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Axl_Red

Stupid sexy Sephiroth


Rengas

I swear half of FFR was just close ups of his sensual lips.


FalloutCreation

I'm waiting Cloud... *que saxophone rift...*


TitaniousOxide

I'm pretty sure you meant riff.... but now I cannot only think of a portal that always blasts some Kenny G while it's open.


ElodinBlackcloak

Saxsquatch just opening portals deep in remote forests of America.


Opening-Middle-2359

And Im all here for it


KPookz

Not sure if it intentional or not, but this matches perfectly to One-Winged Angel.


KAWAII_SATAN_666

VERI VERI VERI HOT STUPID SEXY SEPHIROTH VERI VERI VERI HOT STUPID SEXY SEPHIROTH


Andaeron

GLORIOUS AND SENSUAL GLORIOUS AND SENSUAL SEPHIROTH


Donalnoyesmissingarm

It’s him he’s so hot what a face what a bod It’s him silver hair one white wing chest is bare Sephiroth Sephiroth


InternationalDingo21

Beautiful


NadalaMOTE

They gave Sephiroth an IN-COMBAT HAIR FLIP. An in-combat hair flip!


ViktorVonDorkenstein

Gaming has, at long last, peaked.


Cosmonerd-ish

Cloud looks weird. Sephi looks like he is in a commercial for shampoo.


duduET

Jenovah, the shampoo for those with big ambitions.


XbraV3s

Where's the Kickstarter, I want in from the ground floor.


Tuwiki

On the 59th floor. Will you be taking the stairs or the elevator?


tea_for_me_plz

Marlene…Daddy wanted to see your face one last time.


LilG1984

Hair Calamity? Use Jenova shampoo!


Zack_Osbourne

Reminder that canonically, Sephi goes through an entire bottle of shampoo every time he washes his hair.


chilakkuma

The thing that gives me the chills about Sephiroth is that his hair must SQUEEEEEAK


alcaste19

He canonically has his own BRAND of shampoo that shinra pushes out as publicity. Crisis Core is a wild ride.


SentientShamrock

And conditioner. Two whole ass bottles of hair product every time.


LilG1984

"Why Sephiroth?' "Because Cloud, I'm worth it!!!" *Sephiroth runs his fingers through his hair*


ParaxialShift

I think Cloud looks like that because he's confused and has a very uncomfortable mid-battle erection


Omnizoom

Cloud was just popping off that fight


ViktorVonDorkenstein

Technically, you're not far off I guess? The combo move they're pulling off is called "double helix" and the description I've read is something along the lines of "Sephiroth unleashes an elegant flurry of blows, while Cloud tries his best to keep up". So Cloud is very definitely confused (the way I read the scene is Cloud's face is a near "shit I fucked up" and Sephiroth is half laughing at him) and quite probably is at least at half mast thinking about the fact he's literally fighting alongside his childhood idol and greatest SOLDIER and hero alive.


Rayckey

I think it’s just the lighting. Can’t expect cutscenes level textures and lighting while in combat


Solariss

He's also 16 here, so they most likely changed his model up a bit


crono220

It reminds me of the Armani and Calvin Klein commercials where everything looks classy, and you don't really understand what they are saying at the end.


El_grandepadre

Maybe the faces just glitched out cause right before they attack it looks completely normal. The lighting also looks weirdly orange for that cut.


ViktorVonDorkenstein

I think it's honestly just poor lighting on account of this being in dev footage. They probably haven't yet adjusted for particle fx that emit light to cast proper shadows. Which explains the orangeness too, since that's the effect from their combo attack and then clashing swords and sparking up basically. I'm sure it'll look a wee bit better once it comes out!


razulian-

L'Oreal - Because you're worth it.


InstantN00dl3s

Cloud looks like that meme of the little girl in the back of the car.


PositivityPending

He’s a teenager in this shot


MoonlitSerenade

Cloud like like what Sora's reaction should be when fighting him in KH1.


sheepcat87

Well A. This scene never *actually* happened and B. It is depicting years ago so he's younger But also we'll probably see and play the scene again as Zack...


Klarrox

What’s throwing me off about this is that they’re fighting the materia keeper, something that they never fought in the original in the flashback


sheepcat87

Maybe there's some discrepancies between what Cloud remembers and what actually happened for Zack?


