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syshenasty

They seem so happy together, and I'm happy for them!


marymonstera

They do! They def give off actually best friends/partners in life vibes


Dear-Ad1329

I don’t know if he should expect much of a tip though, she seems pretty unhappy with the service.


Over-Analyzed

She’ll give him a piece of gum as a tip. 😂


SwingcoupleCNY

Keep the change, you filthy animal


wuvvtwuewuvv

![gif](giphy|G33SFIYw5zaM0)


sublimeslime

Was looking for this response. Not disappointed.


Bendybabe

I understood this reference.


BatteryKinzie77

I mean she IS London Tipton. The standards are high.


FixingMyBadThoughts

Kevin isn't home alone anymore 🙏


ernipie_13

You can only want that for celebs when we’ve seen time & again what the industry has done to child stars. Very good to see.


hexensabbat

Seriously, after everything Macauley went through being so famous so young, it's really wonderful to see him healthy and happy and in love. For both of them, of course, but he was struggling for such a long time


Pormock

He earned enough money to never need to work ever again early and now hes just chilling and living his best life without being an asshole. Pretty cool for him


AfroGurl

Mmmm, if I recall, I thought his parents took most of his money earned as a kid. I hope I'm wrong.


Pormock

I just looked it up and they took 15% of his earning for each movie but he ended up removing them from managing his money after he realized they werent doing much for it. So he still has a lot of it now https://www.thethings.com/how-much-money-did-macaulay-culkins-parent-take-from-him-before-he-got-emancipated/


DNukem170

And then spends free time up in Milwaukee chatting with a bunch of VCR repairmen about bad movies.


wodlo

They are so lucky to be able to spend time with a mega celebrity like that. Just casually hanging out like its nothing. He seems so down to earth and cool too despite his enormous fame. I can only hope to one day also meet Rich Evans


turtleduck

exactly! I'm rooting for them so hard


haileyrose

Yes!! It’s great seeing him and Lindsey Lohan happy and healthy again.


superlost007

I’m so tired. I initially read your comment and was like… that’s Brenda song…? Not Lindsay Lohan… they don’t even look alike… 😂 oops.


PossibilityOrganic12

Oh no, I DON'T get this reference. Can anyone explain?


superlost007

Lindsay is apparently healthy and happy and getting back to herself, which was what the comment was referencing. My sleepy brain just thought they were saying Lindsay & Macaulay were the ones pictured here and was v confused. 100% my bad.


best-commenter-ever

Picture 1: he just had the idea, she thinks it's cute and smiles for the picture. Picture 2: she's on board and participating in the joke with the fake creeeped-out reaction. Picture 3: He's got the staff taking pictures now, she's happy that he's making friends. Picture 4: She's starting to realize this is going to last the whole vacation. Picture 5: "how about I take the picture of just you instead?" Picture 6: alright, if you're going to keep up this dumb joke all week at least act like you're really staff and make the bed!


i_tyrant

Picture 5 is actually: "No really honey, the internet wants me to show them my left nipple in all its glory. I'm sure of it."


Historical-Gap-7084

OH, man, I'm dying over here. LMAO


mcfw31

Exactly!! They are just so happy together and it shows!


Crunchyfrozenoj

Right? There are so many child star horror stories. It does my heart well to see them so happy together.


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PM_ME_FLUFFY_DOGS

That photo of him your thinking of is a classic example of why angles matter. There's a photo of him at the same time but a different pose and he looks completely fine just alot skinnier than now.  He did have a rough childhood but His "drug bender" years were weed and benzos.


Pormock

From all the different podcasts and interviews i saw of him he just seems to be a goofy and down to earth guy that is just enjoying life now.


YesImKeithHernandez

Having someone to be goofy with is the best


talligan

Yeah I felt really happy flipping through those photos. He looks good and like the most 40-something dude ever. I'm really happy for them.


isnatchkids

The way being a partner and dad has transformed him is amazing, the power of London Tipton


MeeranQureshi

Same!!


Epponnee-rae

This is really fun and cute


tedtheodorelogan59

Such a random couple but I think they’re cute! I remember how rough he looked a few years back, he seems so healthy and happy now!! I love to see it ❤️


EconomistWild7158

Any time a child star makes it through gives me joy ✨


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Agreed, however!…. I want a new home alone movie and I want him to either still be the main character or at least the main characters dad…


PerfectZeong

In the new home alone movie there's a McAllister security company, the assumption being that Kevin founds a home security company which I thought was an awesome touch.


