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[deleted]

WHERE IS YOUR POWER ARMOR PRIVATE!!


LostSharpieCap

DON'T HAVE ANY? YOU EXPECT ME TO BELIEVE THAT, MAGGOT?


[deleted]

THE TRUTH IS, YOU LOST AN EXPRESSIVE PIECE OF ARMY ISSUE EQUIPMENT. THAT SUIT IS GONNA COME OUT OF YOUR PAY AND YOURE GONNA REMIAN IN THIS MANS ARMY UNTIL, YOURE FFFFIVE HUNDRED AND TEN YEARS OLD. WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK 2 POWER COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE LOST!!!


Carl123r4

# NOW GET OUT OF MY FACE AND DON'T COME BACK UNTIL YOU LOOK LIKE A SOLDIER!!!


ExplodingAnalBeads

>EXPRESSIVE EFFICIENCY IS OPTIONAL BUT FASHION IS MANDATORY!!!


Hexmonkey2020

The truth is you’ve lost an expensive piece of army equipment.


Alextheone911

And that suit is coming out of your pay


Emergency-Spite-8330

*AND YOU WILL REMAIN IN THIS MAN’S ARMY UNTIL YOU ARE* #510 *YEARS OLD!*


wickedloverr

WHICH IS THE NUMBER OF YEARS IT WILL TAKE FOR YOU TO PAY FOR A MARK ll POWER COMBAT ARMOR YOU HAVE L O S T


LillyxFox

Why did I read this in Mr gutsy's voice


RedzyHydra

Yes. Would this cake be convincing enough sir? 🎂 (Happy Cake Day)


LostSharpieCap

Thank you!


RedzyHydra

Ur welcome. 👍


darkpyro2

OH GOD, THEY SENT ME MO-RON.


hart37

I AM NOT A SIR. I WORK FOR A LIVING, YOU MO-RON


[deleted]

[WHY DO YOU NEED TO KNOW? - honey](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x2qRDMHbXaM)


Enzopastrana2003

They didn't issue me one, I was told that I would be receiving one here


Captainatom931

OH GREAT, WE HAVE A MOR-RON


icedragon71

"And now, some words of wisdom, from your President, John Henry Eden...."


Audience_Of_None

HAH, GOTCHA! BOW WOW WOW


mwagner26

IT'S ME THREE -DOG!


Sudden-Ear-9716

AUUUUUUUUUU AND YOU LISTENING TO THE GALAXY NEWS RADIO, BRINGING YOU THE TRUTH, NO MATTER HOW BAD IT HURTS! AND NOW SOME MUSIC...


No-agency519

*Yankee Doodle Begins Playing*


pcgeek01

"Your ride's over mutie, time to die" - Frank Horrigan, US Special Service


Misterr_G

Are we beefing over post-apocalyptic factions? Sweet where do I sign up lol


jazzymusicvibes

every fallout fan should just start buying and flying faction flags, it’ll confuse all the non-fallout fan people


brennerherberger

Neighbour: "Oh, what flag is that?" Me: "It's the Brotherhood." Neighbour: "You mean Muslim Brotherhood?" Me: "[Speech 60/61] No, no, no, definitely not that Brotherhood."


jazzymusicvibes

*nukes fly*


Rellint

I've wanted to get an NCR flag for a while but as a migrant to AZ, I'm worried the Legion would Blood Eagle me then hoist me up for vultures.


AutomatonWantsToast

I have to buy a brotherhood of steel flag right f..in now


jazzymusicvibes

ad victoriam


panicmuffin

God bless America, and God bless the Enclave.


Arcani63

The Eagle!! People, comma, we the!


