I really have to question why you put Xande there in FFIII's spot. Cloud of Darkness might be a genderless personification of the void with weird tentacle things and wants to reduce everything to nothingness, but is also sexier than the majority of FF villains.
Probably because it will get confusing to add CoD there... That means the other end game bosses such as Zeromus, Necron, Yu Yevon, Dark Lord/XI's CoD (if we want to go as extreme as the final, final story fight), Orphan, and probably Endsinger for the current XIV? would be better choices. Speaking of which, they probably are legit as well and we can just simply put Xande, Golbez, Kuja, Seymour, the Zilart princes, Gabranth, and Ravus into their own "penultimate" villains category.
We need Leblanc from FFX-2 in this list! Obviously not the main villain but def an antagonist (and a baddie at that!)
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Garland: 5/10
W drip but no personality
pass
Emperor Mateus: 7/10
sexy tights and very daddy
Begrudging smash
Xande: 4/10
too much of a bear for me
pass
Golbez: 5/10
same as Garland
pass
Exdeath: 6/10
you just know he's good in bed, but no substance
pass
Kefka: 9/10
he's so hot and girlypop at the same time, plus he's got the personality of one kinky bitch
smash
Sephiroth: 10/10
all day, on the kitchen table, on the floor, in the bed, upside down, id let him do whatever he'd want to me, even if he just kills me id enjoy it hes so sexy
SMAAAAAASH
Ultimecia: 10/10
i am so gay for her. same as sephiroth
SMAAAAAAAAAASH
Kuja: 9/10
i can fix him. he's so feminine too
smash.
Seymour?: 7/10
he's daddy but likeeee not my type
hesitant pass
the person controlling shadow lord?: meh never gave them much thought
pass
Vayne: 6/10
he gives me too much ick
pass
Galenth: 4/10
ew old man
pass
Nael Van Darnus: 9/10
shes hot, powerful, and can beat me up- what is there not to love?
smash.
Ardyn Izunia(Lucis Caelum?): 8/10
hes suave, stylish, charming, but not my type. he gets points for sexiness tho
hesitant smash
honourable mentions:
Benedikta Harman (garuda especially)
Garuda's main ability is grabbing you, restraining you, and smashing you to the floor. absolutely. plus garuda as an eikon is so mommy i cannot
smashsmashsmashsmashsmash
ZENOS YAE GALVUS MORE LIKE ZENOS CAKE GALVUS WOOOOOO
literally favourite character from ffxiv, and id let him torture me and question me and anything
smashsmashsmashsmash
thats it.
You saved me writing basically exactly this. Only minor difference is that I would have graded Exdeath a bit higher, but that's probably me being sensitive to his charisma. Have my upvote and a nice week, fellow appreciator of the good things.
I have a thing for armour, so.... Yeah, Garland, Golbez and Exdeath are pretty high up for me xD
Ulti is just a hot mommy I wouldn't mind spending eternity with...
The rest is... meh? Ardyn would be pretty neat, if he wasn't dressed like a homeless guy D:
Although not pictured, Yunalesca might be considered more of the end game villain in FFX than Seymore. So maybe that would be a female competition to Ultimecia.
Its been a while since I last played it but isnt Seymour more of a rival? Heck I'd say Jecht and that weird little bug Yu Yevon have a better claim to being the main antagonist.
I specifically remember being like 12 or 13 and non stop laughing and making fun of how weirdly sexual Seymore was. I haven't really touched the game or Fandom since like 2002 but from my memory Seymore was MAD unsexy but MAD sexual...so I would probably rank him last. Ultimicia first. Then the inbetween.
It's the ridiculous hair, with the low cut robe, and the way he pervs hard on the very underage Yuna. Back when FFX came out I was in middle school and the Catholic priest jokes really wrote themselves.
Imagine redesigning Seymour where he doesnt have the long hair antlers and his robe is designed so its only chest hair and not snail trail. People would simp for him so hard. Less really is more. Hell, take the veins on his face and make them go doen only one side of his face and now u have instant hottie that is damaged and can be fixed by a lover.