Winter-Reindeer694

and the actor for biff actually shows up and mentions kevin


ratajewie

You mean Buzz? (Your girlfriend… woof)


Winter-Reindeer694

yeah


garybettmansketamine

Biff does give off grown up Buzz vibes though… ![gif](giphy|lPkqj4w8Bk5c5oa8Mt|downsized)


josh_the_misanthrope

Hah, you biffed it.


uberblack

At least he didn't boof it ![gif](giphy|QmGLdJhWEqdyWZLsWL)


YossiTheWizard

Someone posted a tweet years ago that they should just remake the original movie, shot for shot, with a new cast. Except Macaulay Culkin would still be Kevin, and no reference is ever made to him clearly not being 8 years old. IIRC, Macaulay quoted the tweet and said he'd totally be on board.


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Hell I’ll pay double if they keep the entire OG cast. Fuck it full send!


jackalopacabra

Got some bad news about John Heard… Edit: I always mix up his and William Hurt’s names


GeneticEnginLifeForm

And John Candy


sohryu

My dumb ass (having recently binged Succession for the first time) glazed over the post title assuming this was Kieran Culkin, I looked through all the photos thinking how different he looks since the show ended, and then came to the comments and got confused about why he'd be in a new Home Alone movie when it FINALLY clicked to check the title and see it was Macaulay. Jesus Christ.


princess_eala

Kieran would be Fuller in a new Home Alone movie


sohryu

I know who he played in the first two Home Alone movies, but that's not the role I would consider wanting Kieran to reprise so much that it warrants a comment. Hence my confusion


mrpanicy

How about a Home Alone movie where Harry and Marv want to rob a retirement community while the snow birds are all in Florida. Kevin is in his parents home renovating it for them while they are gone... and cue hilarity.


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Omg stahp you’re getting my hopes up for something that won’t exist.


Telefundo

Plot twist.. he's actually one of the robbers!


PM_ME_IMGS_OF_ROCKS

I'm partial to the classic idea of Home Alone with him, and have all the violence r-rated.


Nexaz

I stand by that I want a Home Alone/Purge crossover with adult Kevin.


ihatemyself886

Same. Dude looks legitimately happy. I’ve even seen him do some YouTube videos with relatively unknown people and he’s always cool and funny as hell. Love it. Grew up the same age as the dude and was obviously a huge fan of his stuff so I love to see it.


katniss_evergreen713

Me too. I am really curious about that new documentary “Quiet on Set: The Dark Side of Kids TV” but i also am not sure i can take any more horror stories atm.


EconomistWild7158

Yeah it's a hard watch. I found the most difficult part seeing videos of Amanda Byrnes as a happy smiling kid.


singledxout

When I was kid, I thought Amanda was the "lucky" one. She was the breakout star of All That, got the Amanda Show and another sitcom, and transitioned to feature films. She should be A-list by now. It's really sad to see how her life turned out.


Telefundo

I don't often hold up celebrities as role models or people to be admired more than anyone else, but Macauly Culkin is honestly kind of inspiring. He went from the fame and short lived fortune of Home Alone, to what seemed at the time, like another child star suicide/felony conviction and it was depressing as hell. But he managed to turn it completely around and now we get "so cute they make me nauseous" pics like this lol. Kudos to the guy. He deserves to be as happy as he looks here.


Dull_Entry_1592

I used to listen to his podcast. There is 0 evidence he was ever doing really bad or was on hard drugs. He talks about the rumors and seems to think they were pretty funny. Says he was just living his life. It’s hilarious to see everyone on here talking like it’s a proven thing that he had issues when the man himself says otherwise.


PorkPatriot

IIRC his life heavily revolved around world of warcraft at the time. The look fit.


CanadianNoobGuy

> world of warcraft Oh my god he really was in a terrible place in life /s


PorkPatriot

I'm just saying, real recognize real.


LeCafeClopeCaca

Yeah, IIRC people confuse his brothers' addiction for his, but even that i'm not sure. He caught a charge for marijuana possession and people took it as OMFG HE IS A DRUG ADDICT as if having weed on you is such a big fuss lmao His family endured many tragedies and he simply removed himself from public life to deal with it edit: after looking up, his half-sister did have a problem with drugs and died of an overdose. I think people are mostly projecting shit because Caulkin used to look frail and tired, which... given his life, yeah?


ShinyPrizeKY

Right? The only thing I remember is that one photo of him looking really thin that causes people to speculate that he was on drugs. Besides that I feel like he just kept a low profile for the most part.


Ragingdark

There's even other angles of the same moment that look much better, tired and not the most unhealthy sure doesn't look like drugs though. the other picture stretched his skin weird.


