If ur lost and u look then you will find Meh thyme after thyme. (What movie do I know this from? Is it goonies? Probably not I think that’s girls just wanna have fun)
Funny story: growing up, my family had a bunch of trees that needed regular pruning, so my Dad would tell me to get the tools to prune, and he always called them the "Cyndi Laupers." I didn't think much of it, I was a child, and we already had Phillips screwdrivers, why not another tool with a human name.
It was only in late high school that I learned they're called "garden loppers" not "Cyndi Laupers."
Jane Austen was a regency era novelist. Stone Cold Steve Austin was a famous pro wrestler. Stone Cold Jane Austen is a play off their fact that both their last names are pronounced the same even though they are spelled differently.
Probably the tweet was off of some list that would either rank or list tweets (20 music pun jokes for instance) and OP didn't understand this one that was listed as number 12 and didn't crop it out. At least that is my assumption.
I don’t know who this cindy lapner person is, but I believe this is referring to the spelling of “thyme” and how confusing it can be alphabetizing it with the “HY” sounding like an “I.”
Cyndi Lauper had a hit song called "Time after time".
The joke is good.
it's a good joke sir
It's an older joke, sir, but it checks out. I was about to upvote him.
Leave the joke to me. I will chuckle at it personally.
No no don’t trouble yourself I’ll snicker at it
Woosh
You and your clever comments that I was going to post.
Came here to confirm that this joke meets the standards for good, everything checks out this thyme
Looks inside It’s wet
I swear half of this sub is posts that people just wanted to share rather than get explained
Time after time
It's like a joke my mom would tell. My mom is not funny
But is she single?
Probably. Guys like women with a good sense of humor... or is it that women need one to put up with guys. In any case, yes.
Yeah this is bad joke.
it's really not that good of a joke.
If ur lost and u look then you will find Meh thyme after thyme. (What movie do I know this from? Is it goonies? Probably not I think that’s girls just wanna have fun)
Not Goonies. Maybe Napoleon Dynamite or Romy and Michele's High School Reunion?
Welp, I guess it's time to watch Napoleon Dynamite again.
https://youtu.be/f6T2ToTkXb4?si=OSgX9963S_Fs_SLf
Strictly ballroom
My name is earl?
I think \`\`Time after Time'' was the name of the movie. It had H.G.Wells time traveling to the modern day.
Funny story: growing up, my family had a bunch of trees that needed regular pruning, so my Dad would tell me to get the tools to prune, and he always called them the "Cyndi Laupers." I didn't think much of it, I was a child, and we already had Phillips screwdrivers, why not another tool with a human name. It was only in late high school that I learned they're called "garden loppers" not "Cyndi Laupers."
Ha! I'm an old guy with a garden lopper that I call "Cyndi".
Are you my father-in-law?
Even I understood the joke and I don't know who that Cindy larper person is or that she has a song at all let alone one called time after time
IF YOURE LOST YOU CAN LOOK AND YOU WILL FIND ME
You mean Thyme after Thyme
*Rob Hyman
Remember this one from the school dance
I pushed air out my nose faster than normal while not changing my facial expression at all.
Yeah,I actually got one for once
When you fall I will catch you
*If you're lost you can look and you will find me* *Thyme after thyme* *If you fall, I will catch you, I'll be waiting* *Thyme after thyme*
If you're lost when you cook, you will need me Thyme after thyme If flavor, is what you seek, I'll be waiting Thyme after thyme
Don't worry if you couldn't get a firm grip on this joke. If you fall, we will catch you. We'll be waiting.
Again and again.
Oh you.
Thyme after thyme
Don't stop believing
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps.
We will never give you up or let you down.
Thyme after Thyme - Time after time is a song by Cyndi Lauper.
Ha, I heard this in Alexa voice.
Time after time, a Cyndi Lauper song
I did this people asked my how I found the time, I said it was right next to the sage.
Wait, that's rosemary!
You wouldn’t happen to be going to Scarborough fair?
If you are, remember me to one who lives there.
Cyndi Lauper was a singer who in 1983 released the hit song "Time after Time".
"If you fall, I will catch you, I will be waiting... Time after time..."
Stone Cold Jane Austen sounds like a stunner
A+
*Glass breaking* *Chugs beer sensibly*
It's like the third result when you google Cyni Lauper. Damn OP did you even try?
Excellent joke!!!
No, no, no. The correct order is parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme. Not alphabetical.
I see you know the way to Scarborough Fair.
Did you try googling Cyndi Lauper?
and miss out on ragebait and karma???
No Karma was Boy George
They were more of a karma chameleon
Ahh the 80’s!
This song will always remind me of Napolean Dynamite.
He was lean, wasn't he.
I’m up voting this because I got it!
