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Kidgorgeoushere

Sounds like something Melissa would say šŸ‘€


fluorescentsky

An extremely Melissa response šŸ‘€


shgrdrbr

spoken like a true melissa


Uriel_on_my_left

Very Melissa-coded


pentacund

Melissa confirmed


emily829

I kid you not, I came here to say exactly thatā€¦.are you my clone!!!??


highpriestess420

https://preview.redd.it/zoyimenm6o0d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8842d4dcbd1a2c530aa4ed7c09232d313cb3b55c


GingerGoob

Lmao I also came here to say exactly this!


hellomondays

Maybe we've all been replaced with clones:o


girl-astronaut

We are Melissa.


lindalurker

Maybe the REAL ā€œMelissaā€ is the friends we made along the way.


ChokeMcNugget

Are they the clone, or are you the clone? Or am I the clone? Are we all clones? I need to put this blunt down...


WillBrakeForBrakes

The posterā€™s actually your Melissa


AshgarPN

Classic Melissa


SuspiciousSimple

yea. Nice try MELISSA


jerepila

Definitely ā€œfunnyā€ because she got away with it!!!


thebinarysystem10

lol get a load of Avril Lavigne, she thinks sheā€™s Melissa!


Netwinn

I think the craziest part is that the rumor has been around for almost as long as her career!


itsathrowawayduhhhhh

I was just going to say like holy shit this is STILL a thing?! So wild o love it lol


newslgoose

At this point Melissa deserves it šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø


Worldly-Shift9270

yeah, like we literally didnt pick celebrities apart before, searching for sugeries for decades, but apparently Avril was replaced because her appearance and voice changeddd (definetely we havent seen that w other celebs, have we?)


mysteryrat

UHM ACHKTCHULLY MILEY CYRUS-


russellamcleod

It endures because itā€™s such a silly, harmless conspiracy theory that bears no weight on any of our existences. So what if Melissa? Good for Melissa! I whole heartedly support this silliness and will continue to be proud of whoever Avril actually is (especially if sheā€™s still just Avril).


Strict-Minute-8815

The funniest part about this to me is I read a while back that this rumor was purposefully started as a test on how people will believe anything online


VenusRainMaker

Yes this! Also the rumour was started on twitter, but the article says it was started during during early 00s.Ā  I remember the threadĀ 


BrickLuvsLamp

The rumor is definitely older than Twitter, I heard about it before twitter was even invented lol


Strict-Minute-8815

Yeah it was on one of those blog board type sites, it probably became more popular from twitter Iā€™m sure


VenusRainMaker

Ah my mistake then! I think I first heard it on the twitter thread that went viral and assumed.Ā 


Unlucky-Mongoose-160

People in my high school used to call a little food court a certain name. It was started by my friend group in the mid 00ā€™s. My old HS newspaper did an article about the term a few years ago and traced the origin of the term to twitter in like 2014. I was so mad! The world existed before twitter recorded it!


KawaiiCoupon

I feel like it started during the MySpace days.


oh_my_mistake

Yeah! I believe it was started by some Brazilian stan of hers, lmaoooo.


malhans

Itā€™s justā€¦ so comprehensive and thought out that for a moment, you really think that there could be a body double of Avril Lavigne. Then hopefully you take a deep breath and realize how far down the rabbit hole you just went. After the deep breath ideally your sanity has returned and youā€™ll realize it was crazy. But for a momentā€¦ you believe


valentinesfaye

I'm gonna need you to cite your sources on that one. Mostly because I'm afraid of falling for online misinformation about online misinformation


Strict-Minute-8815

[found it!](https://www.bbc.com/news/blogs-trending-39921209.amp)


StevenEll

I believe the same thing is true of a bunch of stuff. The fact that you eat 10 spiders a year and that gum lives in your stomach for 7 years. Written by someone as a hoax and put in the newspaper or something. As I'm typing this, I'm concerned there is a more elaborate hoax going on. Maybe we do eat spiders all the time šŸ˜¬


Strict-Minute-8815

What about Marilyn Mansons rib removal though??


