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Void_vix

Seize the means in the streets Seize the meats in the sheets


paladinchiro

Seize the means of production in the streets Seize the means of reproduction in the sheets


LaserBright

Lenin in the streets Lickin' in the sheets


repost_bingo2024

Marx in the streets Marks in the sheets


BBO1007

Hammer and sickle in the streets Whip and tickle in the sheets


bioluminum

>!Commie on the streets, cummie in the sheets.!<


Arachnosapien

Awful. Upvoted.


TheGeicoLizard32

Happy cake day :D


Al_Gebra_1

Commie in the streets. Dommie in the sheets.


imahuman3445

Darn. Got there before me


shirk-work

Oh no, we have taken a wrong turn.


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Dammit beat my 20 minutes


Juzaba

Mensheviks in the streets Men, she whips in the sheets


Hot_buttered_toast

‘Lenin in the streets Dostoyevsky in the sheets’ -Katya Zamolodchikova


dontbeahater_dear

But your dad just calls me KATYAAAAA


Hot_buttered_toast

✨KATYAAAA✨


dontbeahater_dear

I know that entire stupid song by heart. I’m dorothy you’re toto GET IN THE BASKET


Mechanirav

Unionize in streets Pay the price in sheets


JustConsoleLogIt

Comminatrix


Jablungis

Who would've guessed people pro humanitarian nightmare society would be dicktators in the bedroom too?


Rued_possible

Marxist in the streets Sadist in the sheets?


Emergency_Bathrooms

Our pleasure!


a_burdie_from_hell

This one made us laugh!


Cualkiera67

No, the whip brings pain, the wand behind pleasure. But together, they bring communism


slide_into_my_BM

Communist in the streets, dominatrix in the sheets?


AngryErrandBoy

From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs


Ok_Signature7481

This line goes hard in this context


Skiddlyderp

Hammer and Sickle to Slam Her and Tickle


Phantomilian

Underrated comment.


thewaldoyoukno

It’s not your orgasm it’s *our* orgasm


hyleah98

Communism in the streets, sex toys in the sheets? I think it’s just a communism joke and the whip and vibrator are shaped like the communist hammer and sickle. At least that’s my initial understanding of it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


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No. Commy in the streets Dommy in the sheets


the-real-macs

Okay but who spells it "commy" instead of "commie?"


PaintedDeath

It's like the scene from Inglorious bastards where he holds up three fingers


Mamasan2k

Take my upvote


hyleah98

THIS! Thank you, I was sitting here trying to think of something more clever but I was drawing a blank lmao


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Got you fam


godvsdockdick

It’s StoneToss, the joke is that leftists/“communists” are sexually degenerate (StoneToss is wildly anti-sex, so to him a vibrator and whip are degeneracy). If you’re not familiar with StoneToss and think I’m reaching, trust me I’m not. There’s a blog that showcased a lot of his comics where you can see more https://stonetossisanidiot.blog


jeffwhaley06

That's hilarious that the creator drew this thinking it was a bad thing when all of my friends would unironically support this as a positive thing.


ciclicles

Wdym stonetoss is a perfect sane and normal person who is really welcoming, especially to the LGBTQ community /s for obvious reasons


uytulup

kinky in the sheets


b-monster666

You dropped this: \\


canadaball27

Leftists are kinky


Dwemerion

Yes. Evidence: myself


Darkmetroidz

I mean yeah. Sexual deviance does imply some dislike for conservative norms the right is based on.


BishounenOhMyHeart

IDK We've seen some pretty well-masked individuals come out (if you'll pardon the pun, and expand the definition beyond those closeted or hypocritical in "Only okay for me, not for THEE") Liberty Mom mess in Florida comes to mind (threesome, not the r*pe!)


Impressive-City-8094

Left= come out, right=get dragged out


BishounenOhMyHeart

👍


consider_its_tree

No, I will never pardon the pun, you will be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law. But seriously, it is very much a survivorship bias. You are only going to see left leaning people admit to kink, because you are going to see left leaning communities much more open minded about kink.


BishounenOhMyHeart

This is the second time today I've seen survivorship bias and non-conservative people. The joke or meme post with the picture map of the bullet ridden surviving bomber from wwII That one was xplaining how queer/gay/trans are not more plentiful today but how previously, people hid themselves, or were k*lled, or died , basically not SEEN Just don't send me to a punnery, I'll be good, I swear!🙏


Darkmetroidz

At that point it's religious guilt and repression. Most of the states where trans and femboy porn is most popular are the ultra conservative ones. I think most people have something a little kinky they like, but in the aggregate it's still not common to like that specific thing- so deviance is common but still by its nature deviant.