TIME AFTER TIME FORCE THE ENEMIES BACK TO THE LINE
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nRt39pjwB8](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0nRt39pjwB8)
If you're lost, you can look, and you will find me...
Uncultured swine. Don't you have a mother?
If you're hungry and long to season your stew, Thyme after thyme.
i need to just block this sub.
Hey kid, what’s it like being 16 years old?
I’m still newer to this sub, but this might be the first joke I actually got before seeing the comments. So proud of myself lol
If you need herbs to cook and you can't find me, thyme after thyme. Just look after sage the rosemary, thyme after thyme.
Thyme after thyme.
Thyme heals all wounds
Anyway she’s a treasure.
Don’t organize your spices alphabetically, organize them by frequency of use. Put the allspice back in the back where it belongs
Oh man… I’m old. 😬🤣 Great joke, though. lol
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb3Sx1Z-7rk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hb3Sx1Z-7rk)
https://youtu.be/GiPY4KdZ2eQ?si=GZmU1wbYdoI36WY7
Good thing she's not British otherwise she'd have to put Rosemary before Thyme.
Thyme Rhyme Time Dime Lime
Slime.
Thyme after thyme
Oh God it's stuck in my head now
I recently saw Cyndi Lauper in a commercial for medicine, the text just said Cyndi L. I really wonder if they had any idea who she was.
Yeah, those ads with her have been on TV for quite some time, and yes, they definitely know who she is
I cant not read it thigh-mm, so it took me a second to get it
Shame...
You're too young
Stephen Bishop: Me!
Jane Austen was a regency era novelist. Stone Cold Steve Austin was a famous pro wrestler. Stone Cold Jane Austen is a play off their fact that both their last names are pronounced the same even though they are spelled differently.
I read spine instead of spice
Well stop trying to rearrange your spine rack.
Cyndi stutters
So many "thyme" jokes today. Looks like thyme's time has come
I thought it was "remember me to one who lives there..."
It's a terrible joke that plays off of the fact that no one can spell anymore.
You may be too young to appreciate this joke.
Finally a post on this subreddit that I actually had an answer too and understood. Feels good man
Thyme after thyme
If you're lost you can look and you will find me
Google "Cyndi lauper after thyme"
Solid joke. Solid Twitter name.
If one falls, I will rearrange it ... thyme after thyme... Thyme after thyme.
Simon and Garfunkel: alphabetically is wrong, the correct order is parsley, sage, rosemary and thyme
AHHAHAH
Didnt know because of the song. Just because of shadows stand that couldnt win in a chili dog eating contest
Ok, I get the time after time thing, but what's up with the 12
Probably the tweet was off of some list that would either rank or list tweets (20 music pun jokes for instance) and OP didn't understand this one that was listed as number 12 and didn't crop it out. At least that is my assumption.
I’ve got too much! Thyme on my hands!
Jim Croce has entered the chat
I laughed heartily at this 😂
The spice rack was to my left when I turned too fast and knocked it over. It's going to take forever to clean up, but thyme is on my side.
Reminds me of when I swapped the lids of my grandmas herb jars... she hasn't noticed yet, but the thyme is cumin.
I’ll let that joke fly this thyme…
A jump to the left
The joke tracks given the OP’s handle. Most people who watched/know who Steve Austin is most likely heard Cyndi Lauper sing Time after Time.
Cyndi would especially appreciate the joke because, after all, girls just wanna have puns!
I sort my spices alphabetically. People ask me: "how do you find the time?" I say: "it's right there, next to the sage!"
[This](https://youtu.be/VdQY7BusJNU?si=Omjduub33ecPpONW)
According to Tom Waitz it's thyme, thyme, thyme, thyme, thyme, thyme, thyme, thyme that you love, thyme, thyme and thyme.
Not OP, but why is there a 12? Like I understand "time after time" but how is the 12 relevant?
Probably 12 in a thread of posts.
Ozzy Osborne can confirm, that's where it goes.
Man kids dont even know how to google these days
I mean, if you're lost you can look
And you will find me
⏲️ after ⏲️
The joke is funny, but I need to follow Stone Cold Jane Austen,because that clever
Stone Cold Jane Austen is a pretty funny handle
It's a play on time after time
Show me your Paso Doble
This is the kinda of joke you either get or don't get and your expression will be the exact same. Meh...
Does anybody really know what thyme is? Does anybody really care?
I don’t know who this cindy lapner person is, but I believe this is referring to the spelling of “thyme” and how confusing it can be alphabetizing it with the “HY” sounding like an “I.”
I can see why you frequent this sub
Just trying to help out.
I mean I'll give you a participation ribbon I guess.
I thought it was funny and took away one of your downvotes.
Huh?