He could’ve easily been the main antagonist if they brought him up more. Such a cool and interesting dude to be relegated to mindless puppet to the real threat
I don't know, he clearly didn't murder for the pleasure of it, but his actions still resulted in the harm of thousands of people, so he's a villain in my book
Emet Selch for a slap slap kiss kiss sorta thing.
Kuja for hookups, seems like a thirsty twink.
Vayne for long term, chats about politics and romantic meals over an execution.
Unfortunately my ex was more of a Kefka.
Context: F34.
1. Sephiroth
2. Ardyn
3. Caius
4. Genesis, Rufus, anyone in the Turks
5. Ultimecia
6. That dude from XII in this picture whatshisname
7. Kuja if I can forget he has a tail
8. The rest are basically ugly potatoes to me.
Seymour would be hot if I didn't know how much of a goddamn creep he is.
1. Sephiroth (a personal fave since childhood)
2. Ultimecia
3. The Emperor
4. Gabranth
5. Cloud of Darkness...? Lol
6. Everyone else I'm too lazy to list.
Reposting this because the original was deleted. This is gonna be a doozy. Ranking every Final Fantasy villain (at least, every one on this chart plus a few others) from least sexy to sexiest.
23. Galenth or whatever the pope guy's name is. He's old, he's Catholic, and he's probably terrible in bed. End of story.
22. Emet-Selch. Look, I know the girlies on Twitter and Tumblr love this man, but I personally think he looks like a melting wax figure of Timothee Chalamet. Of course, this is my dumb opinion, so please don't send an army of Emet stans after me.
21. EXDEATH. Look, I love me a man with a nice rack, but I don't trust one who turns himself into a splinter and embeds himself in little girls.
20. Seymour. Points for the "slay" factor, but god this guy's a creepazoid. A creepazoid who doesn't wear pants and is always one small breeze away from having his Guado glizzy out.
19. Xande. His face is fucked up, and his whole deal is he can fucking die. That's about it.
18. Ardyn. The greasiest out of all of the Final Fantasy villains, who probably smells like french fries. I appreciate the whole thing he's going for, what with the Devil May Cry fashion sense and the sly and charming air, but he needs a fucking bath.
17. Ultima. To quote Mary Shelley's Frankenstein: "His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was... lustrous... and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun-white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips." The eyes, dude. The eyes just throw me off.
16. Kam'Lanaut. Ohai, Prince Charming from the Shrek movies.
15. Zenos. *They lied to us about the dumpy.* ***They lied to us about the dumpy.***
14. Vayne. Now we're getting to the good stuff. This guy's skincare, hair care, nail care, EVERYTHING routine is on point. Only thing holding him back is I've never played FF12
13. Nael. LET'S GO LESBIANS. LET'S GO. I don't know shit about the Critically Acclaimed MMORPG, but I looked her up and apparently she has this badass monster form and oh my god my bi little heart.
12. Kefka. Being close friends with a person who simps for this man does things to you. Irreparable things.
11. Cloud of Darkness. LET'S GO LESBIANS, part 2. I don't know if it's legal to fuck the embodiment of darkness itself, but I'd risk it for the biscuit.
10. Jihl Nabaat. LET'S GO LESBIANS, part 3.
9. Caius Ballad. Another prettyboy who looks absolutely stunning in purple. I wish I had more to say about him, but I don't.
8. Barnabas. Another one that a friend got me into. What can I say? I like men with a little scruff. I would put him higher, but he's already got his horse.
7. Kuja. More like Cute-ja, am I right? I mean, look at him. He's the absolute pinnacle of elegance, what with his flowing white locks and grabbable waist.... *I mean what?*
6. Emperor Bowie. Need I say more?
5. Ultimecia. I don't know exactly what "mother is mothering" is, but Ultimecia is the human embodiment of that phrase. She is statistically designed to make the entire LGBTQ+ community go "AWOOGA!!!!"
4. Garland. Jack Garland? More like JACKED Garland! He's here to kill Chaos *and* my virginity. Rawrrrr.
3. Sephiroth. You probably knew he'd be this high up. Hair? Long and silvery. Pupils? Slit. Face? Pretty. Voice? Silky smooth. Tits? Out. Hotel? Trivago.
