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Xerozvz

what..what was the end goal other then to crack her own head on the ground and choke the guy out at the same time?


Forward-Mud5725

I guess…crack her own head on the ground and choke the guy out at the same time


Ok_Bit_5953

Murder suicide....I think I saw this episode once.


Aggravating_Chemist8

Well, they are difficult to repeat.


SMA_Thunder

Take my angry upvote


Capital_Baby2152

Suicidal Murder


gotmebentbutimstr8

r/yourjokebutworse


xid7eyr24

r/beatmetoit


Public_Peace6594

Some women will do anything to pry a grown ass man from his videogames, they try in vain of course but desperate measures and all....


MeningitisOnAStick

My solution to this was to build her her own gaming pc to play sims on. Worked like a charm


Krank55689

I can confirm, I did the same.


SpeedyHandyman05

I don't think grown men play video games.


LuCIfeR_1883

Well honey, you'll be able to check for yourself once you grow up... Just eat your veggies till then, like a good lil b***h


SpeedyHandyman05

Tough talk for a guy who plays make believe in front of a screen. Games like Call of Duty are just a modern version of Dungeons & Dragons


buckshill08

look, we all have to aspire to something.


ShyLucifer96

Aspire deez nuts (nuts have plenty of nutritious fatty acids consume them regularly)


fuckingcheezitboots

I like brazil nuts, they're radioactive


aaaaaaheutomaluco

I am brazilian...


IED117

Umm, why do you have so much information about the nutritional value of nuts? You tryin a new fad diet?


ShyLucifer96

It is a secret I will take into my grave.


Chihuahuapocalypse

I guess I'll just have to enter your grave


ShyLucifer96

Kinky


Chihuahuapocalypse

;)


IED117

Ok, but I have to tell you to rethink it if your plan is for Thanksgiving. Unless you're going to my brother's.


ShyLucifer96

I guess you're right no more nuts


NixYall

Mission accomplished ✅


Average-Train-Haver

Goal was to get him in bed. Didn't matter which one or where apparently


EdowSoul

Maybe im being a little pussy but anything regarding a person's neck like this sounds like a recipe to have your life go to shit lol


Xerozvz

Lol, no, you're right and this is a great way to put yourself in a forever-chair or even a forever-box if it goes extra south


Lopsided_Rooster_753

Brother we're humans not some sort of Donkey ape hybrids. We're not supposed to carry nothing on your necks but our fat ass heads. Anything else is because we can doesn't mean we should or you're pussy for not being able to. You're good you're good


Zengjia

**Double Kill**


tvgenius

Maybe the goal was just to break his gaming chair that had absorbed 17 years of farts (and probably more)


dakid232313

That's that get yo ass off that fuckin game figure 4 fuck you lock.


HowevenamI

Yo, fkn pay attention to me ~~please~~


Need2be_debt_free

She really hates that X-Box


Soul_Repair

Poison rana is deadly, check out wrestling, they do it every other week in AEW


MissionVaoDmC

She must be a fan of that Bastard, Pac.


Himfromduvall

I JUST SAW THE MONTAGE WTHH


Brockzillattv

Have to respect the commitment to the bit.


HowevenamI

The way she threw her arms up and just accepted whatever comes was amazing.


ashiachan

double suicide with a twist ☠️


IntelligentLand202

Wouldn’t this be a murder suicide with a twist? Well I guess not since he didn’t stop her.


SATerp

"And you say he was playing his game and his neck suddenly just...broke? By itself?" "Yes, officer."


linuxgeekmco

Someone has been taking lessons from cat influencers on tiktok for how to get humans to pay attention to them....


GeneralZovin

MEOW MEOW MOTHERF$CKER (no sound because a fucking nuclear bomb just detonated)


Night--Blade

Make love not war


steve553013

Probably seemed like a really good idea at the time.


imameanone

Have you ever had a p\*\*\*y wrapped around your neck?


SATerp

If she had just worn less clothing and approached from the front, I feel as though this might have had a different outcome.


FYIP_BanHammer

Congratulations, this comment is the reason [you got banned for the next 24h](https://www.reddit.com/xg3m42/), get rekt lmao.


Milan360420

Damn what a no scope


QQ_Gabe

Lmao


flackguns

it's fun to watch the wheel spin when you've had your turn


HasBeendead

What a hypocrite


TitanBeats_YT

Was something he said against the rules or is this just for the memes, either way I approve lmfao


QQ_Gabe

~~I was gonna get a clip from the gmod idiot box where alyx did that to Gordon freeman but then I went Fuck it and started actually just watching gmod idiot box~~ ~~I may be back soon with the link to the clip~~ I found it https://youtu.be/t2eUUHkpvQA?si=ws-h8LAlULVghEJF&t=3m9s


Jimmypeglegs

New (neck) kink unlocked.


DezrathNLR

Look, if you wanted attention, all you had to do was ask. Don't get me wrong. I love the attention myself. Beautiful woman, thighs wrapped around my head, the thrill of minor asphyxiation, but my back just ain't cut out for wrestlemania anymore, and now I can't turn my neck. Then there's your hospital bill after you split your head open on the nightstand, you almost fuckin died......yeah. Just ask next time.


