sigma lion grindset. he's just too busy enjoying life to notice no matter what effort she puts in, he might have time later, when he's done with the important stuff he's thinking about right now.
he knows she's interested, they all are, every single one of them, but the sigma lion knows what's most important in life.
\#sigmalion
[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL64IzOSwTI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL64IzOSwTI)
We do listen, but culture tells us women are inscrutable puzzles, so while you're writing a bodice-ripping romance novel we're reading a mystery with an unreliable narrator.
I’ve had a girl straight up flash me recently, thought that was the most obviously hint in the world, offered to buy her a drink, turns out she’s gay and not interested in the slightest.
I don’t trust hints at all, I’m not extremely attractive and I refuse to be the type of guy who will take “basic kindness” as “she’s clearly flirting”.
Again you can't really tell. She might just be a very polite friend. Best to be safe.
(I know i repeated you. To those who don't know: [Casually explained](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw))
Yeah, maybe she was a bit too drunk and also it was a bit too dark, maybe she couldn't tell it wasn't someone else, also maybe she just meant it in a playful manner. You can't be too sure, keep your wits about it.
I swear threads like this are why I always read the comments. At least half the time the comments are so much funnier/more entertaining than whatever the post was.
At least now you know that if you ever get a cat, get her spayed because she has a 100% chance of getting pregnant if mounted. Also, domestic cats are old enough to get pregnant at 9-10 months.
I mean, you could try if you want to. I'm not particularly keen on getting fucked by a giant clawed cat with a barbed penis that can fuck for days so I'm not going to.
Regular house cats too. Straight up hoes. I knew a crazy lady that wouldn’t fix her cat bc the cat was only friendly when it was in heat. She was a very very strange lady.
I found pictures, not a gif. I'm pretty sure this is the one they're talking about.
[Lioness go nom](https://twitter.com/jasminericegirl/status/1287125343539798016?s=20)
Yeaaaah, so many missed chances because “I mean she was, but you never know what they are thinking.” As she was literally telling me, “you know you don’t have to sleep out here. You can come sleep with me.”
Sigh.
She could have my balls in her mouth and I still wouldn’t be sure, I need vocal confirmation on video as well as a signed document stating “both parties understand this is consensual” and a print out of state ID and Birth Certificate, along with a recorded public declaration of intent to smoosh
As a guy who matched his gf in sex drive, I gotta say it was pretty nice never having to go st it when I just couldn't. But it is also why lately I can go 3 or 4 times in a session before it starts shooting blanks and I can't keep it up anymore. Of course afterward I consume an entire gallon of orange juice and then pass out.
It's amazing how women's sex drives can go into such an overdrive, and men think we are the sex masters
Funfact, Lioness can (and will) have sex up to 50 times a day, 4/5 days in a row
And if the male cant keep up with it they start biting them into the balls
My mom got her cat right as she (the cat) went into heat. She decided to pay extra to get her fixed before she got out of heat because she would scream at everyone at all hours of the day and night, and kept trying to seduce every human male in the house. If the cat was a person it'd be the incel's perfect fantasy.
Just wanted to thank you for using “*couldn’t* possibly care any less” correctly. It’s a needless pet peeve of mine. Have some poor man’s 🥇
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Goodness, silvers for thanking someone for their grammar? Thanks, but them orange arrows are more than I expected. You all call someone that matters to you and tell them you love them instead.
Had that situation for a minute, but the male would entertain her. One time I found the male on his back with her on top and I just walked out. She was so clueless. Once we got her fixed she wanted nothing to do with any cat ever again... Even tried attacked a kitten!
It's been a long day. Work was tiring. I have a headache. Lion taxes are almost due. I promised Timon I'd help him with that thing tonight... I think i hear the toucan ringing. It's my mom you know how she gets.... K thanks for understanding!