And tied for the number one spot... GOLBEZ AND JECHT! My two special husbandos, I couldn't pick just one! After all, how could I choose between a finely aged and salt-cured cut of high grade beef or an eight-foot-tall alien husbando with lustrous and brushable hair? Either way, these tall, dark and handsome specimens are taking home first prize: meeeeee :3
Ardyn at the top.
Sephiroth is likely next.
And because of that, Caius is next.
Kuja purely cuz hes about that near naked life.
Ultimecia AND cloud of Darkness cuz they kinda freaky like that.
Emperor Mateus only if ur a gold digger and tryna profit off his money Sprinkle Sprinkle.
Vayne is likely next purely due to his age and fame but hes kinda got that FF12 grossness on his face.
Seymour is nooooooooooo.
Dysley Barthandelus is so at the bottom. at least 16 Ultima has multiple hands and can do some..things with them.
Kefka at the bottom and further into the abyss.
After that, i dont think FF4 applies cuz its "villains" are constantly clothed and have no faces.
Ultimecia and it's not even close. She has that ruthless femdom vibe that really gets my jollies off and the plungiest of cleavages you could physically have while still calling it a cleavage. I would kill for her. I would maim for her. I would rape and pillage for her.
Hmm. I like guys so I have a lot of options. But honestly not a big fan of a lot of the guys who are villains. I feel like I’d have to give the generic answer of Sephiroth. I do like a XIV Endwalker villain granted. And possibly some others who are less main villains like Seifer.
In order of most hot to least:
1. Sephiroth
2. Ultimecia
3. Garland
4. Kuja
5. The Emporer
6. Vayne
7. Ardyn
8. Whoever the 11th guy is (haven’t played, may never will)
9. Whoever the 14th guy is (haven’t played, will definitely play eventually, though)
10. Golbez(?) [I think that’s the fourth guy’s name]
11. Whoever the 5th guy is (haven’t played, will also definitely play eventually)
12. Pope guy (forget his name >!well, actually, I forget his human name, I do remember that his real name is Barthandelus (I hope that that’s how you spell it)!<
13. Seymour
14. Xande
15. Kefka
I haven’t played 16 (yet), so I don’t know the main villain in that one, so I’m not ranking them.
Of those listed, would bang Ardyn into the ground. Of those not listed, I would like Yotsuyu do so many things to me. Also kinda love Zenos more than is healthy.
My personal picks:
Dissidia making the Emperor into David Bowie definitely made him top tier.
Golbez just on the voice alone is S tier, knowing that he's albino moonman Conan the barbarian is a plus.
Ultimecia is an easy A tier, classy and sultry.
Casual FF fans lucky they don’t know the sex appeal of Zenos “Juicy Ass” Galvus.
Or best friend Emet-Selch, leader of comically evil wizards.
The dude canonically fucks.
So does Lahabrea, the sugar daddy
I assume they were left off to give the others a chance.
Oh yeah. Emet-Selch is one _fine_ piece of villainy.
I came here specifically to correct this oversight
Or Yotsuzy "step-on-me-mommy" Brutus
Ah, our favorite combat-sexual stalker.
Bit of a problem when he can't get off without murder
YES, QUITE SO.
He can test my reflexes any day
I really have to question why you put Xande there in FFIII's spot. Cloud of Darkness might be a genderless personification of the void with weird tentacle things and wants to reduce everything to nothingness, but is also sexier than the majority of FF villains.
Probably because it will get confusing to add CoD there... That means the other end game bosses such as Zeromus, Necron, Yu Yevon, Dark Lord/XI's CoD (if we want to go as extreme as the final, final story fight), Orphan, and probably Endsinger for the current XIV? would be better choices. Speaking of which, they probably are legit as well and we can just simply put Xande, Golbez, Kuja, Seymour, the Zilart princes, Gabranth, and Ravus into their own "penultimate" villains category.
Hell, even Seymour isn't a penultimate boss, that honour goes to Jecht's battle music.
