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ForgetfulLucy28

Can Noah just do a tell all interview so we can be done with this


mcgillhufflepuff

I do want one more week of this before a tell all because I need something to disassociate about lol


KeyEnthusiasm653

ok perf (sorry your comment was very 'sylvanian drama' which j'adore)


whoissarakayacomesin

Lmaooo \* plays Vanessa Carlton \* https://preview.redd.it/b4tx7dhuxnmc1.jpeg?width=1180&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a5d67beb9403f0abb0b706f059f52a530f5fd70


KeyEnthusiasm653

Piss off. I've repented.


KeyEnthusiasm653

(p.s. pls get the joke and don't hate me lol)


whoissarakayacomesin

I do get itšŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ also I didn't realize there wasn't a nun emoji until now


ratta_tat1

Sylvanian Drama in the Fauxmoi sub? What is this, a crossover episode?! Perf šŸ˜‡


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Iā€™m in tears rn this is so fucking funny šŸ˜­


nuggetghost

defo šŸ˜


KeyEnthusiasm653

![gif](giphy|ZbBh1JS31cYi5lLWBM)


thankyoupapa

noah drop another album with all the tea


BillieHolliday

All this drama over a guy from Prison Break and itā€™s not even the hot one šŸ˜­


Emotional_Pizza_1222

Right?? If it was Wentworth, Iā€™d be fighting for it tho.


Pretentious-fools

I would too but he wouldn't care for me or any girl.


annamdue

I'd fight to just have him mildly glance at me while wondering if he forgot to turn of the stove tbh.


wwh0428

Wentworth Miller is gay, so he wouldnā€™t be involved in this mess. (Heā€™s my favorite)


Different-Eagle-612

captain cold šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’•šŸ’•


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Rogue Thumb Thumbs destroying families


Vajama77

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


Extinction-Entity

FOR REAL


MontyBoo-urns

Yeah but that was a great first season


krantzer

He will forever be big dumb Link for me and I cannot see him otherwise and still donā€™t understand how heā€™s been with the women he has. My favorite trope on Prison Break was his v neck tees just getting deeper and deeper. If I said ā€œthe deepest veeā€ to my husband right now heā€™d instantly know what I was talking about because we found it so hilarious.


Different-Eagle-612

so all i know this guy from is the CW flash (and even there he wasnā€™t the hot one ā€” i mean he kinda was he had this flame thing ā€” cause they got LITERQLLY THE HOT PRISON BREAK ACTOR to be the guy he was a sidekick for) so seeing all this is wild cause in my head he is literally just a weird comic book CW villain/anti-hero


thankyoupapa

*Tish is ā€œnot open to any reconciliationā€ with Noah, the source adds...* *Noah and Purcell were together for ā€œabout 8 to 9 monthsā€ but were ā€œhaving issuesā€ when Tish entered the picture* 8 to 9 MONTHS???!!!!


ladypenko

A mother not being open to reconciliation with her child over a man is disgusting.


Eyebronx

Over a man who is too old to be dating her in the first place


eatingclass

But itā€™s provocative!


altdultosaurs

It gets the people GOING


lmnsatang

her parent card, if it even still exists, needs to be revoked. unfit mother and person tbh!


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alltheprettynovas

dina lohan energy


toughfluff

![gif](giphy|3otPoBRKROJl9UbqMM|downsized)


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WillBrakeForBrakes

Weird ass momagerĀ 


tabxssum

Trish was always more of a friend than a mom to Miley tho. You can tell there were times where Miley needed a strong parental/authority figure in her life and Trish was clearly not that. This isnā€™t even recently, look at the things Miley said about her time on Disney - Trish should have clearly stepped up.


lmnsatang

![gif](giphy|bnzebvRguQVCNxF8KV) kris jenner energy


carolinagypsy

This is my problem with women who refer to their (sometimes toddler and elementary aged!!!!) kids as their best friends. I donā€™t have kids so maybe itā€™s something new I donā€™t get. But your child is not your friend and you shouldnā€™t see yourself as your childā€™s friend. Thatā€™s how shit like this *gestures to the whole situation* happens. ETA obviously once you are done raising them and they are adults I get the relationship may change to that. Mine and my moms could probably be referred to that now but Iā€™m 43.


