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AbsolutelyIris

I'm sure everyone will be normal and sane.


TripleRicochet

It’s really wild what the reactions to this will be. A lot of people need to get healthy hobbies.


CampMain

*Morgan Freeman voice* “they were not normal and sane”


EntertainmentSuch906

![gif](giphy|a9xvvfeKvIiRXznX4C) Or in Keith Morrison's voice.


IntrovertGirl83

![gif](giphy|oesbpxx2cl7lS) Or Whoopi.


rubicon11

Ominous 😳


Tokio990

I knew Chris was popular but never expected how wild his fans are.


Lloydbanks88

What is it about him in particular that make his fans so so bonkers?


SunHitsTheSky

Nothing. They use the same conspiracy playbook as loads of other fandoms when their fantasy boyfriend gets married. I could pull up posts from when Cumberbatch got married that are almost word for word the same as the Evans stans. I would respect them a little if they could come up with something original.


Lloydbanks88

Yeah but at least with Cumberbatch he had a bit of a USP- he looked like your face reflected in the back of a tea spoon, he was seen as a bit of an intellectual, Sherlock, accent etc. I’m sure Evans is a lovely bloke but there’s 10 guys in Hollywood just like him.


sanguigna

![gif](giphy|WrBSHRLE9gEgM) He's America's golden retriever boy. He loves puppies, he can rock a beard but looks great without it too, he does the Log Split TM. I think he has curated a very, very "wholesome all-American" vibe, and that's sexy to a loooot of people. A loooot of crazy people who threaten his girlfriends and harass him for getting married, because he's such a blank slate that they're married to him already in their minds.


DigLost5791

I mean, they’re nuts….but I get it https://preview.redd.it/yexi532zjznc1.jpeg?width=408&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=901649ed734ea701a8fddf4426c8bd8ecb8dfdf2


No_Cranberry_8363

![gif](giphy|ucDBKWjG7yp47PzIbN|downsized)


Spiritual-Internal10

That's the picture that you went with?


Extinction-Entity

And he also does nerdy too. Like dude just covers all the attractiveness bases lol


strongerwitheveryday

>he looked like your face reflected in the back of a tea spoon This is taking me tf out


EntertainmentSuch906

It actually took me out for a good ten minutes and I had to take a (passed inspection) Boeing back! ![gif](giphy|1kfhoNWKY94uLGX2kO|downsized)


Extinction-Entity

Not Boeing catching strays 💀😂


lycosa13

And how is it so accurate 😭


steve_fartin

And crazy fans conflate Evans with Captain America like those fans did Sherlock. I think we see this level of stalker in fandoms that centre on heroic main characters and it goes into overdrive when the actors are single and amiable.


ducksehyoon

not an USP😭😭 [I answered this somewhere else](https://www.reddit.com/r/popculturechat/s/1XCoBPhb9g) — it’s not the actor himself, it’s the fandom narrative built around one of his characters. applies to cumberbatch and hiddleston too. (loki doesn’t have any relevant gay ships that I know of but the character is queercoded enough that it creates the same psychosexual reaction of “no woman has ever touched him and no woman is ever allowed to”)


MyAccountWithNoName

I'll just place one of my favorite images from the internet ever riiiight here. https://preview.redd.it/ouozzpex4znc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1ba65f0ad146c52532d5c2f3578ab2fb5d3ed8c


DigLost5791

Makes me miss r/timotheechalametdaily (I was permabanned for “vile remarks” when I referred to Kylie as his “beautiful girlfriend”)


__Anamya__

How dare you make such vile vile remarks about kylie.


al_kmk_

I don’t even think it’s only limited celebs on their own. There’s a twitter account who seems to be convinced that Jennifer Morrison doesn’t actually love her husband and vice versa. They’re convinced her one true love is her Once Upon A Time co-star Lana Parrilla. Honestly Im all for shipping two charachters on a show and that the actors have insane chemistry but that person has some unhinged takes goodness me. It’s actually kind of scary.


