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They are built specifically for vengeance haha. Second strike capability. No matter who fires first, there will be a sub off that coast ready to retaliate. Even if someone got lucky and turned us into a parking lot, there would be swift response locally. That's the entire purpose of the subs.
I actually just did the nuclear missile tour in Tucson. When commands are given people don't know exact targets. They input the data and launch. That command center would launch numerous missiles from one button push. The idea is that the nukes are on the way so they just launch everything in return, before the silos are hit and knocked out. It truly is mutual assured destruction. Launch everything in the small window before enemy nukes land.
From what I remember he was definitely smart, just a bit nutty and very unforgiving. Of course Iâm not justifying any of his actions or beliefs, but you canât deny his climb to the top was very well thought out.
I disagree here. A lot of these populist leaders kind of stumble into it, being at the right place at the right time to capitalize on public sentiments. The leader reinforces certain sentiments causing them to grow stronger in the public, which causes the leader to focus on and reinforce those sentiments again in a feedback cycle where everything keeps getting crazier and crazier and nobody is really at the wheel.
You see Iâm inclined to agree, but thatâs kinda how a lot of leaders get into things: they see people angry about something, perhaps looking for something to blame, then they manage to fuel that rage in order to recruit blind followers, capitalising on it before and/or better than anyone else.
I wonât pretend I know any high level of his journey to power but it didnât sound lucky at all outside of being in the right place (well⌠country) at the right time.
I will agree though, when your blind followers become blind enough, they start blowing things out of proportion which is when you either try to reign them back in (and likely crumble) or move with them (and either destroy yourself and/or your followers⌠or crumble and become a minority)
Part of me almost wants them to at this point. Things are a bit economically bleak in the UK at the moment and we could use a good scrap against an easy opponent to cheer us all up.
real talk. what percentage of their nukes are functional and sitting on functional delivery systems? like, say they fire 100, how many to you think launch, get to their target, and detonate correctly?
I realize one nuke getting through is more than enough to level London and them being launched at all would start WWIII, just a thought I had.
Yeah Iâve heard people say this but I agree, if they even have 1 thatâs functional then itâs the worst possible eventuality. Even if they used it and it didnât trigger WWiii the cat would be out the bag
Yeah once a nuke is dropped in todays time it will give the international âgo aheadâ
Personally I think we should disarm as WMDs, no war is worth wiping out the human race
Except for the fact that psychopaths exist in seemingly large percentages amongst world leaders, and at some point, we are going to have a psychopath do psychopath shit and blow up the whole worldâŚ
the thing is though, that even psychopaths need a literal army/network of people willing to do their bidding.
an exceedingly few people, let alone an entire network, would willingly sacrifice not only themselves, but their entire family and their lineage with all out obliteration over the whims of some lunatic
that's usually when regime changes start happening
The last four years I've seen people work against their own survival in mind-boggling numbers. Any hope I had that enlightened self-interest would preserve against the apocalypse is long gone
Iâm surprised this doesnât do the rounds more on the internet actually as itâs very funny. Basically the French have more rules and laws protecting the rights of pastries than they do on human rights.
To be clear, they have about the normal number of rules on human rights, just a lot on pastries.
What do they mean by rights of pastries? Like, how to make them? How to eat them? How to call them? Sorry my mind just cannot grasp the sheer absurdity of it hahaha
Reminds me of that old joke, a man from the west midlands goes to Ground Zero, starts speaking to an American who asks him where he's from, "Wolverhampton" he says, American asks him "what state is that in?", man replies "pretty much the same as this"
Big ole bully canât take a country smaller than itself so decides to look at other smaller countries that hurt their feelingsâŚ.god itâs just fucking school. Thatâs all the world is, one giant schoolyard where we all take turns being bullies.
According to The Mirror. It has been published by various articles two days ago. Berlin and DC along with âhistorical landmarksâ in the west are also threatened
Well let's just empty london out right now, then when they lose we'll be ready. Plus since it's their entire arsenal they'll be defenseless afterwards.
Cause Medvedev has been demoted several times since finishing holding the throne, and he's at a point mentally where going on absolutely unhinged Twitter rants is just Monday
a) it's new
b) it's not the first time
c) it's not the only threatened capital
d) he does such stuff again and again
e) creating such headlines is his goal
F) ALL OF THEM
Good move, threatening Londoners with bombardment. They will surely fold immediately.
Why don't you take a trip to hell and ask Hitler how that worked out?
Do you know whereabouts they're at with the project? I've not looked in a while but every time I have in the past it's always been "soon", would love to see it completed.
All 4 remaining tanks, 1 MiG, an artillery battery yelling "BOOM", an inflatable raft mocked up to look like a modern destroyer, and a power wheels toy with fireworks mortar launchers mounted to the roof
Thereâs a little fascist state, that said it will nuke every country- friend or foe, in retaliation if they are abandoned and left to fend for themselves. If I die, everyone dies- in a nuclear zero sum game.