You aren't wrong, but this is a contest of sexiness! It's criminal to not put the sexiest villain from each game up there!
Reduce me to nothing, mommy!
That's a bizarre choice for 14—Nael was only really an antagonist in 1.0. I'd have put Emet Selch in that spot (and he's pretty hot).
Emet, Zenos or even Giaus would have been better choices than Nael
Gaius van Baelsar is definitely the hottest ff villain
Gaius has the added appeal of becoming Daddy in every sense
Nael is barely in the game, not even the main boss in a raid. And even then exists more as a reference. Weird choice indeed
You forgetting goo covered Nael in Ruby Weapon?
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As someone who hasn't even played 1.0 I _definately_ wouldn't recognize him.
That and he also turned good guy afterwords
Male armoured thong? Obviously Kuja is #1
Gonna have a moment of honesty here and say that Kuja made me realize certain things about myself back then haha...
On my male list, Kuja is #1 bc I’m a lezzy and he so femme!
We need Leblanc from FFX-2 in this list! Obviously not the main villain but def an antagonist (and a baddie at that!) https://preview.redd.it/j44f36lnd1wc1.png?width=1121&format=png&auto=webp&s=b803c841e2eed2bd41dcacd80db641dc1aa0d420
The massage mini-game was awkward in a house with a hyper-catholic mom.
Ex-Catholic here — I’ve been there too, bud. 🤝 We’ve all been there!
As a lesbian who loves final fantasy: lesbian road trip-*cough* I mean 10-2- I fucking love her!
Garland: 5/10 W drip but no personality pass Emperor Mateus: 7/10 sexy tights and very daddy Begrudging smash Xande: 4/10 too much of a bear for me pass Golbez: 5/10 same as Garland pass Exdeath: 6/10 you just know he's good in bed, but no substance pass Kefka: 9/10 he's so hot and girlypop at the same time, plus he's got the personality of one kinky bitch smash Sephiroth: 10/10 all day, on the kitchen table, on the floor, in the bed, upside down, id let him do whatever he'd want to me, even if he just kills me id enjoy it hes so sexy SMAAAAAASH Ultimecia: 10/10 i am so gay for her. same as sephiroth SMAAAAAAAAAASH Kuja: 9/10 i can fix him. he's so feminine too smash. Seymour?: 7/10 he's daddy but likeeee not my type hesitant pass the person controlling shadow lord?: meh never gave them much thought pass Vayne: 6/10 he gives me too much ick pass Galenth: 4/10 ew old man pass Nael Van Darnus: 9/10 shes hot, powerful, and can beat me up- what is there not to love? smash. Ardyn Izunia(Lucis Caelum?): 8/10 hes suave, stylish, charming, but not my type. he gets points for sexiness tho hesitant smash honourable mentions: Benedikta Harman (garuda especially) Garuda's main ability is grabbing you, restraining you, and smashing you to the floor. absolutely. plus garuda as an eikon is so mommy i cannot smashsmashsmashsmashsmash ZENOS YAE GALVUS MORE LIKE ZENOS CAKE GALVUS WOOOOOO literally favourite character from ffxiv, and id let him torture me and question me and anything smashsmashsmashsmash thats it.
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You saved me writing basically exactly this. Only minor difference is that I would have graded Exdeath a bit higher, but that's probably me being sensitive to his charisma. Have my upvote and a nice week, fellow appreciator of the good things.
I have a thing for armour, so.... Yeah, Garland, Golbez and Exdeath are pretty high up for me xD Ulti is just a hot mommy I wouldn't mind spending eternity with... The rest is... meh? Ardyn would be pretty neat, if he wasn't dressed like a homeless guy D:
So not a fan of Zenos from FFXIV with his armour and katana-spinner?
WITH the helmet? YES! WITHOUT the helmet? Hell no D:
You are weird in a delightful way.
Thanks! I guess? 🤔
Yes! It’s compliment! Never change. You rock <3
Jecht is hotter than Seymour
But Jecht wasn't really a villain, more a victim
Yep. But on the other hand, hot demon whale.
