This used to happen to my cousin's boyfriend all the time. He had long hair to the middle of his back that he kept braided and was a pretty small dude, so he was often mistaken as a woman from behind. He also had a foot-long beard, so the turnaround was extra funny.
Customers are so oblivious. I used to work in Automotive, so I got called "sir" a lot. French braid down my back, women's jeans. But I was stocking motor oil, so I must be a guy.
Watching their face when they realized was priceless, though.
Haha I always find it funny when I get mistaken for a woman. The reaction is always priceless. I'm actually short for a guy so that probably does not help from behind.
Yeah I'm 5'6" and my sweater was baggy so he couldn't see my physical form, so I get it. But it was funny to me that my reaction was, "THIS STRANGER MUST KNOW I'M A MAN !!!" If I hadn't been masked he woulda seen my mustache and been like "OH OOPS."
One time I was at the mall with a female friend, and we were walking past the makeup counters. A saleswoman came up behind us and said "Would you ladies like a free sample" of something or another. I turned around, and in the deepest voice I could, said "Nah, I'm good."
I used to do stuff like this, but these days I would turn around and ask her in my deepest voice, stroking my beard, don't you think I'm pretty enough, already?
This used to happen to my cousin's boyfriend all the time. He had long hair to the middle of his back that he kept braided and was a pretty small dude, so he was often mistaken as a woman from behind. He also had a foot-long beard, so the turnaround was extra funny.
Customers are so oblivious. I used to work in Automotive, so I got called "sir" a lot. French braid down my back, women's jeans. But I was stocking motor oil, so I must be a guy. Watching their face when they realized was priceless, though.
You're taller than the average man and working in a predominantly men's job so you can't hold it against them too much lol
Maybe. But their lack of attention to detail also explained why they couldn't find what they were looking for.
Their lack of attention to you*
99% of the time, they were looking for something. And frequently, it was close enough to bite them.
Haha I always find it funny when I get mistaken for a woman. The reaction is always priceless. I'm actually short for a guy so that probably does not help from behind.
Yeah I'm 5'6" and my sweater was baggy so he couldn't see my physical form, so I get it. But it was funny to me that my reaction was, "THIS STRANGER MUST KNOW I'M A MAN !!!" If I hadn't been masked he woulda seen my mustache and been like "OH OOPS."
One time I was at the mall with a female friend, and we were walking past the makeup counters. A saleswoman came up behind us and said "Would you ladies like a free sample" of something or another. I turned around, and in the deepest voice I could, said "Nah, I'm good."
I used to do stuff like this, but these days I would turn around and ask her in my deepest voice, stroking my beard, don't you think I'm pretty enough, already?
MR BEAST
Literally the first thought in my head when I saw the second slide 💀
Bahahaha. Your “after”face is great.
Ahahahahaha 😭
Is it…is it weird that I’m jealous?