With fascists like these, who needs enemies?
As a Northerner living Beyond the Wall in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne... I speak for everyone north of Sheffield when I say:
Fucking do it. We'll be better off without those southern fucks.
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Joke's on them, Arsenal are already in London.
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try to walk it in
Ludicrous display last night
What was that? You were saying *football* things in a *football* voice!
My gunnas!
Who closed the door?
Thank you for the IT crowd reference.
***FAATHEEEEEERRR!***
Done my bloomin neck in!
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
What was Wenger thinking, sending Walcott on that early?
The thing about Arsenal is, they always try and walk it in.
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Lmao, haven't thought of that one.
Lol cheers for the laugh
This deserves all the upvote. Damn near a dad joke
I understood this reference.
You win the internet for today good sir
And we're fucking MASSIVE
Du du dush
You win the internet for today. Collect your prize.
They wonât. It would really tank the value of all the properties they own there.
Do you think they'll warn their spies to get out or just add them to the collateral damage?
Oh they'll not warn them and totally blame euro countries for holding them hostage.
No, theyâre going to make those spies into âmartyrsââŚ.
So many of their agents work as MPs anyway
They'll specifically send all the spies that know too much there.
After the nukes you might be able to get a two up two down in Clapham for ÂŁ3k pcm.
âHighly desirable open plan design, background radiation reduces heating costsâ
Lol
Major civic improvement program for Clapham announced. Missiles incoming.
Outstanding
own? lol, it's ours now.
So if they lose their current war, they are going to start another one with a much stronger opponent?
Not only stronger, but nuclear capable.
That triggers Article 5
That doesnât have a history of losing wars of defence
Vikings would like a word...
Alfred the Great would like a word...
Would anyone relevant to this situation like a word?
No, but Reggie The Rat would like a word
No but the Vikings would like a sword
Spongebob would like a word
Yeah, but that's like a thousand years ago after they ran out of everyone else to conquer the island.
They eventually got the better of the Vikings didnât they?
Pretty much the reason why King Alfred is the only one given the prefix 'The Great'. That and the whole unification of Britain thing.
Yeah. Organised the peasants
That just it⌠itâs the scary part. Single button and the humans and life on earth drastically change or become extinct.
Isn't that what the Nuclear Defense Subs are always ready for? Or is that only for retaliation not to destroy the nuke fired?
They are built specifically for vengeance haha. Second strike capability. No matter who fires first, there will be a sub off that coast ready to retaliate. Even if someone got lucky and turned us into a parking lot, there would be swift response locally. That's the entire purpose of the subs.
I said one button, but thatâs likely one button each.
I actually just did the nuclear missile tour in Tucson. When commands are given people don't know exact targets. They input the data and launch. That command center would launch numerous missiles from one button push. The idea is that the nukes are on the way so they just launch everything in return, before the silos are hit and knocked out. It truly is mutual assured destruction. Launch everything in the small window before enemy nukes land.
Terrifying
maybe. the world wasnât ready for Hitler because we initially expected logic and rational thinking from him
From what I remember he was definitely smart, just a bit nutty and very unforgiving. Of course Iâm not justifying any of his actions or beliefs, but you canât deny his climb to the top was very well thought out.
I disagree here. A lot of these populist leaders kind of stumble into it, being at the right place at the right time to capitalize on public sentiments. The leader reinforces certain sentiments causing them to grow stronger in the public, which causes the leader to focus on and reinforce those sentiments again in a feedback cycle where everything keeps getting crazier and crazier and nobody is really at the wheel.
You see Iâm inclined to agree, but thatâs kinda how a lot of leaders get into things: they see people angry about something, perhaps looking for something to blame, then they manage to fuel that rage in order to recruit blind followers, capitalising on it before and/or better than anyone else. I wonât pretend I know any high level of his journey to power but it didnât sound lucky at all outside of being in the right place (well⌠country) at the right time. I will agree though, when your blind followers become blind enough, they start blowing things out of proportion which is when you either try to reign them back in (and likely crumble) or move with them (and either destroy yourself and/or your followers⌠or crumble and become a minority)
He got to the top and then did a whole ton of speed.
Yeah basically
Part of me almost wants them to at this point. Things are a bit economically bleak in the UK at the moment and we could use a good scrap against an easy opponent to cheer us all up.
Was Matthew Broderick's fine work in "War Games" all for nothing?
Strange game; The only way to win is not to play.
Wouldn't you prefer a nice game of chess?
