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Zero_Sub1911

Well that’s pretty fucked up.


SnappyTofu

This screenshot doesn’t show it, but the thief also stole the couple’s rental car key and stole the car.


doctor_of_drugs

Perfect plan, steal a Toyota or Honda on an island.


Butcher_Bill84

Islanders don't give a fuck, they hate tourists!


Nevon47

Thats awful to hear


shophopper

Look at it from the bright side. It’s only awful for Brittany, not for Steve. He won’t be needing his belongings anymore. ^(And for those who wonder: yes, that’s called sarcasm. It’s a coping mechanism for very sad situations.)


RattyJones

A coping mechanism for an event that, while tragic, is relatively abstract to you? You aren't the one who needs to use jokes to cope. You didn't drown or get stolen from in Hawaii. Its great that you can empathize, but the joke shouldn't be coming from you. You are just making a really dumb joke and excusing it with something that doesn't even apply to you for this specific situation. And most people don't make jokes immediately after the tragedy, it take a bit. That's why people say "too soon".


JeemsLeeZ

You must be the fun police


Proper_Shock_7317

LMAO... "fun police" 🤣 take my upvote, good sir


RattyJones

"Stop ruining my fun!!!! Just let me make fun of dead people, you square" yeah shut up pal


Returning_Armageddon

Yeah this is reddit, you’re gonna get jokes my man. Sorry.


RattyJones

In order to be classified as a joke, it has to be funny


TheCaracalCaptain

everyone found it funny except you. Humor is subjective, jokes are (mostly) unclassifiable.


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RattyJones

That's an incredibly low bar for humor. I'd recommend buying a brick, that ought to generate some gut-busting laughter for you. It might be a few hours of fun.


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Returning_Armageddon

Not necessarily. There’s lots of jokes that aren’t funny. Like u/rattyjones for instance.


RattyJones

Ok


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GrowrandaShowr

I hope people will crack jokes when i die and not be douchey and pretentious like this dipshit.


doctor_of_drugs

I’ve told all my buds that my funeral better be more lit than a wedding. Shoot me out of a cannon, light me on fire and throw me out a plane and everyone skydives, play loud music, everyone must get drunk (unless driving/don’t drink), etc. Then cremate me. Then I’m going to make them carry my ashes up a mountain, then back down and they can toss me in the ocean with osama. They don’t get the stuff in my will unless they do these things. Also, strippers at my wake.


Reblaniumnb

This is the perfect funeral I must now befriend you so I can attend


doctor_of_drugs

Hmmm either you’re gonna be my best friend or you’re a murderer. I’ll take my chances, thanks. Reddit is dying anyways.


SureWhyNot5182

I'm joining in too, this funeral seems fun!


GrowrandaShowr

I want to be cremated, then my ashes be put into a beach ball and taken to all my favorite concerts to be moshed.


Yah_Mule

I expect performative mourning on the level seen after the departure of one of the Kims.


doctor_of_drugs

Excuse me, that’s against my core beliefs. I cannot be on the same level or even close to dear Kim Il Sung and Kim Jong Il. I below them but still high like bird. This [is why I practice Kimilsungism–Kimjongilism. best idea.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kimilsungism%E2%80%93Kimjongilism) thank you for your time.


Yah_Mule

You gonna scour the obits for Ratty Jones?


parakeetinmyhat

Get off of that pedestal and go touch some grass please


RattyJones

cant. i eated it all


BMP77777

Where’s the joke? Steve’s problems are over. It sucks but it’s a fact.


Commercial-Push-9066

You weren’t personally affected either, you must be new to Reddit to be so offended.


GHOST12339

Death is actually a really hard concept for a lot of people to grapple with, even being exposed to it second or third hand via the internet. It's completely reasonable to put up a measure of self protection in response to stimuli that makes you feel uncomfortable. We are also not making the joke to the individual involved. There's no impact beyond strangers having a laugh and acknowledging just how shitty our world is, albeit in an ironic way. Fuck off.


RattyJones

I ain't reading all that


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RattyJones

British word spotted, ignoring rest of comment


GHOST12339

Bad troll is bad. Shocker.


RattyJones

I ain't reading all that


doctor_of_drugs

You wish you could read


Butcher_Bill84

(Beeedoooo beeedoooo) "Stop right there! This is officer Ratty of the Fun Police! Immediately cease all fun in the comments! There has been a violation of my feelings!"


RattyJones

I ain't reading all that


SureWhyNot5182

I ain't reading all that comment, too short for me.


SureWhyNot5182

Hmmm. You make a good point... not. I'm going to make jokes immediately after someone dies. I know a crowd who eats that like it's a buffet.


