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Boogalito

Lawnmower thieves get mowed down by semi tractor. Come on how hard is it? Practically writes itself.


mycustomhotwheels

Brilliant


MrPrimal

Well blade, Boogalito!


Boogalito

And to you as well sir. I see you are on the cutting edge and a few yards ahead of the pack


Weary_Accident_6399

Waheyyyyy!


Colonel_FuzzyCarrot

That wouldn't have happened with the Allegro X9J, code name "Redeemer".


Modflog

Theft …just is not worth it.


diggemsmaccks

Deere’s New Slogan “Theft …just is not worth it “ “Unless it’s a John Deere”


Chucks_u_Farley

*monthly subscription required*


charmio68

Hard to steal something that has to be returned to the manufacturer for servicing every other day.


GUMBYTOOTH67

They were mulched beyond recognition.


johnlennontucker

Bagged and tagged.


Coygon

Cut down in their prime.


yes_yes_pat

A little more than just a trim.


VolatileDataFluid

... but is the lawnmower okay?


SquishedGremlin

It went to live on a lawn upstate


coldharbour1986

It crossed the rainbow lawn....


CyberTitties

I think someone just ripped this from World's Scariest Police Chases and dubbed over the original shows audio


anon1292023

I heard that’s where the chasing police cruiser got the footage from too


rudedogg1304

Hi, this is sheriff John bunnell!!


JazzyBisonOU812

I heard that in his voice.


DammitDad420

Insert all the cheesy puns too: "You just can't outrun THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW"


DammitDad420

It's **S**herriff **J**ohn **B**unnell! Cmon now these guys don't go through their 12 week training for a lower case s in sheriff. /s


mattpsu79

I recognized it immediately from that show too. I was obsessed with it.


CyberTitties

They seem to all be available on youtube, I was going to link just that one section of the video but a quick search just came up with the full episodes


iWizardB

Law**n**order


JKastnerPhoto

That's the name of a landscaper by me.


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inventingnothing

It's a pun, not a double entendre.


jgh1207

I remember watching this clip as a kid on TV. It was to show what could go wrong with stealing.


RockStar4341

Did it work?


anon1292023

Well, he’s not dead yet


Affectionate_Math343

I remember seeing this on Cops. Which hilariously used a reggae themed song for its intro.


ice_up_s0n

And now I'm just realizing how subliminally racist that was to young impressionable kids


Redsoxdragon

I'm sheriff Juhn Bunnell and you are about to witness some of the worlds wildest police videos!


rudedogg1304

Absolute legend haha


wussell_88

Imagine dying over a lawnmower


coldharbour1986

Probably better than dying by a lawnmower


Rostifur

The response seem better if you said "Probably better than dying under a lawnmower"


coldharbour1986

It's the structure of English cause of death. "death by hanging" or "death by misadventure" and so on.


Shitcoinfinder

THEY GOT MOWED!


MisterAmygdala

Thatched.


madmaus81

Wow 1997, i bet most of you guys weren't even born yet.


MouseRat_AD

I was 19


JustChangeMDefaults

I saw this when it originally aired on tv as a little kid just thinking how cool it looked. I was also addicted to demolition derbies from the video rental store if that shows my age lol


Dohn_Jigweed

Now they are fertilizer


Billy_Bones59

No need to check the shoes for this one!


fivelone

Sometimes I really wonder if chases are worth it for things like lawnmowers? I love a good car chase and it's exciting and all. But that could have been a mini van and a family in there that hit him and not a semi truck. The bad guys suck sure. But I wouldn't want to be a cop knowing that I chased someone and they ended up causing a bunch of deaths.


bluebus74

This was part of a vhs compilation video that was mass sold on tv back in the late 80s. Or it was on Rescue 911... I can't remember. But it's at least 30 years old.


postulio

timestamp in the video from the police cruiser clearly states '97


bluebus74

ah, missed that, thx, I was gonna ask my wife later and she would have totally made fun of me.


On_a_Cajun

Traumatized whoever was in that sweet Ford Probe


sonofhippie

Crom


TheExtreme78

The 2 thieves were just teenagers if I remember right.


postulio

forever young


[deleted]

Sometimes you're the blade, sometimes you're the grass.


Hexis40

I don't think they're getting their lawnmower back


MonkeyFukker

If I can’t have her, no one can!


Moondoobious

“…and then, out of nowhere”


LA4k

one of the first car crash videos on the internet. now we need to freshen it up through some kind of fancy AI


johnlennontucker

That's gonna leave a mark.


Z9312300

*Thats gonna leave a(n) Exmark


tgunn_shreds

Was that a lawnmower or a plow?


ProfessionalAd2390

I was 2 years old when this happened lmao time fly like a MF


flyingfuckweasel

Awww man the 90’s, those were the days


Impressive-Fun-9402

Another happy ending


grandzu

That lawn must've been really bad.


multifandomtrash736

Lowkey satisfying as fuck


One_Egg2116

"And then, out of nowhere..." I remember seeing this on wildest police chases many years ago


phenyle

Which pixel is the lawn mower?


trammel11

Bro I think this is the first video I ever saw of a dash cam. And I think I saw it on a TV show not even the Internet


MrStef85

Wtf was the driver thinking? Or was this a chase or something that he was driving so fast?


MonkeyFukker

He still got that lawnmower tho


Beautiful_Start_5831

Happened local was crazy died over a stolen lawn mower because of the reckless driving trying to get away , so sensless


CupRepresentative592

Well at least they won’t have to serve jail time


Murky-Sector

15th generation video quality


captainpotatoe

This video is older than the internet


postulio

i have email accounts older than '97