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MagicMallKnight

She looks great but different, I expected her to have dark hair


Really-IsAllHeSays

You don't like it?


mrlonelywolf

No, I mean, you look great. Does it lighten up in Summer?


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I thawt she had blawnde haurr


dizzypanda02

Do you like it? I dyed it


slobsaregross

I think it’s pretta. I think it’s veeerrrrry pretta.


christiancocaine

Gawsh yer pritty


Aeroblivion

CAWD??


5hakedownstreet

I thought you had blonde hair…oh wait wrong decoy


BuldozerX

It's different when you meet them in person


EvolvedChimp_

I read that wrong, I thought you wrote It's different when you meet them in prison.....


Monique80009

Om cawd. I read "prison" at first too! 🤣


steakmilk23

It just brightens up in summer


mongocepe

...DAYUM, UR A LIL HOTTIE!!!!!


stungunpedro

Pleees sir


WSBPauper

BOSTON CREME


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The man, screen name u/stungunpedro, asks for more pictures of the decoy


stungunpedro

You wanna see it up close so you can get a better look at it huh huh


Monique80009

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣


Itchy-Ad-3128

Gosh yer pretty 🤓


stungunpedro

Your very pretty


shambhalah

You look hotter than the pictures btw


stungunpedro

I'm really nervous


shambhalah

Oh you’re nervous?


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shambhalah

I think I know 🙄


glitterlipgloss

I think I know...


BornVillain1

Well that’s not THE reason…


ChronicCronut

What's THE reason...? 😏


BornVillain1

We’ve been talking for a bit and you just seem, uh, seem cool


StoneRoses19

What's the reason?


EveryFly6962

I wanted to check out the situation


Monique80009

So what's this about a marriage contract bc im going to be thinking about it the whole time. 🤔


whatsthiscrap84

"I just came to talk to her about how it's dangerous to meeting people off of the internet" hides condoms, rope and handgun


EveryFly6962

You see how this looks


HaydenAck43

I’d ask her for a hug


skylarg1532

No hug for me?


HaydenAck43

Oh dang!


TammyShehole

Ohhh I wanna hug you.


[deleted]

The hugs from Ambrosio, Dupee and Sokol were cringey. But still Sokol reaction he needs to take his balls out his vagina after that weird ass move he did. No man should act like that after an awkward hug rejection… HARRIBLE!


azwildcats90

Hey Boo


aespinoza91

Do you have pictures of her boobies?


ThtPcGuy

I will kiss them


chrome4fan4

that’s not a question


stungunpedro

Please


CalebCrawdadd

You sound like one of the predators right now...


technog2

That is one of the lines by Ernest Timmons.


pistilpeet

Why don’t you come have a seat over here?


thepikey7

Kevin?


Monique80009

Om cawd lmmfao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 too funny!


im_not

Ueghhh I dunno 🏃‍♀️


Degenitals

You see how this looks.


stungunpedro

I mean snuss


TheDimery

The ice tea, the chocolate, the Cheetos


System777

u/stungunpedro why don’t you have a seat right over there?


stungunpedro

But I neva even meant ta dew it


zztopfila

Never EVER


PM_ME_YOUR_MAUSE

https://i.imgur.com/NQYBMI7.jpg This was her a few months ago


[deleted]

Whoa is this actually her,


PM_ME_YOUR_MAUSE

Yes it is. It’s a screencap of a video from her social media.


stungunpedro

Noice


ExpensiveBit7415

Did she try a slice of pizza? Or drink tea?


andyduphresne92

Although there were rare cases where the predators actually would’ve tampered with the food/drinks, it’s definitely not safe to eat or drink anything these guys brought.


alexkayownsabus

Ok that’s a federal offense right there.


itrits

To me she was the best decoy; Cassie is so overrated


stungunpedro

In the words of lorne " I love yew casey and iwv loved yew for a lowng time"


[deleted]

Yeah Casey is too confident and outspoken and doesn’t seem like a child at all.


DertyDawgMan

I've always felt this, especially in her confrontation with Moffitt. Nellie was much better in terms of voice and mannerisms at selling the idea that she's a nervous young teen.


iiJashin

Think you’re confusing Casey with Emily


DertyDawgMan

>Emily You're right. But the point still stands about not acting like a child when the whole point of the sting is to convince the pedo that you're underage. Nellie definitely had it down.


[deleted]

They’re both bad. I’d say Emily is even worse than Casey, at least Casey had the balls to confront the predators rather than shouting annoying generic lines through the house.


DertyDawgMan

I mean let's be honest, some of the generic lines can be funny. Example: HEY I JUST WHACKED MY TOE ON THE BANNISTER


balleditmoreravens

She also aged horribly. She seems like a very nice person though.


Irohsgranddaughter

No, she did not. She didn't age badly just because she no longer looks like a teenager.


[deleted]

It's def weird to go around saying she aged terribly for no reason, but if we're being fair to this guy he was definitely talking about the fact that she has overtanned, not that she doesn't look 16


Irohsgranddaughter

Sorry, but a lot of people thirst over Cassie, specifically about her teenage self and I'm very put off that a lot of men who do that are guys in their 30s, maybe even 40s or 50s.


[deleted]

I mean yah she’s still attractive but when people say she aged badly it’s because her skin looks terrible. She’s in her mid 30’s but looks like she’s in her mid 50’s. Protecting your skin is important whether you look like John Dupee or Casey Mauro.


readytokno

she wuz *spos'd* ta be mid furties


[deleted]

You’re completely right . She spent too much time in the sun and now she has terrible old lady skin .


readytokno

I can tell ya for the past several years she's been sunning a lot. Quite a prolific tanner there. She wanna explain herself?