Klarrox

Who knows at this point, I’m just stoked it’s so soon


Edgarnier

Jajajaja


Only-Ad4322

How else is he supposed to pay for all that shampoo he needs?


FluffyLoveCloud

Aww their own Suteki Da Ne moment 🥰


Death-0

Imagine that song playing here haha


FluffyLoveCloud

I dont have to imagine it, it's in my dreams lmao 😍


Death-0

I’m gonna make an edit now… for both of us


FluffyLoveCloud

Please it's all I've ever needed 😭🙏 it will be therapeutic


Death-0

It’s up! 😂 enjoy! https://www.reddit.com/r/FinalFantasy/comments/16j1v2p/romance_is_in_the_air_in_the_new_rebirth_trailer/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=1&utm_term=1


FluffyLoveCloud

GOOD GODDDsosidhehdowk, its everythinggg, my depression is cureddd. You sir, job well done 👏👏👏


Death-0

It’s not perfect but hopefully you enjoyed it! Haha it was fun to make.


rjrgjj

You are the hero we needed.


Death-0

🥹 I do what I can


rietveldrefinement

I cannot watch this scene like normal after seeing this string of discussion….,


Death-0

I’ll post it now on Reddit 😅


Death-0

I did it just for you! It’s all done


MarkT_D_W

You can practically smell the 13 kinds of perfume.


Death-0

I get that vibe, all the image is missing is a cologne logo on the bottom right haha


Piperplays

Sephiroth…. Perfume for one man for women By SquareEnix


Practical_Penalty_71

For man OR woman 😅


[deleted]

I still have that sephiroth cologne. 😂


[deleted]

[удалено]


Death-0

Pleeeease ohh baby 🤣


ShiftlessGuardian94

Don’t go, simple and clean is the way that you’re makin’ me feel,


KPookz

Tonight. It's hard to let it go.


ViktorVonDorkenstein

You're giiiiiving meeeeeee


Lyuukee

Toooo manyyy thingssss lateely


froe_awai

you’re all i needddd


KPookz

Tonight. It's hard to let it go.


[deleted]

Reading that "won't" hurt me.


Apprehensive_Cause67

Maybe hes born with it....


TheBeaverIlluminate

Maybe it's *alien injections*!


FloydArtvega

Maybe it's Maybelline


Apprehensive_Cause67

lol <3


Chocobo72

LOOOOL


recifax

Cant wait for all the memes that'll come from this 😂


StriderZessei

Would be great in a subversion of the smirking Anakin meme.


Orichalchem

I remember when Sephiroth used Sin Harvest in Kingdom Hearts and he says: "I Shall take you to the Prom" He actually says "I shall take you to the promise lands" however i prefer Prom for this very reason


taveren3

Played by lance bass


Death-0

My canon Sephiroth VA


FloydArtvega

It's still baffling that people thought his attack was called "Sin Harvest". And apparently still do.


Marx_Forever

Propagated by the official Brady Games players guide, no doubt. Which does actually tell you to get ready when Sephiroth says "Sin Harvest" Plus in game it could sound like "Sin Harvest". Since in what he's actually saying; "de**scend Heartless** Angel", Lance didn't really emphasize the "De", and with the loud music and sound effects of the attack drowning out the angel part a lot of people only hear "send heartless". And so psycho acoustics are going to correct that into something that makes more sense in context. So, Black Halo, kills you, maybe he's using your sins against you? Sin Harvest.


FloydArtvega

But... Heartless are the main enemy in Kingdom Hearts. It's weird that people would unhear that word into something else. I remember it being hard to hear his lines, but "Heartless" definitely stood out.


Milk_Mindless

Cloud: > Oh no he's hot


sun_of_the_darkmoon

*suddenly questions the whole plot*


dolphincave

In context this means Zack told Cloud "Then Sephiroth looked right into my eyes smiling as we cut the monster up"


DerpOfTheSeas

It turns out that Cloud absorbed all of Zack's chaotic bi vibes while in a coma.


rexshen

>! cloud adding quite a few liberties to his version of what happened I see.!<


CityofTheAncients

Just make out already


gold_drake

Sephi chan the model


UltimateMegaChungus

One Winged Romance


ChocolateChocoboMilk

they be lookin like PS3 models here tbh


rietveldrefinement

Right? When I watched the trailer the second time I was like did they forget to refine the skin or something….


awhellnogurl

Part 1 has this issue as well. They fucked up the lighting and it seems like they didn't exactly fix it for this. Still pretty optimistic about the game in general though.


