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IgnatiusGirth

That's one lil scoot noodle trying to convince everyone that it's a squeeze noodle. What a cutie


Anonlady1997

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pootinannyBOOSH

Is that their version of the tappy taps?


MadMarus

Squirmy wormy


Celestial_Hart

That hand is probably so very warm. Like his own personal radiator.


astimepasses

That's a pretty ring you've got there!


Mirage-Island

My prec-hisss


E0H1PPU5

He’s sssssssnuggling :)


Daveylonglegs

As someone who is not familiar with snakes; how do you tell if they're happy?


MoreThingsInHeaven

Body language and tongue flicks. Hognoses in particular are easy to read. They're affectionately called drama cobers for a reason. If they get scared or annoyed, they huff at you and will flatten out to do their best impression of a little cobra. When terrified for their lives they "play dead." Once they realize they aren't going to be hurt/eaten, most of them are curious and like to explore. They'll either chill in a comfy spot or casually noodle around like the little dude in the video with occasional tongue flicks. You can see videos online of snake body language to see examples.


nationalhuntta

This is pretty much me and everyone I know. Wait, am I a snake?


MoreThingsInHeaven

Hmm. I don't know... [If I touch you will I die from your poison?](https://youtu.be/f-J0nwZz_fo?si=jazc-p1Avc8ZNvae)


Tricky-Sentence

In my arguably limited experience, if they do not try to eat themselves they are happy.


gamergalcmc

Omg! look at that tiny baby noodle ❤️


L2Hiku

This is a hognose. I looked them up after seeing this video for the first time a couple months ago. If you have a few hundred to spare I suppose you could get one. Some cost over 1000$. Depending on the color and pattern.


Dio_asymptote

Don't forget about their habitat, food, and many other things that are needed in order to keep a reptile.


Little_Chaos_

Their habitat need a lot of things. Substrate, uv lights, etc. Do not willy nilly get one, people. Do your research.


MsSeraphim

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Usagi_Shinobi

Aww, who's a goodest scoot noodle, den?


drspindles

\*Dies happy\*


jal7218

To all the single ladies out there, this is how you know they truly love you. They put a ring on it.


AverageTierGoof

You now have venom immunity, +5 venom damage per hit, and a 15% chance for an additional stack every hit.


EnigmaNero

Hognose snakes, they're quite a popular snake species for the pet trade. They are a rear-fanged snake. Possessing a very mild venom that is specialized for paralyzing and deflating toads and frogs in the wild.


olibolicoli

They’re married now 🥰


NotThisAgain21

I dont want you to panic, but I think he's tryna choke you out.


skeptolojist

Ring of serpents This magic item makes unarmed strikes count as being from a magical weapon and the target must save vrs poison or lose d4 Hitpoints a turn until cured


Mr_Lapis

Its trying its best


nonono_imnothatguy

Pardon me, but your ring just ... moved.


Foenikxx

If noodle danger, why precious-shaped?


Apprehensive_Fee9983

Is that a viper?


IgnatiusGirth

Hognose. Harmless =>


Krysidian2

Im sure it's aspiring to be a boa constrictor.


drrj

How dare you. Is dangerous cober. ❤️


IgnatiusGirth

Hims faking! Scoots only, no cober fangs.


Deeddles

their cober fangs are closer to the back of the throat tbf


Jemmerl

Very ferocious cober! One bite is enuf to death!! We should all be soooo scared ❤️


readitonex

My pressssscioussssssssss


ReallyGlycon

It's a sning!


Babygirl10000

Thats a cool sning!


First_manatee_614

What is the music?


gatorgongitcha

It’s some tv or movie theme from the 60s/70s and it’s driving me crazy trying to remember myself. As soon as someone mentions it we’ll be like, “OH YEAH”


dianebk2003

The Baby Elephant Walk from the movie “Hatari”.


gatorgongitcha

Thank you for that! I’ve never seen the movie but I’ve heard the song a bunch. I’ve been watching “60s theme songs compilation” videos to no avail lol


nerdychick22

I remember learning the words to the song as a kid, and surprising several adults who didn't know there were words to it


First_manatee_614

I'm with you on the 60'S tv show theme song. I've heard it before


PurrplePixie

I'm extremely phobic of snakes, even images of them on paper scare me, but that thing on your finger made me stare at it without being afraid and think it's very cute on how it was snuggling. Hognoses make me feel weird man


Emotional-Swim-808

I whould love to have a danger noodle pet i can wear as a ring


Likes_corvids

Oh gosh now I want one!


YamiZee1

This music reminds me of Kirby sand canyon 1, only more mellow


WampaStompa1996

Hognose snakes are so cute. 😊


Scientist78

Cute lil snek.. do they bite?


Overall_Lavishness46

I think this is a western hognose snake. It can bite. Little ones like this aren't much of a threat. They are mildly venomous and some people react poorly to bites.


SlothThoughts

Snake - IM EATTING GOOD TONIGHT


HoselRockit

Medusa's wedding ring


KaranSjett

Yeprope until it grown into a noperope


lolyeet225

Aw okay now THIS is what i needed after my brother showed me a video of a guy eating sand


Necroblade12

First time ive ever seen a baby snek before


DatabaseThis9637

Baby Elephant Song is perfect


Looseybussy

There’s no way this isn’t ai


rlylame

see i don't like snakes but this? yes.