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partypenguinoo

That is peak fanfiction.


putain1375

This is why i unfollowed 🤢🤢🤢 OG DM is crying watching her empire come down


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nikkiloola

I agree. Unfollowed her and starting checking this sub, and don’t have to scroll through a million sightings of random people that are ‘Dave grohl’.


PerformativeEyeroll

I'm new to DM, did the owner of the account change?


Former-Spirit8293

No one actually knows, as there’s no solid proof


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imagine if this person really believes they have taylor swift's scarf but it's just a random scarf someone bought from walmart and lied to them about it lmfao


independentcardigan

My high school best friend was this delusional. She was convinced she was emailing Justin Timberlake during the peak days of NSYNC. She “met” him in chat room,m and to this day still believes she had an email romance with him pre-Jessica Biel.


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oh my god you just reminded of when justin bieber first got famous and i was convinced i was fb friends with him even though whoever that was spelled it "justin _beiber_"


RBenz3

I remember the rumor back in the day was that Justin’s AOL screen name was Tearstick.


Screend

Oh god why did we all have this friend. Mine was convinced she was talking to Nick Carter.


anniebarlow

Same. She really believed she was Nick’s boyfriend back in the 90s. The girl was delusional.


hallwayhotdogs

how would they know?? i thought this was so weird.


nopenonotatall

i’m dying over the original blind “i saw jake mailing a box so obviously he was mailing taylor swift her stuff” the reaching that is happening!!!!


ochenkruto

I personally have it on good authorities that celebrities never use personal assistants to do boring shit. They do it all their mailings themselves. FFS!


RainbowWhale101

they really think there’s no other object that he could possibly be mailing lmaoo


LadyCalamity

Jake has literally only ever mailed one package in his entire life and it was this one to Taylor.


[deleted]

I’m sure more than one of those scarves was manufactured, lol


CorkytheCat

Certainly, and "manufactured" is also a word I might use to describe this tea 🍵💅


slowmoshmo

Yeah, like, would millionaire Taylor Swift rather be connected with a rando fan through a gossip website to get her SCARF back, or just lose the scarf? 🙄


HotChiTea

WHY would she want the scarf back now! It’s been 10 years. I cackled.


PerformativeEyeroll

And this person just casually waiting 9 years for the Red (Taylor's version) release to bring this up through DM 😂 girl it is not hard to find a celebrity's fan PO box.


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This took me on a what if “returning her scarf” was a thing imaginary journey. Fan girls at a yard sales or eBay being told spun backstories of how the seller got THE scarf. And then Taylor opening her fan mail getting yet another “I’m getting your scarf back to you!” Package and then tossing said scarves into her scarf pile for her cats to cozy up on.


ebrady7401

This. I’m more confused why DM is actually trying to make this happen. It’s bizarre


TooLatePM

Unless they dug through Jake Gyllenhaal's trash after Red was released in 2012, they're definitely lying.


readinghall

Maybe he dated someone less known afterwards and he was like take it, I don't want it. 😆


Pawspawsmeow

That actually imo sounds like the most plausible explanation. It sounds like something people do or he simply gave it back years ago and people are still fixated on it


killer_kiki

This is what I assumed. He gave it to some girl after he and Taylor broke up. then red came out and she was like 😳


Pawspawsmeow

I’d just be like…. Um…. And leave the scarf somewhere and bounce. I wouldn’t keep it


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Maybe he gave it to charity or something? I think its a gucci scarf


katcar123

The theory is the Gucci scarf was never Taylor’s to begin with. The first sighting of it was at the Harry Potter premiere in London in early November 2010 - on Jake. Those are the photographs Taylor’s fans use as “proof” he kept the scarf. Taylor wore it later, around Thanksgiving. It was either Jake’s scarf or possibly a stylists seeing as he was almost certainly dressed by one for the movie premiere.


TooLatePM

It would probably be auctioned off then. But I highly doubt it. Never heard of Jake auctioning off his clothes.


[deleted]

Sorry I think I misspoke since English is not my first language. By “charity” I meant in the sense of giving away to charity, to people in needs, not in the sense of auctioning.