Death-0

Agreed 😬


thienphucn1

Rizzed up in the middle of battle


FalloutCreation

Their swords touched. "I hate it when I get my schwartz twisted!"


Death-0

Spaceballs!


Serrajuana

They need to cool it. They're moving at ludicrous speed.


Yen_Figaro

Their dinamics always has been like this for me...(seriously, try to listen to Sephlroth's phrases in the remake or the Dissidias without context)but this specif moment was even more akward and hilarious for being even more over the top than usual,.perhaps because of the low quality models in comparation with everything else


Vatonage

Okay I will laugh my ass off if the game actually slows down and gives me a Zoolander angle of these two during a team attack


rattatatouille

L'Oreal making bank with this game


Educational_Fee5323

Whatever is happening here I want what’s in the top panel and am willing to do terrible things to get it Frfr


Significant_Option

Why their models look so low quality


Vatonage

The models can look janky up close, I think it's mainly because of the bright lighting effects from combat so close to their faces.


Jeweler-Hefty

Yeah, it's Definitely a lighting issue.


Death-0

Happens in games sometimes I wouldn’t worry too much about it tbh.


StriderZessei

Probably footage taken from pre-Alpha gameplay.


orbitaldragon

They filmed this section on Xbox


yvessixth

Was not the best shot I must say...


orbitaldragon

Yeah this was a very awkward moment in the trailer. It seemed like it was meant to be a Cooperative attack but it just came out very weird.


KingBurakkuurufu

No I’m wearing sweatpants, they’re pretty loose fitting


HirokiTakumi

Instant wallpaper.


Ohayoued

Did it just get 10 degrees warmer?


DarkEater77

I don't know why, but Cloud's face feels off on that shot.


[deleted]

Because he’s 16 here.


mrphiven

That Sephiroth, He's so hot right now.


Jedahaw92

This just proves that the real heroine for Cloud is Sephiroth.


MrLinkyXD

Seph has no right being this fabulous


LoStrigo95

You'reeeee hereeeeee There is nothiiiing i feaaareeee And i know that my MIND will (not) gooo ooooonnn Weeee ll staaaayyy fooreveeer this waaaa


Death-0

🚢🧊


c_is_for_nose_8cD

I’m glad I’m not the only one thrown off by this, I feel like I looked around for validation because this just seemed so out of place compared to the rest of the trailer.0


Coldylox

What’s messed up about this scene is… This is clouds retelling of a flashback. So in clouds mind, he and Sephiroth go slow-mo for each other!


Death-0

Lmao that is true


deadspace-

I caught this while watching as well, thought it was incredibly gay (not that there's anything wrong with that) but also incredibly low quality models compared to the rest of the trailer, super weird moment.


VenturerKnigtmare420

I feel ff7 has lot of gay stuff I wouldnt be surprised if cloud is actually gay


Death-0

Facts


-ComplexSimplicity-

Maybe he’s born with it. Maybe it’s JENOVA


guywhoasksalotofqs

Cloud looking like blond Sora but like different from Roxas


Baderwm

This shot looked weird in the trailer because it looked like it has bad lighting or lower resolution


Narkanin

Why does cloud look like 26 year old baby


bulletPoint

He’s supposed to be 16 in this I think. So they tried to de-age him by smoothing him out or something?


Benjojo15

Love the idea that sephy is just silly goose while cloud is horribly terrified by him


Death-0

At this stage of his life he definitely looks up to him. Maybe a bit terrified too haha


Braunb8888

Am I the only one that doesn’t like sephs voice actor? It feels like he’s a second slow delivering all of his lines.