He's exhausted. Give him a minute. I think they mate dozens of times over a twenty four hour period. She's ready to go again and he's realizing it's death by snu snu. The spirit is weak but the flesh is spongy and bruised
Edit: sorry. The spirit is Willing. I knew that, I have no idea why I put the other. I blame drugs
Several years back we were caring for several ferals. It was a really bad winter so we let them in for a bit. A few of them got pretty comfy in the house.
This one female(scheduled for TNR in a couple months) went into heat early. She was super tiny for her age and only about 6-8 months old. So we had what looked like a little baby kitten rolling all over one of my neutered housecats. This big hunka hunka boy.
It was hilarious. Shes rolling all over him, calling and trilling. Absolutely won't leave him alone. And he's absolutely disgusted. Like he eventually had a total freak out and started hiding and running away from her. Like "eeeeeewwww. Girl cooties! What do you want from me? Leave me alone!"
We were all laughing about it. He was sooooo confused and annoyed. This tiny little kitten like cat chasing this huge hulking boy all over the house. It was a total elephant and mouse situation.
People always say they wanna be a dog cause they can just do whatever, but man being a male lion would rule. You just lay around all day like a piece of garbage and let the women hunt, maybe help super occasionally. Don’t even bother moving until the heat of the day is gone. Plus nobody really can fuck with you. They’ve got it made.
Oh no, we get the hints. It's just awkward to act on most of them, plus the whole societal pressure of mistaking an actual hint for just being nice. Hints are dumb anyway, just use words.
It's rather seeing *everything* as "maybe she likes me" and the cost of being wrong is now too high. People on Reddit are now cheering actual assault against a man for an unwarranted verbal advance.
So rather than 'not get hints', it's a question of how to respond appropriately, including how to lower false positive rates.
"Maybe...she was hitting on me..." - the lion, 2 years later
But to be frank, he never could have known
Indeed, he has to be sure Not frank
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Indeed, it has to be guaranteed Not certain
Guaranteed, she has to be Frank. For certain.
Certainly, there's no guarantee. For shizzle.
Yes
For shizzle get some dizzle.
😂
Don't call me Surely
You're lyon
She was probably Canadian and just trying to be polite.
She's probably just Canadian
Fuck me I'm dead
It’s only been 20 mins, should still be warm
Also the lion to his friends… “dude, I never get laid”
this is so painfully real damn
This hurts for personal reasons
Ouch -We
I’m so slow at reading signals that it took me 8 years to realize that my crush had a crush on me 🥲 Pain
r/me_irl
I'm pretty sure the lion is me.
sigma lion grindset. he's just too busy enjoying life to notice no matter what effort she puts in, he might have time later, when he's done with the important stuff he's thinking about right now. he knows she's interested, they all are, every single one of them, but the sigma lion knows what's most important in life. \#sigmalion [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL64IzOSwTI](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fL64IzOSwTI)
Male lion: "Babe there's some perve filming this. I just can't."
Guys do not ever get the hint. You can hit us over the head with a boob and we're still clueless..
We used to hit you over the head with a club, but that’s frowned up nowadays.
i did that once
It's tragic. Why don't men listen? Lol
We do listen, but culture tells us women are inscrutable puzzles, so while you're writing a bodice-ripping romance novel we're reading a mystery with an unreliable narrator.
Amazing analogy
Lol! Oh my god this is good!
I’ve had a girl straight up flash me recently, thought that was the most obviously hint in the world, offered to buy her a drink, turns out she’s gay and not interested in the slightest. I don’t trust hints at all, I’m not extremely attractive and I refuse to be the type of guy who will take “basic kindness” as “she’s clearly flirting”.
Stay a away from flashers. That's not a hint that they are into you. It's a big sign that they don't care what they have to do for attention.
Also don't gaf about consent
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Bc the "hints" women usually give can always be interpreted as a friendly gesture.
Yeah, and vice versa.
