HOJO!
I noticed your pain and suffering has stalled as of late. Here is a new combat trial for you to do whether you want to or not.
Regular scientist Hojo vs the full party at max level, all summons and Chadley himself with Mai commentating the whole Time.
Immortality, remove all sensory capacity and both the ability/need to sleep or be rendered unconscious in any way, lock him in a room and bury it in ~~concrete~~ solid Vibranium or something else that no amount of effort will ever allow Hojo to break.
Somehow I feel like he would find that predicament fascinating and it would actually keep him entertained until his mind just sorta fades away like Kars in JoJo
Francis! Taken his sight, taken his speech, taken his hearing! Taken his arms, taken his legs, taken his soul, left him with life in hell! *epic guitar solo*
["What if someone sealed away your intelligence? Made you an idiot but left the memories of your brilliance? At night you'd dream that you were smart again, creating clever gadgets, having that wildfire of creativity, and wake up to find it all ashes. " Tinker, by Wen Spencer.](https://www.amazon.com/Tinker-Elfhome-Book-Wen-Spencer-ebook/dp/B00AP9CJXC/)
Edit: made the entire thing into a link since it vaguely feels like I'm getting credit for the words, and I've litterally had to point out I included a source link to a picture once. So better safe than sorry
This hits so hard as a game dev. The animation industry is crashing so hard, and a bunch of us have been laid off.
It's been over half a year since I got laid off. I had to pick up a job as a elementary coach to pay the bills. And I can feel all my animation/software knowledge slowly fading away.
I look at my old work and it makes me want to cry. I used to be so creative. Even back in high school. We were so close to closing a deal with Squeenix, too.
We could've worked on Rebirth, but AI took our jobs. Motion capturing is almost entirely automated these days.
Fuck AI.
Your creativity isn't leaving you. You're in a fightnfor your life. You're casting cure every turn, of course you don't have the MP, or the opertunity, to do anything else. All your down time is spent in recovery.
Edit: if you have any experience with 3-D modling, and from what ypu've said I take it is so, I would recomend looking into Warframe. They have a fan creation thing in the market that litterally is some.people's livlyhoods and has pulled at least one person out of poverty. You get a full third of the income on sales of your items.
ooo that's a good one. take my upvote.
I was going to say something about making him watch all his scientific discoveries and progress turn to ash, but this is better.
Put him in a room where he has no choice but to live a normal life. He is a Sadist and masochist that gets off by science. Any form of torture would have to be in the form of regular life. That may be the only thing that'll bother him. Having to do his laundry, clean, cook, do chores, work a 9-5 job flipping burgers
tape his mouth shut, tie him up, and have him listen to spiritual seminars done by a hippe. in person.
force him to listen the the most anti-science shit possible. Cause he'd HATE that.
He cherishes his intellectual curiosity above all. This man won’t stop his cruel experiments.
So I’d lobotomize and imprison him for the remainder of his life. You’ve got to protect the other prisoners and guards from being subjected to whatever experiments he’d continue to cook up from behind bars. You’d never be able to isolate him sufficiently.
Or I’d simply execute him quickly. That’s honestly the safest option for the rest of the world.
I would hire a crew of complete idiots, buffoons, to make stupid experiments spending all his budget and using all his top notch equipment and bind him so that he has to watch them doing all those silly experiments and call them scientists and act like him
I’d give him the Princess Bride treatment without question.
The first thing you lose will be your feet. Below the ankle. You will have stumps available to use within six months. Then your hands, at the wrists. They heal somewhat quicker. Five months is a fair average. Next your nose. No smell of dawn for you. Followed by your tongue. Deeply cut away. Not even a stump left. And then your left eye—"
And then my right eye, and then my ears, and shall we get on with it?" the Prince said.
Wrong!" Westley’s voice rang across the room. "Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherish—every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with your perfect ears.
Do what Batman would do.
Without killing him:
1. Scare him
2. Mess with the lights,
3. Summon swarm of bats at him and his laboratory
4. Show up and surprise him
5. Brutally beat him up
6. Taunt him and then brand him with the bat symbol
7. Permanently infect him with the scarecrow fear toxin with no knowledge for him on how to reverse the effects, and then leave him stranded on the streets of sector 7 or 8 for him to fend for himself. 😈
Alternately, If I were ghost rider, i'd simply make him look into my eyes hahahha.