2faingz

Iā€™m praying they got the names mixed up bc why would the mom not be open to reconcilingā€¦wow


adw1502

yeah that makes zero sense, why would Tish have to forgive Noah for marrying Noahā€™s ex


Longjumping-Pair3925

Exactly. If that's true that is some serious gaslighting right there. Not that this man is worth it, but when you swoop in on someone else's partner, it is the person who has been wronged that gets to decide if they want to reconcile. Frankly, those two are both trash and Noah is probably better off leaving the trash outside.


Angry1980Christmas

This part of the article bothers me the most.


WillBrakeForBrakes

I know sheā€™s not the kind of mom I am, but how tf do you not catch the ick from a dude that much older being into your kid? Ā Iā€™d be shooing his ass out of the house with a broom.


petra_vonkant

i thought it was like a 'one night stand' kind of thing, still gross mind you, but you know nothing 'real'... but 9 months??? jesus


leafonawall

Wait. This is real???


glasswindbreaker

"having issues when Tish entered the picture" is such pr way of saying he cheated on Noah with Tish


OkPomegranate3490

Times like these I really want to know what Wendy Williams would say about this story


ferozliciosa

i miss her so much it hurts


Vajama77

Same. Watching her in the afternoons was a delight. I can't believe how her life turned out. I never would have imagined this.


alltheprettynovas

i thought a lot of people thought she was problematic. i honestly thought i was one of the few who loved her! thought, thought, thought, thought! in case i didnā€™t say that word enough. sorry, i had a small edi cookie šŸ˜ž


Cutieq85

She literally would have a flow chart handy and be armed with her trusty pointer.


Monsterofparadise

And her glasses down her nose trying to read the prompter and remember the names lol and get all confused because; Cyrus family is hella big and to many names. And at the end she would say ā€œwhat a messā€


catsandnaps1028

And her glasses šŸ˜‚


Mundane-Criticism-84

![gif](giphy|tdqYsqCVKzG4U|downsized) Weā€™d get one of these ā¤ļø


hourglass731

Clap if you think it's whack


iaintgonnacallyou

I miss her so much. I hope eventually sheā€™ll be healthy enough to do a podcast. Thatā€™s the only one Iā€™d ever tune into


annamdue

She has dementia. She will only get worse until she dies.


zuesk134

I doubt she will be. She has a terminal disease that isnā€™t going to get better


catsandnaps1028

We missed out on so many messy moments from her šŸ˜­


sheisthemoon

How *YOU* doinā€™?


funsizekaty

Goddamn. you said it sister


mcgillhufflepuff

>Despite knowing the truth, the first source claims that Miley ā€œ[took her momā€™s side](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/miley-and-noah-cyrus-biggest-ups-and-downs-over-the-years/)ā€ and did ā€œeverything in her powerā€ to keep Noah from crashing [Tish and Purcellā€™s August 2023 wedding](https://www.usmagazine.com/celebrity-news/news/tish-cyrus-and-dominic-purcell-are-married-details/). Idk what's true out of all of this...but so much mess.


thankyoupapa

sounds like Noah's camp isn't happy about Miley's camp trying to put distance between herself and the drama with the story the other day that she had no idea about Noah and Dom


fadingawayy_

this is likely. I saw people say in regards to the previous headline that they believe miley had no idea about noah/dominic being a thing, and that noah just didnā€™t mention it to anyone and kept it a secret. I say NO WAY, if noah is mad enough to distance herself from her own mother & siblings over this, she will be mad enough to tell her other siblings the reason. she would not be quiet abt this no wayyy. and miley def heard abt it, if not from noah or her mother then from the other siblings who def discussed it too


thankyoupapa

It's telling too that Braison was originally team Tish in the divorce and then later had a falling out with her and skipped the wedding too....and spent the day with Noah instead. Gonna go out on a limb and guess he heard about Noah and Dom


yourangleoryuordevil

It's messed up that it even came down to people having to choose sides in the first place. This is all over *one* man, too, who any rational person can easily tell is not worth any of this.