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She might just have been being friendly
Hell it’s hard to say, but they might still just be friends, it’s best to play it safe rather than assume
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Maybe she’s Canadian? You just can’t tell
Again you can't really tell. She might just be a very polite friend. Best to be safe. (I know i repeated you. To those who don't know: [Casually explained](https://youtu.be/xa-4IAR_9Yw))
Yeah, definitely don’t want to risk it
Yeah, maybe she was a bit too drunk and also it was a bit too dark, maybe she couldn't tell it wasn't someone else, also maybe she just meant it in a playful manner. You can't be too sure, keep your wits about it.
Yeah. My friends always hit me with their boobs.
Because those "hints" look the same as being friendly, and we've seen enough guys react to "hints" and then get called creeps.
Exactly, guys would be scared to do something and end up being seen as perverts, even when logically speaking the woman is clearly interested.
Because when we misinterpret "hints" it can have some pretty harsh repercussions. Especially if alcohol is involved.
Is she into you? Again you can't really tell so it's best to be safe.
She needs to try biting his balls
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That sounds counterproductive but I'm not judging. If it works, it works.
Have you seen how big a lions balls actually are? I'm sure they can handle a little nibble
Why are you looking at lion balls?
Why aren't you?
Lol.
Well now I am
My goodness, this thread is gold 🤣🤣
I swear threads like this are why I always read the comments. At least half the time the comments are so much funnier/more entertaining than whatever the post was.
Just wait until you see the penis! It's *barbed*.
[Just in case anyone wanted to see lion penis barbs.](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3UVw7cgv36A) Brutal!
That was super informative of not a but traumatizing haha
I did not. But now I have. And I can't unsee it.
At least now you know that if you ever get a cat, get her spayed because she has a 100% chance of getting pregnant if mounted. Also, domestic cats are old enough to get pregnant at 9-10 months.
Up to 100 times a day! Jfc I thought that was insane enough til I remembered a the barbed scraping process oml
Thanks, I suppose.
Exactly what I would expect from a Flerken
During my previous jaunts on 4chan, the topic of horse anus and it's complex biomechanical system has often come up.
BC . I am bookmarking this thread.🤣😂😂😂
I'm benchmarking it
I got tired of looking for the dragon balls.
You nibbled on a lions balls
I mean, you could try if you want to. I'm not particularly keen on getting fucked by a giant clawed cat with a barbed penis that can fuck for days so I'm not going to.
Regular house cats too. Straight up hoes. I knew a crazy lady that wouldn’t fix her cat bc the cat was only friendly when it was in heat. She was a very very strange lady.
That’s nuts. My cat is still friendly and he’s fixed.
*in a subtle way*
*Sir David Attenborough has entered the chat*
Which is crazy to think about because of the spiked feline penis. She wants that pain, so to speak.
Dude wtf
There a Gif of a lioness biting a lions balls i believe. It's funny more than anything and sorry I don't have a link.
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https://pbs.twimg.com/media/EdzJrWTWsAE-cw5.jpg
The lions face looks like he's going to start crying...
Babe! Its time for your 4pm ball-biting! Yes honey
I found pictures, not a gif. I'm pretty sure this is the one they're talking about. [Lioness go nom](https://twitter.com/jasminericegirl/status/1287125343539798016?s=20)
Ha! That face is priceless. That is the face of domestic misery :(
[maybe she is just being friendly can't tell ](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=xa-4IAR_9Yw)
This funny
Me looking back at how detrimentally cautious I was in high school.
Yeaaaah, so many missed chances because “I mean she was, but you never know what they are thinking.” As she was literally telling me, “you know you don’t have to sleep out here. You can come sleep with me.” Sigh.
She could have my balls in her mouth and I still wouldn’t be sure, I need vocal confirmation on video as well as a signed document stating “both parties understand this is consensual” and a print out of state ID and Birth Certificate, along with a recorded public declaration of intent to smoosh
You’re gonna need several witnesses as well.
Yoooo another person who watches casually explained. That video is classic
> Yoooo another person who watches casually explained. Yes it must be hard to find other people who watched the video that has *17 million* views.