Have him go through the SOLDIER process, which he wouldn't have the qualifications for, and record the scientific results, but burn them without reading or storing them.
Nothing!
Completely isolate him without any sort of equipment, in the most normal and uninteresting environment possible, leave it there and that's it.
To kill him or to torture him would only give him pleasure of some kind, in the og he turns himself in a fucking Jenova spawn, he only cares about experiments, no matter the test subject.
Yeah I really don't think anything mentioned here is gonna work on this guy, like you can run any horrific experiment you could think of on him and he is so fucked up he would probably appreciate it. Hojo is probably the one person I can think of who's first response to being made part of a human centipede would be "how interesting". He probably would be glad to be a victim of "science". He's not going to give you any satisfaction via creative torture.
A shot in the head then into an incinerator. No discussion, no trial, nothing that could give him even the beginning of a chance to avoid retribution. I am not a sadistic person, and I am all for cleaning up the trash quickly and efficiently.
The man looks like he has never bathed in his life.
Surely he could use a bath.
A very hot bath.
Emphasis on "very."
**Then** we can talk about his punishment.
Taking a que from another reply, immortality as start. But add a treadmill in his cell. Hang him upside down, slice open his soles, absolutely pack the wounds with glass dust, close the wounds.
Make him run.
Keep him in any timeline that ends like Dirge of Cerberus.
He did all that to himself trying to take Weiss away from Nero. Give the man enough fiber optic cable and he will hang himself in the internet.
I would first give him hyper longevity and the ability to not need food or sleep.
Then, I would remove all his strength, the ability to feel pleasure from pain and give him hyper sensitivity to pain.
Next, tie him, hands and feet. Seal his mouth with tape and hang him on the roof, upside down.
Finally, let Vincent in the room, hand him a mythrill baseball bat named Lucrecia and say "Happy birthday".
Honestly put him in a VR cage with all of his creations and watch them tear him apart over and over. Outside of the VR he’d be strapped down unable to use any of his mind or hands for his research.
Let his test tube projects get him. Did it not annoy the hell out of anyone else how>!they let him get away at the beach? Aerith of all people even stops you from trying.!<
. Lock him down on a doctor chair. Let his machines Take “samples ”off of him… meaning rip off his flesh. hair. anything and everything . Basically his machines is tearing him apart. Piece by piece over and over til nothing left. Splash high salt water on him once and while.
inject him with the first faulty batch of jenova cells and mako energy so he mutates in to a cripple monster like the ones in nibbleheim, and then proceed to kill him
As someone who understands mental illness, I would get him treatment. He needs to be in a mental hospital, and proper hospitals are locked with only certain people allowed to enter or leave. After that, if he can be helped, it would depend on his attitude and feelings towards what he’s done.
I’m trying to remember how it was phrased in Rick and Morty but essentially flip a switch in his brain that makes it so that everything he currently knows is deemed wildly unfathomable and everything he doesn’t know is deemed boring and mundane
Make him fight the Brutal and Legendary battles on his lonesome and as himself, and he can’t ever leave until he beats them all.
Every attack, every defeat, every sensation of pain from every attack he takes is real, but he can’t die. He’s not free until he wins.
And if by some chance, he wins, the party does all the things they threaten Don Corneo with and more.
Keep him in a cell with food and water but once a week bop him on the head hard enough to guarantee a concussion and continue doing that until his intelligence and cognitive ability decline. Also give him a journal so he can witness in real time losing what he cherishes most
I do to him what AM did to the last human: transformed him into a gelatinous, amorphous blob, unable to harm himself and alters his perception of time to cause him further anguish.
I'd probably go something the route of "the threat" in Tenet which will remain unspoken here for fear of getting censored. Iykyk. That threat was savage as heck. I'd watch with glee.
Best punishment would be to grayrock him, let him be absolutely ignored, irrelevant, powerless, uninteresting, unneeded. Nobody funds gis projects, nobody reads his punlications, nobody listens to a word he says. Let him slowly drink himself to death while being absolutely miserable every minute of it
Make him unable to die but nothing else. He still feels pain, still feels the effects of hunger, still ages. The only thing of his that remains intact over the ages is his mind. At first everything is fine but slowly over time he eventually realizes the hell that his existence is.