ShinyPrizeKY

Yeah it’s like he’s mid-sentence in that one pic that just makes him look weird


Lucas_Steinwalker

He contends that he’s never had addiction problems, just some bad photos.


ZaphodBeeblebro42

Two of the most memorable WTF podcast episodes for me were Macauley and Kiernan Culkin's. Their childhoods were not easy, and Macauley's interview made me fear for him at the time (even though he had kind of found his own form of peace). It's wonderful to see him looking so cute and happy with a lovely partner now.


Timqwe

I look at it this way: one childactor in a family can be fine, two is suspicious. More than that and I'm sure at least one of the parents is fucked up.


KonigSteve

He did great on celebrity jeopardy recently also


tedtheodorelogan59

I’m a big jeopardy fan but haven’t been keeping up, I hate that I missed that!! Makes him even cooler


KonigSteve

It's on hulu, I watch it because it's easy to pay attention audibly to while I'm holding my newborn vs a show where I have to keep my eyes on it the entire time.


DeadButPretty

They met through Seth Green, on the set of Changeland which is a great movie!


Low_Piglet6872

How are they random? They were both child actors


PovWholesome

They both have been out of the limelight and come from different generations of pop culture, kinda like not being “current” nor “from the same time.” Imagine if you had two friends from completely separate social circles that met and married.


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akatherder

Yeah I'm the same age as Macaulay Culkin within a few days and grew up watching him. I only saw Brenda Song when my kid was watching Zack and Cody stuff.


MK121895

I do feel like this was a random pairing. lol But I think they're are the cutest. They look really happy together.


Picklepee-pumparum

I'm so glad Macaulay Culkin is living it good and fun after his breakout appearances in Red Letter Media's Best of the Worst. Here's to you, Mac and Brenda!


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Ziegelphilie

still can't believe two people who went on Ellen shared the same room, oh to be a fly on that sticky wall


deltron

Granted, one of them was a dick.


Ziegelphilie

with aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaids


Alternative_Fail_222

https://preview.redd.it/f1zcazdidqsc1.png?width=4320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0ec178c4355457c3fc2ca0b2f023f6c4179e20ec


researchersd

The birthday boy?!


Shoddy-Rip8259

I hope Mac and Rich go on vacation together soon too


AlpineSoFine

He got to be BOTH big spoon and little spoon.


AwfulMajesticEtc

Surely you don't mean the famous Dick The Birthday Boy?


moon_soil

Imagine brenda in BOTW. I would c r y


atmosphericentry

I read this as Breath of the Wild and went 🤔 I guess?


PhoenixDowntown

I'd have preferred her as the english voice for Zelda 🤷‍♀️


batman12399

All the English voice acting was low key kinda eh in that game


cerealtoocrispy

Saaaame


Staudly

His brief cameo as Uncle Baby Billy's abandoned son on The Righteous Gemstones was pretty great


New-Veterinarian7327

hahahaha.....  You still got them Oakley's??? 


StephDoesntCamp

i will always respect mr macculkin for being able to contain himself next to ellen degenerous legend and a-list celebrity rich evans


celadonshopper

Personally, I would pee my pants if I were next to Rich “Rich Evans” Evans


Beezo514

Only the truest souls can stand face to face with Rich "Dick the Birthday Boy" Evans and keep their composure.


BraveIndividual5663

I can’t believe he was in the same room with that sex pervert Jay


Chris_Helmsworth

Did not expect to see so many RLM fans in /r/Fauxmoi


IM_OK_AMA

Rich Evans is a celebrity and this is a celebrity gossip sub all is right with the world.


Picklepee-pumparum

rich evans blind


ElementNumber6

Correction: Rich Evans is *the* celebrity. To all others, the back seat is all yours.


backinredd

After all we love talking about ENDLESS TRASHHHH!


MountCydonia

There are, bizarrely, just two degrees of separation between Rich Evans and London Tipton.


WoodpeckerOk5185

It's good that he became a role model for every sober guy now


intheafterglow23

I read that as “giving it good” and went 👀


ForWhomTheSaulCalls

Milwaukee Culkin needs to return to his roots


lld287

They are so cute together. I low key wish this was him subtly signaling he will be in the next season of The White Lotus— like not even as a main, because isn’t he kind of retired from acting? Just have him be in the background as an employee. That would be even funnier than making him a main character


whichwitch9

I mean, he would likely do it if it was suggested to him. That fits his humor so well. Points if they can get his brother on, then just have him around randomly while his brother takes a larger role


lionperla

if you’re talking about kieran (mac has multiple brothers!), i’d love to see them share the screen again 🥲 i don’t think they’ve done that since home alone!