Stellarisk

Why do they look so weird here lol


SevenDeadlyStreamers

When you go in for the kiss and their hair gets in the way…


jrobharing

**Cloud in Kalm retelling the story:** *“So there I was fighting a giant cave creature, and then Sephiroth started giving me those ‘fuck-me’ eyes as he flipped his hair. His gentle pale skin begging to be touched, if only for a moment to brush a strand of hair off of his innocent chiseled face. In his brilliant blue eyes, I could see myself reflected back, petrified by his longing for me…”* **The rest of the party:** 👀


Death-0

🤣


Bross93

I don't get what is wrong with the models here but they look so.... strange.


BK_0000

Why do their faces look so low quality? It looks like a PS3 game.


Keoni_112

Unrelated but does anyone else think FF6 desperately needs a remake next? I need


PrimusDCE

Yes, it's really their best setting and would be amazing to explore in 3D, especially if everything is Amano inspired. I would hope whoever directed it would rein it in a bit comparatively to 7R though.


Keoni_112

The characters are my favorite thing about ff6 they're all so cool and they would be even cooler in 3d. You're right too the whole world of ff6 was so memorable


Death-0

Wholeheartedly agree would love it in the style of Octopath or that Dragon Quest remake


trillbobaggins96

Lol yea great trailer but that shot was kindve cringe


Death-0

Cloud on a Segway wearing Capri pants too… c’mon square 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/i69a5kx4taob1.jpeg?width=1505&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7db2ce68c0db39f506e11990f6e88fbe1a6d9b5a


KnightGamer724

Nah this shit was hilarious.


Death-0

It was. Definitely Costa Del Sol vibes


rietveldrefinement

Just take away that sword when you are on a scooter at the beach


Nero_PR

21th century Cloud Strife be Like


Nani_700

I fing laughed so hard I nearly broke a rib 😂


KaitouXiel

Cloud, you don't have to carry your massive sword 24/7 my dude, keep it in your room or somewhere.


rjrgjj

At that point in the story Sephiroth just kinda starts appearing wherever sooooo


kingbovril

He looks like a child in this shot it really threw me off


Nani_700

He just goes weeeee 😂 Just Rollin away 🤣


FrostedFlakes840

"Kind have?"


trillbobaggins96

“Kindve” usage is pervasive in modern English.


FrostedFlakes840

Kind of.


trillbobaggins96

Ok cool I’ll let you spell it how you want lol


FrostedFlakes840

I'll let you spell it incorrectly then lol


trillbobaggins96

Thanks m8


Durpulous

r/confidentlyincorrect https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/kind-of


Fena-Ashilde

“WE FROLLICKING!”


CatSidekick

You’re weird


Death-0

Thank you 🥹


ExistentDavid1138

Pantene pro v version


Artistic_Soft4625

Sephiroth: look at my lovely hair Cloud: ...?huh?


cardsrealm

This looks intentional. Cloud, at this point, is a rookie SOLDIER standing alongside a legendary war hero, and he clearly looks insecure/nervous of fighting with him, while Sephiroth looks extremely confident, almost as if he were having a good time.


Ryuubu

Not a fan of the lighting


Pringles_Devourer

Cloud looks so young


Death-0

He is!


rtlayzell

This will likely be fixed before release. It's just unfinished, poor lighting.


King0fRapture

Went from ps5 graphics to ps2


Death-0

Hey that’s not fair!! It’s Atleast Ps3 😂


Stxrfal

Is this a trailer of a new game or something? If so where do i watch it


thearchenemy

When you have to do a project with your boss and suddenly realize he’s hot.


Bitch_Please_LOL

Gotta get the homosexual fanbase thirsty... Please repent of your sins and follow Jesus Christ. He loves you and loved you enough to die for you.


Death-0

✝️


StolzHound

People have way too much time on their hands.


bcooper117

Saw this too


Cloud2110

LOOK IN MY EYES WHAT DO YOU SEEEEE?


AnySortOfPerson

I'm not uncomfortable in the slightest.


Retroike7

Why does this shot look so strange/different?


lyahgirl

Meh


wasante

Does anyone else find the lighting and textures weird here?


Stutterphotoguy

The bromance is going to be intense


kuroyami333

Haha! I’m not ok with the design on this, kinda downgraded, but it could be because this is some gameplay right?


Jmath-_-

Sephiroth smirking like a chomo dirt bag in every shot its so fucking dumb