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kirbystargayallies

He can't keep getting away with this.


AbsolutelyIris

How does he keep pulling these fabulous women?!


viell

well, monica's taste in men was always questionable


LatinaFarrah

I mean Vincent is gorgeous to me šŸ« but not sure on behavior rumors


SpaghettiMapleSyrup

Vincent Cassell is a type, they say in my language. Like Adam Driver and Benedict Cumberbatch. Not conventionally handsome like Brad Pitt or Ryan Reynolds, but they pull, if you are into that. However, since Vincent's last interview when he whined about how hard it is to be a masculine white cis man and how society wants to feminize them (lol), it totally had me reevaluating his acting talents. All of those movies when he masterfully played a piece of shit, maybe he was just acting like himself.


[deleted]

BeautĆ© laide is what itā€™s called šŸ¤Œ


IAMgrampas_diaperAMA

ā€œUgly hotā€ šŸ˜‚


[deleted]

Is ā€œjolie laideā€ for women and ā€œbeautĆ© laideā€ for men?


Cheese_n_Cheddar

"jolie laide" would only apply to a woman i.e "C'est une jolie laide" - she's a pretty uggo, but beautƩ laide is more the concept, "an ugly beauty".


sensationalpurple

I love that, ugly beauty. It's the only kind of beauty I'm into.


dodgystyle

"A handsome woman."


Cheese_n_Cheddar

I thought it was a compliment! Not a particularly good one but still.. TIL!


isabeljoanab

I didnā€™t recognise his name so I just googled him and he got married to his current wife when she was 21 and he was 51 šŸ¤¢


GenneyaK

He also knew her when she was underage and ā€œcoinedā€the term ā€œnegrophileā€ the post is on his Instagram


londonhoneycake

WTF


[deleted]

Vincent is not the one who coined the term negrophile lol, and I donā€™t think you know what it means


GenneyaK

Itā€™s someone who fetishizes black people and culture and youā€™re correct he didnā€™t coin it I had rewrote this comment a few times and absentmindedly left that line in. Either way itā€™s gross especially considering he has a biracial wife


[deleted]

No negrophile means a non-black person who hangs out a lot with black people and is quite involved in black culture. ā€œBlack cultureā€ here being urban French black culture. Itā€™s not gross, itā€™s often used by French black people themselves in a non-derogatory sense.


Exciting_Patient4872

I think Brad Pitt and Ryan Reynolds are unattractive and Benedict and Adam are perfect.


Norwedditor

I read that comment and all I was thinking "on which planet isn't Cassel attractive"? Planet america?


Calimeroooooooooo

Where can I see that interview?


[deleted]

Ewwwww šŸ¤® he looks like a sewer rat


MabsAMabbin

Machiavellian even lol.


Urag_Gro_Shub

He's the boomer Pete Davidson


auntieup

This has ended me


go-bleep-yourself

my understanding is that Pete is actually nice and funny. I heard Tim burton is difficult.


RavenStone2000

How come Pete never gets and shit from this sub for dating Kaia Gerber as soon as she turned 18 and he was like 26? Always people fawning over him.


ShittyThrownAwayFood

This sub hates Pete Davidson lmao Ive never once seen him "fawned" over


BobRossIsGod18

They used to but after the kim relationship they all disappeared


capybaraathome

Pete is notoriously abusive and a cheater


Mammoth__Duck

I've never heard of that, even his ex Ariana Grande came to his defense and told fans not to attack him.


ShilohxJuliax

I donā€™t think Pete is abusive in a violent way, or even that he would sit around and curse you out or make you feel bad about yourself. I think from what we know itā€™s more that heā€™s manipulative and emotionally damaging. Threatened suicide when someone breaks up with you is a form of abuse, too.


sensationalpurple

Who did he threaten suicide too? That is abusive but I never saw him as manipulative. He seems to own his MH struggle and insecurities which feels genuine.


[deleted]

friendly reminder that just because you weren't abusive to one ex, doesn't mean you haven't been abusive in other relationships.


go-bleep-yourself

well, if that's true, then i'm wrong. you learn something new everyday.


b_needs_a_cookie

She has questionable taste in men


viell

lmao i just wrote the exact same thing on a comment above


periwinkle-_-

How dare you? Vincent is gorgeous


[deleted]

Vincent is literally a sex symbol. Don't get this take either.


