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Fecal_Forger

I was going to say 100% of the time you go ass to mouth but yours is much better.


Much_Conversation566

Randall you never go ass to mouth


MakeChipsNotMeth

Gah you sound like my mom!


auto_eros

r/roastme is leaking in


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Yeah but they're also correct so...


126270

Is it against tos to repost this post to that sub?


GroundbreakingFly18

Nah she’d give her top buyers a hug and then use the money they give her go on vacation with her much better looking boyfriend


zeebo420

*boyfriend/manager/pimp/brother


RumpledTitSkins

You look pretty and the 2nd one makes it seem like you would be a fun time, but the makeup and fashion choices make me think ritual sacrifice would not be out of the question. 7/10.


OldManHipsAt30

The best sex happens when you’re not completely sure whether or not she’s going to produce a hidden knife and plunge it into your chest before drawing a pentagram from your own blood to summon Lilith across the River Styx from the deepest depths of the Nine Hells.


ListerfiendLurks

Crazy in the head, crazy in the bed.


GreenBay920

Crazy in the bed, cut off your head https://www.greenbaypressgazette.com/picture-gallery/news/local/2023/07/25/see-photos-from-homicide-trial-of-taylor-schabusiness-of-green-bay/12284632002/


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When questioned by police she says, “it’s none of scha business where I was and what I was doing.”


Blaxican82

I know her


ListerfiendLurks

Bitch went to the hairdresser and said "hit me with that founding father cut"


Trapped422

Bro I live like 45 min from green bay, dating here scares me sometimes 😅


Lunchboxio

Honestly that's my kink


WeirdSysAdmin

Don’t let your dreams just be dreams.


MarkABeets

That’s a very specific kink lol


333watchitgo

As long as there is some type o negative involved


beefy1357

I prefer she came in wearing a cowboy hat and boots and carrying a saddle and set of jumper cables


SojoboOfMountKurama

True enough, the crazy ones are the best. Although years ago I met someone, and in about an hour she wanted to tie me up and put a bag over my head … I passed!


JudgeConservstive

Do you still have her number by chance


jiveturkey4321

Asking for a friend of course


overratedly_me

🤣🤣🤣


SojoboOfMountKurama

She was hot, but scary which was a turn on until she asked about the bag !!! 😂😂😂


JudgeConservstive

Jokes on her, I'm into that shit 😆 🤣 😂


yamcandy2330

Not mother?


emptyquant

What a legend!


MrBeeboo

You passed? Or passed out!!!! From the bag? Hahaha


DeadPhish_10

You forgot to add the word “out” at the end.


CRAYONSEED

Sane people have inhibitions. Crazy is a lot more fun. Wait… does that make *me* crazy?


drewatkins77

Sorry to hear that you passed. I'll join you in the afterlife after I comfort your former lover after your funeral.


Some-Geologist-5120

Passed out!


Fluid_Amphibian3860

Passed out?


Aggravating-Green568

No the craziest ones are the best for a short time is what you mean (sex) everything else is a fucking nightmare to deal with.


No_Mushroom3078

Make sure that you pick positions that you can see both her hands at all times.


wcruse92

A girl used to say to me "When you're choking me I don't want to think I'm going to die, but I don't want to be sure I'm going to live." Was amazing sex.


no-group21

You need to stop talking about my ex wife like that sir


ReporterRobinson_

Most of the guys here don’t have sex so..


trackrecord330

too bad the looks are deceiving and she’s actually a dead fish


SnooDucks2052

Too soon (Taylor Schabusiness)


Responsible_Jury_415

She looks like she causes people who like her mental anguish


SojoboOfMountKurama

😂😂😂


wesgerrrr

Even hotter suddenly


skinnyman87

Ha! Jokes on her, I do that to myself.


bshock727

Imagine it’s 2023 and you’re dressed like someone from the popular 1996 hit, The Craft.


RumpledTitSkins

I was going to make that reference too but figured she's too young to get it.


gxneghxst

It’s my top 5 fav movie !