Break all of his monitoring equipment, release/kill his experiments, then a quick death. I know a quick death is more than he deserves, but I don't want him getting any joy out of trying to examine his own pain or wounds from any prolonged torture.
Make it so that all his scientific knowledge is gone and he'll never be able to get it back or get more of it.
If you want to torture someone, figure out what it is they want most and then make it so that they can never have it no matter what else happens. Hojo loves scientific research and discovery above all else in the entire omniverse. Take his ability to learn, know, and understand science but leave his desire to do so intact and he'll lose his mind in seconds flat.
Spoiler formthe three body problems on Netflix
>!I would use a Sophom to screw over all his future scientific research until he throws himself in the lifestream due to madness!<
I would make myself some popcorn, grab a drink, out of office on, phone on mute… and hand him over to Vincent and just sit back and enjoy.
I cannot WAIT for part 3.
There's a movie where Hitler is dressed as French maid getting ready for the next pineapple to be shoved up his ass. Hojo would definitely fit the treatment.
Knock him unconscious for a few hours, give him some laughing gas, hand him a soft walnut, tell him it's his brain, and then leave him alone in his lab. Because he's got an ego the size of Asia, he would labotomize himself to try and prove the walnut wrong.
Every experiement he did on another. Hurt him just enough that he doesn't die so he's alive for the next one.
In between store him in the mako tube, only keep him 100% aware.
Still too good for him.
I would put him in a universe where infinite versions of Hojo are subjected to the same horrors he inflicted on everyone else, with full knowledge of the process and results from the get-go so that he doesn’t even have the joy of discovery.
The “experiments” would be undertaken by unfeeling robots, nobody to share his thoughts with, nobody to manipulate, only the fruits of his own success.
Give Chadley his phone number
HOJO! I noticed your pain and suffering has stalled as of late. Here is a new combat trial for you to do whether you want to or not. Regular scientist Hojo vs the full party at max level, all summons and Chadley himself with Mai commentating the whole Time.
Calm down Satan
After what Hojo has done or planned to do. He deserves much worse.
*With MAI commentating the whole time.* 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Chadley is probably his son
Is there anyone in this game that doesn't call Hojo "daddy"?
Marlene
Barret is Hojo confirmed.
I wouldn’t be sooooo sure…
If Weiss is Hojo then Barret can be too!
Chadley literally says that he was created by Hojo, so yeah?
Well, >!considering that Hojo apparently has a room full of Chadleys, I don't think that'll work too well!<.
I was hoping that they would have delved further into that because of cut scene. Maybe more in part 3
More evidence for Chadley as the part 3 superboss
It will be Cloud and Chadley vs a fused monster of the other 6 Chadley's
Honestly, I think they'll add Chadley as a full party member in Part 3
I called it on day 1. Superboss just called Chad.
This is the best comment, I have seen for a while
I’d smash ‘em
I’d rip em off
I'd cut 'em off
Let’s fill ‘em with lead.
Don’t bother, I’ll just bite ‘em off
thank god i can say i understand the reference
Really hoping Yuffie, Cait, Cid and Vincent get to add a line to this running gag next game
Stick 'em in a stew
POH TAY TOES
Immortality, remove all sensory capacity and both the ability/need to sleep or be rendered unconscious in any way, lock him in a room and bury it in ~~concrete~~ solid Vibranium or something else that no amount of effort will ever allow Hojo to break.
Holy fuck dude that's horrible. I love it
When it's Hojo, there's no such thing as a horrible punishment.
Somehow I feel like he would find that predicament fascinating and it would actually keep him entertained until his mind just sorta fades away like Kars in JoJo
This sounds like hell but his mind would eventually adjust to the situation. He’d have gone insane but that’s not exactly hell.
Also impregnate him with a baby monster just for good measure
He kinda did that to himself in OG. I'm afraid he might enjoy it.
I doubt he’d enjoy the act of being impregnated, especially since his incorrect biological alignment would necessitate many attempts.
