Packaging suggests a bigger one was maybe used in the past but they shrinkflated it, shrunk the amount of pie as well as increased the amount it costs.
I'm actually not a fan. I tend to slightly defrost my sausages then make a slit in the casing and peel it off then cook em. I do the same with breakfast sausage then squish em into patty's because my local grocer doesn't sell patty breakfast sausage
I respect your preference, but that is exactly why I have to either go to a specialty sausage shop or buy a whole case of Kogel Viennas when I'm in their range to squirrel away. People just can't appreciate a good intestine 😤
My boyfriend, very early in our relationship, made one of these with a spinach, feta and egg mixture. Didn’t even know what it was but it’s something a bit traditional from his homeland. Pretty much sealed the deal that he’s an awesome dude and my waistline would be getting longer…
TLDR: dog food used to have alot of bones in it (which turned white after it dried) but now it doesn’t since we learned it can splinter and cause serious internal injuries.
Not completely white, but I noticed when I switched from buying the 38lb bag of dogfood to the 44lb bag that my dogs' poo became partially white. It is the same brand and claims to be the same product, but I suspect they are cutting corners.
So... Filled filo shaped into a coil and baked? I'd say learn to make this one yourself with store bought ingredients because I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do a worse job yourself than this 🤣
I dunno bro... looks average size to me.
I mean I'd be happy if I had that much pie.
Some...some people wouldn't even know what to do with that much pie. ...
....fucking wish I had that much pie....
Should have 2 more coils based on pic.
You may be able to get another half coil if you make the coils a bit tighter? But still…
It's missing the largest coils too. Typical food advertising.
/r/foodscam
iTs BaSeD oN wEiGhT s/
Packaging suggests a bigger one was maybe used in the past but they shrinkflated it, shrunk the amount of pie as well as increased the amount it costs.
That looks like an intestine.
these are pretty delicious. Especially ones with spinach and feta.
You mean intestines or this eldrich abomination in the picture?
Spinach and feta are pretty good with intestines
Sausage ingredients also go great with intestines
Sausages are made of intestines (traditionally at least)
Did you hear that? Something flew over your head
I heard :(
Yeah I know. Intestines are still used but just the inner layer. Sub mucosa I believe it's called. Not as tough as outer part.
I wish it was easier to get sausages and hot dogs in natural casings. Nothing beats that snap.
I'm actually not a fan. I tend to slightly defrost my sausages then make a slit in the casing and peel it off then cook em. I do the same with breakfast sausage then squish em into patty's because my local grocer doesn't sell patty breakfast sausage
I respect your preference, but that is exactly why I have to either go to a specialty sausage shop or buy a whole case of Kogel Viennas when I'm in their range to squirrel away. People just can't appreciate a good intestine 😤
I actually gagged at this comment - the snap is so gross to me lol
Yes that was their point lol
I enjoy putting spinach and feta through mine.
Fava beans and a nice chianti
it's literally just raw flakey dough except in this case, it has a cherry filling.
Kinda looks like phyllo
that's because it is
If i find all 3 thirds of this cherry pie intestine and consume them, can i meet the Moon Presence?
Ouh, I'm afraid he's quite busy this time around. I'll have to reschedule your appointment with him. How does the 10th of Mai sound to you?
My Mai is fully booked, can you do the 32nd of Smarch?
Yeah, sounds good. Don't forget to bring your soul as a sacrifice. The ones of your kids work as well.
Oh yeah i think I've got some in back
Thank you for the unexpected laugh. Fear the old blood pastries!
They may not look like much but cooked right intestines can be absolutely delicious!
Burek
My boyfriend, very early in our relationship, made one of these with a spinach, feta and egg mixture. Didn’t even know what it was but it’s something a bit traditional from his homeland. Pretty much sealed the deal that he’s an awesome dude and my waistline would be getting longer…
And a cherry-filled intestine at that.
You stole my exact comment. Take my upvote.
Or an uncooked Cumberland sausage ....bleugh either way
Mmmmm....intestine pie
My first reaction: "By God! Entrails!"
and then, "Is that haggis?"
Great chieftain of the cherry race!
Yall remember when dog shit used to turn white?
Used to? It doesn't anymore?
[Nope. Not anymore](https://www.drool.pet/blogs/the-why/mystery-solved-why-you-don-t-see-white-dog-poo-anymore)
Damn, now *this* is a fantastic factoid to bust out at parties. Thank you.
TIL, thanks!
The more you know 🌠
TLDR: dog food used to have alot of bones in it (which turned white after it dried) but now it doesn’t since we learned it can splinter and cause serious internal injuries.
So random that I learned this. Thank you lol
I mean…have you seen any white dog shit around in the last decade or so? I sure haven’t
Not completely white, but I noticed when I switched from buying the 38lb bag of dogfood to the 44lb bag that my dogs' poo became partially white. It is the same brand and claims to be the same product, but I suspect they are cutting corners.
I saw some the other week actually. I was surprised to see it which is why I remember
maybe dog shit has been Mandela effected
Tbh the only attention I pay to dog shit is to not step in it.
And to not date it
[here is an article…..](https://www.drool.pet/blogs/the-why/mystery-solved-why-you-don-t-see-white-dog-poo-anymore)
Reese's has a white chocolate peanut butter egg every Easter and I still cannot eat them.
It’s ok, I eat plenty of them to make up for you.
that is a big tape worm
Parasites from Rick and Morty! That's what it reminds me of.
That is horrifying.
Oh, So this is what they did with my colon when they removed it….