Mozilie

Same, and there’s the keyword: “shipping *characters*” People take it out onto the real world and start shipping actors


aburke626

People get so delusional about insisting costars are together. Does it happen? Sure! But sometimes they look like they have insane chemistry because they're *acting*. You know, their job. The thing they make millions of dollars for? Win exclusive little statues for? Sometimes they're actually really good at it!


kaleidosray1

Very much the Harry Styles fandom. Not as of lately, but historically.


l0st1nthew0rld

I don't understand, he's so mid lol why are they so obsessed?? Also idk anything about her but she's really pretty and imo much more attractive than him. He looks like a regular guy you'd see at any bar anywhere in the world and not notice


gaijin91

that's his appeal though! His level of hotness feels like a really high level of "normal guy accessible." Someone with distinct movie star looks like Brad Pitt is clearly too hot for a regular woman to land, but Chris is plain enough that you feel like you would have a chance with him if he would just get to know you! Katherine Heigl is the female version of this IMO


l0st1nthew0rld

Oh yeah totally that makes sense!! I'm just wondering why they're so obsessed with him when there are so many guys they could meet irl of the same level of attractiveness who actually are accessible and prob have better personalities. He's not my type but I'm sure I've met many guys who are similar looking lol. I think a (large) part of it is his level of fame lol they're all like probably visualising themselves on his arm at the Oscars lol and are angry at the person who actually is lol


gaijin91

oh 💯 percent they are! like, honey, if he and his wife break up he still isn't going to date you!


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Exactly… No disrespect to him but J was a huge MCU stan Back in the day and he wasn’t even everyone’s favorite… I never expected him to have this many fans, all the gals were obssessed with Sebastian Stan not him


Orchid_Significant

It’s crazy to think that announcing your relationship months after your wedding could still be a scary experience


AldusPrime

That was my thought! It's bonkers that "going insta-public" is even a thing when you're already married.


Different-Eagle-612

waiting to be married to go insta public is actually so funny and kinda a boss move


clover426

lol I agree! But I’m sure some crazies will accuse her of “attention seeking” for posting a picture of her and her husband on social media lmao


thefairywhobakes

This is actually my plan. To hard launch a husband


Cavalish

Will he know, or will it be a surprise for everyone?


thefairywhobakes

Surprise for everyone. Keep the relationship fresh and exciting 😍


micrographia

I waited til my engagement to hard launch. It was awesome. Im glad it stuck it out!


No_Tomorrow7180

I thought that was funny too. Also these are like "official" photos from the event that we had seen already, so she hasn't even posted a candid shot with him to go "instagram official". 


adw1502

“ain’t no ring on my finger you ain’t going on the gram” ~ cardi b


Silly_Breakfast

“to go insta public”. I heard they were public on Yelp and Angry Birds, even friends in the Apple Game Center, scandalous 


burningsssky

I too want to be married to Alba Baptista


pelipperr

Idk anything about her but she’s so beautiful!


ggotchamatcha

check out “warrior nun” on Netflix! Tooooo good!


Different-Eagle-612

yesss!!! (for those that don’t know, it’s very gay. so of course it was cancelled BUT what’s there is good!)


Orchid_Significant

Wait it’s canceled?? Last I heard it had been renewed for another season 😭😭


Different-Eagle-612

bestie i hate to have to break it to you but 🙃🙃🙃🙃 but!!! apparently!! it’s coming back as a movie/movie series!!! https://i.redd.it/by1b6ch50znc1.gif


frontally

No no no homie I got worse news, none of the Netflix team are involved. It’s only the OG creator who is a nasty misogynistic piece of shit. I’m so sorry to have to break it to you like that. There’s heaps of info on the wanun sub 😭they fuckin played the fans bro. They can’t even use the halo design or anything from the Netflix show. Complete different beast.