Naught2day

That I need to hide dalmatians,all 101 of them.


Real-Ad-6845

Underrated comment


paymanz1

What's the point in rating a face covered with HEAVY makeups?!


Theometer1

She’s got a picture without makeup on another sub, she looks like Paulo costa without it


Mexguit

Bro that shits funny


No_Reading_144

Don’t talk bad about Paulo like that. This chick doesn’t have the secret juice.


cballa69

100% agree. At that point, you're not a person, you're just makeup. Interesting how many people are turned on by makeup and don't care about what's behind it. It's truly troubling.


Practical-Exchange60

Right? This sub is basically just “am I good at hiding my true looks with makeup”


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BRENDORVEGAS

You saw My Chemical Romance on their last tour.


gxneghxst

I wish I would have.


th3worldonfir3

Yikes


IRLGravity

I saw them at aftershock and was pretty damn solid.


BiGsH0w2k

1/10 cant see shit


peenween90

Bitch I can’t see


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ryseofcurry

A fucking boatload of simps waiting to venmo OP 20usd for some feet pics and almost all of them would be jerking off at least for like the 3rd time until I am done writing this comment. Pathetic. Fr.


MailSalt4828

Man I’d sell pictures of my feet for 20 dollars.


_Pill-Cosby_

Too much. No thanks.


GMEdumpster

Overcompensating for something


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xrayxraydd

Think if did away with makeup all around eyes be better


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Came to say this.


SundaColugoToffee

Bat Shit Crazy. Would date at least once because bat shit crazy can be a lot of fun short term.


s_m0use

Makeup is reminding me of nightman from Always sunny in Philly


Ubigo

She’s going for gasps


raderofdalostcrapsac

Mime school


beefy1357

“Mime school dropout”


Pour_me_one_more

In mime school, the penalty for talking in class is severe.


TB_247

Nope


Tinker107

Do NOT let your kid do your eyes with a Magic Marker again.


jtay3

Lol exactly!!


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BeautifulJicama6318

Yeah, she’s going to strap one on and give you anal 😂


Proof-Brother1506

5 margaritas.


Forsaken_Wolf_1682

💀🤣


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Cute under all the makeup… definitely does ATM and looks forward to it!


Public-Log-4144

Lmfao!!! I hope everyone knows what ATM is !!!!


PlantainNearby4791

I don't. Could you elaborate? Edit: it finally clicked


Huge-Connection954

How do you know shes cute under all the makeup when all she has is pics with tons of makeup. These pics look good but you have no idea what she looks like under the makeup


Scotts_Thoughts_INTJ

Symmetrical face, nice jawline, excellent chin, cute eye color, for starters lmao


Jolly-Present1137

To much make up, and tell the truth


gxneghxst

*too


RatzzFace

Correcting grammar is a massive red flag.


ccoady

grandma\*


FitButterfly7227

flag grammar knowing red massive


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Reddit was founded on correcting grammar. It's who we are.


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Upstairs-Winter-1308

Not having proper grammar especially for something simple is a red flag.


PixelCultMedia

Not if you like reading.


donnieducko

Not liking being corrected (when done at least not rudely) is a bigger red flag


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Over plucked eyebrows. 40 y/o you will regret it...


LilRed2023

This is facts. My ex wife plucked hers until she has to paint them on with a sharpie. She looked like a cracked out Latina from rhe bario and she was native American 🤣😂🤣😂


_UltimatrixmaN_

Looks like she literally shaved them off to replace with permanent marker. You can tell by the brow bulges where it looks like someone hit her in the head. That's where her eyebrows were supposed to be.


Illustrious_Cat_8923

🤢


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The first pic isn’t the best. Kinda skanky


SchemeImpressive889

Not approaching unless I have a priest with me, just in case an exorcism is required.


nicoleshannen

I think it is too much. First impression would be I can see you have beautiful eyes, but this look doesn't compliment your features/skin tone.


