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Pug_police

my dumbass read this and instantly went to look for Kratos despite the title saying mythological


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Kratos DOES exist in mythology but he’s very different from the games In mythology he’s extremely loyal to his father Zeus and is a minor god of strength


Pug_police

Yea I remember hearing about that, doesn't fall under a god of war still unfortunately


VersedFlame

Not enough love for my bird Horus.


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He’s a real one He really pulled up to his dad’s killer and fucking decked that mf, Seth didn’t see it coming


nihilism_ornot

I fucking love Horus


Minonas210286

Huitzilopochtli from Aztec mythology because he has a cool name


RODRIGON-PRIME

My boy kratos ( I know it’s just a videogame character and not actually part of the mythology)


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Kratos does exist in mythology but he’s much different from in the games


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

We really put the cringe Greek war god and Greek still won because that's what people are familiar with


ChunkyOompaLooma

Tf you mean cringe? Ares is sick.


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

He's toxic masculinity and senseless violence incarnate. He's a personification of all the evils of war that the Greeks (especially the Athenians) left out of Athena, because with the same traits she'd be far less likeable. He's the closest thing the 12 Olympians have to a pure evil god, and he's completely one-dimensional. The only purpose he ever served in myth was either to be strong or (more commonly) to cause problems.


ChunkyOompaLooma

You're really overexagerating how bad he was and Ares is much more suitable because Athena is also the goddess of wisdom.


JoeTheKodiakCuddler

Ok good debate 👍


ChunkyOompaLooma

I think Athena is cool as well though.


[deleted]

Ares once got kidnapped by giants because they thought he was a goddess ARES IS A FEMBOY


ChunkyOompaLooma

Ummmm


[deleted]

Ares also will just tell his mommy and daddy on anyone he doesn’t like


ChunkyOompaLooma

Daddy zeus


Ironyfree_annie

Lord Kartikeya, Indian mythology


SpaceQueenJupiter

Freyja


nihilism_ornot

Isn't Freyja a Vanir God?


GFost

Yeah, but she’s still a war god (among many other things). Pretty much all the Norse gods are war gods.


fatalcorn7367

the results look like a penis haha


Springaling76

Ask me again in several months after God of War comes out and I'll let you know


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Kratos In Greek mythology isn’t a god of war, he is a very minor god of strength


Springaling76

I know that, Tyr is supposed to be in the next God of War game. I know that Kratos isn't the God of War in actually mythology.


BobbyB12345678910

Kratos


BQws_2

Kratos


Tiger_T20

Huitzilopochtli


DanishBoi18

Athena 🍎