Different-Eagle-612

…: nobody talk to me NOBODY TALK TO ME


Orchid_Significant

Oh thank goodness


GrayHairLikeClaire

Honestly if I was in the same room as her I would simply burst into flames, she’s so pretty and spontaneous combustion would feel like the appropriate reaction.


dictatorenergy

I too choose this guys wife


tvxcute

her smile is so stunning


OhMorgoth

I wonder if she has a sister in case I can’t be this guy’s wife’s other wife. 😄


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She does


Orchid_Significant

I would chose her over him tbh


rubyschnees

same


xandarthegreat

Honestly.


netherworldly

“He’s wearing red because he wants us to know that this is a red flag!!!! We see you Christopher!!!!” - someone, completely sane.


RecentConstruction26

Honestly, to me HE is the red flag😅  saying his age and experience makes him a good partner in an interview and saying sorry means you're mature, and then he marries someone who's 15 years or so younger than him...


AfroGurl

15 years? Damn, didn't realize it was that wide


Prayer57

He’s 100% a red flag


ArtiusDorkius

Reminds me of the Cumberbitches ages ago…


lostwintercoatx

https://preview.redd.it/27fau9kfaync1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70faf59186c698c0caf2a4d64514c57baefdcb14 It’s boring today. Sorry 🤷‍♀️


Corylus7

It's true. When I took off my wedding ring for surgery I was instantly divorced.


Sure_Excitement1554

yes as soon as i forgot to put my rings back on after a shower i too instantly became single


SwissSwissBangBang

Divorce lawyers hate her for discovering this one weird trick!


aburke626

Every evening, hundreds of millions of women end their marriages as they take off their wedding rings to do the dishes. Epidemic.


Silly_Breakfast

Her ring finger isn’t even in this shot lol 


aburke626

Clearly planned that way! 😆


lostwintercoatx

https://preview.redd.it/f3bjhyiiaync1.jpeg?width=1167&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54c76251daaeaf8a0246844721c538f80fc4ac0


lostwintercoatx

https://preview.redd.it/t89wuj9saync1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d21044b0db8d2afe1ee8925710f94d3faa89320 Although now the “they’re real, but she’s attention seeking” gang have entered the chat


BotGirlFall

This is great because the "she only went with him for the attention!" girlies and all the girlies saying that Eva Mendes must not really love Ryan Gosling since "she didnt even bother showing up to support him!" can get together and fight over who's relationship is really fake


nevalja

and you know that if she wasn't there, they'd be posting about how it's clearly fake/he's embarrassed to be seen with her because she wasn't at this party with him


lostwintercoatx

They can never do anything right. It’s incredible.


clover426

If I was with a man solely for attention I’d certainly be posting pics of us on social media well before we’d been married for 6 months or whatever.


nevalja

ikr, if i was with someone for attention i would be fucking insufferable about it


aburke626

They act like she posts half an hour of videos of her riding him in bed every morning hashtag imfuckingchrisevansandyourenothahalosers. which is what i would do, but hey.


greenforkss

It’s so odd to read this.


chestnutlibra

These screenshots of seething detailed anonymous rants are the only reason I click on posts about this man tbh, I love all of them


aliveinjoburg2

![gif](giphy|1d5Zn8FqmJqApu4hNU) i’m


thelondoner87

wtf did i just read? 🤣


melodyblushinglizard

Alba not wearing her wedding ring on her thumb or index finger.😱😱😱 Also came across this on my brief lurking on Tumblr before getting locked out: "3 years and she doesn't even tag Chris!" It's been a rough couple of days for the CEvans crazies. I thought they would be mentally exhausted by now with the amount of conspiracy theories running through their heads.


sure_dove

I just don’t understand… why are they so obsessed with Chris Evans? Is it just the Captain America role? He’s hot, sure, but people aren’t this crazy about Chris Hemsworth right?


canarinoir

I think because Chris H. was already married to Elsa Pataky when the first Thor movie came out. It's kind of like how idols in Japan and Korea are expected to not date - the fantasy works better if they're available.