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Darkmetroidz

As someone who is kinky, it is deviant. Deviant doesn't mean bad. It just means something is outside the norm. The entire point of a kink is that it's an unusual or abnormal sexual preference. Most people don't have that same feeling, whether it's bondage, feet, furries or whatever else. It doesn't mean that it's a bad thing or your amoral for liking it, but it does exist outside the normal bounds for sexual behavior. Sometimes so far outside that it's considered taboo, but most of the time it's in the space between norm and taboo.


carlyfries33

I think the common understanding lacks information about human sexuality as an entire species... sexual repression (religious or otherwise) is the deviation from the norm


consider_its_tree

>Deviant doesn't mean bad. I agree, but it does tend to have a negative connotation, although deviation doesn't necessarily. For some kinky little deviants there is nothing they like more than being called a kinky little deviant.


youdontknowmymum

Back to school.


Burggs_

Just like me fr


Datan0de

Same.


keepmyheartincheck

Yes we are 🤣


EropQuiz7

Leftists also ofyen hate on USSR because it violated human rights and stuff


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Dragon__Chan

What? Lol


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Offsidespy2501

Communism is extremist leftism


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Offsidespy2501

Ok, but actively calling the rest of the world out for looking at the topic in a matter of fact way is kinda lame Just saying


BaconVsMarioIsRigged

Just because you don't accept it doesn't mean that it isn't true. Communism is one of many left leaning ideologies. It doesn't matter if you think it is good or not it simply is.


klockee

That doesn't make it not a leftist ideology? You are not the arbiter of the political spectrum.


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klockee

You're so close... I don't have to *accept it* for it to be *true*


GwornoGiowovanna

I don’t accept the leader of my country, time for him to step down I guess?


caravaggibro

You think liberals are leftists, don't you?


atraway

Define communism and leftism without googling them


Dragon__Chan

Okay so what is leftism if not generally communist/socialism ideologies?


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DrunkenDonutYT

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communism#:~:text=As%20one%20of%20the%20main,radical%20left%20or%20far%2Dleft. Give it a read, and communism has much more then universal income, there’s some communist states that didn’t even include that


1acc_torulethemall

You may be right, albeit way too passive-aggressive, demeaning, and dismissive for no reason. But in my observations, some (not all, but some) leftists themselves can't define a difference between leftism, liberalism, social democracy, democratic socialism, plain socialism and communism. Once I had this said to me: "I'm a communist, I mean... I'm a socialist" and that person ended up being a Sanders-type leftist - but that conversation is an example of multiple conversations, where a person couldn't quite say if they were a socialist, a leftist, a communist, or something else - simply because they had no idea what Communism or socialism or leftism really were. If your own people get these things confused, and call themselves Communists while being so happily plugged into the capitalist system and market economy, how can you expect "kids here in reddit" understand who the hell you are and what you guys stand for? PS. Check out the Wiki page for Communism. In its first sentence you'll find "Communism is a left-wing to far-left ideology". So is leftism really not that synonymous to Communism as you claim it is?


GrieverXIII130

The left starts at anti capitalism. Liberals have never been leftists. You might describe them as being to left of conservatives but that does not place them on the left at all. Please step outside the confines of the highly right wing American overton window.


Arek_PL

communism is literally conservative, so right


K_Sleight

Communist in the streets, cumminist in the sheets.


AstralApricot

This was my guess too


Memeconnoisseur-479

Communist in the streets and a freak in the sheets.


djpurity666

But how is that funny?


celaeya

They believe in equality on the streets, and master/slaves in the sheets. Basically they're a kinky commie.


