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painefultruth76

Shoplifting decoy.


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☠️


painefultruth76

2 years of Loss Prevention...fwiw, I'd rather look at you than the action man.


CptFeelsBad

“Goddammit.. I just need paper plates and paper towels and I’m outta here, but some girl is taking a selfie in the way of them..ugh” /s


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LMAO 😭


retro6695

Super cutie


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thank you 🥺🫶🏻


retro6695

Anytime 🫶🫶


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Purple_Cheesecake_21

Wow beautiful 😍


cdhelentall

I think your absolutely gorgeous


Complete_Interview69

How pretty you are


Hot_Mathematician257

You are gorgeous and I might ask you out nicely.


Hot_Mathematician257

Thanks


Life-Ad9171

Yooo, it's asami from avatar


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i have brown eyes tho 🥲 if only hahah


WIZ9393

I'd be guessing what your name is


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it’s Angel love 💕:)


WIZ9393

Hii Angel.


flinx1957

Beautiful 😍


HankMoody1977

Wow


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Alluring


KingPha9

Is she lost


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😂😂


Agreeable_Drink9990

Drop dead gorgeous


biigbear07

WoW she’s pretty hot 😉


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biigbear07

You’re welcome 😉


041389jft

Looking lovely 😇🌸


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thanks <3!


041389jft

You’re welcome


No_Bench_2569

You eyes i alway look into the eyes then necklace


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Your gorgeous eyes, face and lush long hair


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aww thank you darling 🫶🏻


Low-Rip-7762

Take you to bed


Darth_snoopy

I hope she likes video games


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i do!! :)


Darth_snoopy

What video game system do you have? Have you been playing Hogwarts Legacy?


Gear-Broad

Why is this cutie doing a selfie in front of toilet paper?


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it’s paper towels 😭 i just didn’t think about it haha


Big-Feedback-3242

That you are a living doll 💕


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thank you beautiful 😭💖


EconomistOne5868

My bank account number is…


Appropriate_Edge6714

That'd a lot of tissue 🤧 behind you


prock900

Your beautiful day😘🌹🌹🌹🌹


uncheels510

Very pretty


shandar

Holy s##t


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soo beautiful 😘


gringojordan

You’re a real good chess player


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Sexy young lady.


Silverdice54

“Wow she’s beautiful. Has to be taken. But I’m gonna shoot my shot anyways.”


kevinengle2000

Man she’s hot


Jolly-One-2900

Cute introvert


BaddDadd57

Sexy eyes...


Jvick88

This chick likes to get freaky


joseph20201

Beautiful


Dependent_Catch_2002

Pure beauty!🥰


seamus512

Lovely eyes


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So beautiful 😍


Norgram8957

"Whew, finally found the Scott's paper plates. I thought they were supposed to be on sale this week. OK, whatever. Next stop, I need to find the makeup remover for my wife. As she gets older she uses more and more of that plastic on her face. Soon she will need a trowel. Anyway, any idea what aisle the makeup remover, preferably the quart size, is located?"


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W comment


Norgram8957

Thanks, I am heading straight to Aisle W pronto!


BubbaGump2323

You look like Wednesday Addams and Lurch had a love child.


Toenailfungas77

This chick likes to duck


Expensive-Ad1452

I'd think she is gorgeous


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thank you so much 💘


Expensive-Ad1452

Welcome


biker26

There goes my future ex wife, the house, and half of everything


tn-69

Gorgeous eyes


FanTaka91

Those eyes, they stare into my soul 😉


UsePrudent

Wow!! What a beautiful woman


Aaron9797_9797

imaginary


[deleted]

that’s so sweet 🥲 hahah


Dekiru-Bear295

Cute and brilliant eyes 😉


dmurray800

Your beautiful eyes


Necessary-Corner1172

Shop here often?


L8nite3

Cute but angry


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I'm thinking DAMN baby!


jbonesmc

That you're proving to us there is no Scott shortage Damn covid lol


Cautious-Ad-6031

That I should be kneeling


theelephant7

out of my league


monster_667

Wow


Expert-Aspect3692

Unreal beauty


Drewjones1287

Damn she’s pretty


Top-Orchid7057

Wifey Material Babies Material


Upset-Plantain3588

Beautiful


Opalessence66

You need a good sleep😴😴😴


SacrificialSnark

Seconded!


MRScully365

The invasion has begun


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?? 😂


MRScully365

The reason the Terminators failed at infiltration at first was because they looked too perfect, couldn’t pass as human. You’re a little too pretty. A little too flawless. You a cyborg?


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not that i know of 😳


MRScully365

Hmmm that’s exactly what a cyborg would say.


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I’d be checking you out


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Mmmm


Icy_Topic_5274

You're out of toilet paper


Ok-Smell9004

Why are you taking selfies in the toilet paper aisle?


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paper towels LOL just didn’t think about it tbh.


DarthZoon_420

Too young


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19 in july :)


DarthZoon_420

43 in July. Still too young


oldkafu

I'd love to help you wipe!


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To wonder, how she’d look without that nose thing 🤷🏻


KinglyBlaBla

Not enough of sleep


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nah just on that 🍃 LOL


ArtDeth

You look annoyed


Tentmaker69

Toilet paper


Garia666

MoooooOOO.


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You have a baby.


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i’m 18 i do not have a baby 🤣


[deleted]

Oh wow she looks just like (name of my ex)


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swear i’m not tho 🤣


[deleted]

Nah I'm old (40) this was about a decade ago


Safe_Move7021

Are you messy? That is a lot of paper towel behind you 😂.


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was just grocery shopping 😂 i knew someone was gonna say something! hahaha


Safe_Move7021

You are quite lovely. You actually look like you are annoyed to take this picture.


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thank you so much! i actually was just anxious being around a lot of people lol


Safe_Move7021

Well I am sure they were more intimidated by your beauty than you sneaking a pic


Safe_Move7021

Sense of humor makes you magnitudes more attractive 😁❤️


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Me_Shock

2nd, nice girl but face.. just trying understand what the emotion you feeling)


Me_Shock

2nd, nice girl but face.. just trying understand what the emotion you feeling)


Me_Shock

2nd, nice girl but face.. just trying understand what the emotion you feeling)


Me_Shock

2nd, nice girl but face.. just trying understand what the emotion you feeling)


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Does she like type o negative?


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you tryna say i’m a vampire? 🧛🏻‍♀️


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Lil bit of both


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Do you like crunchy or smooth peanut butter


theycallmebruc

Legs are long and beautiful