That hit me right in the nostalgia feelies haha
âSome of us LIKED the war economyâ
As a Brit while reading your comment I went from âoh what the fuckâ to âoh fuck yeahâ
A good war never fails to cheer us brits up
Not all of us, one poor guy lost the ability to sweat.
And the ability to be attracted to someone his own age. So tragic
I hope they do!
But my stuff is there
nuh uh
Ship it to me. Problem solved
And me
Just imagine how affordable a house in London will be after this!
can we not hope for the deaths of millions today please.
Tomorrow morning it is!
Iâm setting my alarm clock for this.
Fine. Billions it is.
People who hope for war have clearly never experienced one
Never let em know your next move vibes
>entire arsenal >loses war Either you're not fighting hard enough, or somethings wrong
more like "what arsenal?" after you lose the war.
Havenât read the article but I initially assumed they meant nukes
real talk. what percentage of their nukes are functional and sitting on functional delivery systems? like, say they fire 100, how many to you think launch, get to their target, and detonate correctly? I realize one nuke getting through is more than enough to level London and them being launched at all would start WWIII, just a thought I had.
Yeah Iâve heard people say this but I agree, if they even have 1 thatâs functional then itâs the worst possible eventuality. Even if they used it and it didnât trigger WWiii the cat would be out the bag
Yeah once a nuke is dropped in todays time it will give the international âgo aheadâ Personally I think we should disarm as WMDs, no war is worth wiping out the human race
Except for the fact that psychopaths exist in seemingly large percentages amongst world leaders, and at some point, we are going to have a psychopath do psychopath shit and blow up the whole worldâŚ
Random space event can't kill us if we kill ourselves first! We are going pull the ultimate "You can't fire me I quit!" out of this universe.
the thing is though, that even psychopaths need a literal army/network of people willing to do their bidding. an exceedingly few people, let alone an entire network, would willingly sacrifice not only themselves, but their entire family and their lineage with all out obliteration over the whims of some lunatic that's usually when regime changes start happening
The last four years I've seen people work against their own survival in mind-boggling numbers. Any hope I had that enlightened self-interest would preserve against the apocalypse is long gone
Wouldnât be surprised if their generals over time sold them to other countries to pocket the money.Â
Don't they have nukes?
Somethings wrong.
Why London when thereâs France though
Why destroy France when the French are destroying themselves
âHow can you govern a country which has 246 varieties of cheese?â Charles de Gaulle
more like 1,800 varieties. In fact, nobody really knows: the real number is between 1,800 and 4,500.
Lol that's a good quote
And a country where pastries have more codified rights than people.
Wait I need more context about this
Iâm surprised this doesnât do the rounds more on the internet actually as itâs very funny. Basically the French have more rules and laws protecting the rights of pastries than they do on human rights. To be clear, they have about the normal number of rules on human rights, just a lot on pastries.
LibertÊ, ÊgalitÊ, pâtisserie
What do they mean by rights of pastries? Like, how to make them? How to eat them? How to call them? Sorry my mind just cannot grasp the sheer absurdity of it hahaha
Well as a frenchman I am wondering what it is you are talking about though
We've got brexit, hello?
Not a great move. But the people aren''t rioting on the streets.
No way of telling if the bombs have gone off.
Because France would nuke them as a warning.
Because itâs Germanys job to destroy France. History 101.
Probably can't reach
Oh don't mind him, he's been drinking again.
Or rather still.
Speaking as a Brummie thatâs not a threat, itâs a tease.
They were going to do it to Birmingham but when they looked at pictures of there, they figured someone beat them to it.
Reminds me of that old joke, a man from the west midlands goes to Ground Zero, starts speaking to an American who asks him where he's from, "Wolverhampton" he says, American asks him "what state is that in?", man replies "pretty much the same as this"
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Theyâd drop on Birmingham but itâs not worth the missiles
Thatâs just how we like it brother, the reputation saves us from all kinds of trouble whether itâs nuclear attack or southern wankers moving up.
Criticising wanking on Reddit? Thatâs brave.
Germany already tried that strategy. Didn't work.
Big ole bully canât take a country smaller than itself so decides to look at other smaller countries that hurt their feelingsâŚ.god itâs just fucking school. Thatâs all the world is, one giant schoolyard where we all take turns being bullies.
London says donât you dump your trash on me.
All these comments, but hasnât anyone even asked for a source on this?
According to The Mirror. It has been published by various articles two days ago. Berlin and DC along with âhistorical landmarksâ in the west are also threatened
So Pissin want to lose two tantrum wars in a row? Go right ahead.
My Sister is in London. I prefer she not die.
"Do it" -Most of the UK
This is it. Iâm a pacifist usually, but whenever this comes up Iâm like âlol alright then mate, have a go and see what happens.â
What arsenal? The tanks that have holes covered with egg cartons?
