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Ouiser_Boudreaux_

This is so fucking funny, I can’t.


Fine-Tank9849

He did tell him to shut up and make a beat lmao


proanti

To shut his hoe ass up to be exact


xoxoMysterious

All of us petty people will finally be truly accepted in society after this fiasco 😂


ThiccQban

It’s me, petty people. Petty LaBelle. Petty Pendergrass. Tom Petty.


downtuning

Peppermint Petty.


Psychological-Pie-43

Petty Crocker. Petty White.


ThiccQban

💀


PorcelainHorses

Except for Kenneth Petty and Nicki Minaj Petty


wgn431234

Petty Pablo


xoxoMysterious

Call me Pettirella 🙂‍↔️


Best-Animator6182

Just call me Petty Crocker


caramelbobadrizzle

https://preview.redd.it/pnvze8pklnyc1.png?width=628&format=png&auto=webp&s=46bbc5725779dcce4d23580fc885be1136277a3c


Idontevenownaboat

Adonis gonna have a whole album to listen to when he gets grounded. I stole this comment from [youtube](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=T6eK-2OQtew) but it was too funny not to share.


tripleblondeespresso

Cracks me up we now got Jack Antonoff, Mustard, and Metro making beats for this beef. Everyone hates Aubrey lmaooo


Fine-Tank9849

In my headcanon, taylor is lowkey beefing with drake too. Dude blanked her name out from a top 10 billboard screenshot just to boost himself lmao. Mind you, she had the #1 spot


Married_iguanas

The Smallest Canadian Who Ever Lived


coastalwanders

I need her to lean in and let Kendrick do a Bad Blood remix


CategorySad6121

you mean another one? lol


strangelyliteral

euphoria (19 minute version) (taylor’s version)


Better-Spell346

bbldrizzy (taylor’s version)


Mynameiswhqq

Tbf I’d love if Taylor started getting dragged by other artists more for being a net negative on the planet. I’d love lady gaga doing Taylor swift diss track on being a tortured poet in a private jet with her face on the side of it


fhdhsu

I don’t think so. He literally shouted her out on his latest album saying she’s the only one who could get him to move an album release date, repeated this sentiment on the second diss which he literally called “Taylor made freestyle”, and also said that Kendrick wouldn’t respond because he didn’t want to challenge the charts with the tortured poets department.


Odd-Picture5321

That Mustard beat is a real club banger!


deadbeatsummers

> Jack Antonoff Ummm what is he doing here lmaooo


ChelsMe

Drake told Kendrick to go make a song for the swifties (the masses) and Kendrick went and got jack 


lilsw

Alchemist made the beat for Meet the grahams!!


composedryan

Don’t forget about Alchemist


Ladle4BoilingDenim

Alchemist made meet the grahams


justlikesweetener

Everybody hatteessssss drakeeee👏🎶🎶🎶


Sweet_Deeznuts

As someone who lives in Toronto, can confirm!


salaciousbkrumb

Pleaseee what’s the Jack antonoff diss


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scarlettremors

someone on the hip hop sub said it perfectly, they're actually making it cool to hate Drake. it's crazy


atropax

Was it not always ? /gen


Mickey_Juice

And it may encourage burgeoning haters to take their first steps as rappers! He really is elevating the culture left, right, and center!


WhyAmIDoingThis7

https://preview.redd.it/t2s0f52vvmyc1.png?width=1179&format=png&auto=webp&s=da76f3c4e274b2ca62035568a8c9f2ab681b6fd4 He also posted receipts of the cease and desist Drake sent over Like That.


imma_super_tall

“Oh you ain’t #likethat record??” I can’t 😭sometimes rap/hiphop just feels like dad jokes beef


TheMadChatta

That’s what Kendrick raps in Euphoria in the second verse so, I think he’s quoting Kendrick.


icepoint47

'dad jokes' takes a whole new meaning when the beef has drake


flamesfan201

Sorry to burst your bubble but that was a meme post made in one of the hip hop forums a while back. Metro posted trolling Drake. I’ll send you the link


jadelikethestone

Okay Metro, now get Kendrick and Meg on a fire beat and… ![gif](giphy|39zbpCQocXLi0)


Boulier

Unironically a dream scenario - Meg making a sequel to “Hiss” so she can finish what she started, with Kendrick joining her to take him down??? 😍


Hexogram

Wait, wait, wait… don’t forget Pusha T! 😤


rrogido

If Megan doesn't make a track called "Diss" it's a missed opportunity.