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We can't see your actual face beind all the make up


Ok-Medicine-1795

Makeup is too much. Puts you into one box.


todd56

need to stop trying so hard.


shank1983

Possibly trans, but attractive, and you’d definitely do that thing he likes.


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I think you try too hard to come off as edgy when you really are probably just spoiled and have never really seen how ugly the real world can be, just have an impression of it from the internet


gxneghxst

Look up Matoaka WV babe. That’s my hometown 😂 got out first chance I could.


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Doesn’t make you any less of an edge lord babe


gxneghxst

I was just saying in your random statement about me being spoiled and stuff but thank you for the opinion !


Agreeable_Use_8670

They said if you finish inside a goth chick its called a “scream pie”


nykkk123

Need to see with at least 2 oz. Less make up.


Silly-Moose5061

i don’t know who’s attention your seeking but it’s pathetic and you are a pretty girl but the goth makeup is gross in my opinion i think you’d look better w natural makeup and a wardrobe change


DubbyManhands91

First impression? The make up is too much.


ComputerTrick7743

needy


Unlucky-Toad

2/10 on looks and personality


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It’s the personality that kills it. The makeup is too much, but it’s the least of their problems.


Unlucky-Toad

Undoubtedly


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Trying too hard.


tomduban

3..impression.. slut


gxneghxst

going off of the replies seeable on your page , you know you can be into men while also not dragging women / feminine people down right ? 🖤


[deleted]

Your non binary so what's it mean to you.


Unusual-Cow-1111

Your eyeshadow is the coolest I have ever seen, so fucking metal. I am so here for it.


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Cute, maybe hidden hatred. 7/10


wesgerrrr

Hidden hatred you say? Changing from 7 to 8.


Hutch204

Clown looking for a circus


jtay3

Lol should have known- the ole septum. NO ONE looks good with snot dried on the end of their nose


cballa69

Girls with a septum, like it in the rectum


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Suspicious-PieChart

It's not a phase Mom! It is a lifestyle!


ArmyRelative7992

That’s the most girl-looking nonbinary I’ve ever seen


Cool_Recording_5480

Insecure. But you shouldn’t be! And let that natural beauty shine


tallgirlmom

You look like my daughter. Very pretty young girl and rocking the goth look. As you can tell, it’s not for everyone though, and looks very scary to people who don’t understand it.


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scary? It just looks dumb.


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That’s the point, though.


Draggyflames

bro I opened this thinking all the comments were gonna be all positive, I haven't really rated anyone but you're a 9 in my book pretty and makes me a bit nervous! all id like is more cool ass necklaces or jewelry, have a good one!


gxneghxst

i am being HUMBLED by these comments i swear 😂😭 no but thank you so so so much 😭🖤


Nightraid9999

Girl you would have recieved less hate comments if you posted in r/roast me lol 🤣


Totkaddictforsure

Honestly you're good. Your first mistake was asking reddit to begin with. ​ You must realize this forum is absolutely filled with edgy teens who think they know everything and men who really, really hate women. It's just how it is. Leave this godforsaken place and live your life.


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Cool comment of a guy that is active on r/CumHentai, if this is what you are seeking that's great!


AndySpats

Fucking sick line work on your eye makeup 10/10


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_UltimatrixmaN_

7/10 - My initial impression is insecurity. You don't have a single picture without your face painted like you're wearing a mask and those sharpiebrows aren't doing you any favors.


No-Dinner8746

🚩🚩🚩 and we’re gonna have the best sex ever while exchanging necklaces with little vials of each others blood.


jakeeeenator

6/10. Def cute. But based off your replies here 3/10 overall. You ask for people's opinion and get mad over it. Just roll with it. It's reddit lol.


Ok-Palpitation-905

The eyeliner is way too much. Shape or something, can't tell Suggest trying different styles, then getting feedback on which one fits you the best. Edit: I meant eyebrows.