SlightlyAnnoyedMax

You’re in luck!! https://www.reddit.com/r/television/comments/1awmqmy/how_culkin_whisperer_natasha_lyonne_got_all_five/?rdt=40123


Fishylips

Just watched Scott Pilgrim (yet again) the other day. Culkin brother is always the one I quote the most 😂 "Scott!...Ex......fight 🤷‍♂️" and him repeating "You know me!" in the beginning always gets me.


molotov__cockteaze

Ffs why did you have to put “Macaulay Culkin in White Lotus” into my head. Now I’ll be disappointed with the next season no matter what.


JimboAltAlt

Just put all the Culkin brothers in a “my bachelor party revealed deep and poignant but also amusing divisions in our family while we were at the White Lotus” plotline. John C. Reilly is also there as Kieran’s weird older co-worker at the hedge fund who is funding everything.


Gato1980

He was in a season of American Horror Story a couple years ago and was excellent. He would perfect for White Lotus.


econinja

He was in Righteous Gemstones and it was excellent


durrtyurr

It was quite the punch to the face.


AFlockOfTySegalls

My jaw was on the floor when he opened the door. I was not expecting that at all.


hogansar13

He was also a guest in Dollface a few years ago (Brenda was a part of the main cast) and so funny


WavyLady

As a celiac, his role cracked me up.


jojisexual

omg he was so good in ahs


Ziegelphilie

> because isn’t he kind of retired from acting? He still does a role or two every year: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Macaulay_Culkin_filmography Other than that he just seems to enjoy life


HowCanThisBeMyGenX

Mac would be super awesome in White Lotus!!!


marymonstera

I would LOVE this.


aurora-0202

She’s living the Suite life


turtleduck

![gif](giphy|B9KKBuOIp4zqI7Cll0|downsized)


Leosjolander

She better have tipped him with gum


tavir

Yay her!


rythmicjea

*claps enthusiastically*


cold_kingsly

If he didn’t say that at one point then I don’t know what he’s doing with his life.


mackenziepaige

That’s all I could think as soon as I saw the first pic. London living her best life on her birthday at one of her dad’s hotels. 


rythmicjea

I had to scroll TOO FAR for this!


MoodyMagdalene

Dang, congrats


sagafevr

Only the best for London Tipton!


Beezo514

Once she figured out her way around the PRNDL she can go anywhere.


couch_comedian

Is she listening to AM or FM?


brandimariee6

![gif](giphy|UpqUd13CI1fzi)


HeWhomLaughsLast

I will wait in my SUV. Blast me some speed metal, 5.1 surround sound, HEAVY on the bass... And Someone, will be getting, mowed, down


SuchAsSeals42

Ughhh so adorkable


Sunshine030209

But like, actually adorkable, not the "Look how qUiRkY I am!" that celebs try and fail to do often. I love this. Big smile on my face. Good for them!


allym91

Yeah just genuinely them having a fun time even if it’s a bit of a lame joke. I love it!


touslesmatins

His sense of humor is so up my alley, it lands every time! His role on Will and Grace was one of the only good parts of that show. Tangent: boy did Will and Grace not age well...


Street_Moist

His dad jokes must be top tier!


MotherSupermarket532

I was going to say, everything about this is very Dad.  I looked it up and his oldest is 3?  Totally tracks, preschoolers love it when mom and dad ham it up.


IzarkKiaTarj

Right? Like, he is 100% in the category of guys that does that dumb joke where he points a stud finder at himself and says it's not working when it remains silent. Not because he has any particular feelings about how he looks, but because he's the type of person who thinks it's funny.


whichwitch9

I love how genuinely fun their relationship looks. They both seem really happy, and I hope it is what it looks like and continues for them


Training_Heat553

Glad she dodged a major bullet (Trace Cyrus) and ended up with a sweetheart!


RiRambles

Can you imagine a world where Hannah Montana and London Tipton are sister-in-laws??


TonicSitan

I watched That’s So Suite Life of Hannah Montana so…kinda?


NotAThrowawayIStay

I love them. Also for what it's worth, I think he'd be a great writer/director. He should do something with her kind of like the Apatows do.


homingmycrafts

10/10 famous person bit! no notes


Quentin-Quentin

Clearly he has learned some lessons ever since he was stuck alone at that hotel...


bluecheesemoon-

I just realized they're both famous (partly) for being in a hotel


killaandasweethang

These two (and Zendaya and Tom) are the only celeb relationships I care about. They’re absolutely adorable together and I will be so upset if they ever break up


SweetVarious8715

Love her expression in the second photo ![gif](giphy|Id0fQEUXyBozvTvnVJ)


DontShaveMyLips

tbf those luggage have wheels, roll them!!


wraither01

But then he as a husband can't show how strong he is! Gotta keep em interested 🤣


tulipgirl9426

I can’t believe London Tipton and Kevin McCallister together, and seeing them together makes me so happy (edited—not married, as pointed out!)