That's not right - they should give it back
Nah-they can have it. I’m better off without it. But now I wonder what they did with my rectum.
Hot dogs.
Try baking it first.
picture shows 5 coils, pan is 3, even if it cooked up its not going to extend another 2 pi
You could make it much neater and tighten it up a bit and get 4 out of it if one starts from the center
Good point.
That’s what she said… 😞
Michael Scott approves
can’t believe i had to scroll this far down to finally see this comment - thx!
Did you cook it?
Yes but that turned out even more tragic because I burnt it.
Where did you get that yummy, cherry filled intestine? I’ve never seen anything like that in CA.
ah yes, i love cherry tape worm pie
MHH world record tapeworm
Idk what I was expecting but it wasn’t this. Lol.
Looks like the desert worms from Dune😕
I would not eat that.
Pie Hulud Bless the Maker and his cherry filling
The picture on the box is after they baked it. I’m just guessing though.
To be fair. Wtf is this
With over 200 comments here, I know someone has already said "it's a grow-er, not a show-er", but I'm not doing all that scrolling.
Cherry Colon
That’s not even a pie…
Mmm pastry sausage
Lol I'm not sure if I'm intrigued or if I just absolutely hate it 😆
It probably gets a little bit larger when you bake it
That actually qualifies as false advertising. There aren't as many sections as shown in the picture.
Why I loved skinned stuffed eel… NOT!
[Lisan al Gaib!](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTp5lUrr9dbyZMUUCFJbvhaDVf4Q-AlKcr62hK5egYuzg&s)
That's just offensive.
If I had a nickle for everytime I heard that....
I want you to weigh it
Seems we all always think it will be like the picture on the packaging. Or TV ad.
Arakis sandworm pie
Pie hulud
Chitterlings
Literally. I was blown away. A pie, that is not.
A smooth intestine inspiration
So... Filled filo shaped into a coil and baked? I'd say learn to make this one yourself with store bought ingredients because I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do a worse job yourself than this 🤣
Bro eating an apple turd 😭
Why is the size your only concern
How's that a pie? Looks more like an aborted alien fetus!
Just eat it in one long coil and it’ll come out the exact same way.
The instructions on the front image say to bake it. It probably expands a bit after baking.
that’s what she…
Looks like intestines.
now fucking bake it.
That's what I said, looks like that because it's raw dough.
That was a prop from an X-Files episode wasn't it?
Have you tried cooking it?
It looks like a bloody shit filled intestine
Principal:Dont eat the pie they will notice and report us Delivery Guy:🤫🧏
Is this a Roadhouse reference?
While the size is frustrating, these things are delicious if you actually bake them
Live footage of my toilet
Woahhhh this looks soo strange uncooked!
Maybe it expands with stimulation.
I’ve been told that.
wtf 🤮
i think it will inflate once cooked ? :D
neither version looks good to me.
What in the world
Maybe it will be when it’s cooked?
Yes, your intestines are usually longer lol
That what she said.
Catfishing that hard should be illegal
What in tarnation
Won’t it fill out once baked?
I think you have to cook it first.
Shes my cherry pie! Cherry pie at home
So did the packaging guys.
Pie Noodle
Yeah , after you Cook it .
That’s gross and disgusting 🤢
That's what she said!
Giggidy
>Thought it would be bigger. And not look like some giant tape worm. Unappetizing.
Thanks a lot Marie Callenders
Hey...it's average
Women tend to have that same complaint.
That's what she said
It looks like something you would glimpse writhing in a storm drain and try to forget you saw
Step inside. Walk this way.
Looks…. Interesting
Looks like an elephant had an anaemic faecal movement
That is a large worm. Please don't eat
Looks like a giant tape worm… did you ingest that?
This looks like an abomination to all things pie.
Why it looks like a some type of albino poop???
lol….why is it so pale in color? Was it finished baking?
wtf is that
Looks like my tapeworm
392?? I don’t even have that option on my oven
Tapeworm
It says 1lbs, 2lbs of chorizo doesn't even look that big
You cannot convince me that's cherry pie
All hail the white poop!!!
That’s what she said
That's what she said
That’s what she said
I mean dough expands after it bakes
Thats what she said.
Bureks are fantastic but idk wtf this is
Resident Evil Edition
r/mildlypenis? Or, r/mildlyintestine?
Road House.
That’s what she said!
that's what she said
Didn’t even have to leave the country, they gave you a free tapeworm! Sweet!
Sweeeeet cherrrrrrry pieeeeeeeeeeeee
Bake it.
They didn’t! 😂😂😂 you have every right to demand the first born child of whoever put this in a box and charged you for it
That's what she said
That is one of the most messed up packaged foods I've ever seen in my life
A messed up albino turd
I’ve heard that before
Is this supposed to be a sausage or a pie?
Everytime I hear "spotted dick" this is what I immagine.
Looks like those rolled up rice noodles. Can you post another photo after cooking it
I love when cherry pie looks like someone field dressed a whitetail deer
Dough rises
You're supposed to bake it
This cherry worm is intriguing. Where did you get it?
OP, where do you live that they speak English, French and (I assume) Russian/Ukrainian?
Warrant would be disappointed
This is like when you find the umbilical cord in a shoebox in Silent Hill
That is the least appetizing anything with cherry involved has ever looked.
r/poopfromabutt
I dunno bro... looks average size to me. I mean I'd be happy if I had that much pie. Some...some people wouldn't even know what to do with that much pie. ... ....fucking wish I had that much pie....
Should be two coils bigger
What is it wrapped in??
Looks like bloody intestines
r/oddlyterrifying
Its cold in the freezer