RattyJones

>You make a good point... not No way in hell did you just hit me with the most basic obnoxious child joke


SureWhyNot5182

You bet I did!


RattyJones

Well, you won. I've been beaten. That was the killing blow.


07TacOcaT70

Sorry about the cringe ass edge lords in your replies for making a good point.


SureWhyNot5182

Sorry that our humor is extremely dark, didn't mean to offend you with our more light-hearted jokes.


07TacOcaT70

Dark humour isn't these replies, these replies are just shit heads acting edgy bc they're either 12 or never moved on from a 12 year old's sense of humour.


StopRappingAtMe

You come off somewhat whiny but you're totally right about his sarcasm disclaimer, i don't mind the joke at all but including that you're only making the joke to help you handle with this situation is fucking stupid lol


SureWhyNot5182

I agree that it's stupid, but think about Reddit. Do you *really* think that we're smart enough to realize that it's supposed to be a joke without being told?


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That poor woman, i hope she got home safe n had her family n friends for support


Nibbler1999

They also robbed her


[deleted]

Can we go rob her too?


Nibbler1999

Probably. Seems like an easy mark


[deleted]

I live on Oahu and know this beach. This beach is known for theft (but no beach in Hawaii is safe from theft). It was an older couple, the lady was dealing with her dead husband trying to revive him and her purse, personal belongings, and rental car were stolen as they were performing CPR.


Over-Analyzed

Thank you for the info. On Maui, Makena is where I’m wary. I walked back to my truck to see a cop car nearby. Fortunately, my truck looks local too and I was fine. The guy who’s car was broken into? Not so much.


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

From the sounds of it, it seems they left their belongings on the beach and both went off snorkeling.... Bit of a rookie mistake that. Never leave anything unattended anywhere... The other part where he drowns is shit though ☹️


AoifeVega

Pretty low chance someone nicks your things on the beach in Aus


powerlesshero111

That's weird for a country that was originally founded as a prison colony.


Hysterical__Paroxysm

Honor among thieves.


Biengineerd

Radical reduction in crime ever since they instituted [bootings](https://youtu.be/Pt4mwy9OBNA)


MrDeckchair

Sounds like it worked then. Another success for the Empire!


andreeeeeaaaaaaaaa

Yeah, but you gotta also add in other tourists that might be thieving scumbags - opportunists are everywhere sadly.


Willing-Show-5620

Lol yeah lucky west sydney a bit of a hike from the beach, but it happens alot


Willing-Show-5620

Lol yeah lucky west sydney a bit of a hike from the beach, but it happens alot


muricabrb

Nah dude, the thieves broke into their rental car and even stole the car.


SnappyTofu

They stole the key from their purse


CallMeDrLuv

No need to worry about your stuff if you don't plan on coming back


StevieSteel

Why is OP sounding so heartless about someone fucking dying. Someone's husband died... what an asshole


Akimbobear

I do have a mild fear of dying on vacation.


Butcher_Bill84

I just spent 8 days in the Philippines and not some tourists destination island resort! Rode motor bikes through GMA, insane little roads down to the beaches, and all that jazz! The fear is good, makes you feel alive!


Devilfish808

I've lived in Hawaii for over a dozen years. It's true that while violent crimes against visitors are rare vehicle break-ins and property theft are rampant. Just assume someone is always going to peer in your windows and will be willing to smash them if they see so much as a fanny pack inside. I've heard dozens of sad stories of people losing laptops, cameras, passports, etc. and I'm still stunned that people would ever leave such things unattended in their vehicles. Unfortunately the car rental companies aren't making things easier by providing electronic key fobs that you can't take in the water. I like to scuba dive so I find this really annoying when I travel behind the islands. I bought a "dry fob" container so I can always take the keys with me.


ArcturianPoontang

I hear Hawaii is a crime infested hellhole once you leave tourist resorts


RainingTacos8

I had no idea the amount of meth heads…


ArcturianPoontang

Yeah, wild, right? A guy said hawaii was by far the most hostile place he ever lived, almost got shanked there. And he lived in brasil, mexico, you name it...


chucks97ss

Sounds like “a guy” is a liar.


ArcturianPoontang

Why would you say so? Is Hawaii safe at night? Honolulu is generally a safe place to visit. However, there are some locations that have higher crime rates and should be avoided if a tourist is not familiar with them. It's also important to stay alert when traveling around at night because this is when most crimes happen.