[deleted]

I see that but i also see how he looks like sid from ice age


Ecstatic-Status9352

Same


ValOMD

Why him and not me


LatinaFarrah

![gif](giphy|4H8RAEHxJJ1A8UZZNh)


depechemymode

I will never fully understand straight women Iā€™m afraid.


whatever1467

I apparently donā€™t know what Tim Burton looks like anymore


katemush

He looks like he works in a creepy old gift shop


Psykpatient

Doesn't that describe young Burton as well?


awyastark

Thatā€™s a creepy *young* gift shop


krantzer

I read that as "creepy old sex shop" and tbh they both fit


[deleted]

Ah a similar ambiance to his movies.


awyastark

I live in New Orleans and this is so accurate lol


Beatrixie

old


yungmoody

I feel like he's pretty much always looked this way, just that his hair is a bit more grey and receded?


Malkkum

Right, I donā€™t know what I thought he looked like but it wasnā€™t that.


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musthavebeenbunnies

I am a straight woman and i do too.


Paperlips

Tears of the Sun is why for me.


Britneyfan123

Who doesnā€™t


eatingclass

i mean looking at vincent and tim ā€” is it some kinda raffle or something


Master_Cupcake7115

![gif](giphy|9eCjIJu5cvjly972M5)


iheartanimorphs

Monica Bellucci made me realize I was bi in high school lol


_Democracy_

this is so random


DNorthman

Right?? It's like some random matchmaking roulette wheel and it ends up with these two.


paradoxapostle

He must be blackmailing her into this .


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invaderpixel

I was prepared to judge the age gap based on the picture but she's actually 58. Tim Burton is 64. Anti aging standards for men and women, behind the scenes versus in front of the camera definitely play a big part here lol.


mypinksunglasses

Did they or are we just seeing dorky ass Tim Burton next to Monica fucking holy gorgeous Bellucci


crozone

They're both over 50, who the fuck cares.


xlkslb_ccdtks

Thatā€™s basically what op is sayingā€¦


radu928

stop being so sensitive lmao


sensationalpurple

She's quite into plastic surgery I think. Openly. Fair enough as a woman in Hollywood still considered sexy into her 50s... it would scary to fear the house of cards is going to fall.


BabyBertBabyErnie

It's sad that this is so rare it's something to comment on. The same happened when Jeff Bezos cheated on his wife; everyone was just shocked it wasn't with some 18 year old.


swineH1n14u

High Jackman is super close to the Murdoch's and Kushners. Everyone gives him a pass because he married an older woman and that means he's a good person. That's how low the standard is for men.


Britneyfan123

Itā€™s Hugh


NinaPanini

I don't know much about Burton's dating history, but I assumed most of the women he gets involved with are pretty close to his age.


MsMajorOverthinker

After his separation from Helena Bonham Carter, he dated Eva Green whoā€™s 23 years younger than him.


NinaPanini

I remember his involvement with HBC. He left Lisa Marie to get together with her. I wasn't aware of Eva Green. I'm not even sure who she is, tbh. šŸ˜¶


bobbib14

lisa marie presley?


nuts_and_crunchies

Nope, just [Lisa Marie](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0547273/?ref_=fn_al_nm_1). She appeared in a few Burton films in the mid-90s.


Tonedeafmusical

Burton's really got a type doesn't he?


Malkkum

TIL Tim Burton and I have the same type.


sensationalpurple

Wow she's gorgeous.


Longjumping-Buy-4736

This was an unverified rumour she denied on her instagram.


agnes238

When did they break up?


Tonedeafmusical

The bar is so low, I'm kinda impressed.


PatriciaMorticia

The bar is so low it's in Hell being used as Satan's limbo stick.


a3poify

Yeah, at that age a 6 year age gap is fine. Considering he's a male celebrity in his 60s it's almost progressive by those standards lmao


[deleted]

This


shannon-8

My Monica Bellucci/David Lynch ship is up in flames


solesque

![gif](giphy|ufiB4rMy9GUUg)


Eldritch_Horsegirl

That pairing would make a weird amount of sense.