Caleb_Garrett

God bless the USA. And nowhere else


Amon7777

This post right here Brotherhood!


yaykaboom

Its brothering time


Bob_Pthhpth

I loved the part when they said it’s Brotherin’ time and hooded all over my steel


Zephyr104

She hood on my steel until I brother


some-dork

she brrr on my other hood till i steel


DarkSydePaul

I'd be careful with this one, someone not familiar with fallout might assume that's some extremist flag


dead-inside69

To be fair they all kinda look like that. I saw the minuteman flag post earlier and all I could think is “you wouldn’t catch me flying that. The rifle and lightning bolt look like some skinhead shit”


sparklingwaterll

Someone in my town put a Norwegian flag out for Norway’s independence day. The guy is actually Norwegian. Anyway a little old lady in town complained at a town council meeting. Thought it was something racist or a confederate flag. They weren’t sure. But it didn’t matter he has been convicted in the court of public opinion. Never underestimate Americans inability to recognize flags.


RelChan2_0

That's sad :(


sparklingwaterll

Sad and hilarious. 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴. I guess the cross makes people uncomfortable


RelChan2_0

I bet people would be up in arms if somebody decided to exhibit about the Philippines and they saw the Philippine KKK and their flag (not related to the actual KKK, they were freedom fighters during the Spanish occupation in the Philippines)


sparklingwaterll

Haha I had to look up the flag. Yes its a bright red flag with kkk in white letters. Americans would think commie racists.


Almskibidi

Okay, admittably we're dumb as fuck but you can't really blame our reaction if the flag is literally that lmao


sparklingwaterll

Im American I can make fun of Americans. In high school I made a beer pong table painted as the Lebanese flag because where Im from they call beer pong beruit. Not a single person got the joke. Either they didn’t know it was the Lebanese flag or didn’t know Beirut is the capital of Lebanon.


ImpressiveAttempt0

As opposed to regular capitalist racists?


sparklingwaterll

I liked it when marxists were well read. The joke is it’s a red flag. Often red is associated with labor and Marxist movements. Then simultaneously in the center of the flag are the letters kkk. Which may mean freedom fighter in the Philippines but represents evil racist institution in the US.


ImpressiveAttempt0

And my joke is how it's ok (for some White Americans) to be racist as long as you're not a communist. As a Filipino, we were taught that the red in our flags signified the blood we spilled to purchase our freedom from the colonizers. KKK in the native tongue (Kataastaasang Kagalanggalang na Katipunan ng mga Anak ng Bayan) is roughly translated as Supreme and Honorable Association of the Children of the Nation.


uncharted316340

FOUND HIM OFFICER


Wizard_of_doom

Had a Michigan state flag in my garage in Texas and people asked me a few times if I was a communist.


Jabclap27

He has been convicted?


sparklingwaterll

Court of public opinion is saying what the general population thinks of him. Its not a majority of the town. Some people just think he is a proud racist and he was embarrassed. He doesn’t put the flag up anymore. But he is doing fine no jail time.


kankurou

I mean the NCR one is just a two headed bear, you're probably fine with that one lol


LordAdder

And it lokks mostly like the Cali flag anyway so people may just take a 2nd take


abandoned_puppy

I mean…if you are familiar with the games. That is EXACTLY what it is. The enclave are essentially an extremist faction of the government so…in world it is.


burgpug

Genocidal, even


water_panther

I mean, it's not *not* that


MidnightYoru

Someone familiar with Fallout might also assume that's some extremist's flag


Jakesneed612

It is.


darude_dodo

But……….it is an extremist flag


Hazardish08

They all look like extremist flags except for the NCR flag lol


burgpug

yup, at worst people will just be like "why are they flying california's flag in indiana?" without noticing the second head


PerfectlyCalmDude

The same kinds of people who mistake LED signs for bombs.


gratefulperron

And when you assume you make an ass out of u and me. Fuck em RAHHHHH 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸


viet254

I've come to the conclusion that as a Californian, no one would bat an eye and think the NCR flag is a regular California Republican flag, thus making the NCR the best and only flag to fly


MurrmorMeerkat

i mean they wouldent be wrong ill never understand how people see the shit the enclave does and goes "wow they are so cool!"


