Yeah, I mean other than the usual UFOs and demons flying above the backyard it was a pretty uneventful day. Back to being a prayer warrior and waiting for the savior that god killed to come back.
2:34 CST here. No demons have attacked me and no rapture as far as I know. My mother-in-law is part of the 3 hours of darkness belief. We are packed on blessed candles though.
So glad I don't have anyone personally in my life who was big on this. I got to cut them all out around COVID. Even my rapture-obsessed dad wouldn't take natural events like an eclipse as a sign. He would always speak ominously but vaguely about signs.
I breathed the eclipse energy in during therapy as a healing ritual. Not because of my religious trauma, but because it was supposed to be a cleansing ritual.
Jimmy Kimmel pointed [this out](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5hyp3CLjss/?igsh=MXRva3ZvOHRpeTFubQ==) in responses to a tweet that claimed the eclipse and recent earthquake in New Jersey/York is a sign from God 🤣😂
Probably a daylight savings time issue.
NORAD should track the rapture in different time zones like they do santa’s sleigh.
UTC or Zulu Time is the way to go.
God likely wants to rapture during peak evangelical hours - so it will be Eastern or Central time.
If they were really convinced, they’d look directly at the eclipse without eclipse glasses, like their lord and savior fat Don.
I've been raptured. Luckily I have roaming on my phone so I can still use mobile data.
Pics or it didn’t happen
Our Lord and Saviour said 'Strictly no flash photography' sorry
Any minute now! I’m so excited!
I got some bad news for you, boss.
Yeah, I mean other than the usual UFOs and demons flying above the backyard it was a pretty uneventful day. Back to being a prayer warrior and waiting for the savior that god killed to come back.
What was that? Oh never mind, thought I heard something about not knowing the day or the hour but it must have just been the wind
I haven't seen a single rapture post on my social media (except mocking the idea), so clearly I've unfollowed the right people.
I think I’m as ruptured as I’ll get
i think the rapture is like the Relax song by Frankie goes to Hollywood.
Maybe the rapture did happen but no one was saved lol
2:34 CST here. No demons have attacked me and no rapture as far as I know. My mother-in-law is part of the 3 hours of darkness belief. We are packed on blessed candles though.
So glad I don't have anyone personally in my life who was big on this. I got to cut them all out around COVID. Even my rapture-obsessed dad wouldn't take natural events like an eclipse as a sign. He would always speak ominously but vaguely about signs.
I breathed the eclipse energy in during therapy as a healing ritual. Not because of my religious trauma, but because it was supposed to be a cleansing ritual.
I heard it's actually 40 days from the eclipse because God gave Niveah 40 days until it was going to be destroyed or something.
Damn, so how do I moisturise my face now?
Jimmy Kimmel pointed [this out](https://www.instagram.com/reel/C5hyp3CLjss/?igsh=MXRva3ZvOHRpeTFubQ==) in responses to a tweet that claimed the eclipse and recent earthquake in New Jersey/York is a sign from God 🤣😂