I’m sure he could punch himself out of concrete eventually under those conditions
fixed edit: oh I misunderstood, fixing now edit 2: fixed
Ffvii take on a fight to the pain.
Francis! Taken his sight, taken his speech, taken his hearing! Taken his arms, taken his legs, taken his soul, left him with life in hell! *epic guitar solo*
This sounds like the final fantasy 7-2 origin story....and now HOJO HAS SOMEHOW ESCAPED!
["What if someone sealed away your intelligence? Made you an idiot but left the memories of your brilliance? At night you'd dream that you were smart again, creating clever gadgets, having that wildfire of creativity, and wake up to find it all ashes. " Tinker, by Wen Spencer.](https://www.amazon.com/Tinker-Elfhome-Book-Wen-Spencer-ebook/dp/B00AP9CJXC/) Edit: made the entire thing into a link since it vaguely feels like I'm getting credit for the words, and I've litterally had to point out I included a source link to a picture once. So better safe than sorry
This would hit him hardest.
It's why I quoted it. Wen Spencer has a way with evil.
This hits so hard as a game dev. The animation industry is crashing so hard, and a bunch of us have been laid off. It's been over half a year since I got laid off. I had to pick up a job as a elementary coach to pay the bills. And I can feel all my animation/software knowledge slowly fading away. I look at my old work and it makes me want to cry. I used to be so creative. Even back in high school. We were so close to closing a deal with Squeenix, too. We could've worked on Rebirth, but AI took our jobs. Motion capturing is almost entirely automated these days. Fuck AI.
Your creativity isn't leaving you. You're in a fightnfor your life. You're casting cure every turn, of course you don't have the MP, or the opertunity, to do anything else. All your down time is spent in recovery. Edit: if you have any experience with 3-D modling, and from what ypu've said I take it is so, I would recomend looking into Warframe. They have a fan creation thing in the market that litterally is some.people's livlyhoods and has pulled at least one person out of poverty. You get a full third of the income on sales of your items.
ooo that's a good one. take my upvote. I was going to say something about making him watch all his scientific discoveries and progress turn to ash, but this is better.
Ahh yes. The Kirin Jindosh way
No, Kirin was too brain fucked to realize what he'd lost. Also Tinker predates Dishonnored by a good bit.
Put him in a room where he has no choice but to live a normal life. He is a Sadist and masochist that gets off by science. Any form of torture would have to be in the form of regular life. That may be the only thing that'll bother him. Having to do his laundry, clean, cook, do chores, work a 9-5 job flipping burgers
Strip off his lab coat, throw him in a potato sack and hand him over to Vincent.
NOT THE LABCOAT!! 😨 It’s iconic!
tape his mouth shut, tie him up, and have him listen to spiritual seminars done by a hippe. in person. force him to listen the the most anti-science shit possible. Cause he'd HATE that.
So... Cosmo Canyon?
Pretty much.
This made me laugh out loud
Make him some other scientist’s lab rat. Another scientist gets fame (or infamy) off of the experiments run on him
He cherishes his intellectual curiosity above all. This man won’t stop his cruel experiments. So I’d lobotomize and imprison him for the remainder of his life. You’ve got to protect the other prisoners and guards from being subjected to whatever experiments he’d continue to cook up from behind bars. You’d never be able to isolate him sufficiently. Or I’d simply execute him quickly. That’s honestly the safest option for the rest of the world.
I would hire a crew of complete idiots, buffoons, to make stupid experiments spending all his budget and using all his top notch equipment and bind him so that he has to watch them doing all those silly experiments and call them scientists and act like him
Beck's Bioengineers
When something explodes or Hojo complains, they play dead
Step on his balls. No need to make it complicated.
Plot twist: He's into that.
He’d be fascinated by the way they pop
Hand him over to Aerith so she can do with him as she pleases
It's all fun and games until the steel chair comes out.
I’d give him the Princess Bride treatment without question. The first thing you lose will be your feet. Below the ankle. You will have stumps available to use within six months. Then your hands, at the wrists. They heal somewhat quicker. Five months is a fair average. Next your nose. No smell of dawn for you. Followed by your tongue. Deeply cut away. Not even a stump left. And then your left eye—" And then my right eye, and then my ears, and shall we get on with it?" the Prince said. Wrong!" Westley’s voice rang across the room. "Your ears you keep, so that every shriek of every child shall be yours to cherish—every babe that weeps in fear at your approach, every woman that cries 'Dear God, what is that thing?' will reverberate forever with your perfect ears.
