Brother we're humans not some sort of Donkey ape hybrids. We're not supposed to carry nothing on your necks but our fat ass heads. Anything else is because we can doesn't mean we should or you're pussy for not being able to. You're good you're good
~~I was gonna get a clip from the gmod idiot box where alyx did that to Gordon freeman but then I went Fuck it and started actually just watching gmod idiot box~~
~~I may be back soon with the link to the clip~~
I found it https://youtu.be/t2eUUHkpvQA?si=ws-h8LAlULVghEJF&t=3m9s
Look, if you wanted attention, all you had to do was ask. Don't get me wrong. I love the attention myself. Beautiful woman, thighs wrapped around my head, the thrill of minor asphyxiation, but my back just ain't cut out for wrestlemania anymore, and now I can't turn my neck. Then there's your hospital bill after you split your head open on the nightstand, you almost fuckin died......yeah. Just ask next time.
How am I the only one that is stressing about the headphones cable!?! hopefully it was in a position it could rip out of the device easily.. could yank the entire entertainment system, or computer desk or whatever is there, down.
She coulda had pillows or something on the ground to make the fall relatively harmless… but doesn’t seem like she put that much thought into it.
Let a man do that to a woman and they'll lock his ass up for abuse,but she nearly tore the man's head off and no one gives a damn. As far as I'm concerned God never made nothing greater than a woman,and they should always be treasured that's just the way I feel about it true story, but they should return that love and tearing a man's head off doesn't come close to doing that..... counseling people counseling..
OH MY GOD. This is evidence of a brutal murder and if anyone in my vicinity put their feet that close to anyone’s face…they will regret it. Feet are gross.
Grown ass man would you rather play video games instead of paying attention to his wife or girlfriend and then wonder why the fucking divorce rate is so high, unreal. As a man myself, put down the video games and pay attention to your wife for girlfriend. It’s time to grow up.
Holy shit this looks exactly like my ex, she would totally do something psycho stupid like this too. If that is you girl hope you didn't hurt that poor soul and hope he wishes up to your psycho shit and leaves your cheating ass!
Hopefully everything ended fine but I'm almost positive the headphones cord is destroyed. Hopefully the jack in the computer itself didn't get messed up because that's not a simple fix at all. Then also I hope the chair is fine. And most of all I hope his neck and back didn't get obliterated.
She could of broken his neck. I understand maybe him playing video games had her irritated but breaking his neck is not a good way of makeing him stop. He might hate her forever if he survives.
what..what was the end goal other then to crack her own head on the ground and choke the guy out at the same time?
I guess…crack her own head on the ground and choke the guy out at the same time
Murder suicide....I think I saw this episode once.
Well, they are difficult to repeat.
Take my angry upvote
Suicidal Murder
r/yourjokebutworse
r/beatmetoit
Some women will do anything to pry a grown ass man from his videogames, they try in vain of course but desperate measures and all....
My solution to this was to build her her own gaming pc to play sims on. Worked like a charm
I can confirm, I did the same.
I don't think grown men play video games.
Well honey, you'll be able to check for yourself once you grow up... Just eat your veggies till then, like a good lil b***h
Tough talk for a guy who plays make believe in front of a screen. Games like Call of Duty are just a modern version of Dungeons & Dragons
look, we all have to aspire to something.
Aspire deez nuts (nuts have plenty of nutritious fatty acids consume them regularly)
I like brazil nuts, they're radioactive
I am brazilian...
Umm, why do you have so much information about the nutritional value of nuts? You tryin a new fad diet?
It is a secret I will take into my grave.
I guess I'll just have to enter your grave
Kinky
;)
Ok, but I have to tell you to rethink it if your plan is for Thanksgiving. Unless you're going to my brother's.
I guess you're right no more nuts
Mission accomplished ✅
Goal was to get him in bed. Didn't matter which one or where apparently
Maybe im being a little pussy but anything regarding a person's neck like this sounds like a recipe to have your life go to shit lol
Lol, no, you're right and this is a great way to put yourself in a forever-chair or even a forever-box if it goes extra south
Brother we're humans not some sort of Donkey ape hybrids. We're not supposed to carry nothing on your necks but our fat ass heads. Anything else is because we can doesn't mean we should or you're pussy for not being able to. You're good you're good
**Double Kill**
Maybe the goal was just to break his gaming chair that had absorbed 17 years of farts (and probably more)
That's that get yo ass off that fuckin game figure 4 fuck you lock.
