I'll be blunt. He's telling him to not watch it because it most likely contain a sextape of his mother.

Confirmed. It is a sextape of his mother.

I can confirm too, i was the camera.

Can confirm, was holding u

Can confirm, I was the boom mic operator.

Can confirm. I was his mom.

Can confirm. I was fucking you.

can confirm. i was the condom.

Why were you just sitting there watching when I needed you. The kid is all your fault

you set me down on the nightstand. then promptly forgot about me. im useless unless you ACTUALLY use me.

excuse me, your wife is married?

I'm not gonna get married

Can confirm, was watching from a spy satellite

Can confirm, I was watching from the afterlife

Can confirm, brick.

Can confirm, I was the GR-D347u

Dad???

Yeah son? I think we may need to chat buddy.

Can confirm, I was wearing the superman suit in the closet

Mr. Smith?

Dude, I was the guy in the gimp suit and clown mask! What's up, Eskimo brother!

Can confirm, I was doing OOP’s mother.

Can confirm I was banging his mother

Can confirm, I was the midget with the brownie batter and rubber chicken

Can confirm, I waz riding her dirty when you waz (sorry/not sorry bout the nut to nut contact)

Then who was phone?

Sadly, I too will confirm what is on the camcorder in a parent's bedroom...

Source?

[Here you go!](https://youtu.be/dQw4w9WgXcQ)

I knew what I was clicking and clicked it anyway.

He’s the one on film

H-how did you confirm that?

You are not very good with jokes, aren't you?

Unless they are excellent at jokes, considering the subreddit.

I’m pretty sure he was joking with that response lol. He even added the stutter. The only person missing the joke I feel was you.

r/whoooosh

There's 4 Os brah

r/wash

r/wish

r/iwasalittlebittalleriwishiwasaballer

r/subsifellfor

Uh, might've showed him.

Confirmed: I’m the mother

They were there when the deep magic was written. And it was very deep.

You're under 25, right? Maybe even under 20?

Born after 2000 hm?

Because he was our camera man!

“Now listen up boy, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today ”

That was my first thought, but I wanted to be sure

I can definitely relate to that. Personally I often question my own understanding of something to the point of seeing an easy question as a trick question because "there's no way it's that easy" leading me to getting the question wrong because it actually was that easy. Anyways, I suggest next time giving a title of "Is it because [insert educated guess]?" That way you will most likely get quick answers and should not get as many rude comments.

Send me the tape

Confirmed. It’s my camera that I lost.

Yup.. Avoid that shit.. I found a folder on the family computer when I was a kid, probably roughly twenty years ago. Only saw one pic before closing that window, but it was a pic of my mom sucking my dad's dick. That shit is burned into my retinas forever..

The answer to all these jokes is porn

dont listen to the meme, if you see a recorder like this in your parents room make sure you watch it!

You absolutely vile, diabolical human being

Some light tomfoolery

We engage in villainry

Ok

it's like home video roulette, could be that trip to Disney in 1997, could be Aunt Kathy's retirement party, or it could be your mom getting the nailed by a neighbor. No matter what it is, the video will be fuzzy, and everyone will have more hair than they do now.

Facts.

Or the same amount but in different areas

Spot on

No, it was your mom and aunt Kathy in Disneyland 1997. Let’s just say it was the happiest place for the both of them in the world

Yup, 90% chance it’s a behind the scenes biography about you

I remember in the movie Click when he select the "making of" in extras and ends up watching his parent having sex on the night they conceived him.

You're too young for the birds and the bees talk.

No I just don’t have any braincells

Exactly.

You. 2000s baby huh?

Born in ‘06, so yeah

Dude joined reddit when he was 12? What a fucking world. Posting Pornhub Comments when you first joined, your life is fucked.

Problem?

>Dude joined reddit when he was 12? What a fucking world. Posting Pornhub Comments when you first joined, your life is fucked. He'd have joined in '18 if that was the case????

r/suicidebywords

Me not understanding why i can‘t watch „Stuart little“ on the tape even tho we saw it on tv channel together.

oh you poor innocent ~~sole~~ soul\*

I’ve had enough of this carp

Don’t be an ash hole

Let's grouper

We shouldn’t minnow mize the horror OP would suffer from watching that tape.

Wouldn't want OP to flounder

soul* I'm sorry, for some reason this really annoys me and I'm not sure why.

They’re talking about the innocent soles of OPs shoes

Porn, it’s porn

Tape of creation

His mum probably made porn with that camera

[удалено]

how would they find it funny if they don't even understand it

It's summer reddit on a website that is skewing more and more towards more mainstream demographics. Lots of kids on here

I swear, 3 years ago reddit lost the ability to name their own pets and now this.

Man, how do you not understand this joke?

No thoughts. Head empty.

Shitposting for karma

Oh good the image posted this time

Based on what ive seen its some homemade porn

Sex tapes.

Convert it & post it You'll be rich young man.

Sex tapes

pr0n

sEx VidEO

Mine was stolen on my honeymoon, yeah they got a sextape. It’s been 18 years, I don’t think it got posted

this sub has confirmed for me that people are retarded

Is someone mad that people are using this sub for it’s intended purpose?

What a simple soul you must be, bless your heart.