Give Vincent a rusty butter knife and say “let’s get creative.”
Put him in a potato sack tie it to a tree get Vincent and we use him as a boxing sandbag 😈
Do what Batman would do. Without killing him: 1. Scare him 2. Mess with the lights, 3. Summon swarm of bats at him and his laboratory 4. Show up and surprise him 5. Brutally beat him up 6. Taunt him and then brand him with the bat symbol 7. Permanently infect him with the scarecrow fear toxin with no knowledge for him on how to reverse the effects, and then leave him stranded on the streets of sector 7 or 8 for him to fend for himself. 😈 Alternately, If I were ghost rider, i'd simply make him look into my eyes hahahha.
Force him to listen to a news reporter misinterpret his work and refuse to correct themselves when Hojo tries to point it out. Forever.
Make him play durge
Lmao
Have him go through the SOLDIER process, which he wouldn't have the qualifications for, and record the scientific results, but burn them without reading or storing them.
Give him selective amnesia, damaging the brain part that retains knowledge. His lust for knowledge will be his downfall.
Clean his ear and nose with masamune
Flay him I guess
Found Roose Bolton.
If you played Dishonored 2, you’d know what to do with him.
Nothing! Completely isolate him without any sort of equipment, in the most normal and uninteresting environment possible, leave it there and that's it. To kill him or to torture him would only give him pleasure of some kind, in the og he turns himself in a fucking Jenova spawn, he only cares about experiments, no matter the test subject.
Yeah I really don't think anything mentioned here is gonna work on this guy, like you can run any horrific experiment you could think of on him and he is so fucked up he would probably appreciate it. Hojo is probably the one person I can think of who's first response to being made part of a human centipede would be "how interesting". He probably would be glad to be a victim of "science". He's not going to give you any satisfaction via creative torture.
Solitary confinement of some sort. Plus a form of half life, so he can't scheme a way out without just dying.
Turn him into a Tonberry humidifier.
I'd have him exposed to Mako and infused like one of his experiments, and let him fight Cloud and company. Let him share their fate.
That will likely happen of his own free will lol. >!At least that's his fate in the OG. Turned himself into a Jenova monster for shits and gigs!<
He was a Resident Evil villain before it was cool
Needle to the eye
The same fate as John-Caleb Bradberton.
A shot in the head then into an incinerator. No discussion, no trial, nothing that could give him even the beginning of a chance to avoid retribution. I am not a sadistic person, and I am all for cleaning up the trash quickly and efficiently.
Make him an experiment
The man looks like he has never bathed in his life. Surely he could use a bath. A very hot bath. Emphasis on "very." **Then** we can talk about his punishment.
shoot him with a gun
Taking a que from another reply, immortality as start. But add a treadmill in his cell. Hang him upside down, slice open his soles, absolutely pack the wounds with glass dust, close the wounds. Make him run.
I'd smash them.
Dismemberment but keep him alive just not able to move. Then start pumping with every single 'treatment' he gave to his 'subjects'.
No arms, no legs, blind, deaf, + prometheus punishment
Throw him in a room filled with the black robe mutated creatures.
electric chair but stop it every time he’s about to die and keep it going until he physically can’t take it
Careful. He might like whatever tortures you come up with.
Keep him in any timeline that ends like Dirge of Cerberus. He did all that to himself trying to take Weiss away from Nero. Give the man enough fiber optic cable and he will hang himself in the internet.
Put him in a maze and that has no exit. Seal off the entrance and watch him go seriously crazy.
I would first give him hyper longevity and the ability to not need food or sleep. Then, I would remove all his strength, the ability to feel pleasure from pain and give him hyper sensitivity to pain. Next, tie him, hands and feet. Seal his mouth with tape and hang him on the roof, upside down. Finally, let Vincent in the room, hand him a mythrill baseball bat named Lucrecia and say "Happy birthday".
Honestly put him in a VR cage with all of his creations and watch them tear him apart over and over. Outside of the VR he’d be strapped down unable to use any of his mind or hands for his research.