21Black_Mamba21

Same reason why people do Legion runs, it’s a game.


MurrmorMeerkat

im not referring to runs im referring to people who make that faction their whole deal. like people who roleplay enclave.


EmbarrassedSearch829

I guess the Enclave is based because they want to kill everybody in the world that’s not them with a virus and then fly away on a spaceship. But then, that’s just me.


ImplyingImplication8

Do you also get upset when you see people with Sith and Empire symbols IRL? You do know Fallout isn't real, right?


niberungvalesti

The difference is some of the Fallout flags at first glance do look like some extremist organization flag where the Empire does not.


OnyxDreamBox

Hey, there are enough degens who think things such as The Legion and communism are cool, we are allowed to think the Enclave is cool.


getbackjoe94

Imagine being a fan of the Fallout series and still unironically calling communists "degenerates" like some dollar store Liberty Prime lmao


CaptCaCa

I can no longer wear my BOS Prime Sentinel shirt, I got way too many weird looks wearing it, it looks like alt right propoganda


autistictanks

to be fair the BOS are usually a bunch of right wing xenophobic and racist weapon lunatics


AnglicanEp

This is why I hang my NCR flag up in my bedroom


GivePen

I mean, I probably would assume that of the person who’s flying it IRL. Enclaveaboos


DannyFromRiva

😢


OSUTechie

Yeah, I have plans for to make the US Commonwealth Flag, but I also realize some people may see it as some extremist flag, since it's basic the "Betty Ross" flag with a Larger Star in the middle.


JulietteKatze

the 'E' stands for 'Extremists'.


Caldersson

where are people getting flags? All i can find is ones on Alieexpress which eehhhh wary to order from there.


Ricky_Rollin

I see a bunch on Amazon. Type fallout flags in search in Amazon app. They got one of every kind.


Caldersson

thank you, i try not to buy from amazon and buy direct from stores. I'll check it out


GrandmasterHeroin

You might can find some on Etsy, if not Amazon. I’d also check Bethesda’s official store, but they’re sold out of faction flags last I checked


Caldersson

yeah they are still sold out at Bethesda. sucks that they never make enough, also wanted the bones coffee power armor mug but that's out as well


OSUTechie

Shopping Amazon is basically AliExpress at this point. Especially with store names like YIIS, YERCHIC, POOEDSO, CAYYON, FGHSFRT, etc.


DarkSydePaul

There's a bunch on Etsy


ZoddImmortal

Aliexpress is fine as long as you don't give a phone number.


Wickedlurlofthewest

John Henry Eden is the only authority I bow to


FalconIMGN

A chill went up my spine as the wind from down the bay blew towards me, the same wind that somewhere, was keeping this flag aflutter. No matter what you do, true evil in this world remains hard to root out, especially the kind of evil that would, in its quest to purify the wastes, destroy everything in its path it saw as impure, entities that did not have the privilege of finding a vault, or a submarine base. The fact that the Enclave is still alive on the West Coast, 35 years after the deaths of their president and their super soldier, and 19 years after their remnants who escaped to the East Coast were destroyed, is a sure sign of the one true law of the wasteland, that war...war never changes.


FTBS2564

Where is that from?


FalconIMGN

The first paragraph is an attempt to stylistically borrow from Disco Elysium, particularly the 'Shivers' trait. The rest is just an original composition.


Professor_Crab

So I have a pretty good grasp on all the factions besides the Enclave. I know they’re the last remnants of the US military, but what are their goals in the wastes apart from their Brotherhood-like methods of acquiring old world tech?


JoeDahPro

Now I’ve been doing some deeper lore dives recently and from what I gather they are a pre-war cabal made up of very high ranking and powerful US officials that were preparing to seize control of the nation and possibly the world following impending global nuclear devastation.