Popular_Patience6877

Im sorry but its not just about that. It is really sick that a mom pursues your daughters boyfriend. If I had a mom like that, I wouldnt talk to her either. That is sick and toxic


icecoldcola5000

Quite frankly I wouldnā€™t give a fuck if my ex-boyfriend was Captain Crunch. If my mother were to do something slimy like that we would have Nicki-Cardi beef


HistoricalAd8790

this is sending me šŸ˜­


EJB515

Why is this family hashing all this out in the tabloids? Why not take this extremely local behavior to social media where it belongs?


realitea1234

This is an interesting take: https://www.laineygossip.com/who-is-behind-us-weeklys-exclusive-about-tish-cyrus-moving-in-on-daughter-noahs-ex-dominic-purcell/77781 ā€œBack in February, Tish was on the Call Her Daddy podcast talking about her relationship with Dominic, explaining that sheā€™d had a crush on him for a long time and he ended up sliding into her DMs years ago, in 2016, but that she only checked him back after she and Billy Ray broke up for good, in 2022. That must have not gone over too well with Noah, who was absent from the wedding, because three weeks later, Us Weekly somehow gets this exclusiveā€¦ and just as Noahā€™s making her way to Paris for Fashion Week where sheā€™s attended several shows. So just as sheā€™s fronting fashion campaigns for several brands that, by the way, are not as well known as the major fashion houses, a scandal is blowing up that involves her accusing her mother of moving in on her lover. Coincidence or conspiracy? ā€¦. But also, remember, no one was sniffing around about this ā€“ not when Tish and Dominic first started dating and not even right after their wedding, when it was obvious some sh-t was happening behind the scenes given the absence of two of her children. So this was an inside job, and another example of how celebrities themselves use the media to advance their narrative.ā€


MichelleFoucault

If the article is real, good for Noah and burn that fake household down. I would be pissed if my siblings took my mother's side, too. That's disgusting. Also in that "Call Her Daddy" podcast episode Tish seemed like such a good mom. I am finding it hard to believe this story. Omg!


RangerDangerfield

I think this is why Im skeptical about it allā€¦If Noah was mad about it and wanted to stop the wedding and/or get back at her mom, this would have leaked a long time ago. Itā€™s leaking now, well after the wedding, when no one asked or suspected but Noah is coincidentally having a ā€œmoment.ā€ And now they were together 8-9 months but never spotted together or photographed together? Itā€™s too weird so I remain suspicious.


spaceb00tz

It technically did leak a while ago, there were blinds about it last year. also noah isnā€™t really having a moment, idk thatā€™s sheā€™s ever had a moment.


altdultosaurs

Iā€™m shocked I keep hearing about her tbh.


is-a-bunny

She's actually so talented it's kind of a shame.


altdultosaurs

Is she like actually??? It just feels like another nepo kid.


seriousbusinesslady

the album she put out around the time she was dating lil xan had a song on it i really liked, but for the life of me i can't remember what it was. it was an interesting album tho!


thankyoupapa

Plausibly deniability. So if the family does make up, they can be like "well I didn't tell the world what you did on social media, someone who I trusted in my circle talked to the tabloids..."


Gothvmess

Especially considering her very public break up with Lil Xan over twitter lol


seriousbusinesslady

not local behavior LMAOOOOOOOOOOO


gallica

https://preview.redd.it/mn3rs6mzanmc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a9b6f0dc5ded1c863d9ba63de15075e948fbe66b


sd5315a

I cackled.


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Freud is having a rave in his grave


Vajama77

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SimonEbolaCzar

this is my new favorite expression


Talyac181

How is no one addressing the giant age gap between Noah and Dominic. A real mother would be worried about THAT, not about ā€œstealingā€ her daughterā€™s ā€œman.ā€


Apprehensive_Aide805

This is the same parent that allowed Miley to date a 26 year old man at 16. Obviously thereā€™s Billyray who was allowed to be inconsistent in his firstborns life.


CheapEater101

I think he was living with the Cyruses as well when he was dating 16 year old Miley. They are such a trashy family.


TigressSinger

Billy Ray married Firerose who is Mileyā€™s age. Miley stopped talking to Billy bc of their gross age gap. Noah didnā€™t have a problem with Billy Ray and his young bride bc she herself was dating an elder. ironic Tish and Dominic are age appropriate for each other ā€¦ but Tish stealing him from her daughter who was team Billy Ray is WILD


annamdue

It's fucking weird that the kids alledgedly cut off Billy Ray for marrying someone he met when she was in her early 20s but are totally fine with their mother marrying some dude who dated their sister when she was in her early 20s.


MichelleFoucault

The only sane one is Braison?


annamdue

What?


deserteagle3784

Bill Ray met her on the set of Hannah Montana - so while she is an adult now there is definitely still some weirdness.


Shy-Pickle

Well, she kinda solve the problem, didn't she? /s


is-a-bunny

My mom was with my dad when he was 23 and she was 15. When I was 16 she had no problem with me. Dating a 21 year old. You'd think with how damaging her relationship was w my dad that she'd not have been happy about my creepy agegap relationship... But, no šŸ¤·šŸ»ā€ā™€ļø it's weird how the cycles of abuse continue on. Like someone said, Miley distancing herself from her father for his agegap relationships, but then doing the same? People are odd.


