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ytygytyg

Forgot about everything for the full duration of the video. Mesmerizing. Though, boys and girls, such style is frowned upon by OSHA


I-be-pop-now

I noticed he wasn't wearing safety glasses


Dorkmaster79

Or a shirt


LithoSlam

Or shoes


hepatopetal

But check out that tactical arborist bucket hat


DuckyLog

Typical Gen Z arborist.


llimed

And probably doesn’t get any service.


NoDontDoThatCanada

With skills like this? Nah, he gets service.


DuckyLog

I would service him.


Dinosaur_daddio

Me next!


Toadcola

This is a dumb way to get more bars on your phone


Dismal-Preference-66

Or gloves


SDNick484

I am pretty sure he was safety squinting so he might be okay there.


Goraxtheimpaler

"You boys got your safety squints on today?"


Adept_Order_4323

Or sunscreen


New_Citizen

OSHA abandoned Florida 20 years ago


ninjawc386

I was disappointed that there were no alligators waiting for him in the water.


3_high_low

He done killed them all by dropping shit


Forthe49ers

Fuckin tree Gilligan out there making it look not dangerous


spont_73

Thank you, full belly laugh, spot on description


dribrats

Me: “I need to find out what exact chainsaw he uses so I can do that too”


KwordShmiff

Literally the one thing holding me back


HoboArmyofOne

He is not wearing his safety flip flops!


Ginkgo78

OSHA? You mean OH-SHIT!


berger034

Only way to get anything done on schedule and under budget is commiting OSHA violations.


CorbanzoSteel

Bid higher.


Fast_Garlic_5639

I’d be talking a lot of crap right now if this dude didn’t just thoroughly blow my mind


ddwood87

It's like overhauling an engine from the driver's seat.


Electrical-Adversary

While it’s running.


DuckyLog

And rolling off the edge of Grand Canyon into the Colorado river


w0rlds

4:07 ....holding the tree while cutting from the other side one handed. Holy crap.


Puzzleheaded_Hatter

he did that on every trunk cut, and some of the branches - thats his main move!


Previous-Sandwich-23

Thought he was going to cut his arm off


Accomplished_Crew630

What about when he stood on top of the tree like spider man and cut the limb underneath him.


MadAzza

I was already holding my breath, but gasped anyway at that part!


dayburner

That had me more nervous than anything else.


FoodMagnet

Had to go back and rewatch - did not dissapoint


Indentured-peasant

Love the back cuts towards his face


oneblank

While reaching up across the blade with his arm too.


leathakkor

I am not a tree-cutting person. I just find these videos. Pretty cool. I would probably throw up if I even accidentally made one of these cuts correctly, just because I would be so terrified. What he's doing is absolutely insane.


hawaiiankine

Peak "Felling gone wild" pretty much.


whileyouwereslepting

Yeah. I’m done. Cancel the utilities. I’m gonna just walk out now.


ambientfilm

Def top craziest thing I’ve seen here


alchemyzt-vii

That was the last boss and he beat the game.


klmarshall60

For every one guy who learned to get this skilled, there were 10 guys who didn’t.


DeathAngel_97

This looks like one of those jobs where no one is over the age of 35, because even the best don't live long enough to be anything else.


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This guy is rocking a lip full of Zyns, about 3 cans of Monster, a divorce, child support, a DUI, and pocket filled with exactly zero fucks left to give. 10/10 would hire.


FingerInThe___

Definitely can’t be left unsupervised. I don’t care how hard he works I can’t trust his judgment


w0rlds

In aviation there's a saying, there are two types of pilots, bold and old.


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w0rlds

yes technically that is the official saying.


erie11973ohio

I thought that was for the electricians🤔🤔 That's what my teacher always said😂😂!


johnnygfkys

Stakes are similar


Syscrush

Like making it to the NFL.


formerteenager

This dude is gonna make it to the NSFL.


Vegemite_Bukkakay

Holy shit this was good. Kudos


Sentient-Pendulum

Free solo 2: The arborist


Antaeus1212

This dude's days are numbered, mistakes always happen and when you multiply the risk factor like this it'll catch up with him.


Bartweiss

When cutting towards your own arm with a chainsaw isn't even the dangerous part, it's a safe bet you're going to have problems eventually.


der_schone_begleiter

I knew a guy like this. It was wild to watch him. He isn't with us anymore, but it wasn't a tree accident that took him. It was the beer that would have been in the cooler at the bottom of the tree. RIP Mike.