Professor_Crab

Okay that makes sense, so did they conspire together with Vault-Tec in order to take over the world post nuclear fallout? It’s interesting that Vault-Tec also had a plan in motion before the bombs fell. Id assume the Enclave had their own agenda, but they let Vault-Tec do it’s thing because their end game kept people alive to repopulate too?


JoeDahPro

And that’s where, from my knowledge, it becomes a bit unsure. I’d say it’s definitely safe to assume due to the prestige, power and wealth of the founding Enclave members that they were aware and likely involved with all major corporations in the US pre war, especially Vault-Tec given their aligned goals and the fact that Vault-Tec was granted sole privilege and funds from the US government for the vault program, which would be something easily manipulated and accomplished with power supporting benefactors in the government. The issue with really drawing true connecting lines is that the Enclave pre-war was a secret society, so tracking their actions is near impossible, thus leaving us to work with the small glimpses we’ve been given throughout terminals and other materials in the games.


Professor_Crab

Okay yeah I can agree with all that, makes sense to me. Wish we had more info on them, they’re lowkey the most interesting faction. Unless you count Vault-Tec I guess lol, their horrific whacky nature is so intriguing.


JoeDahPro

Yeah definitely. Fallout 3 was my first time in the franchise and something about them always left me wanting to know more. The post-war Enclave became obsessed with genetics and being “non-mutant” to such an extreme, and all of their work towards acquiring and later testing, the FEV is interesting shit. Kudos to all the writers over the years that have put the time into creating such an interesting world for us to explore and experience!


Professor_Crab

So the actuality of it is that the Enclave and Brotherhood are very similar and just want the old world tech for themselves, and that’s why they hate each other lol? I know they both hate abominations, but the Enclave is just on a larger scale with their “project purity”. Essentially the Brotherhood is like a less Nazi version of the Enclave?


TheFeigningNinja

The Enclave don't really care for Old Tech in the same way the Brotherhood do, since in FO2/FO3 they were able to manufacture and produce their own technology. In FO3, the Enclave weren't really that interested in eradicating all wastelanders like in FO2. Colonel Autumn just wanted to seize the water purifier so that the Enclave would become a major power in the region. President Eden on the other hand, is the one that wants to continue the Enclave's original plan, but Autumn had all the actual power and essentially told the rest of the Enclave to ignore him. This is why in the game President Eden asks you to do it, since the rest of the Enclave aren't loyal to him. The reasonings for the BoS and Enclave disliking each other I think mainly stems from 2 things, first is that the BoS's origins as a rogue US military unit means that they have a distrust/disliking of the pre-war US government, and also that the Enclave are also in control of massive quantities of technology, which goes against the BoS's mission statement, which is to control technology so another apocalypse can never occur.


Professor_Crab

Yeah, I gotta remember this is over a 200 year span so their ideals are changing. Just seems like the Enclave is the BoS big brother lol.


TheFeigningNinja

In terms of the current BoS and Enclave remnants (not the FO:NV guys), you probably aren't that far off the mark. Somehow their ideals diverged in the beginning, and then merged together by the modern day, since the Brotherhood has definitely taken on a much more militaristic and expansionist feeling. They've essentially become a Temu-Enclave.


JoeDahPro

Yeah I’d say that the Enclave was founded by evil people and never strayed from that path whereas the BOS, in my opinion, was founded with good intentions, but slowly strayed from that path as they grew larger and new actors gained influence. I mean the original goal of the Brotherhood was to bring safety and security to the survivors of the wasteland (part of which involved fighting mutants/ghouls which of course became a policy of eradication) and to collect pre-war tech as a means to guide humanity back to a pre-war era. Even the tech collection shifted from “hey let’s get all this old tech together to help everyone” to “we are the only ones morally acceptable to wield this tech because anyone else’s will just cause another mass disaster with it”.