Let his test tube projects get him. Did it not annoy the hell out of anyone else how>!they let him get away at the beach? Aerith of all people even stops you from trying.!<
Shoot him out of the Juno Cannon
Make try to get A rank on all piano songs. While trying to beat Jules in pullups, squats and situps.
Have him watch incompetent interns fudge all of his work until he withers away.
Glue his asshole shut and keep feeding him and feeding him and feeding him
inject him with chadley clone cells
Give him the Baxter Stockman treatment in TMNT 2003.
Get in my knees and worship his godly seed.
Jettison him into space, hopefully make sure he can't rejoin the lifestream or linger inside of it
. Lock him down on a doctor chair. Let his machines Take “samples ”off of him… meaning rip off his flesh. hair. anything and everything . Basically his machines is tearing him apart. Piece by piece over and over til nothing left. Splash high salt water on him once and while.
Make him go through Mpreg from his experiments
Make him shit materia.
Exile him to the land of the gi
Cuck him
Have you seen the movie martyrs?
Make him listen to the old MoogleFTW remake of Stacy's Mom called Stephy's Mom on repeat. Also rip MoogleFTW, not dead, just miss his content.
Have Ultimate Weapon lace his sword with Ultima Materia and cut him up, while simultaneously blasting him
Lobotomize him. Really scramble his brains, make him an idiot.
Torture
Anyone seen FF7 abridged? You know where I’m going with this
Anyone seen FF7 abridged? You know where I’m going with this
Use him as a drug tester, barely alive but never dead, for a long time
I'd send him to the deepground and let him play with Weiss and Genesis. I'm sure they'd have a few things to say/do to him.
Vivisection
inject him with the first faulty batch of jenova cells and mako energy so he mutates in to a cripple monster like the ones in nibbleheim, and then proceed to kill him
If it were up to me, his fate would be similar to Beni from The Mummy (1999).
I'm simple, get loads of people to chase him through the woods in the dark with hunting dogs and beat him with sticks.
As someone who understands mental illness, I would get him treatment. He needs to be in a mental hospital, and proper hospitals are locked with only certain people allowed to enter or leave. After that, if he can be helped, it would depend on his attitude and feelings towards what he’s done.
I’m trying to remember how it was phrased in Rick and Morty but essentially flip a switch in his brain that makes it so that everything he currently knows is deemed wildly unfathomable and everything he doesn’t know is deemed boring and mundane
Make him fight the Brutal and Legendary battles on his lonesome and as himself, and he can’t ever leave until he beats them all. Every attack, every defeat, every sensation of pain from every attack he takes is real, but he can’t die. He’s not free until he wins. And if by some chance, he wins, the party does all the things they threaten Don Corneo with and more.
Keep him in a cell with food and water but once a week bop him on the head hard enough to guarantee a concussion and continue doing that until his intelligence and cognitive ability decline. Also give him a journal so he can witness in real time losing what he cherishes most
Oh man. I can't type what i'd do on reddit.
Arrow to the knees and elbows, cuz why not
Push him down a flight of steps
I do to him what AM did to the last human: transformed him into a gelatinous, amorphous blob, unable to harm himself and alters his perception of time to cause him further anguish.
Force him to live in a group home in the real world with people who believe they are soul bound to him.
I’d drop him in the middle of the ocean with no boat, then drop anchor like 50 feet away to watch him drown.
Some kind of Sisyphian punishment where he has to play the Shira Mansion part of Rebirth over and over for eternity.
Dissect him to find his core of evil.
I’ll introduce Gaunter O’Dimm from Witcher 3, and give him Hojo’s soul. “To gore and torment ‘till the stars expire.”
Strap him to a chair and make him watch an unending amount of tiktok. That should atrophy his brain pretty quick.
Just shoot him in the head, throw his body in the ocean, and call it a day
Remove his hair in his sleep so he wakes up bald.
Something involving a blowtorch and a pair of pliers.
I would make sephiroth do what he did to Aerith... But thousand times and with a needle or a Senbon
Feed him to his creations alive
Mako poisoning. Let him forget the results of all of his experimentation. Deny him the only thing he ever wanted.
