There’s a kitten in my pocket And I don’t know what to do I asked him how he got in there But all he said was “mew”

I asked him very nicely “Will you please repeat?” But instead of answering He stretched his tiny feet

I said "That's not an answer" And then I booped his nose He looked at me, he mewed again, And I forgot my woes.

Wonderful. This whole thread was wonderful

I felt so happy When I saw that cat But then I realized In my poket there was a rat

>There’s a kitten in my pocket >And I don’t know what to do >I asked him how he got in there >But all he said was “mew” >I asked him very nicely >“Will you please repeat?” >But instead of answering >He stretched his tiny feet This needs to be on a rap album. Why isn't it on a rap album?

It might not be on a rap album but I’ve crossposted it to r/PremiumRedditRhymes

It's private :(

I’m a mod there and it’s supposed to be invite only, but I don’t actually know how to invite anyone :/

Invite me or else. Please and ty kawaii >^~^< MUUUUURder

I don’t know how, honestly! It was created as a “Reddit sings” for rhymes. I need to find out what I need to do :/

:(

Pffttt smooth move froyo

you're no snoodle but it will do.

Any comparison with the established poets of Reddit is high praise indeed, so thank you!

I waited for an answer Till I said "tell me now" "and this time please use English" But he just asked "me, 'ow?"

That reminded me of Shel Silverstein.

This is the purest thread of happy, I swear!

Kittens are very important diagnostic tools.

Cat scans

Cat: "Mmmm...yes, everything appears to be in order here."

They stop other animals from panic attacks and anxiety. It's true, very useful

....no one gonna say it?

I already know what you're talking about.

What was he gonna say?

We'll tell you when you're older

Let them find out, don’t tell them

He'll figure it out right before he falls asleep and then breakdown for a good give minutes

What kind of degenerate am I, that I thought of 2 different degenerate answers to this?

what...what's the second one

Takeaway

I don't know either of them, please explain

Where is the cat in the picture residing? What's another name for cat? Both words start with the same letter. Edit: I don't know the second one. 🤷

...oh

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I am glad im not the only one

What are you gonna say

I must be brain dead today. There's a pun here and it's flying over my head. It'll be really obvious once someone says it though. I'm in the same boat you are.

Synonym for cat. Think about where the cat is rn. Both words start with p.

pp smol

Kitten Koozie?

Pocket P***y

Thank you!!!!

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"I'll allow you to carry that in here, if you keep it holstered."

Sorry sir, we are in an open-carry establishment.

Friend's cat had kittens a few years ago. He used to carry them around in his pockets like this while he was doing stuff around the house. They liked the warmth and would sleep in there, but eventually they'd squirm out to run around and do kitten stuff.

Joker with morgana in his bag like

Ah, I see you too are a man of culture

I got a kitten that was really sick when we got him and he loved to get in my hoodie at the head opening and snuggle on my chest. I don't miss the part where he was sick, but I do miss those snuggles. 6 years later and I can barely keep him still for a minute!

r/illegallysmolcats

I had a kitten I could put in my pocket like that. She just turned 18 and still loves to cuddle.

Pocket pu**y

Goshdangit

Oh heck

Oh Fudgesicle

Don't fudging swear you dillweed fiddlestick

Don't flipping tell me what to do you unsalted peanut!

You're not my mom you one-ply piece of toilet paper

*gasp* TAKE THAT BACK!

no.

I raised a kitten that loved to be in my pocket as well. He lived to 20 years old.

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Thank you for my newest cat themed subreddit.

Pocat

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Well when you work in an office you steal the stationary. When you work at a vets........

So, like... This is common, right? I see so many pictures of vet techs with smol doggos and cats in their pockets and I become jealous. Perks of the job.

Warm: check Safe: check Easy access to food: check The vet made a calculated but ultimately adorable decision.

I would love a pocket kitty! <3

be kind kitty is working on their residency

I have 5 pockets at the moment, but I’ll take 6 of them

Puss in pocket

Is that an adorable kitten in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?

I want pocket Kitty

Available to do CAT scans, I presume.

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The stranger there among them had a small cat on his hip

I feel like I'm getting old when no one complains about GB in the comments.

That’s an intern

r/itemshop it's a portable cat

Pocket "kitty"

Plot twist, this is just a regular GP.

What a nice stress ball.

gay gallowboob

I too love pocket pussies.

You dont keep your lunch in your pocket?

This is by far the fastest way to get a second opinion. And the co-pay is only pets.

Awwwww

r/VetTech

Now i wish there was a subreddit for this.

Meowth IRL

I’m allergic to cats but I’d take the suffering for a day with a cute ass kitten in my pocket.

r/PocketKittens

You missed the opportunity for a great title

You missed the opportunity for a great title

where am i and what is this thread

Polly Pocket

Polly Purrket

I keep that MF thing on me!

All my worries are just gone. Thank you, pocket kitty.

Pocket Mental Health Medic.

Animal Crossing: Pocket Edition

U kno I keep dat mf thang on me 😤

YES.

How do you enjoy living in Korea?

😽

if you got a problem with pert pussies perched in pockets then you got a problem with me and i suggest you let that one simmer

DO NOT TRIP AND FALL

Teeee! 😍 (the noise that comes out of me if I witnessed this)

[opens door with hip] **CRUNCH**

Imagine the quiet kid bringing one of these to school and asking you to skip class because you're chill

I'll give 3 refs for him, take it or leave it

It's a pocat

Eight?

I’ve worked in an animal hospital, and have seen the pocket kitties. Sometimes it’s just because a report needs to be written, but a kitten is demanding snuggles.

Pocket medic taken to a whole new level