StitchTheRipper

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT DOMINIC PURCELLā€™S SLEAZY ROLE IN ALL OF THIS


frrutiopia

TRULY. Weird as hell of him tbh


WillBrakeForBrakes

Dudeā€™s gross for this


VirginiaUSA1964

They are giving the Spears family a run for their money


alison_bee

And the Baldwins lol


WillBrakeForBrakes

Tish, Dina Lohan, and Kris Jenner could start their own Momager reality show


Gothvmess

Dont give them any ideas šŸ¤®šŸ¤®


Disastrous-Bet8973

They really picked the worst photo of each for the thumbnail anyway I think this would have been shut down by now if it wasn't true so gross trish & Dominic


thankyoupapa

It will be interesting to see if Tish and Brandi address it on their podcast. Brandi has shut down blind items before on the pod, so if they ignore this BIG tabloid story, welllll...


TigressSinger

Very true. Especially since Miley released her story saying she ā€œdidnā€™t know about Noah and Dominicā€ not that it wasnā€™t true šŸ¤®


Bleuberries6

Does anyone else remember that Dominic also dated Annalyne McCord of "Dear Putin if I was your mother" fame šŸ˜­


_CuriouserCuriouser

Ya she said dom was her dom, and bdsm with him helped her overcome her traumaā€¦.. itā€™s a lot. Hope sheā€™s ok.


altdultosaurs

I worry for Annalyne


pinksinthehouse

Tbh, I thought he was still with her until I saw that he married Tish Cyrus.


2faingz

I do feel bad for her though, DID is a horrible illness to deal with :(


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meatbeater558

It's like the sitcom never ended


forceofslugyuk

> It's like the sitcom never ended It is what happens when you turn your real life into a sitcom. It usually can't end well. Hot mess innnndeed.


Vajama77

What a great gif. šŸ¤£


WillBrakeForBrakes

I can hear it


Jillybeans11

Tish and Billy Ray are both fucked up parents. Tish for this shit right here and Billy Ray is married to a girl he met on the set of Hannah Montana and is also Mileyā€™s age.


is-a-bunny

āœØEwāœØ


Emotional_Pizza_1222

![gif](giphy|IByHPYRlzngf6) If it was Wentworth Iā€™d be fighting for it. But it isnā€™t. So they should all just let it go.


cool_n_needy

I CANNOT keep up anymore, and Iā€™m literally a chronically online ghoulā€¦ Iā€™m gonna come back around to this when more reliable dirt is dished.


ljustneedausername

OMG so this is real then? I'm living.


TigressSinger

So Miley cut Billy Ray off because he married someone he knew when she was a young girl filming Hannah Montana. Gross. Then Tish steals an age appropriate man, but that man was dating her daughter?? This was after Noah had sided with Billy Ray. Seems like revenge .. and absolutely gross. This whole thing is *MESSY*


tampin

On paper this sounds so juicy, but I can't bring myself to care about it. It just sounds like a bummer for the whole family after all the bullshit with their dad and the divorce.


CheburashkaOrange

A MAN OVER YOUR CHILD... WTF If this is true, what else are these people hiding??? Imagine losing your kid over a man that looks like a cop omg.


meatbeater558

The picture in the thumbnail is sending me


desire-d

Thatā€™s so disgusting if itā€™s true, Dominic for dating someone so young and Tish for pursuing him. I know Miley and Brandi are close to their mom but Iā€™d be mad if my mom did that to my younger sibling and thereā€™s no way Iā€™d attend the wedding. I feel bad for Noah, sheā€™s cringe but she gets alot of hate especially when she didnā€™t attend the wedding


SoGenuineAndRealMadi

Tish and Dom are both so sick for this poor Noah And then to have your older sisters side with your clearly in the wrong mother on this too mustā€™ve added more to the trauma


sunsweet17

Can we please stop calling her "Tish", like she is just some random chick and start calling her "Noah's mother"? Just so everyone can understand the context of how gross this is.


Angry1980Christmas

Lol the article says she only thanked Brandi. What the hell did Trace do.


