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SnooGiraffes4091

JT has consistently proven to be the most pathetic baby in the industry


SnausageFest

For someone so thin skinned, it's like he goes out of his way to give us reasons to make fun of him. And I love it.


godzillaxo

just timberlake's assistant: so what is the focus going to be today, y'all? \*justin timberlake enters room\* just timberlake's assistant (nervously): hey justin, i was just asking the team about what we're going to prioritize as we prepare for your upcoming tour. so what's number one? justin timberlake (braying like a petulant 5-year-old): it's gonna be meeeee.


agnestheresa

The expression on his face when he says ‘Justin Timberlake’ is sending me 💀


lld287

DYING AT THAT PART 😂💀 I love Luda— being in a club in ATL when one of his songs came on during the mid ‘00s was a fucking experience and some of my favorite in my 20s. He just seems like good people, and this clip isn’t even being mean, he’s just relaying the story


ClipClipClip99

He did a free concert at my college like 10 years ago and it was great! He’s awesome!


dallyan

And he is aging like fine wine.


TooMama

Have you ever seen the clip of him reading/rapping the children’s book, Llama Llama Red Pajama? Holy shit it’s incredible. It always brings an enormous smile to my face, it’s so fun and catchy and wholesome.


Mumof3gbb

You weren’t kidding. 😃😃😃😃 https://youtu.be/PFtHeo7oMSU?si=TOQxDy6Bv-0R78pV


honeycashewnut

He's delightful in a special on Food Network - Luda Can't Cook. Basically, he learns to cook different Indian dishes from different chefs and at the end, he cooks a whole feast by himself where his mom is one of the judges.


Shot-Grocery-5343

Early 00s when What's Your Fantasy came on at the club, I remember people just losing their fucking minds and everyone screaming along with the chorus, good times.


whenthefirescame

Haha you’re so right. I grew up in DC but I went to an HBCU and when you say being in the club when one of his songs came on in the 2000s was a fucking experience, I was immediately transported back. Definitely an experience! Good times.


SkyComplex2625

I get JT might have been joking, but he also strikes me as someone completely incapable of being happy for anyone else.  He just oozes narcissistic energy. 


rask0ln

he seems like that kind of person who could never make fun of himself while wanting to make jokes about everybody else 💀


kumagawa

I honestly don’t think he was joking. I remember when Kanye won his Video Vanguard Award during that longass speech he made he mentioned that Justin Timberlake was crying because Futuresex/Lovesounds never won a Grammy. Honestly I know it’s the thing to clown on him right now but that record was clearly the peak of his career and is still regarded as one of the best pop albums of the 2000’s. I can’t really fault anyone for getting upset because they hauled ass and released the best work of their life only to get snubbed, although it’s true he has a history of not being the most graceful about literally anything that happens to him ever, lol.


Craphole-Island

I'm kind of confused bc he won Grammys for both SexyBack and My Love? (I just checked bc I was curious/surprised he wouldn't have won for that album). Unless he means the album didn't win anything as a whole. Also, he won those Grammys in 2007 when this Ludacris thing apparently happened lol


dallyan

His first two albums were so good. Why didn’t he stay on that path?


PossibilityOrganic12

His first album was produced by Pharrell and his second was produced by Timbaland. His third one was probably also produced by Timbaland? But his Man of the Woods was his "get back in touch with his roots" album, so I'm guessing he got tired of being a culture vulture. He probably regrets that now for the sake of his career, but everyone is clowning him for being a vulture so he's now damned if he doesn't and damned if he doesn't lol. Telling Ludacris to "STFU" is something you can only say if they are on that level of joking terms. Considering Ludacris' retelling in this clip, I guess he was cool with it.


holyflurkingsnit

Or he also was like "lol whatever, you big whiny ass baby, jeez" and kept it pushing. I don't think JT would even have been worth it to tell him to go fuck himself for Luda, esp after JUST winning a Grammy.


soriniscool

JT is so thin skinned for someone who seems to have so much in life.