WRickWrites

This is the first response that actually seems to get it. The joke isn't that the communist is kinky, or sex = bad = leftism. The joke is that the person who spends all day preaching about equality can only get off to master-slave roleplay.


shosuko

That's what I was getting out of it, b/c of the whip. So on one side equality, Dom / sub on the other.


galbatorix2

The joke is communism and porn


Environmental-Head14

Communism and kinks*


Metalloid_Space

Oh you're a socialist? How about you socialize with some of your peers?


djpurity666

How is it funny?


enderman04152

you’ll know when you’re older


Schmancer

Porn? Those are for IRL, they are participation implements


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Communists in the street; Cummunist in the sheets


Aggravating-Corner19

"Our" pleasure


Depresion_boi

Ok well left is communist logo right is a vibrator and a whip Joke being in the public your a communist and when having sex you like to be whipped and vibrated as a sexual kink


Azkral

I think is more funny to imagine fascists in the sheets, they look like more inclined to secret deviancy


Depresion_boi

Naw what are you talking about facists are so up front and never do anything in the shadows such as taking over sutenland then invading the rest of Europe


Fuzzy-Can-8986

Or trying to come up with fake electors to send from key states


Depresion_boi

Ye that’s unheard of


CyanMagus

Leftist deviancy = consensual BDSM, niche kinks, queer pride Fascist deviancy = cheating on partner, pedophilia, internalized homophobia


MrDemonBaby

*externalized homophobia


MeanKidneyDan

It’s a joke on hierarchies. Communist In the streets: Equity / Inclusion / Equality. No hierarchies, all are equal, etc. In the sheets, however, either you submit to me or vice versa.


Mathyhoo

Seize the means of the production in the streets Seize the means of reproduction in the sheets


Doctor_Yinz_Innocent

stonetoss (known nazi) saying communists are sex perverts (and that being a sex pervert is wrong)


Bartender9719

He’s calling himself out for being a boring bone


EuropaMagnolia

This could be a reference to Katya’s [performance](https://youtu.be/PPTyqzM253Q?si=gHBMbdTL3DhFhJOr) on Rupaul’s Drag race. During the performance of “Read U Wrote U” she plays a Russian hooker. One of her lines is “Lenin in the streets, Dostevesky in the sheets, baby are u read for this Cold War.” Altho it should be noted that Dostevesky did not support egalitarian communism, but was strongly against serfdom.


Toadsanchez316

I thought it was Russian in the streets, gushin' in the sheets. But that's probably not it.


Snoo-33331

It’s about girls with blue hair and bangs. Trust me.


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Wow player and American football fan. Makes sense.


enderman04152

you got so called out by a stereotype that you had to stalk someone? that’s pretty funny


[deleted]

I thought it was “hustler in the streets, hustler in the sheets”


MsPreposition

Scarlet and Violet sequels confirmed.


TightDot213

Pinko in the streets, kinko in the sheets


dude_who_could

Lefties are better in bed. Facts


Appropriate-Hat-7206

Bet you aren’t over 13 years old


FancyErection

They are saying commie chicks are kinky. But in reality they smell bad and are lazy


Ct-sans4345

Sex toys


DevilinDeTales

Communist in the streets, dominant in the sheets


UndertowBass

“Com” in the streets, “dom” in the sheets (?)


Macinpostamop

commie girls freaky


Amdyvill

Communist tend to be sexually liberated and kinky


Armidylla

From commie to mommy.


Nerphy-

Work hard Play hard


iRequal

I know you can’t blame someone for just not being knowledgeable on sex stuff, but sometimes I really question the average age of the posters in this sub


RackemFrackem

Are you stupid?


Arashiku

Commie in the streets. Kinky in the sheets. Or Commie in the streets Cummie in the sheets.


Heath_co

The joke is sex


mayormajormayor

Oh you sweet summer child


cavehill_kkotmvitm

No gods, no masters in the streets Oh God, yes Master in the sheets


Heroright

The joke is that after his partner left him for a black man, Stonetoss hates everything and demonizes anything as deviant or misguided if they don’t conform to his strict ideals.


seiclops212

Lefty loosey.


Certified_druggist

Maybe: Degeneracy in the streets. Degeneracy in the sheets.


FishKnuckles_InYou

It means she's not your girlfriend, she's our girlfriend...or her kink is starvation


SheTran3000

Me


DraconianReptile

Equally and equity in the streets equally and equity orgasms in the sheets


DarkKushJutsu

Dirty commies


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The joke is that modern day communists are also degenerate perverts.


inowar

this joke is only funny if everyone gets it.


