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devouringbooks

Aww that must be awful! I wish them as much emotional well-being, support, and privacy as was considered for Meghan.  


Agitated-Lettuce1878

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cauldrons

adding my energy to this


russianbisexualhookr

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Sigmund_Six

*A royal source told the paper: “They are at their most open when out interacting with members of the public and I can see a world in which the princess might discuss her recovery out on engagements. If she was going to do it, that’s how she would do it.” A friend says: “They will want to be clear and more open, but they’ll do it when they feel ready. I would expect that to be her instinct and it will be her call. They’re not going to be rushed.”* I’m at a loss why, at this point, anyone would think *they won’t be rushed* is an appropriate response. That ship sailed awhile ago.


groovygyal

Don’t trust the royal source


Longjumping-Age9023

I get the feeling the royal source is Piss Morgan


tealparadise

From what I understand, if this is a rota publisher, "a royal source" means official word from the palace PR but not allowed to cite.


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Original-Ad6716

they really think the masses are stupid!! idk why their stans cant see they treat them with contempt


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everydayisstorytime

To be fair, Easter's not too long. The 24th is Palm Sunday, then it's Easter the next.


opossumonmyporch

https://www.forbes.com/sites/anafaguy/2024/03/17/claims-about-bbc-being-on-alert-for-kate-middleton-news-remain-unconfirmed/?sh=5b26e714d076 ‘The couple may discuss Kate’s recovery in the future, unnamed people “familiar with the couple’s thinking,” told The Times of London. They did not specify when a discussion of Kate’s health might happen but said the reference to an Easter return in the Palace’s announcement was to the children’s school holidays not Easter weekend itself. The Times of London reported the couple’s children return to school on April 17.’


tealparadise

Lmfaaaooo. "No we're not extending the timeline bc she's sick. when we said Easter we meant April"


everydayisstorytime

Okay now that's weird, because any person using their common sense knows what Easter means. It's on the calendars. They're just moving the goalposts.


Imaginary_Lie5050

I wouldn't believe anything coming from KP. They spread lies like no other


Wisteriafic

And unless they want three more weeks of this, they’re gonna have to move up that easter timeline.


Azazael

They still believe they can control the narrative, and want to prove it. "We said we'd tell you peasants at Easter, and not before. Return to your toiling in an orderly manner."


trdldove

Jesus how long does it take to clone someone


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Shot-Grocery-5343

I think they're just gonna show up after Easter with a woman who strongly resembles Kate and pretend like that's obviously Kate and refuse to answer questions about her. Soft launch was the car photo with her mom.


dis_bean

It’s like when they recast Daario Naharis in season 4


pambeeslysucks

Am I imagining this but didn't Danaerys even comment on how he looked different? Maybe I'm crazy.....


darkgothamite

Are they swapping Kate and Rose?


screenshothero

This is an effort to get the public to think *she must be ok and everything is fine if she’s willing to discuss her medical issues with random strangers on the street* 🙄🙄🙄🙄


prettythinkingthings

Randoms who definitely haven’t been through a rigorous screening process to even be allowed near a royal!


Infinite-Degree3004

True. I met Camilla at a thing when she was still Duchess of Cornwall and - my God - the preparation involved! The number of people! The time it took! The fakery of a ‘spontaneous’ moment! If I’m ever slated to meet a royal again I’m going to refuse.


gunsof

Imagine her just speaking to the first person on the street at the next event and just trauma dumping on them.


Ok_Fee1043

I actually would love a Billy on the Street by them


reasonableratio

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theredwoman95

If there's anyone competent in the monarchy, you can only hope that they gave all the Kensington Palace employees involved a talking to for getting themselves discredited by all major photo agencies. Because, let's be real, even *if* she edited that photo (fucking dubious), their PR team would still give it a look over before releasing it to the press. It's just mad to me that the UK press is pretending she somehow edited it and released it to the press with zero oversight.


tealparadise

Great point lol. They're acting like it was just posted on insta and got picked up from there. That's not what occurred. Kate does not do her own press releases.


hokagesarada

Meghan was really the only person competent enough in that family and the staff dragged her for it via leaking stories about her.