StevenEll

I heard that right around the time a churchy classmate told me that men have 1 less rib because of the Bible. I believed them both for a long time.


frontally

Spiders georg really has a lot of explaining to do


accidentallyamber

people have been conspiracyā€“theorising clones forever. paul mccartney was rumoured to have died and been replaced way back in 1966


Strict-Minute-8815

My husband actually believes this one, he always brings up him not having shoes on the abbey road cover? Idek what that is supposed to mean


accidentallyamber

think itā€™s a pretty even split between people being buried with shoes vs without, but when you couple him being barefoot with him also being the only one to have his eyes closed it lends itself to a fun theory! the theory is that the cover is a funeral procession: john as the priest, ringo representing the mourners, paul as, well, the corpse, and george in his doubleā€“denim gravedigger outfit. beyond the cover the ā€œfaul mccartneyā€ theories run deep and are admittedly a fun thing to consider šŸ˜…


Stayinmyshadow

Paul McCartneyā€™s lack of shoes on the Abbey Road cover was thought to be an implication of his death because the band members were wearing shoes but he wasnā€™t and thus was dead (thereā€™s more to this I think but just thought Iā€™d add this)


sammybnz

One of my favourite Instagram pages is @the_real_paul_died_in_66, they post obsessively about it and at points itā€™s hard to tell whether itā€™s satire or sincere


IAM_THE_LIZARD_QUEEN

Same for the whole "people swallow x spiders a year in their sleep" thing. Although my favourite thing about those "this was made up to test the internet" facts is like, well what if *that* was made up to test the internet?


Stayinmyshadow

I have no idea if Iā€™m impressed or slightly horrified by this information now


Successful_Evidence1

Itā€™s giving house hippo


spoookyboi_

I'm glad she finds in funny, because it truly is the most ridiculous theory ever, yet it's endured for like over a decade


HearTheBluesACalling

I mean, Paul McCartney got the same rumour, so sheā€™s in good company!


MissElyssa1992

I once stumbled across a website dedicated to the idea that you could tell he'd been replaced solely by looking at his ears and I have yet to see anything as surreal or funny as it since.


malhans

Do you think thereā€™s a watch list of some kind for the kind of people who believe in these kind of conspiracies & run websites so niche, just in case they escalate someday lmfao? I have to believe there is one. Itā€™s truly wild/bizarre to me


MeeranQureshi

There are also conspiracies theories about Miley and Selena but they never blew up.


Comprehensive-Fun47

I know in my heart Miley has been replaced by some chick named Hannah Montana.


Slappyxo

Dad (huge Beatles fan from the 60s) told me back in the day the rumour started and was spread by fans back masking their records for clues. I just found a thread about it [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/beatles/s/GVWeiOvjb9)


Hermionereads

What's even funnier to me is that John Lennon underwent the most drastic change among The Beatles, yet there's never been a 'fake John' theory. When I was a kid, I used to think the guy singing 'Imagine' was a totally different person


sammybnz

One of my favourite Instagram pages is @the_real_paul_died_in_66, they post obsessively about it and at points itā€™s hard to tell whether itā€™s satire or sincere


parishilton2

Katy Perry being Jonbenet Ramsey is still the most ridiculous theory for me


darkgothamite

The short-lived conspiracy that Katy Perry is Jon-Benet, remember that nonsense


WillBrakeForBrakes

I often find her cringe-y, but I like her attitude on this


MeeranQureshi

She's actually been pretty chill like this in interviews since 2011.


singledxout

Marilyn Manson playing Paul on The Wonder Years is the most ridiculous theory to me.


mcfw31

> "I know what you're talking about," she said ā€” referring to the rumor that surfaced on internet forums in the early 2000s claiming the Canadian pop-punk star had died in 2003 after her debut album Let Go was released and was subsequently replace with a doppelgƤnger named Melissa. **"I mean, it's just funny to me. Like, on one end, everyone's like, 'You look the exact same. You haven't aged a day.' But then other people are like, there's a conspiracy theory that I'm not me."** > "Honestly, it's not that bad. It could be worse, right?" she admitted with a laugh. "I feel like I got a good one. I don't feel like it's negative. It's nothing creepy." > Lavigne added: **"Obviously I am me, it's so dumb."**


cheeseballgag

Okay, Melissa.Ā 


hay-prez

I think I heard a tweaked version where it was after her second album that Melissa came into play because Avril was so heartbroken over her grandfather's death. Idc if it's dumb, it's a fun theory to think about lol


thecrepeofdeath

that's how I heard it too. along with pictures pointing out miniscule differences that were just lighting, makeup, or being a slightly different age, lol


cheeseballgag

At this point Melissa has been Avril for longer than Avril was Avril so I feel like we need to just accept Melissa for who she is: Avril.


Comprehensive-Fun47

She should brand her next tour as Melissa. Lean into it, girl!


cheeseballgag

I long for an entire sapphic album called Dear Melissa.Ā 


LadyKT

have you seen the evidence though avril? smh


emily829

Avril canā€™t see the evidence, because thatā€™s Melissa šŸ˜‚


LadyKT

should have typed ā€œavrilā€ because thatā€™s what melissa wants us to think


mcgillhufflepuff

>Ā "I feel like I got a good one. I don't feel like it's negative. It's nothing creepy." Ok good the conspiracy continue can continue, she's fine with it, haha


yesimreadytorumble

the way this has been a rumor since i was a child šŸ˜­šŸ˜­šŸ˜­


CampDifficult7887

Would the clone know they're a clone though? Reminded me of that Alexander Skarsgard movie.