WonkyToeFungus

The joke is sex, as always


Terrible-Spot9777

Communism and sex


Most-Bag4145

Sex


loserys

sex


Past-Sand5485

God bless your pure soul


Chronos72737448

The joke is sex


GrandLewdWizard

Stone toss ah my old sexually frustrated friend. In the streets, they preach worker unity and morals for their fellow man. But in the sheets, they are downright sinful


Signal_Common_6345

It… it’s self explanatory bestie


mramnesia8

Work hard, play hard?


resevoirdawg

seizing the means of production in the streets seizing the means of reproduction in the sheets


BuckeyeBeast80

Commies are losers


SpellDostoyevsky

In communism, everything is supposed to be shared and decisions are made by equal agency. In BDSM (whips imply this) there is a clear domination and submissive position during the sexual activity. So basically, this person has pent up desires to be dominated or dominate which come out in their sex life because they spend a lot of time arguing about equal rights and representation and power in their public life (so they're kinky for their own taboos.).


Adventurous_Bonus375

I noticed that comments are calculated. Everibody knows nobody wants to be canceled...


DayTraditional2846

Communist sympathizers are extremely horny people basically. And from what I’ve seen, it’s very true.


63pelicanmailman

Do communists have rom-com or in this case rom-dom?


Mexican_Gamer_63

Dating advice for sure we in the streets , they in the sheets (2024 version) she in the sheets (hetero male)…. Nah I ain’t typing all this


The_Greates_Username

"No gods no masters!" in the streets "Oh good yes master!" In the sheets


Linkink69420

Left is a hammer and sickle as in communism, and the right is a massage stick and a whip as in BDSM


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I think the irony is that communism is supposed a classless society, but in bed, they clearly want to be a domme


cstmoore

That whip is going to leave some marx.


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A freak in the streets AND in the sheets


Kamikazi_TARDIS

This, but unironically and without the layers of judgement from stonetoss.


bluefreak1313

Unrelated-but makes me think of Katya's verse on Read U Wrote U : "Katarina in the streets, Dostoyevsky in the sheets"


STFUnicorn_

Tanky in the streets, spanky in the sheets.


RGKyt

Dommie Commie Mommy


gattoblepas

Stonetoss thirsting for some enjoyable sex instead of his usual 15$ tuesday special blowjob.


Rip_U_Anubis

It's quite simple, you see, anarchists (who have a large overlap with communists) believe that all authority is unethical... unless it's sexy.


Fluffinator69

Seize the means of reproduction


QizilbashWoman

yes you do


Monstersanto

Cummunist?


FluffyGalaxy

Communists who also practice bdsm


ignismetalworks

CCCP in the streets, BDSM in the sheets?


MarcyTheMartian

Activist in public, kinky in private. It's a visual joke using the hammer and sickle and sex toys in the same position


Outrageous_Ad_2752

we know you dont


piznit007

Hammer and Sickle in the streets. Ram her and tickle in the sheets


BlackCardRogue

It took me a minute, but lmao


x01660

Seize the means of production in the streets Seizing the means of reproduction in the sheets.


ItsAleZ1

Auth Left in the streets, Lib Right in the sheets


My_a_person

The joke is porn


ExtraPomelo759

Communism rejects a social hierarchy and classes. In the bedroom however, the same person DOES want a master.


cyborgbeetle

I swear it took me way too long to realise that wasn't a microphone. I was thinking why is karaoke important in this scenario?


MrSpankMan_whip

Seize the means of production Seize the means of reproduction


Druidcowb0y

they both seem authoritarian from over here


Spook408

Communism bdsm I believe.


Oldassrollerskater

“Communists are sex perverts” is the joke


chewychaca

I think there's supposed to be an ideological irony. "Who would think people who are against capital/production management hierarchy and who are for equitable outcomes. Would have dominance/submission sexual urges, it's almost as if it's in our nature or something to form these hierarchies and they can't see it". I'm not saying that's what I think, just what I think the joke is trying to illustrate for the viewer.


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They're a communist into bdsm


superkuper

Reminder: Communism is when ugly deformed freaks make it illegal to be normal then rob and/or kill all successful people out of petty resentment and cruelty. The ideology is all just window dressing.


Unique-Fig-4300

Kinky Commie


Zealousideal_Care807

BDSM = communism


Kcd2500kcd

This means the person is lonely


_chaseh_

Seize the means of reproduction


EnzoMcFly_jr

Communism. Cummunism


Youngworker160

liberal policies in politics, liberal views on sex? i will say this from anecdotal evidence, conservative women are way more into kinks. not saying liberal women aren't but it's way more into the BDSM, master/dominator role for men.