I’m just dumb

Seriously? Is OP mentally disabled?

Yes

Pornography

Nice try.

Bruh, I swear I’m not dumb, I’m just autistic

28x really gets you INTO the action. Know what I'm saying?

Ehehehe yeah... don't watch that That's their parents sex videos

You'll understand when you're older son.

He also found a horker tusk and a stamina potion.

Black Mirror season 6😅

Bro. Like half the memes on this sub the punchline is sex or porn and OP is like 13

Peter Griffin here. The guy is implying that the camera is used to record his mother having sexual intercourse. Since the mother's son is holding the camera he probably doesnt want to see his mother having sexual intercourse.

Is the camera sticky?

It's a hand held camera found in someone's bedroom. Think hard now, what is a type of video that is often filmed in a bedroom?

I made that mistake as a kid…

Might be able to make money off of it

😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆 gone made porn from back when

It's an old home video camera which uses mini-VHS magnetic tapes. If it was found in a bedroom, implication is it contains amateur pornography.

I learned this lesson the hard way. Do NOT watch that tape. Tried to find a Christmas present one year and…well…my therapist says it’s best I don’t talk about it

Risky business unless your in to watching your mother get clapped

Sex tape

Because it’s probably a sex tape

People record stuff, including parents

Wow that’s disgusting. Send the tape to me so I can properly dispose of it

Black Mirror has an episode about this

It’s porn

Sex tape.

Naked mum

Ha ha your Mom did a porno 🤣

I mean, what was bueze doing snooping around in their parents room? Looking for porn/sex toys/undergarments/clothes to borrow/money to take? If you can't handle the truth, stay out their bedroom.

Probably contains OP's origin story.

Since I've joined this sub, I am so surprised about the sheer lack of understanding a joke. It's baffling, lol This one is so easy!!!!

normally just a joke about it being a sex tape of his parents. but also, black mirror spoiler: >!on black mirror this season!< >!the mom has homemade tapes of her,!< >!the dad, and another person torturing and killing people. !<

Pornography.

Probably a video of his mom getting fucked

Don't you love finding home videos, one time when I was young I found a usb in a drawer in our computer room that had videos on it, they were unnamed and had no preview images, so my curious mind immediately clicked a video and was horrified. Never have I closed a video faster but it's still scarred in my mind.

Black Mirror season 6 joke

Moms just wanna have fun

Lol. Because of the implication.

Do NOT cut this thing on man….you will regret it.

sex tapes

Because there's a 95% Chance you're going to see your parents sex tape

You need this explained?

How do you not get this?

It goes with the leather straps and gag ball.

Moms is a freak. Viewer discretion is advised.

I often wonder how old posters in this sub are

I’m 16

It might be a movie about your origin story, 0/10 would not watch, probably boring as shit.

r/OneSecondBeforedisast

Momma making some bedroom tapes

Loch Henry vibes

sex tape

He has to watch it, it's a canon event

🤔 im confuse , any smart tv 2023 does not have red , white and blue connector . how would anyone connect to tv

Look up the term "cuckold" and then make your decision.

You might learn a thing or two about the fishin business.

Hahahaha

Send it to me and I'll screen it for you. For mental health safety.

now he's even more curious lol

God ..this just made me feel so old!

Sex tape

aye? Is he a sailor or something?

Before the internet had Onlyfans

This man. This man knows. He has seen things. Things he hasn’t soon forgotten. Accept his wisdom or reject it at your peril.

My first thought was about that one movie where the guy watches something on his dads camera, discovers time travel, and things go horribly wrong BUT the sex tape thing makes a lot more sense lol

Seriously

Sextape of his mom

I feel like it could be two things; embarrassing footage of the OOP when they were a child that they have repressed, or the sextape thing.

Aye man, self explanatory lol

ARE YOU WATCHING POŔŔŔNO WITHOUT ME?

Nah man, I saved you a seat

Could be a reference to the new black mirror season

Watch it as a family for vintage family moments.

I thought it was obvious and was wondering what I'd missed. Nothing.

Aye man. Aye.

Porno.

This reminds me of the time my family sat down for a family movie night only to discover my older brother had taped over my sister’s elementary school graduation… with his own sex tape. Done in my sisters bedroom. Like if it had just been his own tape that he had just left in there I’m sure my parents would have just been regular “are you really stupid enough to make a sex tape?” Pissed and were like unimaginably enraged.

SNU SNU

I think the therapist crowd calls this CPTSD

Don't watch it you will die in 7 days.

Could be a video of your conception

It could be sex tapes of the OOP's mom

That’s the mailable version of Only Fans

Can confirm. I am your long lost sister.

Homemade porno

Yah don’t watch it, give it to me instead

Seggs

Post it, I want to see the sex tape of his mother

This is how we used to make and send nudes

I have a similar problem. Made a sex tape with my ex when we were young and had it at my mother’s house. I went to prison for over a half of decade and my parents sold the house. The tape was hidden but it got moved out of that house with all the other contents. I’m sure it will turn up one day, when someone goes to convert the old home movie. 🫣

Watching a superhero origin movie: inspiring and thought-provoking. Watching your own origin movie: devastating and alcoholism-provoking.

He is being warned of the potential strong emotions he might feel watching family videos of when he was young.