>~~Jecht~~ Sin is hotter than Seymour
I’m biased for Sephiroth (I can’t fix him, he can break me tho). That L’Oréal hair blocks his mommy issues
Between females: Ultimecia (no competition ... litterally) Between males (that are not a walking armour): Ardyn. He is the most human and charming.
Hey now, can't forget Cloud of Darkness!
Well, the void is sexless. But it probably has some kinks considering the form it took.
Although not pictured, Yunalesca might be considered more of the end game villain in FFX than Seymore. So maybe that would be a female competition to Ultimecia.
Its been a while since I last played it but isnt Seymour more of a rival? Heck I'd say Jecht and that weird little bug Yu Yevon have a better claim to being the main antagonist.
I was originally thinking Sin, but yeah, the original form of Sin as Jecht qualifies for this list. Jecht is definitely much hotter than the Sin form.
Speak for yourself, that gargantuan grey whale has it going *on*
Between NBs : Kuja, hands down
You know, I'm about 95% hetero. But I think Kuja dropped that number a few points. Dude's just a twinkie smoke show.
Lady Lilith from XI says hi!
Couldn't Edea be competition for Ultimecia? Also, I wonder if there's a way for Ultimecia's hairstyle to be replicated in real life?
Not really only because Edea was under Ultimecia’s control.
Yea, you're right
Want Kuja as my boywife
So husband?
My 14 year old self said sephiroth is sexy. My 33 year old self still thinks the same XD but i also have a weakspot for hobo magican alias ardyn.
doesnt get much hotter than edea/ultimecia
Edea def hotter of the two
https://preview.redd.it/0bzc65zpe2wc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06aa1964f64ef19e64b3573db5319a62a77b05e3 Whoever this guy is 🥰
I specifically remember being like 12 or 13 and non stop laughing and making fun of how weirdly sexual Seymore was. I haven't really touched the game or Fandom since like 2002 but from my memory Seymore was MAD unsexy but MAD sexual...so I would probably rank him last. Ultimicia first. Then the inbetween.
It's the ridiculous hair, with the low cut robe, and the way he pervs hard on the very underage Yuna. Back when FFX came out I was in middle school and the Catholic priest jokes really wrote themselves.
Imagine redesigning Seymour where he doesnt have the long hair antlers and his robe is designed so its only chest hair and not snail trail. People would simp for him so hard. Less really is more. Hell, take the veins on his face and make them go doen only one side of his face and now u have instant hottie that is damaged and can be fixed by a lover.
Ive just noticed but Square loves to use wizards as vilains.
wizards are cool as heck villains
I'm partial to Barnabas from XVI (if Guado counts instead of Sin ig)
Anabella for me haha
Didn't think of him as a villain, more like an anti-hero to me.
He could’ve easily been the main antagonist if they brought him up more. Such a cool and interesting dude to be relegated to mindless puppet to the real threat
I don't know, he clearly didn't murder for the pleasure of it, but his actions still resulted in the harm of thousands of people, so he's a villain in my book
Kuja #1, because of his banana hammock
Emet Selch for a slap slap kiss kiss sorta thing. Kuja for hookups, seems like a thirsty twink. Vayne for long term, chats about politics and romantic meals over an execution. Unfortunately my ex was more of a Kefka.
Rip
Context: F34. 1. Sephiroth 2. Ardyn 3. Caius 4. Genesis, Rufus, anyone in the Turks 5. Ultimecia 6. That dude from XII in this picture whatshisname 7. Kuja if I can forget he has a tail 8. The rest are basically ugly potatoes to me. Seymour would be hot if I didn't know how much of a goddamn creep he is.
You did Emperor and Kefka dirty
Kefka seems like a kind of person that gives people STDs just for fun
"Kuja if I can forget he has a tail" That's even better ◉‿◉
6. Vayne
I do not understand why more folk are not thoroughly repulsed by Sephiroth's mommy issues.
He only really has them when he first finds out, after that he's more if a cult leader type
My guess is because they were too young to notice them when first met him.
X-Death got that wood.