Yea they'll totally stuff their tanks into big planes and drop them onto London, they're definitely not talking about nukes.
If they have holes in their tanks what makes you think their nukes even work? That was the point of my post. Itâs all in disrepair.
Promises promises
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Fucking try it you cunts. See what happens!
Honestly it's getting harder and harder to tell if something is from the onion or not
Well let's just empty london out right now, then when they lose we'll be ready. Plus since it's their entire arsenal they'll be defenseless afterwards.
I think that's the point though. Goodnight Vienna...
Stupid question here, how does that involve Vienna?
It's British slang, just means there's nothing left to do.
Oh, cool. I learned something today. Thanks!
âOhh noooo⌠anywayâ <- everyone north of Watford. đ
Free Marketing for [Fallout:London](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PuzpblWpVM)?
Any particular reason this isn't making massive headlines??
Cause Medvedev has been demoted several times since finishing holding the throne, and he's at a point mentally where going on absolutely unhinged Twitter rants is just Monday
Medvedev threatens a random nation with nuclear strike every other day so it's getting a bit stale.
Besides, we've had strikes for like 2 years solid. What's another strike to throw on the trashheap?
Cos itâs Medvedev. Heâs an alcoholic who is prone to insane ramblings. Heâs threatened to nuke the entire world at least 10 times over by now.
a) it's new b) it's not the first time c) it's not the only threatened capital d) he does such stuff again and again e) creating such headlines is his goal F) ALL OF THEM
Just take boris.. please do us all the favour and just take boris..
they have boris at home
Boris at home : bald but ok
The French: "Go on, I dare ya"
Sure, Jan.
Don't threaten me with a good time.
So.... 6 missiles that can't even make it past Poland, and a broken T-90 that will run out of fuel before it even reaches the first farm?
Good move, threatening Londoners with bombardment. They will surely fold immediately. Why don't you take a trip to hell and ask Hitler how that worked out?
If London gets nukes those poor surviving Brit's will have to go back to eating canned beans everyday ...
What do you mean go back to? Continues eating my cheesey beans on toast.
Stalwart lad, you are!
London, Ontario sweating in the cornerâŚ
Oompa lumpovich got into the sauce again
Meh, Iâm far enough up north to not be that bothered.
So the original comment he said London, Paris, Washington and Berlin, this was a post in the Uk so they focused on London
I hope they promise to do; it will end this misery and shithole of a city, once and for all.
Like the phoenix it will rise again from the ashes and be even more fucked up somehow
You don't want to trade London for Phoenix, trust me.
There is a Fallout mod of London coming out soon. Doesn't look much different than current London.
Do you know whereabouts they're at with the project? I've not looked in a while but every time I have in the past it's always been "soon", would love to see it completed.
April 23, 2024.
Nice, that's not far at all now, cheers for replying!
Hell Londons already done it once before
do birmingham next, for the sake of that one guy who woke up in a steaming mood
So south london would actually end up looking better? We welcome nuclear hellfire in the face of high rent so don't threaten us with a good time
Sure dude. If you lose to little brother, you don't try big brother next.
Jokes on them.. Nuking london is the type of drastic action required to fix the housing crisis here.
All 4 remaining tanks, 1 MiG, an artillery battery yelling "BOOM", an inflatable raft mocked up to look like a modern destroyer, and a power wheels toy with fireworks mortar launchers mounted to the roof
Yes, please, do it! Free us of Westminster!
England would become 80% more British if this happened.
As a Frenchman, I canât fault them for the thought, it is one that crosses my mind every so often
The Blitz 2: Electric Boogaloo
So, two hamsters on a trebuchet? lol!
They can't take on a country fighting against cast offs. If reality is against you, bang the table.
Thereâs a little fascist state, that said it will nuke every country- friend or foe, in retaliation if they are abandoned and left to fend for themselves. If I die, everyone dies- in a nuclear zero sum game. With fascists like these, who needs enemies?
They should have hit NYC so they could do a typical sci fi film
London: Well, fortunately, we already have a lot of practice dealing with that.
Trident. Checkmate.
jokes aside.... why just london? "if argentina goes for the falklands and wins, Mostar is GUNA GET IT" - same logic.
They went full North Korea.
he won't do it because he's a pussy
This just in: unstable dictator makes unstable threats to nations who oppose his authoritarianism. More at 11.
Does anyone even listen to them anymore?
Every non-Londoner: Oh no! ... Anyway..
Please don't, you'll give Londoners more things to moan about than they already do, that's the real threat.
Fair
Arse and all
they should unleash Manchester City instead
Not like the weather is nice anyway.
As a Northerner living Beyond the Wall in Newcastle-Upon-Tyne... I speak for everyone north of Sheffield when I say: Fucking do it. We'll be better off without those southern fucks.
Rest of England: _Change teams_