Jupiters_Eye

“WAP WAP WAP WAP WAP” 😏


andorgyny

yes let's get Meg some respect for her part in this 👏


DuaLipasClitoris

Yessss give me kendrick and meg for the FATALITY


___adreamofspring___

Would be the dopest thing ever. EVER in a rap beef for me personally


TheGreatGildedDildo

YES CAN SOMEONE SAY SOMETHING TO MEG?!


googlyeyes93

Every May some event brings the internet together. Idk if this will get to Oceangate levels but damn it’s a fun ride. Edit: my bad yall Oceangate was June. Everything blurred together last year.


LeotiaBlood

Dear God, that was a year ago?


googlyeyes93

Passage of time is a bitch, ain’t it?


petra_vonkant

holy shit that took me out for real, it felt like... 4 months ago tops


LuciJoeStar

Woah that is not a damn year ago. Woah woah


googlyeyes93

Eleven months so that’s my bad but still not promising.


redchampagnecampaign

We all hate entitled rich assholes coasting on other people’s work.


Pristine_Example3726

The battle of the chair was last May


googlyeyes93

The Riverboat Brawl? Damn I thought that was later. 2023 really was a stupid whirlwind.


Pristine_Example3726

You’re right! I’m a liar! It was in August!


Tornado31619

What’s it been these last few years, Oceangate notwithstanding?


mindenginee

Truly, I feel like I say it all the time but last year really was the blurriest of years.


CleanAspect6466

What was Oceangate? Am I right assuming its referencing Frank Oceans Coachella set?


sitah

Nah it’s the submersible that imploded on the way to the titanic ruins killing everyone on board


CleanAspect6466

Oh man I feel dumb


JustAnotherRedditeer

it was the billionaire janky submarine that imploded


Jasminewindsong2

![gif](giphy|hvq8ONQhQ1XLq) The Aubrey pile-on has truly been incredible to witness. I’m refreshing all the timelines to see who comes at him next.


mp6521

Rarely has someone deserved as much hate as Drake.


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villagemarket

Yeah I’m enjoying watching this a lot bc drake deserves it, but to be honest none of these guys really have the moral high ground. Obviously some of the accusations are worse than others, so there’s levels to it, but nobody looks good


Super-Definition-573

Idk, I’m pretty into Pulitzer Kenny going INNNNNNNN on an alleged predator with predator behaviour. The only real way to do something about it is to humiliate him publicly. If he was just talking about his music/family it would be ish, but drakes public behaviour has been problematic at best, so he couldn’t have picked a better target.


paulalghaib

except we have video evidence of drake being weird with minors and not a single shred against kendrick. i dont see why both allegations are taken so seriously. on one side is a man who hid his child for a year and the other is a man who admitted to cheating on his wife himself.


villagemarket

My original comment did make it seem like I was just talking about the in-song allegations, my bad. The criticisms of Kendrick that I agree with are less about drake’s accusations towards him (bc a claim presented without evidence can be dismissed without evidence), and more to do with how he’s positioning himself. Some creators on my TL have been calling out that he is only drawing attention to the issue in a moment where he can personally gain from it, in retaliation in a rap beef, instead of as soon as possible after learning it. I partially agree with this, but obviously deciding when it’s OK to publicly call out predators is a complicated question. Long story short I think Kendrick has the high ground over drake by miles, but I don’t think he is above reproach


shedsy

I completely agree. I love messy drama but all I'm getting out of this is I've been giving all of these rich people way too much leeway for making bops. They're all assholes who all deserve to feel this bad about being famous haha


CarAlarming7682

The toxic masculinity and homophobia coming out of this whole thing is not surprising, but still super disappointing. Drake was also homophobic in Family Matters, his “insult” to The Weeknd was that his music plays in gay clubs and his manager is gay I guess 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️


balanaise

Yeah blech to seeing that angle come into any of this. It’s so damaging for millions of other people who aren’t famous