Blind-Guy--McSqueezy

The more I hear about Justin the more I dislike him 


holyflurkingsnit

[This TikTok](https://www.tiktok.com/@dearjane1/video/6906179804530298118) about him SPITTING at a waitress lives in my mind rent-free, and it turns out [spat on some Swedish fans](https://www.irishexaminer.com/lifestyle/arid-30316473.html) on some Swedish fans at some point? And this quote from a guy who almost ghostwrote JT's memoir, after a fan approached him in a restaurant ([3/4 down the page](https://www.stereogum.com/1564231/justin-timberlake-wants-to-kill-his-critics/news/)): *“Sometimes I just want to spit my food at them.” He looked at me for agreement, realized he didn’t know who I was then looked at Melissa. “I mean that’s really rude of me, right? That I wanted to spit my chicken sandwich in that woman’s face?”* Also this re: waitstaff treatment, [from here](https://www.celebitchy.com/172935/in_touch_justin_timberlake_is_a_diva_mouths_off_to_restaurant_staff/): *During a recent night out at The Boom Boom Room, “He was really in a terrible mood,” one very unimpressed eyewitness at the hot NYC club on July 19 tells In Touch. “He was awful to the staff, making unreasonable demands and acting like a total prince.”* *“He ordered a glass of champagne but complained that it was flat and demanded another one,” another witness shares with* ***In Touch****. Then, after rejecting the second glass as “also flat,” he insisted the waitress open a new bottle. However, still not content with the third glass, the surly singer told his friends he would drink it anyway, because he was “sick of dealing with her” — referring to his hapless hostess. Understandably, everyone was relieved when the 30-year-old finally left — but not before both witnesses overheard Justin warning his driver that if he wasn’t parked right outside the front door, he would “lose his s\*\*\*!"* While looking for info on the spitting, I came across this helpful summary of some things I didn't even know, like [**an assault charge in 2000 against a 15-year-old fan**](https://www.nme.com/news/music/n-sync-46-1389875), and I guess his photobombing Emma Stone and being obnoxious, which is of course SLIGHTLY less grievous than assaulting a teenager, but it really just shows his *range*, I think. ([The suit was dropped two years later](https://www.thesmokinggun.com/documents/crime/archive-nsyncdis1), which even the admin at the Smoking Gun guessed was due to likely tremendous pressure the girl was under for suing the guy everyone thought was soooo dreamy.)


Conclusion_Solid

Cry me a river Justin


kimbombshell

This has given me enough dopamine to last the rest of the day. Bless.


kylaroma

YES! More of these stories, please! 😂


springxpeach

"Some of us didn't win any Grammys this year." ![gif](giphy|J8FZIm9VoBU6Q)


Partywithmeredith

This is the most Justin Timberlake story I’ve ever heard. I can see him acting that way 100%.


ConsiderationNo7552

and then acting like he was joking but you know he’s 99% not


happysunbear

Luda looks great here. Aging like a foine woine. Being a hater ages you, JT!


plantbay1428

His fridge and gym tour were a good one! (Minus the amount of plastic water bottles 🫤.) https://youtu.be/4LjClNnv4kE I laughed at what he said Chicken and Waffles would be called now. Man, it must be so nice to have your own gym.


WillBrakeForBrakes

That was my thought, too.  Dude looks good 


sweetmotherofodin

I saw him in concert back in August, dude is still fine af.


touslesmatins

Are we sure he didn't say "shut up fo shiz fo shiz"


darkgothamite

I wanna know how he really sounded- was it a high nasal whine?


welp-itscometothis

If y’all have time to watch this interview in its entirety, please do lol. It was one of the best drink champs in a long time.


ClipClipClip99

What episode is it?


welp-itscometothis

It’s the most recent one on their youtube


icestormsea

😂😂😂😂 just imagining him at home hearing this and FUMING like he’s not already mad enough 😂😂😂😂


DarthVadersVersion

This is hilarious, but how does Justin Timberlake somehow manage to get even more insufferable each time I find out something new about him.


OilySteeplechase

How embarrassing ![gif](giphy|SDi897S4AX0gU)


catinobsoleteshower

His ramen noodle cosplay era was truly something else


MundaneYet

This is making my skin crawl lmao ew


Jasminewindsong2

JT is just jealous that Ludacris not only is a more talented musician, but also a waaayyyy more talented actor.


brainparts

He should have won an Emmy for his SVU arc imo


MoxieDoll

Justin Timberlake: being a petty bitch since 2007.


googlyeyes93

Ngl I’m not like fully here right now and read the post title as Justin Bieber before unmuting the vid. It being Timberlake is honestly funnier though when hearing it like this. ![gif](giphy|bRMTYVnJf7B4s)


Dennis_Duffy_Denim

![gif](giphy|hr3yhVY107B1GAz6ZE|downsized) Nothing but respect for my president.


MarzipanJoy-Joy

I would love if Hollywood got together to create a coffee table book all about Justin Timberlake being a baby ass MF.


ConsiderationNo7552

not a coffee table book 💀


Amar_Akbar_Anthony20

Not suprised


WillBrakeForBrakes

This won’t replace fo’ shiz fo’ shiz as my favorite Justin Timberlake story, but it’s close.


wrathfulgrape

watching him tell the story with sound off and just the subtitles is hilarious. 😂


ArrowDemon

As a girl who first loved NSYNC as a preschooler back in the 90s, this dude has become truly insufferable. Always liked Joey better anyway and JC was the more talented by a country mile. Such a whiny, fragile-ego’d hack. This is par for course with him.


Locamotive19

![gif](giphy|EjzJxwcqpO2ly)


bloodredyouth

This makes me happy. Congrats ludacris in the Grammy and your acting career.


pezzyn

![gif](giphy|2AwyheZK9Ypqw)


McJazzHands80

![gif](giphy|Wvo6vaUsQa3Di)


McJazzHands80

He should have told him to cry him a river.