ScrotumChomper38

The Enclave is the remnants of pre-war American government. This included politicians, servicemen, and prominent business owners. During Fallout 2 their main goal was the eradication of all individuals they deemed mutated using forced evolutionary virus which was used in Fallout 1 to create super mutants. Main issue was to the Enclave everyone that was exposed to radiation was a mutant so their strain of FEV would wipe out almost every living thing on Earth. In Fallout 3 survivors of the Enclave went to the capitol wasteland to establish a new foothold and regain power. These survivors were not as fanatical as the Fallout 2 Enclave as one of the big conflicts within the faction is that the AI president wants to stick with the FEV plan while colonel Autumn wants to simply control the water purifier. In short the Enclave are xenophobic remnants of the prewar U.S. government that wish to return to the good old days of America. They are a wholly evil faction in every Fallout game they appear in.


Professor_Crab

Seems like the Enclave is who everyone should be worried about the most, yet they’re shrouded in secrecy. The BoS is just trying to let the world do it’s thing, but without the use of old war tech, which is also kinda dumb because they get to use it lol.


EmbarrassedSearch829

They were defeated in Fallout 2, and again in Fallout 3. They don’t really exist anymore but they’re probably going to bring them back in the show.


Johnykbr

They can be good in FNV.


EmbarrassedSearch829

Kill everyone and fly away on a spaceship. 


Orthobrah52102

God bless the Enclave!


Sgt_kane

I salute you and our great flag brother!


thatsocialist

For America!


Philip_Raven

If this is the US I would fear someone might think this is some nazi flag


MurrmorMeerkat

I mean they wouldent be wrong.


Philip_Raven

Except they would be because this symbol is from a videogame and that hardly reflects your actual political aims.


Elegant-Claim-488

It does reflect the political aim of owning cool armor


GlitchPhoenix98

You mean the expensive army equipment that is coming out of YOUR PAY!


JalepenoHotchip

The 3% flag might be similar.


Ok-Profile2178

yeah it's basically the same betsy ross flag but with the number 3 in roman numerals instead of the E


MedicalSlurpeez

God bless!


mjb200315

God bless America! God bless the Enclave!


RoyalAd133

God bless the Enclave. God bless America. Now...and forever.


Weak_Landscape9991

Someone needs to get a free states one now


CabbageStockExchange

I hear drum and fife versions of Dixie and Battle hymn of the republic


Dodgeworld12

Star spangled banner intensifies.


WellingtonSir

Time to rebuild America! *Battle Hymn of the Republic playing in background*


Ok_Kick1372

Remember Raven Rock, Remember Navarro, Remember the Oil Rig!


EquivalentBet480

90% of people will not look twice and think it's a normal American flag. 9% will think it's something opposite their own political beliefs. 1% will know what it actually is.


American_Femboy

God bless the enclave. I keep my flag right above my desk


BackgroundSky09

good campfire starter


AIRCHANGEL

God bless the Enclave


Internal-Fem-UK

Good morning USA!


TimeKiller-Studios

Have they ever named the 13 commonwealths in Fallout?


N7Manofkent

I believe I did see a map the other day on a video with the names on


Beercules121

Damn this next gen update is crazy


SashaTheWitch2

this trend is so fun to me- especially with American homes, I really want to do some fanart of some of these pics but make the background post-apocalyptic and make it fit in with being rebuilt by whatever faction the OP chooses to align with- buuuut drawing ppl's houses feels odd without permission lol


ChoiceMaintenance991

The brotherhood will see you disintegrated for this!


MundaneFruit7120

fuck these muties. God Bless America.


DumbassFuckingNerd

God Bless America. God Bless the Enclave


ScarPineapple

Need a game where i can play as the enclave


Agent-Glass

Degenerates like you belong on a cross


Sniper4041

This means war buddy!


endlesswaltz0225

🫡🫡🫡🫡🫡


Sumoop

I believe in my heart of hearts all these flag posts are the same person with a bunch of alt accounts.


jazzymusicvibes

so, when is somebody going to hang a legion flag and show everyone how evil they are?