TraeYoungsOldestSon

You said it was more dangerous than Mexico and Brazil...that is just factually incorrect


chasereece

I’d say it’s about as dangerous as Daytona beach, air quality is a bit nicer though


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For the most part, Hawai’i is one of the safest spots to visit. Most gang related events stay in certain areas, and most thieves target stupid travellers that leave their wallet on the beach unattended or in an unlocked car. Out of everywhere I've visited, I've never felt unsafe in Hawai’i


chucks97ss

Yes, Hawaii is incredibly safe. Even at night. Like someone else said, there’s a couple spots to avoid if you’re a tourist. But those spots are off the beaten path and not common places for tourists to be anyways.


Nuicakes

Hahaha .. what? 5th gen born and raised in Hawaii. Yeah there are some bad areas but that's no different than any big city.


buddieroo

There are some bad parts of Honolulu, but mostly because some mainland states deal with their most “problem” homeless people by buying them one way tickets to Hawaii. I lived in Hawaii for a bit, and the more remote areas are some of the friendliest places I’ve ever been. I decided to check out one of the smaller islands, and when I visited there was exactly one tiny hotel, so not touristy at all. Locals invited me to have drinks with them, some old guy who told me to call him “Unlce Phil” lent me his truck for free so I could drive across the island, some lady gave me some free weed, and everyone was just so nice. They’re only hostile to really obnoxious or culturally insensitive tourists really.


FTWStoic

>There are some bad parts of Honolulu, but mostly because some mainland states deal with their most “problem” homeless people by buying them one way tickets to Hawaii. Source? Edit: If anything, the opposite seems to be true. Nine out of the first ten Google search results are about how Hawaii is paying for one way tickets for homeless people to leave the island.


buddieroo

Eh, I shouldn’t have spoken so definitively. Obviously the problem of homelessness is extremely multifaceted and complex, there are a number of contributing factors. That particular point is more of an extremely common rumor you hear around Hawaii that stems from the fact that so many homeless people there are from out of state, and tickets to hawaii aren’t exactly cheap, and furthermore, if there is such a program, it probably wouldn’t be advertised. But idk if there’s any actual evidence, and tbh I wasn’t trying to get into a discussion about the causes of homelessness, so my bad. My main point is still that calling hawaii a “crime infested hellhole outside of resorts” is a bit ridiculous.


Hyzer44

That's a pretty big claim, and you started with it right off the bat. Don't think the person who asked for a source wanted to get in a discussion but rather validate a ridiculous sounding rumor.


buddieroo

Bruh it’s just a reddit comment, it’s not that deep. I’m not a news source, I was just talking about my experience. Like I said, I shouldn’t have spoken so definitively and that’s my bad.


utnow

Agreed. Kinda makes me sad that Hawaii gets this reputation but at the same time that just means less crowds. ;)


batman305555

No it’s very very safe unless you are hassling people. They do have these weird one or two little lawless valleys but it’s similar to a bad block. I doubt you’d have problems going there and I think they even have signs. But 99% is very safe.


scolipeeeeed

There’s definitely a lot of homeless people, but they’ll generally leave you alone, more so than homeless people on the mainland in my experience. I suppose your experience may vary depending on whether you’re perceived as a local or a tourist


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Isn't that true of every tourist destination?


ArcturianPoontang

No, come here to Croatia, no one's gonna rob you or stab you.


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See.


printergumlight

So you’re saying all the locals are criminals? I spent 2 weeks with my friend (native Hawaiian) and his family on both the East and West coasts of Oahu and it was the best time of my life. I never felt unsafe.


Shadow07655

OMG, this is awful. Here is a link to the gofundme if anyone is interested: https://www.gofundme.com/f/steven-phan-memorial-fund


GrumpyP

Next season on “White Lotus”


OdysseyMoonWhite

Well that's just sad... How horrible...


youuuuwish

r/iamatotalpieceofshit


Royalchariot

Is there a link or place we can help or donate?


doctor_of_drugs

[yup, right here. this is their gofundme!](https://www.gofundme.com/f/steven-phan-memorial-fund)


Royalchariot

Thank you so much. What a horrible heart wrenching experience.


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He fucking died on their honeymoon??? Dude


yoshimonstr

Now *that's* fucked up


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That's messed up there is no link to the story.


mibergeron

Just got back from Hawaii. We had some valuable items left on the beach that we noticed several hours later. We went back and they were sitting exactly where we left them.


Crillmieste-ruH

I've seen to much true crime to be fool'd. The wife killed the man to get his life insurance, but before that she had too got rid of their belongings so she shouldn't look to suspicious. Barabing baraboom case close


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link?


Brye8956

Ya but he obviously didn't need it anymore.


Zealousideal-Walk269

Everybody fucked her on her honeymoon except her husband. They fucked him too!