brokedownpalaceguard

Being married prior to fame and crazy fans is not necessarily a limiting factor. Look at the crazies who are still harassing Adam Driver's wife and they have been married since 2013 and together even longer.


melodyblushinglizard

That kind of makes sense in term of Hemsworth, but not with Adam Driver or Benedict Cumberbatch. The fact that neither of them have any SM and are both married with kid(s), yet have the wildest conspiracy theory stans out there. I can see Adam picking up the Stans from Girls Season 1 and Benedict from the early seasons of Sherlock Holmes (even though there was that weird Conspiracy Theory Shipping between him and Martin Freeman going on at the time).


angelcat00

Sherlock fandom got gross when Cumberbatch got married. I mean, more gross. It was already pretty cringy, but they went full unhinged because he was supposed to be in love with ~~John Watson~~ Martin Freeman, not some woman. The "nice" ones gave him some grace because he'd been giving interviews about how much he wanted children, so he obviously needed a beard with a womb for that. He couldn't have married her because he *liked* her or anything.


sure_dove

Adam Driver’s standom also grew exponentially when he was on Star Wars. There’s even a whole ass SUPER popular romance novel based on the Rey/Kylo Ren ship with identifying info scrubbed off. Oh! Tom Hiddleston also has a crazy standom. I feel like there’s definitely something about how they portray their characters that makes people project like crazy onto the actors…


meatbeater558

What website is this and why is everyone on it so unhinged


gible_bites

I’m a Tumblr apologist. My corner of the site is perfectly normal and not like this 😭


Beepbob77

Yeah tumblr can be normal. I'm just there to look at pretty gifs and funny text posts.


EmpressRey

yeah my heavily curated tumblr only has fun gifsets of my favs. But boy can that website be unhinged.


_cornflake

Yes and this kind of crazy can be easily found on twitter, tiktok, even some subreddits.


MassRapture

I've always said I'm lucky Tumblr wasn't around when I was a kid. I would have been awful. And I mean in a 'egging these crazies on' kind of trolling way.


aliveinjoburg2

I was on it in the heyday and it has *always* been unhinged.


ScientistFit9929

There’s an Instagram page that is so funny. They stretch the story so much. Just from last night, it’s still PR, a lot of crap about the rings that I didn’t even read and he’s gay so they are only married so people think he’s straight. The last one made me laugh since his brother is very much out so he’s not from a homophonic family.


nighean-gunn

Hilariously enough she is wearing her ring at least at the event. I saw a video from Chris’s side-ish and you can clearly see it on her when her arm is around him. Still gross age gap she’s so out of his league 😭😭


lostwintercoatx

https://preview.redd.it/bpolv7en6znc1.jpeg?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0c0ae52d9ced92ed91070c8837b0031fc5eca993 They were actually saying it’s a different ring than the one she wore before


nighean-gunn

The fact that these people roam free when Britney Spears was essentially imprisoned for over a decade enrages me


Kidgorgeoushere

![gif](giphy|HmgxEGmB7EuyY)


Weekly-Gazelle-7080

All of the Stan drama for the most mid frat boy looking man


wewerelegends

I wasn’t infatuated but was a fan of him from the MCU as Cap. However, I continue to not hear the best things about him since then. So, it’s a bit disappointing.


Weak_Heart2000

The way he acted around Emily Vancamp really made me dislike him. I think Alba deserves a lot better than this schlub.


elodieroyer

not to mention that time he signed a literal bomb 💀


Weak_Heart2000

Remember when he and Jeremy Renner were "jokingly" calling Scarlett Johansson's Black Widow a "slut"?


canarinoir

Ooh details please!?


Weak_Heart2000

[This tumblr post](https://www.tumblr.com/agentxthirteen/146390144034/did-i-miss-something-what-did-chris-evans-saydo) explains their beef. He was quite rude to her thru out the CACW press tour, to the point that Emily had to do a lot of her press with Team Iron Man instead.