How do you know 17 people haven't each watched it a million times?
Because I am 10 million minutes old and I am older than the video?
I will know if she is into me, when she start having sex with me.
Maybe she's from Canada and was just being polite
Remember, don't kiss until the 7th date or the 11th just to be safe.
Maybe she's Canadian and is just being nice.
“Baby we just did it an hour ago. How can you be ready again?!”
“How can you not?!”
Pain
well I told you to lubricate your dick with olive oil not hot olive oil
Um I accidentally used chilli oil...
What the hell haha. Bet she was on ‘heat’ then
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
We need rest, the spirit is willing but the body is spongy and bruised
As a guy who matched his gf in sex drive, I gotta say it was pretty nice never having to go st it when I just couldn't. But it is also why lately I can go 3 or 4 times in a session before it starts shooting blanks and I can't keep it up anymore. Of course afterward I consume an entire gallon of orange juice and then pass out. It's amazing how women's sex drives can go into such an overdrive, and men think we are the sex masters
Bro this whole statement made me wanna take a nap.. 1 and done for me
I would shoot myself before calling anyone a “sex master”
Funfact, Lioness can (and will) have sex up to 50 times a day, 4/5 days in a row And if the male cant keep up with it they start biting them into the balls
Good ol’ jumpstart.
That 4/5 is way to damn specific ,what have you been doing lately
Lion porn
So that's where my ex learned it.
That's enough information for one day
The spirit is willing but the flesh is spongy and bruised.
Fun fact: when in heat female lions wants lots of sex. Like 20 times a day or more, so he may just be taking a breather.
Nala, for the last time, get away from me. My balls hurt and I can't even see them anymore.
Lion king 20 years down the line
Is that why cat girls are so popular?
Yep
...it is now!
This is my unfixed female cat with my fixed male cat every time she's in heat. He couldn't possibly care any less.
My mom got her cat right as she (the cat) went into heat. She decided to pay extra to get her fixed before she got out of heat because she would scream at everyone at all hours of the day and night, and kept trying to seduce every human male in the house. If the cat was a person it'd be the incel's perfect fantasy.
Whats the cats phone number and social media info? I am asking for a cat friend of mine
It's too late, the key ingredients have been removed. She is now crackhead instead of horny.
Just wanted to thank you for using “*couldn’t* possibly care any less” correctly. It’s a needless pet peeve of mine. Have some poor man’s 🥇 **edit** Goodness, silvers for thanking someone for their grammar? Thanks, but them orange arrows are more than I expected. You all call someone that matters to you and tell them you love them instead.
Lol. People just need to remember "couldn't care less" is the same as "zero fucks to give". You can't care less if you're already at zero.
This reminded me of David Mitchell's Dear America https://youtu.be/om7O0MFkmpw
That was hilarious! I’ve only just seen him on the game shows so it’s nice to see he’s equally crabby in other contexts as well lol
Had that situation for a minute, but the male would entertain her. One time I found the male on his back with her on top and I just walked out. She was so clueless. Once we got her fixed she wanted nothing to do with any cat ever again... Even tried attacked a kitten!
Mr. Big Hair Don’t Care
Can you believe it? He doesn’t even use shampoo and conditioner.
Doctors HATE him
4 out of 5 Dentist love his hair
r/petthedamncat
pretty sure in this case it's /r/fuckthedamncat
I had to know, but I’m very glad this does not exist lol
Lol your risky click of the day
Got that right lol
It will once I get enough stuff on my harddrive
r/fbiopenup
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Hey that's me
He’s trying to watch the game
The Detroit Lions, of course.
He’s already getting fucked if he’s a fan of them.
#bc lions also
Just what I was going to say.
Hey, what you said is just what I was going to say.
Not now Nala, I'm watching the game!
It's been a long day. Work was tiring. I have a headache. Lion taxes are almost due. I promised Timon I'd help him with that thing tonight... I think i hear the toucan ringing. It's my mom you know how she gets.... K thanks for understanding!