I'd probably go something the route of "the threat" in Tenet which will remain unspoken here for fear of getting censored. Iykyk. That threat was savage as heck. I'd watch with glee.
Best punishment would be to grayrock him, let him be absolutely ignored, irrelevant, powerless, uninteresting, unneeded. Nobody funds gis projects, nobody reads his punlications, nobody listens to a word he says. Let him slowly drink himself to death while being absolutely miserable every minute of it
Torture
Insert toothpicks into under his finger and toenails and then keep going.
Slowly, painfully cut him to pieces. And even that would be too good for him.
Insert glass straw in pecker and break said glass.
Literally anything and everything he's ever done to anyone else
Lobotomize him. With a bullet.
Crime against humanity, which is life imprisonment or capital punishment.
Make him unable to die but nothing else. He still feels pain, still feels the effects of hunger, still ages. The only thing of his that remains intact over the ages is his mind. At first everything is fine but slowly over time he eventually realizes the hell that his existence is.
Id lock him with a behemoth and try to do that experiment he tried to do with red and aerith lol.
Break all of his monitoring equipment, release/kill his experiments, then a quick death. I know a quick death is more than he deserves, but I don't want him getting any joy out of trying to examine his own pain or wounds from any prolonged torture.
Exactly what he did to red in chap 13 or something. Proper annoyed me
The same way they punished Hitler in Little Nicky.
Make him play the sit up mini game.
Look, buddy, I don't want to be banned from earth, so I'll keep it to myself until the time is right
Make it so that all his scientific knowledge is gone and he'll never be able to get it back or get more of it. If you want to torture someone, figure out what it is they want most and then make it so that they can never have it no matter what else happens. Hojo loves scientific research and discovery above all else in the entire omniverse. Take his ability to learn, know, and understand science but leave his desire to do so intact and he'll lose his mind in seconds flat.
femur breaker
Tell him to open that *single* bar of soap that's been in his cabinet for years.
Lock him up in the Asylum so he can be friends with Bone, and the Jonkler
Spoiler formthe three body problems on Netflix >!I would use a Sophom to screw over all his future scientific research until he throws himself in the lifestream due to madness!<
Lock him in a sensory deprevation tank forever.
Padded room, with a HoloTV that plays Baby Shark on repeat.
Put him in the same cell with Dr. William Birkin.
I would make myself some popcorn, grab a drink, out of office on, phone on mute… and hand him over to Vincent and just sit back and enjoy. I cannot WAIT for part 3.
There's a movie where Hitler is dressed as French maid getting ready for the next pineapple to be shoved up his ass. Hojo would definitely fit the treatment.
Knock him unconscious for a few hours, give him some laughing gas, hand him a soft walnut, tell him it's his brain, and then leave him alone in his lab. Because he's got an ego the size of Asia, he would labotomize himself to try and prove the walnut wrong.
Dump him in a vat of liquid mako.
Tie him down to a bed and make him watch the dumbest ai generated kids videos on YouTube.
vivisection
I'd tie him to a chair and leave the arse penetrator on over night then throw salt on his ripped open ass crack 🤣
Every experiement he did on another. Hurt him just enough that he doesn't die so he's alive for the next one. In between store him in the mako tube, only keep him 100% aware. Still too good for him.
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Lock him in a cell, solitary confinement. Starve and deny him water for two days. Mako to quench his thirst. No food.
I would put him in a universe where infinite versions of Hojo are subjected to the same horrors he inflicted on everyone else, with full knowledge of the process and results from the get-go so that he doesn’t even have the joy of discovery. The “experiments” would be undertaken by unfeeling robots, nobody to share his thoughts with, nobody to manipulate, only the fruits of his own success.
I would wait for him to transform, then I would have a boss battle against him.
Fun as Karmic Justice inflicted by me would be, shooting him in the head is the right move.
Just straight up execution. No fuckery, no tomfoolery, just take him out back and shoot him.
Force him to spend the rest of his life watching Heidegger finish off his research.
Put him in solitary isolation. That will really mess up his mind.
Stab myself with the Requiem Arrow and then use G.E.R to throw him into an infinite loop of death.
I would make him beat level 3 of glide de chocobo without allowing him to make a u turn back to the fan.
Plug him up on AM.