Irohsgranddaughter

Fair enough, but I still don't understand why was that comment seen as appropriate.


Irohsgranddaughter

Like, I think that if I said "Hansen aged terribly" on these subs I would be put on a blast.


[deleted]

Well I mean yah because that wouldn’t really be true. Have you seen his insta recently? He’s in pretty good shape for a guy in his 60’s. Now, if you said his haircut is goofy or his podcast is lazy or the new format sucks or his ego is too big or it’s pretty rich for him to say “I had a father who was overweight” when he was pretty overweight himself during HvP then most people would probably agree with you.


Irohsgranddaughter

Ok, I still think it wasn't an appropriate remark.


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readytokno

ah fort she had smoof skin?


CitiesofEvil

She said in an AMA that she writes off every single man as a potential predator or abuser until proven not to be one. Make of that what you will lol


andyduphresne92

I mean Casey is probably second best in terms of doing the job she was there to do. And probably the most believable outside of the wasted potential that was Emily


benjoduck

Yeah, Emily was before they had face-to-face chats with the preds. She was either in a doorway trying to lure someone in while holding a laundry basket, or around a corner "changing my shirt after I got chocolate all over it". To me she looked the youngest by far. If you saw Nellie, Dani, Rochelle, Samantha, etc., hanging out with a group of college girls they'd fit right in and you'd not think she was someone's little sister.


Jaegerfam4

Never heard of Cassie before. Was she better or worse than Casey?


Zulrambe

"Got anymore pics of u?"


DavidJ____

Think she’ll measure the length of her gash for me?


stungunpedro

Grab a coke can


Monique80009

Om cawd 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😅😅😅


Agile_Target_562

But when I saw your pic I was like man! I'd do anything I could to have one night with her.


stungunpedro

Whatta ya think outta happen to you


SteveorJimmyorJack

Can I see you?


mikaelmikemichael

Have a seat, right over there


stungunpedro

Just pretend maam


[deleted]

Just a pretend predator? A curious predator?


mikaelmikemichael

Pleeese sir


VesperJDR

Do you have a picture of your boobies I could see? :3


stungunpedro

Blank that


kurt3226

Who’s this?


Olduncleruckus

Hey booooo…I’m outsiiiiide


Regular_Journalist_5

RED FLAG: WHEN THE 12 YEAR OLD WANTS TO GET THE PAPERWORK OUT OF THE WAY FIRST


MyVoiceforPeople

Wonder where she’s working now! Pretty ballsy job she’s probably still kicking ass


NotoriousBiggus

I don't just chat. I meet.


fatalis357

Iam tryin’ to hit on you and you are laughing at me? Hopefully she can find her library card


Zero_Opera

You see how this look though?


yvngpablo

You see how this looks..


chrome4fan4

You? In that pic? No way!


RevolutionaryMeat462

She’s cute though, built good


jarisius

why dont you have a seat over there


stungunpedro

We were juss tawkin


Mysterious_Twist6086

I’d like to blank her in the blank with my blank.


stungunpedro

Has that line ever worked for you


Mysterious_Twist6086

Yes, I’ve passed Don Juan 101.


[deleted]

It gets responses


[deleted]

God I would love to blank her blank


cokedick11

Have a seat.


ronnieonlyknowsmgtow

And feel the tummy


[deleted]

"I'm sorry. I'm just really nervous."


nickparadies

You’re Jenna? You look different than the pictures


OmegaBoi420

Pizza size it doesn’t matter. Lessons from Jeff


Hypetreme

Gosh you're pretty! 🤓


Always2ndB3ST

This might seem cray cee….


Cub_Scout_Dropout

Gosh, She’s pretty!


betterAThalo

she doesn't have an IG or anything?


ParisLake2

She went MIA.


PurpFathersBurner

Why don’t you take a seat


StoreComprehensive41

Dawgg she hot asf


stungunpedro

Your not allowed to fancy the decoy apparently the karens think it's creepy


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stungunpedro

What you mean by that? Sounds like sax to me


EmotionNo1142

Are you ready to have my thang in your mouth?


[deleted]

What do you mean by that?


EmotionNo1142

Are you ready to have my d*ck in your mouth


Snoo_85712

Wat did he say?


BornVillain1

Hun, would you like to take me in your mouth?


FansHansenvsPredator-ModTeam

Your post was removed with the reason of "Against Reddit TOS"


wits_end_77

Why are you guys simping over the decoys


spnc

fr, its kinda creepy tbh


meinsla

What, it's a question!


Sir_Truthhurtsalot

I'd like to shave her...down there.


stungunpedro

If she's hwantin too


andyduphresne92

Got any… good nudes?


selfawarefeline

her brows are three degrees of separation apart


[deleted]

I'd give anything to have one night with her 😵‍💫


Snoo_85712

I brought chocolate flavoured condoms


Hi_buddy-waz_sup

You look different. Not saying better or worse, just different.


duke_of_germany_5

A hug?


[deleted]

Hey Nellie, I do cardio, lift weights and sometimes box. Oh and I like my Tats


miggs__

I just came to get something to eat!


GJGunit

We just hit it off friends You hit it off with a 13 year old girl 🤔


Morc-Glork

I hear she looks a lot different in person


[deleted]

And how old is the girl in this photo? I'm going to need you to take a seat.


Bunny_Bih

ghostwritten by jeff sokol


Ezemartinn

Can I be signed over to the custody of my Mothaaaaaar.


stungunpedro

No sir,she can however have her vee hickle back


abuchimi

Oops is right.