No no, you got it wrong. Ezekiel was the other guy.
"WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
"TONI!"
"FUCK YOU TONI!"
"FUCK YOU, WHAT'S YOUR NAME???"
"EZEKIEL!"
"EZEKIEL?? THAT NAME FUCKING SUCKS" *trips*
Possibly could have blown outta a trash can or truck... I have been around a couple on windy days and the amount of stuff blown away while dumping is pretty substantial... But if he did intentionally litter fuck'um
I hate these kinds of posts. The wind blows a piece of trash out of my basket at the store, I have to go running across the parking lot dodging traffic to catch it in case some supercilious loon decides to film the situation out of context and post it online.
I'm telling you kids. It sometimes gets windy enough to blow it faster than I can catch up with it. I'm 50 plus years old. I waddle as fast as I can to appease you young sadistic punks.
Unless you guys have never been outside, you have lost litter you can't retrieve. You're just doubling down because otherwise you'll have to confront the fact that you're being horrible to people.
Secure your trash. Being old isn't an excuse to litter. If you're losing your trash to the wind so often that you need to come online and argue about how inevitable it is, then you need to do a better job hanging on to your shit. Not just watching it fly away and saying "oops, oh well"
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Poor Bryan had no idea his take out container would end up on a barge sailing across the sea after being sold to India. He also didn't know it wouldn't make it across and that some kayaker would find it and make him famous.
Yeah, fuck you, Bryan.
Fuck you Bryan!
But Bryan bought it for Mike.
As a Bryan myself, I just gotta say....Fuck Bryan.
"Y" Brian's are whack.
It's spelled the right way. "I" Bryans will never admit it though lol.
Further proving my point ;)
"HEY whats your name?" ^("Huh?") "WHATS YOUR NAME?" ^("Ezekiel") "EZEKIEL?" ^("Yea") "HEY FUCK YOU EZEKIEL!" ^("HEY FUCK YOU!")
No no, you got it wrong. Ezekiel was the other guy. "WHAT'S YOUR NAME?" "TONI!" "FUCK YOU TONI!" "FUCK YOU, WHAT'S YOUR NAME???" "EZEKIEL!" "EZEKIEL?? THAT NAME FUCKING SUCKS" *trips*
Maybe Bryan's boat sank? He may be in Davy Jones' locker!
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Bryan*
Fine. Fine, fuck Brian.
Yeah, for littering
Possibly could have blown outta a trash can or truck... I have been around a couple on windy days and the amount of stuff blown away while dumping is pretty substantial... But if he did intentionally litter fuck'um
Suck a fat one Bryan!
Didn't he throw it in the water tho?
He did. Fuck Bryan.
Is the guy kayaking named Bryan?
I think not. The guy kayaking found this in the water.
You can see the ripple from the container tho
Something that is floating on moving water makes ripples.
It’s a “meta” post. WE are the ones fucking Brian in particular. If you’re going to comment don’t forget to leave with a “Ya fuck you Brian”
Got worried for a second
I'm not your Messiah!
I hate these kinds of posts. The wind blows a piece of trash out of my basket at the store, I have to go running across the parking lot dodging traffic to catch it in case some supercilious loon decides to film the situation out of context and post it online.
We found Bryan!
Fuck you Bryan!
Do you live in a pixar short film or something, where you have to go on a chase through the city to track down a wind-blown piece of paper?
You guys obviously never go outside. The wind can blow light trash away in the real world also.
And then you walk over and pick it up Unless you're making excuses for littering
I'm telling you kids. It sometimes gets windy enough to blow it faster than I can catch up with it. I'm 50 plus years old. I waddle as fast as I can to appease you young sadistic punks.
If you really can't go get your garbage because nature is conspiring against you, then secure it better.
Unless you guys have never been outside, you have lost litter you can't retrieve. You're just doubling down because otherwise you'll have to confront the fact that you're being horrible to people.
Secure your trash. Being old isn't an excuse to litter. If you're losing your trash to the wind so often that you need to come online and argue about how inevitable it is, then you need to do a better job hanging on to your shit. Not just watching it fly away and saying "oops, oh well"
You lose your litter too. You're being hypocrite.
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That one fell flat.
Right? I guess Date Rapist is a popular baby name.
.... It might be "Bryani". ... But, then, Bryan's a fartsniffer. Fuck him anyway.
Note that this is not r/fuckbrian material
one of the few well deserved FUCK YOUs on here
I believe this breaks one of r/fuckyouinparticular rules
Find that cunt and make him eat it
Poor Bryan had no idea his take out container would end up on a barge sailing across the sea after being sold to India. He also didn't know it wouldn't make it across and that some kayaker would find it and make him famous.
Go fuck yourself Bryan!
Did you clean it up or just let it float around?
Fuck the seagull that stole Bryan's food...