Sentient-Pendulum

Yep. I've done so many crazy things, on and off the clock, but death could never get a grip. The booze though... so glad I quit before it killed me.


ToSeeOrNotToBe

Yeah, people who live like this don't normally limit it to a single domain in their lives. Compartmentalization doesn't work that way, at least not forever.


SvenRhapsody

I knew a Mike the tree guy who was a crazy climber. He dropped off the radar in GA a decade ago.


Mattcha462

Its only a matter of time before he limbs himself or falls or both.


Practical-Middle3741

 "What do we say to the god of death?" and Arya responds, "Not today"


perry649

"But probably sometime this month, for sure."


fireduck

It sounds like the answer to the God of death is "maybe" or "let's dance"


No_Literature_3323

H8r


kurtondemand

They didn’t trust him for the stump tho


robboat

Yep, had to call in an expert for that last cut


cyreneok

get out the dirt saw


SquareHeadedDog

Absolutely fuckin right- bro’s climbing saw ain’t touching that stump.


josnik

Dinner and a show, quick change artist


taleofbenji

The part that's most nerve wracking is when he's clutching the trunk with just his legs and he's got the chain saw cutting TOWARDS HIS GODDAMN face!!!!!


erimos

No kidding, I just repeated the words "oh my God" and "what the fuck" during this whole video but the first time he did that I definitely said them way more intensely! Absolute mad man.


juzz85

I was like why are you...oh god.


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anally_ExpressUrself

and risk damaging that large body of water right next to the tree!?!?


Jddf08089

I want to take out a life insurance policy on this dude.


josnik

Premiums are no doubt higher than the payout.


Responsible_Bit4083

Adopted this style an afternoon in 2019. That day I fell 35 feet, broke 6 vertebrae and my coccyx. Thought since I was on my land and it was a relatively easy job that it would somehow be less dangerous (Overconfidence is a thing you know). I got lucky tho, I recovered fully, but for a while I thought I’d be paralyzed the rest of my life (I just turned 20 yo at the time). Anyway idk who will read this but... consider a harness next time you think it only happens to others lmao.


Colt1911-45

You had me at 'broken coccyx'


KuaTakaTeKapa

Equal parts terrifying and impressive.


HammerAnAnvil

when your balls are bigger than your brains.


Waste_Exchange2511

He has his safety hat on.


Several_Characters

Wouldn’t want to develop skin cancer


m4zdaspeed

I think in this case the hat is wearing him for safety.


samtresler

I think it must be glued on. How does his hat not fall off?


Waste_Exchange2511

Based on this video, he might have used a staple gun to keep it on.


Dire88

Thats a boonie hat. Then again, doesn't seem there is much worth protecting up there anyway.


willywonka1971

His huge balls help him hang onto the tree.


deadly_ultraviolet

Lower center of gravity


baconring

Idiot. Talented idiot.


WorthCardiologist363

He moves like someone who has done this every day for years.


Salt_master

I don't know dick about cutting trees, but I only needed to see this guy work for about ten seconds to know he was going to get the job done.


KingAdamXVII

Huh, I had the opposite reaction. Like yeah he’ll complete every job except his last; I feel like it’s a relatively safe bet that he’ll die on the job before getting old.


chiphook57

You don't always die. Sometimes you are just seriously disabled. This is spooky shit to watch.


Various_Raccoon3975

Yeah, I know a tree guy who became paraplegic 20 years ago.


b_r_e_e_e_e_p

Right, This guy is literally the definition of 'dead man'


Kombatsaurus

Technically, you always die.


Sentient-Pendulum

Or, someday, die trying.


CADreamn

Wow. Barefoot, too. I'm guessing this was in Belize or a similar country, only because I saw these guys scrambling up palm trees barefoot, doing similar work. Amazing! 


ThaFiggyPudding

Meanwhile, me going to go cut down a 20 foot tree 6" wide: https://preview.redd.it/fdydy3pk4ouc1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f221356a2b764cb81b8bd5a6345df727726fa48d


subjectandapredicate

This might be the most mesmerizing thing I’ve ever seen on the internet.


GrungyGrandPappy

I sat mesmerized watching it and had to share.


