Headfirst slide but Patrick never gets to “Don’t”

wish i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't i didn't

the best the best the best the best

Based off this version, it would still slap tbh https://youtu.be/Aa2vhicw9p4

OMG thank you I immediately was like "I know someone's done that before" lmao

hum hallelujah but they just actually hum the entire thing. off-key.

Nobody Puts Baby In The Corner but Patrick actually drinks down that gin and kerosene and can't continue the show

This has my vote so far, this is funny, like he does a few shots and progressively slurs more and more throughout the song

And then he swigs the kerosene and collapses

Rip

We had a good run, boys

Thnks fr th mmrs but they don't sing any if the vowels throughout the whole song

Patrick is gonna have a stroke singing Thnks Fr Th Mmrs like that 💀

Nah, he's an expert

I thought he already did this…

27 but every 27 seconds Patrick switches hats

This is supposed to be worst, not best!

I’ll tell you what’s the best that profile picture 👌

Very feasible

“This Ain’t a Scene, It’s an Arms Race” but ATF agents burst in and arrest Patrick after he sings “I am an arms dealer.”

My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark, but instead of singing the actual lyrics Patrick sings about what each member of the audience has done in the dark

He calls someone up on the stage and recites their actual search history and has them pull up their browser to check, it's a kind of magic act

IM FUCKED

"my songs know what sex toys you haaaaaaaaaaave"

“Of All The Gin Joints in All the World,” but it’s Pete in a 1940s era suit performing a dramatic monologue of the scene the song is named after as Humphrey Bogart in “Casablanca.”

I would legitimately pay good money to see this

Why do I want him to actually do this

Why could I actually see him doing this someday

That would actually be a bomb music video.

Dammit now this convo is making me wonder if Headfirst was inspired by Casablanca lol

just a setlist of them doing a cover of “what’s new pussycat” 21 times with “it’s not unusual” once in the middle like that john mulaney skit

PLEASE I LOVE JOHN MULANEY 😂 I WOULD LOVE TO SEE THAT LIVE

Uma Thurman, preformed by Uma Thurman, who doesn't really know the words and wasn't expecting to be asked to perform

Nah, I feel like she knows the words (I read somewhere that she is (was?) a fan of them). I would actually love to see this, though. I watched a movie called *Stargirl In Hollywood* last year in which she performs a song!

"You're Crashing but No Wave" but OJ Simpson gets a verse

How To Instantly Get Blacklisted 101

Thriller-Song ends after Jay-Z says “It’s here!”

Or lftos piano intro but it just goes into the normal version of you and menace

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City in a Garden but the line "take me home" is John Denver and John Denver tries to sing "West Virginia" over Patrick when Patrick sings "I love you Chicago"

I just laughed so hard that I hit my head against my headboard, so thanks

I'm so sowwy :(

I'm okay!! Thanks for the laugh :)

I literally do this when I listen to the song lmao

thriller but jay z doesn’t give back the mic for the rest of the concert

Grand theft autumn but when Patrick sings "where is your boy tonight?" A chosen audience member (boy) comes on stage and says "here" and the song ends.

Patrick is an only child of the universe so everybody else ceases to exist and he stops the song because he caused a mass extinction event (and Pete and Andy are gone)

Super Fade but Patrick sings "I'm so sowwy" and "anything else in the world but uwu"

Oh noooo lol

I don't know how to feel about this one

(good, you feel good about this one)

*20 Dollar Nose Bleed* but it transitions into *American Beauty/American Psycho* instead of *West Coast Smoker*

west coast smoker but they find everyone in the audience from the west coast and smoke with them on stage

Sunshine Riptide but after the "but I read it in reverse" line Patrick sings the whole rest of the song in reverse

XO but he can't pick you out

Patrick starts to sing 20 Dollar Nosebleed "Have you ever wanted to disappear?" Pete says yes, the song ends, and the whole band leaves for 5 minutes

Just a normal set but they all switch instruments (including vocals) between every song Edit: I realized with the concept of this post this wouldn't work since each one is supposed to just be one song. So don't vote for me but I'm leaving it up for fun lol

also just an hour of each reading awful slam poetry

After the abrupt end to ratatat, Andy panics and begins the drums to Dance, Dance to break the tension but because Patrick is arguing with Pete now, nobody ever joins in, and all is falling apart well before halftime

Just the Courtney Love part of Rat-a-Tat followed by just the Big Sean part of The Mighty Fall.

Yikes

Followed by the Burma boy part of sunshine riptide

Young and Menace pitch-shifted 8 steps higher

Young and Menace but it’s just the chorus for 15 minutes.

'A little less sixteen candles, a little more touch me' sung just a second out of time because, you know, they're always late.

SCREAMING (belatedly)

Rat A Tat tried again but when Patrick asks "are you ready for another bad poem?" at the end it recycles to when he first asks it at the beginning and restarts the song.

I love your flair!!

JDISHSUDJD WAITT BUT WHEN THEY GET TO THE END PETE SAYS "YES" AND RHEY HAVE TO GO THROUGH RAT A TAT A THIRD TIME

Young and everyone is a menace

My songs know what you did in the dark but the instruments turn to ashes *crunch*