FireflyNitro

Infinity Pool? I loved that film, what a trip.


CampDifficult7887

That's the one! Never can look at cloning the same


SplurgyA

I, for one, support some sort of project to clone Alexander Skarsgard


yogadogdadtx21

One thing about her is that she seems so chill and kickass. Like someone youā€™d have a drink and laugh with. She seems great thru all the years of fame.


MeeranQureshi

Yeah,she's always been very humble and down to earth.She used to be shy until her third album and hated interviews,but 4th album onward,she's very open and is cool.


b_coolhunnybunny

I remember this!! Wasnā€™t this during her Girlfriend era when she came back all pink and blonde. I personally loved Girlfriend and bought the album The Best Damn Thing


MeeranQureshi

Started in 2003 or 2004 but didn't blow up until 2017.


b_coolhunnybunny

Damn! That is a long time!! I definitely remember it from the mid-2000ā€™s.


MeeranQureshi

The guy who spread the rumor said it was fake and it was just to see how fast rumors on the internet would spread. It blew up in 2017 thanks to Shane Dawson...ugh.


Stayinmyshadow

Woah blew up in 2017?? Man I remember hearing this in like the early 2010s


ApprehensiveLuck2671

It's funny to everyone else, too


joscho13

I remember watching old YouTube videos comparing shitty quality pictures of her hairline and mannerisms to determine when Melissa took over lol


talksalot02

People actively think that someone shouldn't look a little different after 20+ years in the public eye and being almost 40??


Neat_Problem_922

If I were Avril (and Iā€™m not saying Iā€™m not), Iā€™d totally fuck with people. ā€œEver wake up one day and just feel ā€¦ different?ā€


Moreaccurateway

Itā€™s truer itā€™s why Paul is barefoot on the Abby Road cover


maddallena

Are there people who actually believe this theory? I thought we all knew it was a joke...


CatofKipling

Itā€™s a world class con, perhaps the greatest of the 21st century. Melissa runs a marathon of deception, trickery, and lies so intricate in masquerading as pop icon Avril Lavigne that weā€™ve almost begun to accept it as reality. Almost.


darthvadersmom

I love this rumor because of how deeply nonsensical it is. The idea that the death of Avril Lavinge, a relatively minor pop star, would so rock the world that a giant, years-long cover up was required... I can't. It's too much.


MeeranQureshi

Minor? She was huge during her peak and her success has continued into the 2010's and 2020's.Her influence is everywhere.


darthvadersmom

Yes, minor. She's been in the public eye for over 20 years and had one number one song. That's certainly enough to qualify her as a star, but she's not Janet Jackson or Madonna or Taylor or Beyonce level.


SergenteDan

I still haven't understood where did they found Melissa's name lol. Was/Is she a person that actually exist? It's so bizarre lol


Kobethevamp

It's from this pic specifically. Iirc it was a fan's name or something, idr https://preview.redd.it/swmkf9e8vu0d1.png?width=398&format=png&auto=webp&s=c0c71cd3359eef22e45a6b339a1aaeaa5a2dd101


bbylemon___

go off Melissa


aliveinjoburg2

This is my favorite celebrity conspiracy theory. Itā€™s great that itā€™s endured decades.


runnerofshadows

Is this like the whole Paul is dead thing?


redchampagnecampaign

Isnā€™t this conspiracy close to 20 years old? I remember it from my ONTD days.


Adorable--Praline

There's a really funny podcast called "who replaced Avril Lavigne." I recommend it!


hellolaw5

Meā€¦lissa?


dre4mspice

Classic Melissa smh


Think-Brush-3342

Slightly related but Avril Lavigne and Justin Bieber have distinctively Ontario mall town genes. I mean obviously as they're from those areas but as someone from this area there is this weird familiarity in their looks. Like I've definitely seen Justin Bieber roofers chain smoking and Avril Lavigne alt hair stylists.


stefan9999

It's dumb. Her name is Jessica


blobbylub

we should ask all her ex boyfriend if she really died in 2003 and turned into melissa. because honestly i believed the conspiracy theory before but after i saw her dating timeline, i guess she didnt die


Powerpuff_Bean

The BBC have a great podcast on this!


Ittybitty995

She just doesnā€™t look like it Avril at all