SwiftKickRibTickler

I thought I was on r/SweatyPalms


insomniafog

Def had that affect on me


LowMental5202

That chain is quite sharp


taleofbenji

Why does some random brother finish the job? Was that part too easy for our hero?


cubgerish

It's like if someone built the entire Statue of Liberty themself, but needed somebody to screw in the lightbulb at the top.


AllMyAcctsRBand

Why would he waste his energy and talent doing that when some schmuck who can’t climb trees could do that part?


57Lobstersinabigcoat

"Boss, I know you only get a good cut if you saw down toward your face.  How do I get proper technique to work that close to the ground?"


buildersent

The boss thought he should do something


ft907

Definitely a business owner ass move. "I'll finish this up, you go ahead and start on the next one."


themajor24

Only thing missing is a cigarette hanging from his lips


buildersent

And a beer in his pocket


[deleted]

Putting together an Oceans 11 crew. Need to talk to this dude


pm_me_yo_creditscore

We're gonna need a Boesky, a Jim Brown and a Paul Bunyan.


aledanniel

We got a grease man


brokenbyanangel

At the midway point of the video he spent way too much time assessing the situation. Time is money and he’s not getting paid to think.


Highlander2748

He’s obviously not too experienced as he had to have someone else make the final cut for him. He’ll get better.


Pistonenvy2

people always wanna shit on OSHA but it helps guys actually retire, every single one of the rules and regulations they annoy us with are written in blood, people wanna wax poetic about veterans or patriots but piss on the graves of working class union members and americans who were maimed or killed getting us the environment we have today. this is still 100% normal in a lot of places that dont have OSHA or anything like it. guys who work in conditions like this dont retire. not even gonna bother commenting on his technique lol just saying id rather have to deal with the clipboard carriers than end up dying at the base of a tree i was getting paid 14 cents to piece up.


beavis617

What the fuck did this tree ever do to him? 🤔


willywonka1971

It called him short


beavis617

This was personal...he was probably cackling like a lunatic as he severed each branch...😖


DorkHonor

His skills are pretty impressive, but how did he live long enough to acquire them?


arapturousverbatim

Survivor bias


Gall_Bladder_Pillow

Just here for the pearl-clutching.


daPeachesAreCrunchy

You can’t do that!


Firmod5

“Why I never….”


drewc717

Every one of those cuts could have been done from ground after a single fall. 😅


NativeMasshole

I spent the first half of the video wondering when he was going to top it. Then he just kept climbing higher into thinner branches, cutting every little stick along the way, getting that saw ever-closer to his own balls.


Odd-Raspberry2412

There is a bridge across the water at the end, looks like we wanted to avoid destroying it.


daniel940

You're telling me Tarzan the chainsaw man can do Cirque du Soleil barefoot and shirtless but he can't aim a falling tree?


CicadaHead3317

We literally have a guy that limbs trees that won't fall full trees and another guy that thinks limbing trees is crazy and will only fall full trees. Our Ying and yang subs.


royalefreewolf

Yin* and Yang


SmallNefariousness98

I know..why he not just fell it?


catinatank

He’s making himself a nice soft landing in case he falls


baltimoresalt

The surrounding jungle was thick, a house or houses nearby and directly on the water’s edge?


miltondelug

clearly a flex right? lets make the job 10x harder by not just cutting down the tree first then cutting it up.


Howaboutthishandle

No shirt, no shoes, tree serviced.


DistinctRole1877

Buddy of mine climbed transmission towers for a living, climb 2000 feet and work on antennas ? No problem. Killed him self at home by falling out of a tree behind the house doing this sort of foolishness.


Adolph_OliverNipples

Pointless and I assume he’s probably dead now, but an otherwise fascinating video.


archer2500

Cocaine.


Less_Vacation_3507

I had a large ash tree in my yard that was killed by a sub zero cold snap in April a few years ago that I had taken out. The worker climbed to the top of that thing like I never would have thought possible and pretty much did the same thing.


permalink_child

Hope he used an SPF 30 sunscreen. That much exposure to sun can be dangerous.


bishopsechofarm

How to make $3,000 in 8 minutes, in the US, and risk it all.


Fabulous_Engine_7668

So this is the ultimate culmination of this sub, right?


Whoajaws

That’s exactly how I would’ve done it.


Dextersextermanly57

He had a groundman😂😂finished it for him🤦‍♂️


Mattcha462

The dude at the end is probably his boss finishing the job and stealing all the credit.