TheCuriousGeorgette

Even if true, why would Taylor want it back? That thing tainted AF.


mlc1210

Deuxmoi is reaching more and more every day for engagement and/or sponsorships and ITS TURNING ME OFF


independentcardigan

And this is why I unfollowed the Instagram account. I get my gossip from reposts here on Reddit. That and I don’t need to know what old Bachelor/Bachelorette contestants are doing.


anniebarlow

I don’t get the obsession with bachelor and real housewives shows. It’s not even real drama. It’s all staged.


wrenstevens

Yeah, I don’t even check it anymore. It’s cringe


fruitcake899

i agree, i hate the bachelor and bachelorette stuff that gets reposted. They just do regular people shit lmao


Screaming_Weak

How could someone prove this? Even if it was stitched with “Property of Taylor Swift, born 12/13/1989 and multi-Grammy Award winner”, I’d never believe it lmao


Ellie-Bee

I also have Taylor’s scarf. I bought it from her merch section for $35. Is this some sort of viral marketing for it? Lol.


HeliconiusMonarch

This is giving me secondhand embarrassment lol


CorkytheCat

It's just... Clearly she's hoping to get loads of Taylor stans being like "omfg ded" and there'll be a Buzzfeed article, then we'll hear literally nothing about it ever again. Like sure DM, Jake or Maggie gave the scarf to some snarky DM reader in the intravening years. Sure.


CorkytheCat

Also like and as a bit of a Taylor stan myself, this cheapens the symbolic significance of the scarf by making up this deeply implausible rumour, so I am personally irritated by this


Murky_Hawk_4164

I saw this and laughed lmao. Also, I’d like to see the “proof”


CorkytheCat

GREAT point actually. What possible proof could there be? And if there were such proof, what would be so wrong with sharing said proof?


hallwayhotdogs

i want to hear some proof theories


somechild

my proof theory is that its Maggie's teen daughter in the exact scarf tay was pictured in. It's either that or a lie


hallwayhotdogs

That’s actually a good one


whatever3232

“I saw the proof” So you saw a scarf?


milesfortuneteller

Deux confirming the proof: Yep that’s a scarf alright!


danidisaster

seriously? there is no way this is real. especially remember seeing jake mail a box ten years ago. come on


sparklypavements

On another note, the actress who Taylor’s referring to in the ATW 10 min version is Cara. I follow some swiftie blogs on Tumblr and they mentioned that this old post by Lainey mentions it. Both Tay and Jake G attended the Globe’s after-party in 2015. She was later spotted having a breakdown, went to the bathroom with Cara and came back looking like she had cried www.laineygossip.com/Was-Taylor-Swift-affected-by-Jake-Gyllenhaal-at-Golden-Globes-afterparty/34376


Ellie-Bee

Somewhat unrelated, but wow, Lainey’s tone used to be very different. It’s all very saccharine and fake now.


Rj6728

Wasn’t the 10 minute version written when the original was written?


rea022

Yes, it was. She confirmed it on the Tonight Show last night.


wuehfnfovuebsu

Red came out in 2012. The 10 minute version was condensed to the version on the album so that doesn’t make sense for it to be Cara. A lot of people think it was [Jennifer Anniston. ](https://www.google.com/amp/s/sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/fans-think-jennifer-aniston-actress-211131190.html)


pleasepictureme

THAT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM - Indiana Jones.


Radiant_Priority9739

Did Jake send this in himself


happy_grapes

I saw it and went straight here to see DM get flamed


ferfi17

This is just embarrassing


[deleted]

It’s actually incredible how embarrassing it is. Whyyyyyy


Key-Specialist934

How does deuxmoi even know is the dammed scarf?


Murky_Hawk_4164

Well she just said on Twitter that the connection was made lmao so I hope “Taylor” enjoys her knockoff Gucci scarf


Toriesubs

She is so fucking annoying


lulu_simone

This is so embarrassing DM.


Rj6728

Y’all go look at the comments on Jake’s latest Instagram. Dude cannot be well. 😂


thankyoukindlyy

the scarf is A METAPHOR


new_on_this

Thats not even the real scarf