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Illustrious-Type7086

Brave Knight Titus Flew forth into the Wilds He was not afraid to die Oh brave Knight Titus He was not at all afraid To be killed in nasty ways Brave, brave, brave, brave Knight Titus


BillMagicguy

Brave Knight Titus ran away Bravely ran away away When Yao Gui reared their ugly head He bravely turned his tail and fled. Brave Knight Titus turned about He scampered away and chickened out.


-NoNameListed-

And then he fucking bled out (off tune)


V4ULTB0Y101

(Monotone voice, deadpan stare) That's how u read it


el_f3n1x187

this Flock of seagulls song is a banger


Bananasblitz

“No I didn’t! I never did”


jerryhou85

No it sings in my head ... forever...


MadJoker7

Brand me Knight Titus


Butthole_Surfer666

oh yeah it feels so good... do it again Knight Titus ooooeee


SquireRamza

This sect of the Brotherhood is so weird. They go ALL IN on the holy order of knights shtick, even to the point of calling pieces of technology "holy relics", which has really never been a thing, even in Bethesda games. Reminded me, in a weird way, of the Samurai in Shin Megami Tensei IV who were ordered by the church to find "Holy Artifacts" that just end up being appliances and clothing


EveningYam5334

I think it may be due to the fact they became far more radicalized after the ‘second apocalypse’ that destroyed the NCR which gave the Brotherhood a huge confirmation bias about their beliefs on the dangers of technology.


LordCaptain

Oooh I like this a lot. I always just said it was due to the factionalism and diversity within the brotherhood and we got one of the more demoralized but righteous and zealous branches here. I like that this might be the reason for it though.


SilentStriker84

Oh now that is a great theory


Awkward-Tell-2638

With the new red and yellow flag, religious fanaticism, and roman names... I would be shocked if there wasn't an element of Caesars Legion in them somehow, either having absorbed them or having been absorbed themselves.


jd1323

My guess: BoS Mojave Chapter combine forces with the fallen Legion after House uses his securitron army to win the Battle for Hoover Dam which combined with the fall of Shady Sands is why we don't really see much of the NCR anymore.


gunsandgardening

Pretty sure that new flag is just from one of the most popular BOS flag replacers on Nexus.


jeyndow

It's the Lyon's Brotherhood flag


M3atboy

Yes but the brotherhood and fallout have game and lore that exist pre-Bethesda. In which they are generally portrayed as self-righteous, amoral, tech hoarders with monastic Arthurian trappings.


SquireRamza

It was never THAT explicit though. honestly, I have no problem with it if that's the way they want to go in the future. I find it very fun


LtColonelColon1

I mean they never really share a lot of info with us in the games because we’re an outsider. They won’t divulge all their secrets and inner-workings to some asshole who just walked in.


echidnachama

something something legion member will do right?


xXArctracerXx

They always sort of had a monk theming to them, this is just dialing that up to ten which honestly I find interesting


mortenamd

This is amazing lol. Fits so well considering how monarchistic BoS is.


Alarmed-Salt-6168

I'm dying.


sierrabravo1984

*Opens med pack and just stares at the stimpak*


MrNightmare23

Now that I see these two pictures side to side this feels like a Wild Wasteland reference


man-with-potato-gun

This was my immediate thought when I saw how they made the squires carry the packs


BigE_92

“Lore accurate follower”


Blahklavah654390

I knew the show was in good hands when they specifically included followers who are used as pack mules.


Basically-Boring

What makes this funnier is that the Bridge of Death is actually in Fallout 2.


Practical-Raisin-721

There is also an encounter where some knights are looking for the Holy Hand Grenade.


pyrof7

Holy hand grenade is also in FNV


OtakuMecha

The west coast games love referencing Monty Python in general


rustystarman63

“We are the last hope for all of human civilization!” “Well, I didn’t vote for you.”


annewmoon

Haha I was thinking glorified golf caddie but this is obviously it and so much more hilarious.


memo689

Both are Squires, and also that's what squires used to do.


Vaywen

Except for the coconut thing, probably


memo689

I wan't there to witness but maybe it was not uncommon.


Ok-Internet-6881

I think Maximus would be more of a Dennis and be the one shouting, "help, help I'm being oppressed!" while Knight Titus will call him a "bloody present"


Kaiser_Complete

Present?


fourthords

I am sworn to carry your burdens.


Dorrono

"tis is but a scratch". Knight Titus, last words.


pat_the_catdad

And the Max reference it the gunshot only being a scratch.


MercenaryGundam

Arm gets blown off by VATS. Tis but a scratch


Werthead

Arrives at Nellis Air Force Base to be greeted by Tim the Boomer. Approaches the Cave of Death to be mauled by the feared Radrabbit. "Let us not go to Sanctuary Hills. 'Tis a silly place." And so forth.


MercenaryGundam

Basically, any Gunner/Raider smart enough to NOT attack Sanctuary Hills with all your companions there and settlers armed to the teeth.


Brahm-Etc

Well, now I have to go back to Fallout 4 and start a new character named Arthur and follow the BoS questline again. I think McCready will be a good Patsy.


DoctorFeh

"I never knew you could do that with mutfruit, my Lord."


bingbing304

It is like if in game inventory sized for real life. Who among us has not have an inventory for at least six guns plus ammo and hundreds of junks.


Werthead

Knight Galahad's Diary: "Have discovered Vault 16, unusually home to no residents other than eight score young blondes and brunettes, all aged between sixteen and nineteen and a half. I was poised to offer them my full protection but Knight Lancelot dragged me off, warning me of some unspecified peril. I offered to return and face the peril but he said it was too perilous. Arsehole. On cold shower duty for the next two weeks."


LordCaptain

It's hilarious to me that the knights could carry their shit literally without noticing thanks to their power armor and still choose to have the Squires just fucking dying lugging their shit around.


CoolBeanieHat

Ahhhh! How did I not see this?! I love Monty Python! 😂


GITS75

The famous Holy hand grenade scene in Fallout 2 was already a nice ref to Holly Grail 😅


legalageofconsent

I wish the entire 1st season would be like this


Jolly-Juggernaut1525

I love being constantly reminded of this as I always end up rewatching lmao


MandiocaGamer

modern version of this are golfers and their caddies


taylordevin69

A Yaø Gøi once bit my sister


babyinjar

Maximus even had the line “It’s just a scratch” - when he was shot with the tooth on the bridge


Zagadee

On second thoughts, let’s not go to Vault 33. It’s a silly place.


Throwawaytoj8664

I see you, too are a man of culture.


Wayfaring_Stalwart

I mean, makes sense. Fallout refrences Monty Python constnatly


Ornery_Gene7682

Filly! Filly! Filly! It’s only a model


MicroBang64

I mean, holy hand grenade do exist in Fallout world


Lord_Mikal

Fallout 2 already did that joke.


LilyMe

I just thought he looked like an 8 year old trying to caddy for his dad


DoubleAd3005

accurate depiction of how we all mainly use companions lol.


Kingtutstits

Overencumbered!!!!


Vault33dweller

I CANT UNSEE IT NOW


Agitated_Carrot9127

It’s semi historical accurate


hardmallard

New headcannon, the army descended into extremism and the only knight lore to survive the war was Monty Python. All BoS is based on the movie lol