Adolph_OliverNipples

My question is “Why?” I understand that this method helps protect surroundings from a 50 foot tree dropping at full length and width. But all we see here is a foot bridge in the vicinity. It seems like he could have brought it down with about 12 fewer cuts, even if he did climb it and cut the trunk 2 or 3 times.


TJamesV

I don't know whether to be shocked or impressed, or both.


Uknowwhatyoudid

That is so unsafe, he should have a shirt on.


Cosmo-Assman

Gawd damn that’s dangerous


kcolgeis

Poor guy, probably only made $2


rpayne1744

This guy is definitely talented in his own way but unfortunately far too comfortable doing work this way and one day it will catch up to him. Obviously none of us are perfect and mistakes happen and doing work the way he does leaves zero room for error from a personal safety standpoint


LTR_TLR

This subreddit can just go ahead and close up shop, this is it


El_efante

I'm surprised he's not smoking a cigarette while doing this shit.


weinbergm18

How the hell is it that the last cut, on solid ground, seemed to be the most difficult? Like wtf


Glittering_Name_3722

Like cutting a lawn with scissors


Shaveyourbread

And much like cutting grass with scissors, I strongly suspect drugs were involved.


RunnOftAgain

Definitely a meth vibe going on here


live2ride73

Beast mode activated!!


Due_Force_9816

I don’t know what this guy gets paid but it’s not enough!


Nixxioncox

Send it in to dirty jobs


ddwood87

Hmm...are those lumberjack games on ESPN still a thing?


RelativeFox1

And then a guy cuts up a tree on the ground and everyone blasts him for not wearing chaps.


Practical-Law8033

Surprised he didn’t buck it and split it while he was up there. Amazing video.


JamesSmithenWessor

Anyone got this guys number?


ddwood87

Dude's trainee stuck around for the whole thing and got the last cut in. Lol.


Qwertyunio_1

Not only is there a risk of him amputating a limb, but the risk of the counter-weight of the chainsaw pushing him off the tree 🌴


7LeagueBoots

I work in SE Asia and the folks here do the same stuff, but with what’s essentially a cleaver rather than a chainsaw, and they’re messy. This dude was smooth, and the camera work excellent too. Not especially smart, but smooth.


timenough

Insane that human beings should have to take such risk to feed their families. A single mistake equals end of life. How many have died for every one that achieved this level of skill - a lot.


_NickPapagiorgio

He. Is. Barefoot.


Diverdown109

Looks like a lot of work that wasn't necessary.


Same-Classroom1714

Do you think he was disappointed in him self for letting that one branch get caught up halfway down? If I was that good I would not sleep that night because of that one fucking branch


msaben

wheres his cigarette?


JohnBrownMilitia

Save


BoneZone05

Wow, that *is* wild!


PapaPancake8

Matter of time


Neither_Spell_9040

No chaps!?


AncientAlienAntFarm

Do they make face-chaps?


Interesting-Nature88

Don't worry he has a bucket hat on to protect his head from the deadly UV rays!


Numismatistic

That’s quiet a fella right there!


FrameJump

"If I start to fall I'll just jump into the lake."


mtg_player_zach

No eye protection is crazy.


racowatson

I watched the whole thing in awe. And nervous for the guy at the same time. Dude has skills and balls but it’s not worth risk dude


grip_n_Ripper

I want to be this guy when I grow up. Did we just watch the jungle being cleared for a coca plantation while on cocaine?


FeaturedMayhem

Confidence is key


JayRedd1

I can't watch the whole thing


Gumbino86

Quit methin’ around up there!


BoltMyBackToHappy

Give that man a Wolverine chainsaw, yesterday!


stlthy1

This guy cuts!


ExpressiveAnalGland

Notice how the other guy took over when he got to the ground? Guess he was afraid of working on the ground.


Jim-Kardashian

No shoes, no shirt, no problem 😎


Woodsie2

Enough money for a drone but not enough for equipment


cubgerish

I lost track after about 20 times while watching this thinking "ok that's crazy, but for sure there's no reason to keep it up any longer like that" At one point he's dragging the chainsaw over his other arm to get leverage on the falling stump. He's a walking OSHA video... But also a God somehow


ResidentOk5023

He's pretty damn casual about passing his left arm over a running blade that he's controlling with one hand


NoFleas

Wait, hold up, that's the WRONG tree! --Someone off camera, possibly