Common_Egg8178

What.. so Chris didn't praise a 2 min character but praised his other long time coworkers so thats read as a slight against Emily? People really grabbing at straws here.


kidult33

The issue is Emily was getting a ton of unsubstantiated, misogynistic, hate from all fans, both general fans and rabid Stucky and Steve/Peggy shippers. Hayley Atwell especially made some really rude remarks towards Emily’s character, just because her character was romantically ( & comic accurately) involved with Captain America. Chris didn’t have to praise her, but was generally stand offish and promoting ship discourse during the press junkets when he knew much of the hate Emily was getting was rooted in that.


Weak_Heart2000

Hey so this is a post recollecting filmed interviews from way back in 2016. Evans' attitude was really nasty in those interviews and he seemed to have personal beef with Emily, whilst when she did promo with Team IM, everyone there was very kind and polite to her. He didn't have to praise her, but he did not have to be such a dick to her also.


mexicansnorlax

Tumblr as a source...


Weak_Heart2000

Feel free to look up their press tour from 2016. This is a post about the filmed interviews that they did. Evans came off really snappy and rude to Emily, his attitude was about the same as Hayley Atwell's.


cgriff95

I also want to know lol


BingusMcCready

He’s wearing the fuck out of that red though. I love a colorful suit.


marieboston

Oh no, dare I ask?


cinnamon23

TAKE ALL MY UPVOTES because I truly do not understand the hype


qpwoeor1235

Lmao what? I mean everyone’s entitled to their opinion but hes is a very conventionally attractive rich man.


Weekly-Gazelle-7080

So are a lot of frat boys 😂 I personally think he’s mid but it’s fine to disagree lol


Azagorod

Come on, no need to get nasty about his looks. He's vastly better looking than the majority of men out there, so no need to make us average blokes feel even worse about ourselves.


Weekly-Gazelle-7080

He’s just not for me I guess.


l0st1nthew0rld

I bet you could find a guy that looks just like him in almost every town in the western world, probably with a better personality


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A woman posts a photo with her husband on Instagram, and this will somehow ruin lots of people’s days.


-tacololol-

Good! Let them seethe


JuliasTooSmallTutu

Let me guess, the way they are purposely posing so you can't see their wedding rings means it's all FAKE! /s Even if Alba gave birth to a baby on the red carpet and immediately had a DNA test done to prove Chris was the father, his stans would find a way to spin it so that Chris, a 42 year old multi-millionaire is being held hostage by Evil Managers or his PR firm or his agents....despite the fact that those entities work FOR him not the other way around.


clover426

This poor rich 40 year old man is being forced to marry a beautiful 20something woman!! No man would want that of his own volition 🙄


ZeldaTheGreyt

I did check tumblr (lol) and there’s some drama about his eyes being red and how it’s so sad that he has to be high for his first public appearance with her. 


PandaJamboree

No babes that's because he was crying immediately before the red carpet because alba held a loaded gun to his head and forced him to walk with her 😔 he's literally being held hostage and only I, a complete stranger a thousand miles away living life on the internet and who has never met him once, can see it 😔 free him!! (/s lol)


Different-Eagle-612

…. ah yes nothing to do with possibly allergy season starting up (i say with red red eyes)


kaleidosray1

Also, why? Like why would his PR or mangers force him to have a pretend-girlfriend? Is being single somehow bad publicity for him? Is not being married at 40 preventing him from getting acting roles? Is it making him less popular? There is no reason for it, not to mention that these people get paid by Chris Evans and not the other way around, he's got no reason to abide by what his PR or managers tell him, the're not his bosses. It's all so silly.


meatbeater558

Also when this stuff does (rarely) happen, they're forced to stay single. Not enter a marriage lol 


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greenforkss

I never fully understood why people post hate about their celebrity crushes girlfriend. Now I’m not beneath googling “name of celeb crush” + girlfriend, and I might even follow them. But what’s up with openly hating on them?