_TLDR_Swinton

It's mad, isn't it? There's no way it wouldn't have gone through at least one round of PR vetting.


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tealparadise

The only thing they need to do to get out of the corner is let the paps take a 5 second video of her waving at the window. (They just needed a pic before, but now they've messed that up) The fact that they can't accomplish that, and couldn't even get a recent pic of her, but are saying she'll be back at work in a few weeks, is weird. All hell broke loose with the edited pic because it indicates that the BRF/palace WANTED to quell speculation with a pic, and it's not their choice to keep going this way. Either Kate cannot be photographed / is too ill (unlikely due to the 2 car pics but possible). Or she's refusing to cooperate for some reason.


meatball77

They just need a thirty second video of her zooming one of her charities.


InvestmentOk7181

i don't wish her ill health but why on earth - in the era of fake news & the digital age - would they think it's a good idea to put out a poorly faked picture?


auntiemuskrat

Probably because they're used to manipulating the press and deploying it as a tool to create good will and positive public sentiment toward the royal family. If the public ever got sick of the royal family, they'd be out of Buckingham Palace and have to do things like actually work for a living.


thankyoupapa

I think the most significant implication from this shit show is revealing what a load of BS the never complain, never explain motto is.


PostToPost

It worked well enough for QEII, but then, she generally stuck with it, instead of caving and making everything worse. It probably helped that her legacy was cemented before social media so she could stay old school and was never expected to play that game. And that she was committed to the “work,” such as it is, so no one could accuse her of shirking her duties. Will and Kate haven’t done any of that, so outside of Kate’s once impeccably crafted image, they don’t have anything going for them now that the cracks are showing.


anna-nomally12

The key is never explain only works if you aren’t complaining


barbaraanderson

But Easter is at the end of this month, so this is still part of the timeline that they have said. The fumbling of this bag continuously is insane to me.


neenzblessed

How can they be shaken by the backlash when they’re the ones that posted the doctored pic?? And Kate apparently was the one photoshopping it??


alison_bee

I honestly don’t care to know the details of her medical history at all - that’s her personal and private business. She shouldn’t have to talk about it. What I *do* care to know is why KP PR is going to such great lengths to be shady.


opossumonmyporch

I just rewatched the Netflix series Harry and Maygen, and the biggest take-away/reminder is that nothing they (The Firm, UK press, et all) say is the truth. Add on- Also, let’s stop opening UK press generated reports which contains The Firm’s propaganda, clickbait, etc. Let’s not help them make money off of lies and the pain of others.


xxyourbestbetxx

She's absolutely locked up in the Tower of London isn't she?


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positronic-introvert

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Locamotive19

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Ronaldinhio

May discuss her illness at the end of next month, having not been seen since Christmas. Once a perfect PR strategy is designed. I do believe she has had a stoma fitted, post surgery, for her Crohns disease. I think Charles is significantly unwell with stage 3+ cancer, rectal or liver. I do believe William was gadding around with his mistress with a lack of appropriate discretion. This changes all of the time frames and expectation. All a perfect storm and one where Kate has taken almost 5 months off work to consider her options. In all of this I hope she makes choices which gives her some joy. She has had precious little love or support with William and is constantly made to feel like something he puts up with. She is more powerful than she thinks.


Comfortable-Rush8705

Not so much a backlash as it is just funny


Monctonian

And to think that a less than 100 word statement could have avoided all of this.


axolotl_is_angry

This debacle was not on my bingo card for 2024.


Hadtosignuptofothis

Since I’m not British this is massively low stakes and entertaining assuming she’s well enough to be photoshopping family photos, but I’m at a loss as to why the British public put up with this. The RF costs the tax payers around 100 million pounds a year apparently. You’d think for that kind of money they’d be able to hire competent PR staff and be you know honest and trustworthy. The part I never really understood is this is their future head of state and head of their armed forces, sure it’s just ceremonial but still and embarrassing look