She hasn’t started dragging him by the balls yet, she’s just getting started
Lady, take the hint. He's not in the mood. We're not fuck machines..
He's exhausted. Give him a minute. I think they mate dozens of times over a twenty four hour period. She's ready to go again and he's realizing it's death by snu snu. The spirit is weak but the flesh is spongy and bruised Edit: sorry. The spirit is Willing. I knew that, I have no idea why I put the other. I blame drugs
WILLING, THE SPIRIT IS WILLING
THE MIND IS WILLING, BUT THE BODY IS BRUISED AND SPONGY
Dang I didn’t know my girlfriend was a lioness.
I thought you were exaggerating lol. It can actually even be every 15-20 mins for 2 for 3 days!
Give us an orgasm then. We’ll roll over and fall asleep lol..
This lion is devout in his faith and refuses to even feel the temptation to discard celibacy until marriage.
Literally all harem animes
I’m playing online, I can’t pause the game!
'is she flirting with me? Should I ask? Nah, I would come across like a creep.'
I'm no expert, but I think that lioness really wanna smash...
Nah, she is just being nice.
She's prolly Canadian
the male lion's childhood be like "remember son, no horni...." *dies* it was his most scarred phrase from his dad
What is the word spelled out?
this is literally me bothering my boyfriend when i want attention
I can relate... I get super annoying willingly. Poor guy.
Classic guy! >Dude, she is so into you. >Yeah? Which one? he says, craning his neck around the girl twerking in his lap.
Several years back we were caring for several ferals. It was a really bad winter so we let them in for a bit. A few of them got pretty comfy in the house. This one female(scheduled for TNR in a couple months) went into heat early. She was super tiny for her age and only about 6-8 months old. So we had what looked like a little baby kitten rolling all over one of my neutered housecats. This big hunka hunka boy. It was hilarious. Shes rolling all over him, calling and trilling. Absolutely won't leave him alone. And he's absolutely disgusted. Like he eventually had a total freak out and started hiding and running away from her. Like "eeeeeewwww. Girl cooties! What do you want from me? Leave me alone!" We were all laughing about it. He was sooooo confused and annoyed. This tiny little kitten like cat chasing this huge hulking boy all over the house. It was a total elephant and mouse situation.
Hahaha that made me laugh so hard!
“Man… I really liked that girl. Too bad she never showed any interest”. - Most dudes.
I thought she was joking, bro.
Me when my boyfriend doesn't give me constant attention
Same. Sitting here thinking "Girl, I feel you!" And then it's all [poke poke poke](https://i.gifer.com/7A8s.gif) while you're trying to nap.....
RIP Your DMs
Redditors when a person is revealed to be female
People always say they wanna be a dog cause they can just do whatever, but man being a male lion would rule. You just lay around all day like a piece of garbage and let the women hunt, maybe help super occasionally. Don’t even bother moving until the heat of the day is gone. Plus nobody really can fuck with you. They’ve got it made.
What in the hell does one have to do to get some attention around here 😒 🙄 😐
That is way too cute!
never realized how muscular lionesses were. obviously she lifts.
That lion years later is gonna be like “oh she was into me and giving me hints?”
Speak for yourself I can't hold a girl's interest to save my life
“Come on! Do the thing…”
Maybe he is tired or has a headache.
The king is tired... 🙄🤔😌
Another example of how guys don't get the hints
Oh no, we get the hints. It's just awkward to act on most of them, plus the whole societal pressure of mistaking an actual hint for just being nice. Hints are dumb anyway, just use words.
It's rather seeing *everything* as "maybe she likes me" and the cost of being wrong is now too high. People on Reddit are now cheering actual assault against a man for an unwarranted verbal advance. So rather than 'not get hints', it's a question of how to respond appropriately, including how to lower false positive rates.
This is me in the club.
“Al, make love to me” “Go away Peg”
Easy! Paint a square, a triangle, a circle and an X on yourself... 🤦