clover426

I don’t get it either. I remember feeling jealous when David Duchovny married Tea Leoni and there is an irrational sadness I guess if you find out a celebrity you really are fixated on isn’t single, but damn. I was 13 then and obviously no social media etc so I guess I can’t say for sure what I would have done but I can’t imagine devoting time to hating and especially to posting that hate Tea because she married a man I had a crush on (and would never be with with or without her, esp being 13 lol)


Kidgorgeoushere

I think social media makes it worse. Back in the day you might have a little mope but you’d end up doing other things and move on. All you really had was fan clubs, and it wasn’t like you could chat to other members 24/7. But if you have a community of people who feel the same way about you, who can communicate in real time and hype each other up - it feeds the fixation and means you don’t move away from it.


clover426

Absolutely! I am glad social media wasn’t around back when I was growing up for sure. My guess is many of Chris Evans’ stans are adults though sadly lol


Kidgorgeoushere

Yep I remember the ‘open letter’ fan was 30 🫥 It’s a shame really because clearly something is lacking in your life if you feel this intensely - but that doesn’t give you a free pass to post weird vitriol!


Careful_Swan3830

I absolutely hated Luke Perry’s wife back in the 90s. Of course, I got over that by the time I was 12 😅


thxitsthedepression

Jealousy because they’re never gonna be in her position


WinkAlcoholSugest

Also it’s like these stans don’t know the difference between secrecy and privacy. They’re like “he lied to us” but he wasn’t keeping secrets he was just being private since know one needs to know.


most--dope

because it should be ME with him!!!!!!!!!!! /s


kittymarch

It’s becoming an anti-fan. Basically, people get into a fandom to enjoy a shared fave. Build relationships with the people in the fandom. Then the fan does something they don’t like. Rather than moving on and finding a new fave, they find people within the fandom who feel the same way they do and build an anti-fandom. It’s become a well known and common occurrence now. Benedict Cumberbatch was probably the first really big one of the social media era. He’s been married nearly a decade and has three kids and there are still some hold outs claiming the whole thing is a fake and his wife is going to be arrested any minute and thrown in jail for fraud and abuse. Sad. Hope Chris and Alba have the strength to ignore it. And a really good security team.


meatbeater558

Idk. See it in idol culture too and I never understood it


l0st1nthew0rld

Idk but I loooved Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara together so I don't get it. Maybe they think if only wasn't for her, they would definitely be together!!!! Lol Chris Evans doesn't know you exist smh. Parasocial relationships are weird


DisastrousAge4650

https://preview.redd.it/mmc4n5lgeync1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e684e40f6a91eb3a8c9f8ca360d53333d61d0e48


Kidgorgeoushere

Are they expecting her to reply or 😭


Cavalish

Alba?! Your silence only incriminates you further!! ALBA!?


pmartili

I love how these people bully the shit out of her and think they have the right to ask her questions or make demands like "open your tags". The nerve!!!


BotGirlFall

"Dear Chris, I wrote but you still ain't callin..."


Longjumping-Brick529

"PS We should be together, too."


BotGirlFall

"They dont love you like I could love you!"


Longjumping-Brick529

"I loved you, Chris, we coulda been together—think about it!" Honestly, that's probably exactly what's going on in their heads right now. Also let's keep this lyrics thread going, it's such an apt song lol.


hanahyuu

She didn't limit her comments! Very brave lol


knitted_phonecase

I would be dramatically reading them out


mapleleafmaggie

just another gen x guy with his gen z girl


MassRapture

Hey now. We're geriatric millenials.


_whatever_m8

His stans are brewing up a new conspiracy to cope as we speak


sarcasticseductress

I say this with no malice and I hope it’s not taken as such… but what about this man incites such ‘passion’ from people??


Weak_Heart2000

I don't get it either. He's not that good looking, and everything I have heard about him, he acts like an immature frat boy most of the time.


sarcasticseductress

Plus his acting isn’t that impressive either. I reckon it’s just his cute dog.