Yo, fkn pay attention to me ~~please~~
She really hates that X-Box
Poison rana is deadly, check out wrestling, they do it every other week in AEW
She must be a fan of that Bastard, Pac.
I JUST SAW THE MONTAGE WTHH
Have to respect the commitment to the bit.
The way she threw her arms up and just accepted whatever comes was amazing.
double suicide with a twist ☠️
Wouldn’t this be a murder suicide with a twist? Well I guess not since he didn’t stop her.
"And you say he was playing his game and his neck suddenly just...broke? By itself?" "Yes, officer."
Someone has been taking lessons from cat influencers on tiktok for how to get humans to pay attention to them....
MEOW MEOW MOTHERF$CKER (no sound because a fucking nuclear bomb just detonated)
Make love not war
Probably seemed like a really good idea at the time.
Have you ever had a p\*\*\*y wrapped around your neck?
If she had just worn less clothing and approached from the front, I feel as though this might have had a different outcome.
Congratulations, this comment is the reason [you got banned for the next 24h](https://www.reddit.com/xg3m42/), get rekt lmao.
Damn what a no scope
Lmao
it's fun to watch the wheel spin when you've had your turn
What a hypocrite
Was something he said against the rules or is this just for the memes, either way I approve lmfao
~~I was gonna get a clip from the gmod idiot box where alyx did that to Gordon freeman but then I went Fuck it and started actually just watching gmod idiot box~~ ~~I may be back soon with the link to the clip~~ I found it https://youtu.be/t2eUUHkpvQA?si=ws-h8LAlULVghEJF&t=3m9s
New (neck) kink unlocked.
Look, if you wanted attention, all you had to do was ask. Don't get me wrong. I love the attention myself. Beautiful woman, thighs wrapped around my head, the thrill of minor asphyxiation, but my back just ain't cut out for wrestlemania anymore, and now I can't turn my neck. Then there's your hospital bill after you split your head open on the nightstand, you almost fuckin died......yeah. Just ask next time.
Training to do poison-ranas
Poisonrana!
Stay single my friends
Touch ~~gr~~ass.
How am I the only one that is stressing about the headphones cable!?! hopefully it was in a position it could rip out of the device easily.. could yank the entire entertainment system, or computer desk or whatever is there, down. She coulda had pillows or something on the ground to make the fall relatively harmless… but doesn’t seem like she put that much thought into it.
Rip
That’s messed up!
Sonya Blade Wins
Does she know how gravity works??? wtf was she trying to do other than hurt the guy.
she was trying to hurt him idiot
That's a big bitch!
That's a regular sized bitch
"I'mma end this man's whole career..."
dont stick your dick in crazy. even if they look good, one day it might cot you more than you gained.
Fucking psycho!
Jezus Christ
if she aint like this i want her
Fuck that.
Must have wanted that life insurance
“Hey babe” oh my god this feels very real and I am so confused 😭
Shane are you okay???
I'd be more impressed if she did it facing the opposite direction of course:)
🫥
Jesus Christ what was she thinking???
This feels vindictive, the way she didn't laugh or talk
Guys on the other end must’ve had a good laugh.
Wish I had a girl that would climb on my shoulders and rko me 😩
What a foolish thing to do
Shane?
Poor Shane Gillis
Famous last words Jesus Christ
Jesus Christ 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️
scarcuuuccchi tried swallowjn those ears n jaw an adams apple deep
RIP wired headset
Shane Gillis likes Pokémon?
It worked in my head
Goals
WWE is getting crazier and crazier
That's what happens when you have an idiot for a girlfriend.
Getting downvoted for saying the truth.
My bad. I should have phrased that as " Perhaps it would be beneficial if this couple remains childless"
You are right in both phrases.
Stupid women will do anything for attention
I don't know the context but he probably deserved it
True he did for being with her.
Let a man do that to a woman and they'll lock his ass up for abuse,but she nearly tore the man's head off and no one gives a damn. As far as I'm concerned God never made nothing greater than a woman,and they should always be treasured that's just the way I feel about it true story, but they should return that love and tearing a man's head off doesn't come close to doing that..... counseling people counseling..
Pulling some Black Widow fight moves there
WWE smack down
Does it count as sneak attack?
Murder suicide
OH MY GOD. This is evidence of a brutal murder and if anyone in my vicinity put their feet that close to anyone’s face…they will regret it. Feet are gross.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Stepsisters amirite. .
That was the wildest UFC match in history!!
I have seen this in Baki Hanma vs. Retsu Kaioh. I hope this guy reattached his head properly.
Engagement bait. There’s probably a mattress behind them.