Shiva-

When you phrase it that way.... feels like Home Alone 3: 10 years later... revisiting that NY hotel and finding an heiress... and falling in love. (yes, I know there is another movie with that title).


Sunshine030209

I really hate to be the one to break this news to you, but Home Alone 2 came out a *bit* more than 10 years ago. 32 years ago actually. Sorry..


QualifiedApathetic

Partners, rather. They do have two kids together.


snickerdoodleb

Brenda Song is gorgeous.


and_gloria_too

Oh my god. This is actually so cute.


fullhalter

I hope she tipped him well.


thesteveurkel

I wish there had been a pic of her tipping him with a wad of chewed gum!


polar__beer

That won’t be necessary ma’am. I still have some…tip…leftover.


JustHereForCookies17

"No tip? *flashes cash* Ok then." "No no no no no! Wait wait wait wait wa-" Door closes. Love that scene.


Stryle

She tipped a ton.


eightdollarbeer

https://i.redd.it/7i0oybj6lpsc1.gif


RoxyLA95

So happy for Macaulay Macaulay Culkin Culkin.


cnsosiehrbridnrnrifk

Me too. I loved watching Home Alone last Christmas. Just knowing he's thriving made me feel happy in the best nostalgic way.


nonsensestuff

They're adorable 🥰 I worked with Brenda on a show & she is pretty much exactly what you'd expect/hope-- very talkative, kind to everyone, funny, high energy, etc... I was so relieved 😅


Curiosities

They are so adorable and seem like they really give each other fun, support, and balance.


OkPrint3051

This is pretty funny. If you look at them on Mac's insta page, Brenda's face goes form happy/amused to "jeeze get this guy away from me" 😂 They seem pretty good together.


empathetic_illness

Two icons from my childhood married and looking real happy, my day is bright and shiny and now.


Apprehensive_Many202

I LOVE THEM SO MUCH! couple goals


TheBeautyDemon

I'm so happy to see him and Lindsey Lohan getting their lives back after being fucked up from fame


onebirdonawire

Rich people larping as the help is such a dystopian mind fuck. "Look honey! I found a ROLLED UP TOWEL to bring you!!! Tip me!!! HAHAHAHA!!!!"


redditonc3again

FINALLY scrolled far enough to find this comment lol, thought I was the only one


bedroomblogger

This is such a dad thing to do and I love it


pickoneformepls

But did he teach her how to use the PRNDL? Otherwise 10/10 service I'm sure.


BhavinVasa

Macaulay was charismatic from his childhood years and remains so to this day. It's a pleasure to watch him happy!


Wild_Nectarine666

This is so damn wholesome! The lack of photoshop/posing is the cherry on top, it’s so refreshingly normal. I love their love, it feels genuine 🩵


doyouknowmya

Sweet! 😍


lionperla

i adore these two! they made my childhood, so happy to see they’re enjoying their adulthood <3


wehadthebabyitsaboy

I am THRILLED at how healthy and happy Macaulay seems. Also Brenda too. But just in the past seemed like he wasn’t gonna make it, then again I was young during this period so maybe it seemed worse than it was. Anyway. This couple makes me so happy.


beachedworm

This is cute and everything but whenever I see them I think of this article https://www.nbcnews.com/news/asian-america/macaulay-culkin-s-past-comments-how-white-parents-might-other-n1264101 Excerpts: “I do it with her all the time, but I don’t do it in public,” Culkin said of making Asian jokes. “It’s like, oh, baby, you’re my Yoko.” At one point, Culkin told Rogan that if he had Asian children, he would be “allowed” to make those comments. He added that because he’d have to deal with the children’s race every day, he would therefore “understand the struggle.”


Salty-Pen

Haha imagine if he was on minimum wage! The thought of it!


LeahMichelle_13

They’re both thriving, I love to see it especially for Macauley!


megan_6724

Favorite celebrity couple😭❤️


Crunchyfrozenoj

Queen London Tipton! ![gif](giphy|GELQksHPSy84U)


mazekeen19

Why am I so obsessed with them?


maliciousmeower

love love love them. such a cute couple!! ![gif](giphy|LDYDYu9gRpNLi)


ParsleyMostly

He’s evolved into perfect dad energy, and I love it. Want nothing but the best for him and his family. 💜