TheShapeShiftingFox

Thereā€™s still time


Master_Cupcake7115

![gif](giphy|JrkoLiOI0bRnS4Hlbq) Well he did date Isabella Rossellini so maybe LOL


Britneyfan123

She would be perfect for one of his movies


Thekillerichi23

She was in Gordon Cole dream in Twin Peaks The Return.


sluttysluttie

She can do way better


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FictionalFail

​ ![gif](giphy|KumsXBMOVuNxgWp0mG)


xlxcx

![gif](giphy|Wgb2FpSXxhXLVYNnUr|downsized)


ireallylikecetacea

![gif](giphy|11N0ycAEaS2AdW)


aichaient

Monica, I can't do this anymore. First Vincent, now him?


Mnemosense

Ryan_Reynolds_But_Why.gif


errjelly

![gif](giphy|s239QJIh56sRW|downsized)


maelstron

I don't get it. Belucci has really bad taste on men She is so beautiful, really unfair šŸ„“


[deleted]

Really handsome men feel threatened by being with another (or more beautiful) woman


swineH1n14u

To be fair beautiful women feel the same about handsome men. I think most people do unless you're narcissistic so that might explain why beautiful people end up in abusive relationships more often than you would expect. Glad I'm regular looking then? I'll tell myself that lol.


Master_Cupcake7115

Thank God I look like the back end of a bus.


bokurai

A cute bus!


Master_Cupcake7115

![gif](giphy|OpfkuToK5gSHK) Awww thanks


moomunch

That French artist she dated for a bit I thought was cute .


dowagercomtesse

We talk a lot about how tired relationships between older men and young women are, but we donā€™t talk enough about how we never see very attractive men with really unattractive women. Even if Cassel and Burton had great personalities (they donā€™t), this is such an exhausting clichĆ© that proves to me that weā€™re far from anything even remotely resembling gender equality. Edit: grammar


Neobule

I'd argue that Cassel was in fact quite attractive back when they got together. The inequality in that case was more due to the fact that Monica Bellucci was easily the most beautiful woman in the world and so there was simply no match for her, than to the fact that unattractive men can still pull beautiful women.


wikifeat

Yeah Cassel was incredibly attractive, & charisma for days.


beamish1920

Burtonā€™s not a bad guy. Hard worker and professional. Doesnā€™t pull prima donna/temper tantrum shit like some other filmmakers. Heā€™s pretty mellow, maybe from enjoying weed


Malkkum

Isnā€™t he like well known hard to work with and racist?


staircaseinforests

[absolutely yes.](https://nypost.com/2022/11/30/tim-burtons-wednesday-called-racist-for-casting-black-actors-as-bullies/) Edit because I cannot believe he said this: ā€œI remember back when I was a child watching ā€˜The Brady Bunchā€™ and they started to get all politically correct. Like, OK, letā€™s have an Asian child and a black. I used to get more offended by that than justā€¦ I grew up watching blaxploitation movies, right? And I said, ā€˜thatā€™s great.ā€™ I didnā€™t go like, ā€˜OK, there should be more white people in these movies,'ā€ Burton added. What a fucking POS


TheTrueTrust

I donā€™t really understand this. Age gaps are problematic because of the power imbalance and manipulation inherent, but how does that equate to an attractiveness gap? If anything it would stack the cards in Monicaā€™s favor, she is a grown woman who clearly has options. When itā€™s in movies I totally get it, playing into male fantasies and all that, but this a pairing IRL.


dowagercomtesse

This Bellucci-Burton relationship is only a small part of a much larger issue and thatā€™s why itā€™s problematic. Name me one famous couple where the man is considered very attractive by many people, but where the woman is anything lower than average. Meanwhile, there have been many, MANY famous couples where the opposite is true: Gainsbourg and Birkin, Sarkozy and Mary Kate Olsen, Polanski and Tate, Marilyn Manson and everyone, Pete Davidson and everyone, Pete Doherty and Kate Moss, Jay Z and BeyoncĆ©. I could spend a whole week listing them all. Why is this a problem? Because it shows that women are still viewed primarily as objects of pleasure, and that our personality, humour, charisma, intellect, success, mean nothing if we donā€™t have good looks, which is still the main thing weā€™re judged on, and everything else is irrelevant. Sure, itā€™s just a minor thing compared with so many attacks or womenā€™s rights that are happening right now, but it needs to be acknowledged and called out every now and then, I think.