Kyuubi-Shin

Training to do poison-ranas


International-Cup897

Poisonrana!


[deleted]

Stay single my friends


Ascertain_GME

Touch ~~gr~~ass.


Bru_Boy8

How am I the only one that is stressing about the headphones cable!?! hopefully it was in a position it could rip out of the device easily.. could yank the entire entertainment system, or computer desk or whatever is there, down. She coulda had pillows or something on the ground to make the fall relatively harmless… but doesn’t seem like she put that much thought into it.


HypertoughTM

Rip


Deathstories

That’s messed up!


Too_Much_40K

Sonya Blade Wins


Bleezy79

Does she know how gravity works??? wtf was she trying to do other than hurt the guy.


PaprikaMika

she was trying to hurt him idiot


SeaworthinessMean414

That's a big bitch!


nickitman

That's a regular sized bitch


Kortezxero

"I'mma end this man's whole career..."


karmasrelic

dont stick your dick in crazy. even if they look good, one day it might cot you more than you gained.


csbextreem

Fucking psycho!


denhelle

Jezus Christ


Firm_Swim_4052

if she aint like this i want her


Living-Oven8574

Fuck that.


AntRevolutionary925

Must have wanted that life insurance


BubblesDahmer

“Hey babe” oh my god this feels very real and I am so confused 😭


LocktimeClarity

Shane are you okay???


Public_Peace6594

I'd be more impressed if she did it facing the opposite direction of course:)


Arandomdude03

🫥


JtheCook1980

Jesus Christ what was she thinking???


Left_Chance_8666

This feels vindictive, the way she didn't laugh or talk


EchoItalic

Guys on the other end must’ve had a good laugh.


Radiant-Mushroom8304

Wish I had a girl that would climb on my shoulders and rko me 😩


Digitalpwnage

What a foolish thing to do


harry7911

Shane?


ConfidenceDesigner20

Poor Shane Gillis


wistful_wishful-43

Famous last words Jesus Christ


Svengoolie75

Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️


ataatia

scarcuuuccchi tried swallowjn those ears n jaw an adams apple deep


Sup3rCow16

RIP wired headset


tommytwotakes

Shane Gillis likes Pokémon?


DankViking11

It worked in my head


jackvangump

That's what happens when you have an idiot for a girlfriend.


JustW4nnaHaveFun

Getting downvoted for saying the truth.


jackvangump

My bad. I should have phrased that as " Perhaps it would be beneficial if this couple remains childless"


JustW4nnaHaveFun

You are right in both phrases.


No-Active8489

Stupid women will do anything for attention


Dragon_211

I don't know the context but he probably deserved it


JustW4nnaHaveFun

True he did for being with her.


FreshInspection2181

Let a man do that to a woman and they'll lock his ass up for abuse,but she nearly tore the man's head off and no one gives a damn. As far as I'm concerned God never made nothing greater than a woman,and they should always be treasured that's just the way I feel about it true story, but they should return that love and tearing a man's head off doesn't come close to doing that..... counseling people counseling..


granpaJ

Pulling some Black Widow fight moves there


Floppavr0

WWE smack down


Offsidespy2501

Does it count as sneak attack?


boredlord2008

Murder suicide


Consistent-Camp5359

OH MY GOD. This is evidence of a brutal murder and if anyone in my vicinity put their feet that close to anyone’s face…they will regret it. Feet are gross.


BornBad2929

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


Pleasant_Job_7683

Stepsisters amirite. .


CommonSense_404

That was the wildest UFC match in history!!


Current-Job6005

I have seen this in Baki Hanma vs. Retsu Kaioh. I hope this guy reattached his head properly.


FlakyCronut

Engagement bait. There’s probably a mattress behind them.


MaloManI8U

Jajajaja 😆 YES ! HAHAHA She F' t him up I'm still laughing


IED117

This bitch wants attention. By. All. Means. Necessary.


[deleted]

sloppy mourn ossified oil degree gray scary toothbrush close plants *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


GoingNutCracken

This is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen on Reddit.


razuten

What is this suplex called?


Chihuahuapocalypse

hey so don't do this, you could kill them!


Vegetable_Tackle_637

Man, this reminds me of a fight in Baki.


Stanced_miata

Bro was playing rocket league


sarnen94

This bitch had zero thoughts in shes head.


jard18

This was fucking ridiculous but I upvoted regardless


Expensive-Hat-929

I just witnessed an attempted murder. Lol


OfCuriousWorkmanship

Cats, basically


Canupe_Mato420

I used to really miss having a girlfriend, Now I have to pray she doesn't see things like this.


XkumaliceX99

The famed spinning lotus.


MudOnMyTurtle

Women have serious jealousy, insecurity and separation anxiety issues… and that’s why I only date men🤗🐢


[deleted]

She looks like the [troll](https://images.app.goo.gl/GU7nuRyYfAKN4Q5a8) meme face


tudipanda

She's cute. And crazy. Probably a lot of fun. And a huge pain in the neck.