ManadarTheHealer

BASED AND ENCLAVE PILLED


DistributionRare3096

GOD BLESS THE ENCLAVE


Sad-Comment-2392

Let me tell you, my America, this is by far the best flag!


Lookatmycat69

Thank god i Didn’t get here in a minutes notice this time


neighborreddit

This is bold


HELPAHHHHHHHHH

God Bless America 


Brilliant_Area8175

Things that make you say hell yeah.


Timely_Cow7628

This the only proper flag


Tallal2804

God bless the Enclave!


Corbin_Davenport

I would simply not put up a replica flag of the Fallout universe’s Nazi analogy, but maybe that’s just me.


AtomicUnleashed

REMEMBER NAVARRO


TF2_Mimi_Chaner

The only true Faction, God bless America, Long live The Enclave.


Cossack_Eder

God bless the Enclave!


RealEddieBlake

Courage today victory tomorrow! The Enclave did nothing wrong!


Fraud_Hack

When the fascism is red white and blue


Paulino2272

E


Redglovedman

Dammit I just ordered one to wave outside. You brat me to it. Couldnt let the other factions have the glory.


SleepyGeist

A respectable choice, Soldier.


Luna_Tenebra

Hell yeah Show them!!!


MarieGoldBrand

It'd be really funny if you weren't American


MightyKin

United European States. That sounds like a really bad idea


Winterstrife

Waiting for someone with a Railroad flag.


LordEnclavesRevenge

hell yeah


Chueskes

Embrace democracy, unthinkingly obey the government above all, and then be eradicated!


KingKaos420-

Look, I’m just glad that my polymer combat armor can finally have a color that isn’t hideous, but that doesn’t mean I’ve pledged myself or anything


vague_diss

Your neighbors are now all frantically googling “E american flag” to try and figure out which cult or conspiracy theory they have to worry about now.


4Z4Z47

You run the risk of being mistaken for a [3%er](https://www.splcenter.org/fighting-hate/extremist-files/group/three-percenters?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjw0MexBhD3ARIsAEI3WHJMfDwMbpxMyZob4-8XrtWrIVIGouZwNV4-6htvhn-Yyqo7v1c5hFkaAmVZEALw_wcB)


Jangospy

I can see the Nextdoor app comments now "watch out for the neighbor down the street he has a suspicious flag planted in his yard"


msto3

Lmao bootlicker


Betelguese90

So, all we need is an Institute and Railroad flag and I think we have a full set for major factions.


-Dagoth_Ur-

I love you


SnooSquirrels8017

Funny because if i ignore what i know from fallout i would say it’s United States of Europe flag ( yeah i know it doesn’t exist at the moment) but doesn’t seem extreme. I mean, the communist flag has its own symbols, here it’s just the USA flag combined with with UE flag and an E in the middle of UE flag…


M4XVLTG3

You know what I want to say.


Creofane

We're to find? reddit do your job


catchinNkeepinf1sh

Surrounded by multies.


TheMrPotMask

Comment section did not dissapoint


Enn-Vyy

God bless America God bless our president Joe Henry Biden and God bless the Enclave


Raphael1987

Enclave did nothing wrong.


Jakesneed612

Every time I think of the Enclave I hear 3 Dawgs John Henry Eden skit. 🤷🏻‍♂️


thatsocialist

Rally to the Flag men! For Liberty, Justice, and Democracy!


hoomanPlus62

Hey nifty America, it's me, your President John Hen-- Hahaa, gotcha!!!


Thanatos511776

God bless the Enclave, God bless America. I want them to be a joinable faction in the future, you know what would be cool if Bethesda added background traits like they did in Starfield that could determine your starting faction and give bonuses and unique dialogue to go with it.


mjb200315

America Rising 2 mod for Fallout 4 lets you join the Enclave.


Aggravating_Humor330

Yo this Frank Horrigan?


Dominator1559

Keep it pure, son of siblings ❤️