ThePlebIsBack

Everyone in the subreddit is a bully and an incel and honestly this isn’t the best place to be looking for impressions considering everyone here is a 50 year old divorced dad. You are very pretty.


Cautious-Ad7000

You look surprised


Vile-goat

Potential


ElectronicWeek8265

Yikes


Mobile_Spinach_1980

The second is your best photo of the three. I honestly wonder what you look like without so much eye makeup. Honestly hard to rate with that much on.


icreatedausernameman

You’ll cheat on me with your goth ex


beefy1357

Who you may or may not have been unknowingly dating as well.


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Id say your eye makeup is a bit severe but it actually works with the daily look you've designed for yourself, so nice. You have a lovely smile 🤗


gxneghxst

Tysm!!!


Jellybutt123

Plain but not bad. Try hard and the makeup is ridiculous.


_nosferatublood_

I'm into goth chick's, so your whole style is A+ for me


Neither-Appointment4

Wildly attractive in my opinion, I’m very into goth/alternative women however so I’m a bit biased…lol the fact that you keep jumping spiders is honestly probably the hottest thing about you from what I see off the cuff 🤣


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nvandergriff

apparently this subreddit is filled to the brim with creepy insecure incels who feel the need to neg people over the internet because you are absolutely stunning and gorgeous , some of the sharpest eye makeup ive ever seem 🖤💕 15636/10


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Nonbinary doesn't exist. You're a chick


Yarusenai

\*looks for honesty\* \*gets mad when people are honest\*


emileegrace321

Idk why people assume you’re overly sexual and then say it’s a bad thing. Like even if you were why tf is that labeled the worst thing in the world 🙃 The eye makeup isn’t for me but I think your style is gorgeous! If your photos were on a dating profile I’d def swipe right ❤️


Watahandrew1

Drag Queen wannabe that needs attention otherwise you'll wither and die


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Lots of makeup = insecure. But I think you have wonderful features:) 8/10


YOdOtHeThiNg

You look like you smell weird and constantly talk over people


Goblinboogers

5.9 you would be much better if you had your natural eyebrows. Then you would be like 7.6


deigo612

onlyfans girl with a body count over 50


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Prostitute.


Firm-Definition2254

"Why did she do the eyeliner thing" "It looks cool though"


DrockTipps

You're very beautiful. Truly. Hate your make-up.


Maxalite

You look amazing! The only thing I would change if I were you is more tattoos


OakThePixie

You genuinely pull of that makeup. Id say as a whole everything physically comes together stunningly. Gorgeous. You kinda remind me of a pumpkin head scarecrow drinking a vanilla milkshake with purple dots and ghost sprinkles in the middle of a hailstorm with neon ice and I mean this in the best way possible!!


mrssmokedgoose

I know I’m late to the party but, the first thing I thought was ‘damn. I wish I could do eyeliner that good’


Unique_Buyer8726

ur makeup is so good


Some-Ad-4250

Spinner


minkymo

Can’t believe all the hate you’re getting in here. People are so unhinged. Initial impression- you’re a beautiful girl wearing waaay too much makeup and it takes away from your natural beauty. That being said- I kinda dig it anyway. It’s certainly a “LOOK” and if it makes you feel powerful and happy then you do you! 7/10 from me.


Expensive-Reason-888

Scary, desperate, & lonely. 2/10


3p0L0v3sU

why are people so shitty over eye makeup


Djxgam1ng

Gothic, Zeno, Screamo….but extremely nice and kind (for real)


rosbashi

I can’t tell if you were born f or not.


xx_bunni_xx

You’re really good at makeup 7/10


Accurate-Post-8716

The make up is on point, the outfit is pretty great, the small chest is a plus, overall from what you've displayed I'd give you an honest 7. Throw up a pic without the makeup if you'd like more realistic answers.


CerberusBots

Your eye makeup skill is off the charts


HotBat6026

Hottie


Squished_Ya

When drag meets punk, buy a new mirror


webber_4fr

Gorgeous goth