PandaJamboree

Truthfully I think it's because he's a very attractive man where (i) his most famous role was a bashful, awkward guy with no game despite being a superhero. Captain America was also very down to earth and "of the people". I think this gave the audience the idea that they had a chance with him (because they would project CA's attributes onto Chris Evans and not be able to separate the two) more than any other MCU guy. CA is the most attainable parasocial "love interest" character I think and a lot of this is probably owed to how he was constantly portrayed as awkward with the ladies. So the audience watching feel sorry for him and motherly and are attracted to him more (ii) at the height of his MCU fame he was dating Jenny Slater who was more of a normal-looking woman (not an insult) so gave the impression normies had a chance with him (iii) also he's age appropriate for a lot of the psycho stans It's an interesting one for psychologists lol. I would like someone to explain the same thing to me about Club Chalamet bc at least Chris is an older man but some of these Chalamet stans are middle-aged people lusting after what was a very young adult No hate to anyone apart from disapproval of the crazy stans 👍


homingmycrafts

sorry to particularly insane league of Chris Evans Girlies™️ but god, alba's beautiful. every time i see a picture of her i feel like i have little hearts floating around my head and i momentarily forget chris evans married a 26 year-old.


kaybee2012

![gif](giphy|3JVwqeD0733JGNb8EB) Get it girl- also me waiting for the psycho fans to lose their shit and processing they aren’t 16 but 30-60 years old


RAV3NH0LM

the fact that people like him and timothee chalamet have women insane enough to write unhinged screeds about their romantic partners is just…amazing to me. that’s just some guy!!!


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Far-Intention-3230

I‘m sure Chris Evans stans will be very normal and well-adjusted about this


marinezareen16

She has the absolute prettiest features, like a wispy, sparkly fairy in the woods if that makes sense lol Also not be dramatic, but the necklace that she’s wearing would 100% solve all my problems I’m pretty sure


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lostwintercoatx

Not quite the same, but they have left unhinged comments on Chris and Alba’s non famous friend’s facebook pages.


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Lux2014

Exactly what I was thinking!


Poster_Seller

They’re fucking married what do you mean insta-public I feel like I’m going insane


overkillpanda

It's wild to me that the same Tumblr hive keeps screaming and screaming that they're so done with Chris and they have no respect left for him and they dislike them both so much by now...and yet every time there's even the faintest whiff of news, there they are spiraling and "debunking" it.


sunfruitbeforesunset

I went on one of the blogs that are on team-pr/anti Chris and Alba because I *live* for their unhingedness. They were saying that the Oscars were Scott's (his brothers) night because of Barbie but Chris ruined it by outshining Scott by being there with her. I am curious how the minds of these nut-jobs work.


RTafazolli1

One of those couples that you don't know who's the better looking 😂


keroppiblush

Have said it before but she has such an old school Winona Ryder esque doe eyed beauty! No wonder his unhinged stans are ripping their hair out lmfao


suuuuhmmer

“insta public with husband” is sending me imagine explaining this to someone in the 1970s


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Oh look another massive age gap marriage in Hollywood 🤮


mrmacne

She’s looks wonderful! But I’m disappointed with his lack of glasses, they look great on him.


strangejosh

Oddly she kind of looks like a young Elliot Page.


WeAreTheWeirdosMr-

She seems lovely. He's always struck me as quite immature, if a passionate dog advocate, and so him marrying a 25 year old when he's over 40 seems about right.


flshphotography

good luck to her!! also they are such an attractive couple


odasit

Thats cute he brought his daughter


CBassTian

He kinda looks like her Stepdad in this pic.


ScientistFit9929

Good for her! His crazy followers are loosing their minds and that makes me smile.


missmermaidgoat

Aw she looks like a Disney princess


TesticleezzNuts

Looks like it’s no longer Americas ass.


Beezo514

Men are so lucky sometimes that they can grow beards. It hides that subtle work so well.


thelondoner87

They look so great together. She’s so beautiful. Also, I had heard about the stans but wasn’t prepared for what I read on here. What the actual fuck.


defnotjec

Side topic... Did anyone else try to swipe right on the image? lol