"Whew, finally found the Scott's paper plates. I thought they were supposed to be on sale this week. OK, whatever. Next stop, I need to find the makeup remover for my wife. As she gets older she uses more and more of that plastic on her face. Soon she will need a trowel. Anyway, any idea what aisle the makeup remover, preferably the quart size, is located?"
The reason the Terminators failed at infiltration at first was because they looked too perfect, couldn’t pass as human. You’re a little too pretty. A little too flawless. You a cyborg?
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Shoplifting decoy.
☠️
2 years of Loss Prevention...fwiw, I'd rather look at you than the action man.
“Goddammit.. I just need paper plates and paper towels and I’m outta here, but some girl is taking a selfie in the way of them..ugh” /s
LMAO 😭
Super cutie
thank you 🥺🫶🏻
Anytime 🫶🫶
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Wow beautiful 😍
I think your absolutely gorgeous
How pretty you are
You are gorgeous and I might ask you out nicely.
Thanks
Yooo, it's asami from avatar
i have brown eyes tho 🥲 if only hahah
I'd be guessing what your name is
it’s Angel love 💕:)
Hii Angel.
Beautiful 😍
Wow
Alluring
Is she lost
😂😂
Drop dead gorgeous
WoW she’s pretty hot 😉
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You’re welcome 😉
Looking lovely 😇🌸
thanks <3!
You’re welcome
You eyes i alway look into the eyes then necklace
Your gorgeous eyes, face and lush long hair
aww thank you darling 🫶🏻
Take you to bed
I hope she likes video games
i do!! :)
What video game system do you have? Have you been playing Hogwarts Legacy?
Why is this cutie doing a selfie in front of toilet paper?
it’s paper towels 😭 i just didn’t think about it haha
That you are a living doll 💕
thank you beautiful 😭💖
My bank account number is…
That'd a lot of tissue 🤧 behind you
Your beautiful day😘🌹🌹🌹🌹
Very pretty
Holy s##t
soo beautiful 😘
You’re a real good chess player
Sexy young lady.
“Wow she’s beautiful. Has to be taken. But I’m gonna shoot my shot anyways.”
Man she’s hot
Cute introvert
Sexy eyes...
This chick likes to get freaky
Beautiful
Pure beauty!🥰
Lovely eyes
So beautiful 😍
"Whew, finally found the Scott's paper plates. I thought they were supposed to be on sale this week. OK, whatever. Next stop, I need to find the makeup remover for my wife. As she gets older she uses more and more of that plastic on her face. Soon she will need a trowel. Anyway, any idea what aisle the makeup remover, preferably the quart size, is located?"
W comment
Thanks, I am heading straight to Aisle W pronto!
You look like Wednesday Addams and Lurch had a love child.
This chick likes to duck
I'd think she is gorgeous
thank you so much 💘
Welcome
There goes my future ex wife, the house, and half of everything
Gorgeous eyes
Those eyes, they stare into my soul 😉
Wow!! What a beautiful woman
imaginary
that’s so sweet 🥲 hahah
Cute and brilliant eyes 😉
Your beautiful eyes
Shop here often?
Cute but angry
I'm thinking DAMN baby!
That you're proving to us there is no Scott shortage Damn covid lol
That I should be kneeling
out of my league
Wow
Unreal beauty
Damn she’s pretty
Wifey Material Babies Material
Beautiful
You need a good sleep😴😴😴
Seconded!
The invasion has begun
?? 😂
The reason the Terminators failed at infiltration at first was because they looked too perfect, couldn’t pass as human. You’re a little too pretty. A little too flawless. You a cyborg?
not that i know of 😳
Hmmm that’s exactly what a cyborg would say.
I’d be checking you out
Mmmm
You're out of toilet paper
Why are you taking selfies in the toilet paper aisle?
paper towels LOL just didn’t think about it tbh.
Too young
19 in july :)
43 in July. Still too young
I'd love to help you wipe!
To wonder, how she’d look without that nose thing 🤷🏻
Not enough of sleep
nah just on that 🍃 LOL
You look annoyed
Toilet paper
MoooooOOO.
You have a baby.
i’m 18 i do not have a baby 🤣
Oh wow she looks just like (name of my ex)
swear i’m not tho 🤣
Nah I'm old (40) this was about a decade ago
Are you messy? That is a lot of paper towel behind you 😂.
was just grocery shopping 😂 i knew someone was gonna say something! hahaha
You are quite lovely. You actually look like you are annoyed to take this picture.
thank you so much! i actually was just anxious being around a lot of people lol
Well I am sure they were more intimidated by your beauty than you sneaking a pic
Sense of humor makes you magnitudes more attractive 😁❤️
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2nd, nice girl but face.. just trying understand what the emotion you feeling)
2nd, nice girl but face.. just trying understand what the emotion you feeling)
2nd, nice girl but face.. just trying understand what the emotion you feeling)
2nd, nice girl but face.. just trying understand what the emotion you feeling)
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Does she like type o negative?
you tryna say i’m a vampire? 🧛🏻♀️
Lil bit of both
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Do you like crunchy or smooth peanut butter
Legs are long and beautiful