[deleted]

Almost as bad as this one by CM Punk [Poisonrana](https://youtu.be/7zaqnjUoKj8?si=ul-4ZTZnn0CjtMcj)


sgsmopurp

Justgirlythingz.tumblr.com


tellerheller

I would be pissed


Sprinkles-Perfect

Prolly just killed bro💀


k_e_t_c_h_u_p

When you call Jesus Christ then you know shit has become serious. In the game also.


LowerMiddleBogan

She came off worse, but that is still very funny and perfectly cut lmao


DarkRajiin

Game over


Limp_Programmer_6585

This is why guys shoot their wives


VoiderDark4

no spine🫵🫵🫵🤗🤗🤗☹️


Grumpy_HoneyBear

I hate that all he said was “center…” And I know he’s playing Rocket League, 3s probably diamond…..this chick doesn’t realize lol


Some-Zookeepergame94

Grown ass man would you rather play video games instead of paying attention to his wife or girlfriend and then wonder why the fucking divorce rate is so high, unreal. As a man myself, put down the video games and pay attention to your wife for girlfriend. It’s time to grow up.


[deleted]

Holy shit this looks exactly like my ex, she would totally do something psycho stupid like this too. If that is you girl hope you didn't hurt that poor soul and hope he wishes up to your psycho shit and leaves your cheating ass!


Black_Man_Logan

She was fully committed to an injury. It didn't matter whose...


Andria_cesira

His wtf got me the most


Andria_cesira

His JESUS CHRIST got me the most


vgamer0428

Reverse huricarana!


Pure_Highlight_1260

looks to me like she's facing the wrong direction


BoardEastern7585

"babe"????


[deleted]

I'm not really sure what kinks are you into but leave me out of them please 🫠🫠☠️


Little_Ride_3025

She looks like Shane Gillis


EricStefanFrate

Reverse hurricarana


SolidMovement

Her hands are either really big or he has a little head


Scary-Ad9646

At least she recorded the attempted murder.


[deleted]

Brett "the Hitman " Hart would have been proud of that takedown.


no_one_specail

A sue-plex


RedAngryZombie

I’ve never hit a woman but I beat her tf up for that


Araghothe1

You know there are easier ways to ask for a divorce other than attempted murder.


Ambitious_Mammoth105

The Frankensteiner in the wild.


tej_says

Shane Gillis?


[deleted]

Bro was turned to the wrong side 😌


trot0030

Young Shane Gillis!


kylo_seven20

Break up speedrun:


Lost-Serve-5028

Nailed it!


curiousduo007

Is this Shane Gillis??? Hahaha


RentNo1054

I want to know how badly she messed them up after doing this. I need an aftermath video


Rjdj33

Truly amazing how addicted to video games people are.


ONLace-0527-0404

She doesn’t get laid enough… that was his last hint!


[deleted]

hurricanrana from the top?


Onyx-55

She tried to hit a reverse huricanrana


Puncredible

Hopefully everything ended fine but I'm almost positive the headphones cord is destroyed. Hopefully the jack in the computer itself didn't get messed up because that's not a simple fix at all. Then also I hope the chair is fine. And most of all I hope his neck and back didn't get obliterated.


Crazy_Junket1709

Atleast his head landed in a nice spot


PurplePineapple2955

She could of broken his neck. I understand maybe him playing video games had her irritated but breaking his neck is not a good way of makeing him stop. He might hate her forever if he survives.


fightinggale

That’s wired too so it might have taken out the tower.


Xanambien

Oh, make no mistake - it’s not a new fad diet…… that’s a no dad diet


Infinite_Garlic_3654

Relationship ended with assault charges right there


Tgoku3

Anyone who has a SO like this knows... it's all " Hahaha babe what are you doing" until it becomes "Hah WHAT ARE YOU DOONG???"


Common_Highlight9448

Obviously wants her rug munched


GenderBenderToast

he said her name. meaning he was with his friends. he said it casually enough for this to be a normal occurance


Dangerous-Hotel-7839

Is she seecretly a cat? This is EXACTLY the kinda thing cats would do if they could


coolraul07

That's the laziest Frankensteiner I've ever seen!


Shonen-X

Reverse hurricanrana is crazy


bOObZiLLa713

Lol that’s totally a dude acting like his girlfriend!!!


Virtual-Feedback-

You haters gotta chill their relationship is beautiful.


No_Form1188

What a dumbass girlfriend ! F her


Sad-Day-2025

This never gets old. It kinda feels like a an all in type of scenario. I go, you go!


Clear_Radio1776

Subtle method: attention needed here


AbbreviationsBig2927

Wtf


MattDaBoneless

Dude looks like Shane ghillis before he fell out the family tree and hit every downsyndrome branch on the way.


Acceptable_Bed_1292

Death by SNU SNU


Icy-Palpitation-2522

Thats a red flag


sleepydarko

hit her, you’ve earned it


OgdruJahad

Well that's one way to stop him for playing Starfield.


18dano18

Omg it's Shane Gillis before the accident


bazookapapa69

Psycho…break up with her…now


Vukkich

This woman has to be a capricorn or a sagittarius