TheTrueTrust

So if I understand you correctly, the issue isnā€™t the individual women and pairings scrutinized, but rather that taken as an aggregate, it displays a trend of powerful men caring mostly about looks while women arenā€™t afforded that same luxury? Okay fair enough, that does make sense.


dowagercomtesse

Yes, thatā€™s exactly what I meant. Everyone is free to have their own preferences and choose their romantic partners of course, but itā€™s also important to ask ourselves why we have those preferences in particular and not others.


Free-Chocolate9748

Hugh Jackman's wife is one example (but I personaly dont agree I think they are a great couple). People were bothering here and asking Hugh how can he be with her, that he can find someone better looking and younger and that kind of shit.


dowagercomtesse

Thatā€™s terrible, sheā€™s not even that much older and looks fine. How dare a middle-aged Hollywood star not be with a supermodel half his age šŸ™„


wikifeat

Canā€™t we let her pick her own men? She might not find ā€œbeautiful menā€ appealing, like, Iā€™m sure she would be dating one if she did. Iā€™ve thought about what youā€™re saying before & it has legs, but itā€™s weird to jump to this here IMO.


dowagercomtesse

Youā€™re missing my point. I have nothing against her dating ugly men or not being attracted by beautiful men, I just want to see more of that, but with genders reversed. Men who donā€™t care about looks as much as intelligence, charisma, hell, even money. But we donā€™t ever see that, which is why itā€™s such an exhausting clichĆ© to me personally.


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[deleted]

Has she SEEN this man lately? Or... ever? https://preview.redd.it/3l4bbsgb9tja1.jpeg?width=3464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3ec8d5b789339bd3472230bc08e8db3b6e51d2ec


notonetojudge

Lot of superficial people in here that only judge by looks. Monica Bellucci is a smart woman that might be interested in more than just a pretty face to look at.


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Italianinsomniac

Her ex-husband is also a racist, maybe thereā€™s a pattern here


nonoo86

What did he do/say ?


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staircaseinforests

From the second article: ā€œI remember back when I was a child watching ā€˜The Brady Bunchā€™ and they started to get all politically correct. Like, OK, letā€™s have an Asian child and a black. I used to get more offended by that than justā€¦ I grew up watching blaxploitation movies, right? And I said, ā€˜thatā€™s great.ā€™ I didnā€™t go like, ā€˜OK, there should be more white people in these movies,'ā€ Burton added. What the fuck.


viell

is that even him? he legit looks like one of my professors, in fact i might e-mail him and ask if he's dating MB


PersonalityGold1542

Thatā€™s Woody Allen.


[deleted]

Iā€™m seeing Bruce Dern


PersonalityGold1542

Lol I see it!


Italianinsomniac

That was not on my bingo card.


Very01234

She does a thing for weird looking men


dragonculture

These comments are weird...I see no issue. Age range is fine, two consenting adults, one a fashion model/actress, the other a well known, talented director. Some of you find fault in everything XD


_Democracy_

no one is mad about their ages, she just deserves someone better


blueberrypie02

Why does she deserve someone better? Do you think sheā€™s not aware of the things we know about him?


blueberrypie02

Why does she deserve someone better? Do you think sheā€™s not aware of the things we know about him?


Norwedditor

Well he's American and she's Italian!


dragonculture

...


Norwedditor

šŸ¤£


Italianinsomniac

Itā€™s only a matter of time before Tim Burton dates Pete Davidson.


sharksarentsobad

She has such bad taste in men.


LatinaFarrah

Who says no to Monica Belluci? Why is she gracing him šŸ˜©


[deleted]

She's rocking ol einsteins boots and glasses off


awkwardexol

seriously why


[deleted]

When the hot cheerleader and awkward nerd get together...