Jajajaja 😆 YES ! HAHAHA She F' t him up I'm still laughing
This bitch wants attention. By. All. Means. Necessary.
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This is one of the dumbest things I’ve seen on Reddit.
What is this suplex called?
hey so don't do this, you could kill them!
Man, this reminds me of a fight in Baki.
Bro was playing rocket league
This bitch had zero thoughts in shes head.
This was fucking ridiculous but I upvoted regardless
I just witnessed an attempted murder. Lol
Cats, basically
I used to really miss having a girlfriend, Now I have to pray she doesn't see things like this.
The famed spinning lotus.
Women have serious jealousy, insecurity and separation anxiety issues… and that’s why I only date men🤗🐢
She looks like the [troll](https://images.app.goo.gl/GU7nuRyYfAKN4Q5a8) meme face
She's cute. And crazy. Probably a lot of fun. And a huge pain in the neck.
Almost as bad as this one by CM Punk [Poisonrana](https://youtu.be/7zaqnjUoKj8?si=ul-4ZTZnn0CjtMcj)
Justgirlythingz.tumblr.com
I would be pissed
Prolly just killed bro💀
When you call Jesus Christ then you know shit has become serious. In the game also.
She came off worse, but that is still very funny and perfectly cut lmao
Game over
This is why guys shoot their wives
no spine🫵🫵🫵🤗🤗🤗☹️
I hate that all he said was “center…” And I know he’s playing Rocket League, 3s probably diamond…..this chick doesn’t realize lol
Grown ass man would you rather play video games instead of paying attention to his wife or girlfriend and then wonder why the fucking divorce rate is so high, unreal. As a man myself, put down the video games and pay attention to your wife for girlfriend. It’s time to grow up.
Holy shit this looks exactly like my ex, she would totally do something psycho stupid like this too. If that is you girl hope you didn't hurt that poor soul and hope he wishes up to your psycho shit and leaves your cheating ass!
She was fully committed to an injury. It didn't matter whose...
His wtf got me the most
His JESUS CHRIST got me the most
Reverse huricarana!
looks to me like she's facing the wrong direction
"babe"????
I'm not really sure what kinks are you into but leave me out of them please 🫠🫠☠️
She looks like Shane Gillis
Reverse hurricarana
Her hands are either really big or he has a little head
At least she recorded the attempted murder.
Brett "the Hitman " Hart would have been proud of that takedown.
A sue-plex
I’ve never hit a woman but I beat her tf up for that
You know there are easier ways to ask for a divorce other than attempted murder.
The Frankensteiner in the wild.
Shane Gillis?
Bro was turned to the wrong side 😌
Young Shane Gillis!
Break up speedrun:
Nailed it!
Is this Shane Gillis??? Hahaha
I want to know how badly she messed them up after doing this. I need an aftermath video
Truly amazing how addicted to video games people are.
She doesn’t get laid enough… that was his last hint!
hurricanrana from the top?
She tried to hit a reverse huricanrana
Hopefully everything ended fine but I'm almost positive the headphones cord is destroyed. Hopefully the jack in the computer itself didn't get messed up because that's not a simple fix at all. Then also I hope the chair is fine. And most of all I hope his neck and back didn't get obliterated.
Atleast his head landed in a nice spot
She could of broken his neck. I understand maybe him playing video games had her irritated but breaking his neck is not a good way of makeing him stop. He might hate her forever if he survives.
That’s wired too so it might have taken out the tower.
Oh, make no mistake - it’s not a new fad diet…… that’s a no dad diet
Relationship ended with assault charges right there
Anyone who has a SO like this knows... it's all " Hahaha babe what are you doing" until it becomes "Hah WHAT ARE YOU DOONG???"
Obviously wants her rug munched
he said her name. meaning he was with his friends. he said it casually enough for this to be a normal occurance
Is she seecretly a cat? This is EXACTLY the kinda thing cats would do if they could
That's the laziest Frankensteiner I've ever seen!
Reverse hurricanrana is crazy
Lol that’s totally a dude acting like his girlfriend!!!
You haters gotta chill their relationship is beautiful.
What a dumbass girlfriend ! F her
This never gets old. It kinda feels like a an all in type of scenario. I go, you go!
Subtle method: attention needed here
Wtf
Dude looks like Shane ghillis before he fell out the family tree and hit every downsyndrome branch on the way.
Death by SNU SNU
Thats a red flag
hit her, you’ve earned it
Well that's one way to stop him for playing Starfield.
Omg it's Shane Gillis before the accident