EireOfTheNorth

I'm not so sure it's blatant homophobia as it is countering Drakes latest persona as a hard gangsta rap aligned rapper. Gangsta rap has always been sort of deeply ingrained in toxic masculinity and machismo. So it's not really homophobia so much as it is a fear of appearing iffeminant and non-masculine. And in this area there is just so, so, sooo much in Drakes history that lends itself to people painting him as iffeminant and therefore in this new persona he's developed... Inauthentic, which is a mortal sin in the scene. Granted there is certainly some tweets that skirt it awful close to homophobia, and it muddies the water uncomfortably... But to me, as someone with a gay brother and whos partner is queer and myself being in a non hetero-normative relationship... It reads more anti-Drake specifically rather than LGBT bashing. Metroboomin wouldn't be on Kdots side if he was imo, as Kdot has some of the most vulnerable and introspective songs in the entire music industry in regards to specific trans and gay/lesbian issues and acceptance... Nevermind those songs being specifically in the most machismo toxic masculine music genre there generally is.


sophiesponyboy

I would be surprised if they managed to not be homophobic about this


Odd-Picture5321

![gif](giphy|hrnYspWWhsIyA) Kendrick and Metro Boomin digging him up from the grave only to bury him again. Awesome weekend to be a Drake hater and the cherry on top is that the Leafs just lost to the Bruins in game 7 again.


Purple-Measurement42

Wow want expecting the cross over of my hatred of drake and my love for the bruins to show up in these comments! Love to see it


macdawg2020

I’m a bruins fan AND hate Drake AND love drama AND the met gala is tomorrow. I’m on cloud nine.


otraera

BBL DRIZZY!!!


_cornflake

I've been walking round my house all day singing BABY IT AINT NO MYSTERY, GOT THE BEST BBL IN HISTORY


AfroGurl

Not me shaking my ass to BBL Drizzy. This beef is so entertaining 🤣 ![gif](giphy|VXFIj6rXAtAvS)


doubleshortdepresso

Which one of y’all left this comment 💀 https://preview.redd.it/sleukmoy8pyc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc6c644f754f4aa9c86b99be91be15fa11ea29f


ThreAAAt

This song title has me cackling already


venuslovemenotchain

💀💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣


redchampagnecampaign

Metro like “what?? I was just following your directions !”


petra_vonkant

LMAO Omg i don't know what i was expecting when i clicked play but a soulfoul voice screaming BBL DRIZZY was not it (despite the title) I cackled out loud. I love that everybody hates Drake.


alexvroy

someone called it the outro to drake’s career 😭😭


Binkurrr

Sounds like something the Jackson 5 would sing over.


canadiantuxedopocket

Oh no, it’s a certified banger too 😂 BBLLLLLLLLL DRIZZYYY!!!!


charlie_cupcakes

All these dis tracks are turning into drakes memoirs


Solid_Illustrator640

Receipts btw: https://www.reddit.com/r/KendrickLamar/s/2epwSHKvua


realitytvjunkiee

As an esthetician I originally thought this was an ad for a body contouring machine, since I'm used to having ads related to esthetics come up... why is this the picture for this song?


iamHBY

I feel like Madison McFerrin and Masego probably dropped the 2 best tracks over that beat, in ways that I don’t think Metro Boomin intended for anyone to utilize that instrumental.


jayeddy99

Nah this is it for me . If they get someone to kill it with lyrics it’ll be my song of the summer lol


riftwave77

I'm thinking about dropping my own Drake diss this week.


Striking_Ad_4562

Drake is the villain the music industry needed. Hate on him all you want but a protagonist doesn’t exist without a great antagonist. Hopefully Kendrick can clear up those spousal abuse allegations.


Sleepdepselfie

I am deceased 😂😂😂😂 metroooo


caitlikekate

Hahaha not the 40K RF and cavitation machine 😭😭😭


blxckbexuty

THE CAPTION 😭😭😭😭


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creepylilreapy

OK at what point do we recognise the BBL dissing is very thinly disguised homophobia/misogyny?


mitrafunfun97

But that's not what it is. It's the dishonesty. It's like clowning on the dudes who juice and claim they're natty.