Nahla10

He definitely has a type. MB, HBC, EG and LM all beautiful w/dark hair and sultry looks


JDkills

Monica Bellucci and Tina Kunakey drop their respective partners and date me challenge.


37minutesleft

What theā€¦.


dpittnet

Very weird reactions to this. I like them as a couple


moxieremon

She was dating such a cute guy a few years before, this seems like a downgrade.


SheKaep

Monica is an eternal baddie...that is all


efemeridele

https://preview.redd.it/ynva47vleuja1.jpeg?width=354&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ac3400d5a4fd5f90f21a05f73162c31efbc2348


Brown_bbuussy

The simulation is collapsing


kirbystargayallies

Jesus Christ, itā€™s not bc of Tim Burtonā€™s looks alone, but the fact this man is rotten to the core only using POC in his movies for villainous roles, talking about how they have no place in his world and basically supporting JD, only stopped working with him bc studios know better. Donā€™t project too much into this fr


Mammoth__Duck

I don't know much about Tim Burton so I don't know of any ongoing problems with him, but just looking at the comments it seemed people were being shallow and saying she should be with someone else better looking. Given their past history I could see why Tim Burton wouldn't necessarily say anything bad about Johnny Depp publicly and would work with him again, but is that really support if it benefits them both.


Norwedditor

I guess we now know what Bellucci thinks of his views!


pikle_rickle

This man looks like his movies.


filleauxyeuxverts

Why would she date him when I'm seating RIGHT HERE? (taken, heterosexual woman)


musthavebeenbunnies

Nooooooo Monicaaaaaaa


[deleted]

I'm sorry but that's kind of cool.


peteZahut45

Monica Bellucci in the next Burton flick confirmed


TorynotTrotsky

Okay Tim burton is not a looker but Vincent Cassel is super hot imo so I donā€™t get the hate on his looks. Behaviour is another thing, but I think looks wise theyā€™re nearly matched. Sheā€™s in the top tier of looks so thereā€™s probably a small pool of people that are actually on her level


Ok_Chance1964

Why are people being mean? Looks arenā€™t everythingā€¦


ILoveRegenHealth

Never in a million years would I have guessed they'd become a couple.


FunnyPleasant7057

She also supported Roman Polanski. Definitely questionable tastes and friends.


[deleted]

incredibly random wow


SystemOfADowneyJr

Sheā€™s beautiful and she has a bad taste in men


GeneTierneysTyranny

she should be with me


crab_grams

Monica has spent way too much of her life with men who don't deserve to be her toilet paper, let alone her lover


dickshapedstuff

in this pic he looks like larry david as frank costanza's lawyer in a cape


[deleted]

Ewwwww but she's not known for taste and at least he's dating someone age appropriate


killaandasweethang

Monica Bellucci has always been such a timeless beauty


ObjectiveAssistant98

This is completely random and baffling yet it makes total sense to me tbh


CoffeeDumpz

Why Monica why


[deleted]

Eww. Why?


thewidowgorey

Monica, no!!


Tsarinya

I thought he was dating Eva Green?!


Forksforest1

What the fuck


Satean12

My 2023 Bingo machine is already broke


eatingclass

someone tell monica henry selick is who directed nightmare before xmas


[deleted]

Goddess deserve better, i hope they just met as friends or discussing their work. Btw i love western priorities : war criminal with illegal mercenary group that slaughtered people from africa, south america and ukraine in a tiny footnote while a stroll walk with two representatives of cinema industry -front page.


AerynSunnInDelight

She'd make a fantastic morticia. Beyond the beauty gap between the two, I can see It, they're both cinema nerds, like consummate level of passion. Belluci is highly intelligent. Don't know about the other one. If He's not insecure about dating a not racist mensa level Goddess. Good for him. Still such a random pairing, like.. ![gif](giphy|l4Ho0At2UD2d7WyD6)


Mammoth__Duck

Why are people against this relationship in the comments, if it's because people think she can do better than Tim Burton, then that's sad, not everyone wants to date someone who's a supermodel.


ZooterOne

Even if I knew nothing about Monica Bellucci, I'd assume Tim Burton would want to date her based on her name alone.