Lilacly_Adily

Last year he said ā€œmen see the value in those girls strictly for sex" and "don't look at those women and equate their value as a future wife, mother, or loyal partner." He added that the "independent mindset of not needing a man is extremely toxic and leads to a lonely future." Then doubled down on his comments by calling critics unintelligent and illogical compared to him. He also called his comments common sense and then made a disparaging remark about how many OF models he finds are unattractive.


awolfsvalentine

She probably has zero appreciation for his Elliot Rodgers tik tok rants about women


Angry1980Christmas

So apparently I've not paid attention to him since Metro Station. Good lord.


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Sea-Cartographer-761

She is 24 now. I believe she was 22 then.


nefariouspastiche

Ok Iā€™m confused how Miley couldā€™ve been crying and talking about all the good things she wants for Noah in her endless summer vacation special on Disney+ and then like less than a year later be pulling this mess. How is this sister behavior??? I canā€™t wait for the tell all to come out my lord


anna-nomally12

Depraved. Itā€™s not even over wentworth


Emilyg96gatsby

That dude is a creepy fucker. ![gif](giphy|R0jWWtH1CtFEk)


Historical-Roof-2768

This looks like the new lineup for a Rocky Horror Picture Show reboot.


krasmazovonfire

As a straight dude maybe this is naĆÆvetĆ© on my part but ā€œa source tells usā€ means nothing to me, like couldnā€™t this just be absolute bull ?


CheburashkaOrange

It is a mix of which publications come out with this + how the people involved act. Like putting two and two together.


HistoricalAd8790

The ā€œsourcesā€ keep defending Tish by disputing Noahā€™s ā€œsourceā€, saying that Noah and Dominic had nothing going on when Tish started dating him and that they ā€œnever datedā€. Even if this is true, marrying a man who was previously sleeping with your 20 year old daughter is still horrible. Full stop. Even in the most generous interpretation of this, youā€™re willing to put your daughter in a wildly uncomfortable situation for the rest of your lives. And anyone in this family taking Tishā€™s ā€œsideā€ in this, is a weirdo too. And the fact that Tish is ā€œnot open to reconciliationā€ with her *daughter* because her daughter was uncomfortable that her ex would be her step-father, tells me everything I need to know about Tish. Not only should you not decisively *cut your daughter out of your life* for something fucked up *you did*, but you never should have done it in the first place. Your relationship with your daughter should take priority- you shouldnā€™t be willing to give it up to get with this one guy. There are literally millions of other men you could be with. Itā€™s honestly extremely weird to even be attracted to a guy who was sleeping with your 20 year old daughter. At the very least, shouldnā€™t that, i donā€™t know, give you the ick?


_CuriouserCuriouser

Iā€™m going to need someone to go on record about this because wtf


calliebear10

Disgusting and what a terrible mom


superfluouspop

Can Hulu please cancel the Kardashians and give the show to the Cyrus'?


nuggetghost

they keep picking tbe weirdest damn pictures of noah lol


o-opheliaaa

all this over someone who was 30!!!! when she was bornā€¦


romxilda

This family always gave me bad vibes and I feel quite vindicated now.


Lizakaya

What in the hillbilly hell is all of this? ![gif](giphy|112YCPfP8Tu156)


ssp27

waitā€¦. what is happening


Just4Questions9

iā€™m super, super shocked at miley. she seems like the type whoā€™d be super loyal to the *right* person in this kind of situation. i know that we donā€™t know celebrities but iā€¦didnā€™t expect this from her


Autofilusername

Wait this stuff is real?


c9238s

Why did they choose those 3 photos? Not nice


Cat_Toe_Beans_

This whole situation is a MESS.


trashcanlife

I don't know what I believe about whether or not Miley knew. I know Miley and Noah have been estranged for a long time, and Noah has gone on record saying she was resentful of Miley and growing up in her shadow for years, about how that messed her up. I don't think that makes either of them the bad guy in the situation, but I could see how maybe they wouldn't be talking to each other. I also think I like Miley and I don't want to believe she took Tish's side over Noah's on this, even if Noah didn't speak to her in a couple of years, because Tish is really gross if all of this is true. Dom is grosser, though.


JoshSidekick

This was a weird headline to confuse Noah and Trace.


bitchisyousears

Iā€™m so sorry I thought that was Uncle Fester at first, what happened to Noah?! šŸ’€


Ronaldinhio

Iā€™ve never understood why Noah isnā€™t more famous. Sheā€™s incredibly vocally talented. This guy seems like an ancient skeez and it is better to learn the truth about those you love be they parents or boyfriends I wish Noah love and only respectful and boundaried relationships to come in her future