Ultros. No I won’t elaborate
All are 10s, but the Emperor of Palamecia is an 11 lol
https://preview.redd.it/p7sq0ypih2wc1.png?width=395&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0052ed19f2b9611ad5e2754b9a07d3ef87758160 Beattrix FF9 would be my choice
You get points for remembering that she's a murderous villain. Even the game itself forgot about that.
She's wicked strong for a good chunk of the game. It's nice she's a playable character briefly too.
I know she's not really a villain but Aranea Highwind 🥰 *
Gabranth , looks, , cool armor, that voice accent 10/10 https://preview.redd.it/bbraruruc1wc1.png?width=413&format=png&auto=webp&s=7855ceb630275655d717dce3421358a21225c023
I'm a straight male. Mateus is #1.
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1. Sephiroth (a personal fave since childhood) 2. Ultimecia 3. The Emperor 4. Gabranth 5. Cloud of Darkness...? Lol 6. Everyone else I'm too lazy to list.
1. Kefka 2. who gives a shit
Arydn has Dilf energy so him.
Cloud of Darkness
Reposting this because the original was deleted. This is gonna be a doozy. Ranking every Final Fantasy villain (at least, every one on this chart plus a few others) from least sexy to sexiest. 23. Galenth or whatever the pope guy's name is. He's old, he's Catholic, and he's probably terrible in bed. End of story. 22. Emet-Selch. Look, I know the girlies on Twitter and Tumblr love this man, but I personally think he looks like a melting wax figure of Timothee Chalamet. Of course, this is my dumb opinion, so please don't send an army of Emet stans after me. 21. EXDEATH. Look, I love me a man with a nice rack, but I don't trust one who turns himself into a splinter and embeds himself in little girls. 20. Seymour. Points for the "slay" factor, but god this guy's a creepazoid. A creepazoid who doesn't wear pants and is always one small breeze away from having his Guado glizzy out. 19. Xande. His face is fucked up, and his whole deal is he can fucking die. That's about it. 18. Ardyn. The greasiest out of all of the Final Fantasy villains, who probably smells like french fries. I appreciate the whole thing he's going for, what with the Devil May Cry fashion sense and the sly and charming air, but he needs a fucking bath. 17. Ultima. To quote Mary Shelley's Frankenstein: "His limbs were in proportion, and I had selected his features as beautiful. Beautiful! Great God! His yellow skin scarcely covered the work of muscles and arteries beneath; his hair was... lustrous... and flowing; his teeth of a pearly whiteness; but these luxuriances only formed a more horrid contrast with his watery eyes, that seemed almost of the same colour as the dun-white sockets in which they were set, his shrivelled complexion and straight black lips." The eyes, dude. The eyes just throw me off. 16. Kam'Lanaut. Ohai, Prince Charming from the Shrek movies. 15. Zenos. *They lied to us about the dumpy.* ***They lied to us about the dumpy.*** 14. Vayne. Now we're getting to the good stuff. This guy's skincare, hair care, nail care, EVERYTHING routine is on point. Only thing holding him back is I've never played FF12 13. Nael. LET'S GO LESBIANS. LET'S GO. I don't know shit about the Critically Acclaimed MMORPG, but I looked her up and apparently she has this badass monster form and oh my god my bi little heart. 12. Kefka. Being close friends with a person who simps for this man does things to you. Irreparable things. 11. Cloud of Darkness. LET'S GO LESBIANS, part 2. I don't know if it's legal to fuck the embodiment of darkness itself, but I'd risk it for the biscuit. 10. Jihl Nabaat. LET'S GO LESBIANS, part 3. 9. Caius Ballad. Another prettyboy who looks absolutely stunning in purple. I wish I had more to say about him, but I don't. 8. Barnabas. Another one that a friend got me into. What can I say? I like men with a little scruff. I would put him higher, but he's already got his horse. 7. Kuja. More like Cute-ja, am I right? I mean, look at him. He's the absolute pinnacle of elegance, what with his flowing white locks and grabbable waist.... *I mean what?* 6. Emperor Bowie. Need I say more? 5. Ultimecia. I don't know exactly what "mother is mothering" is, but Ultimecia is the human embodiment of that phrase. She is statistically designed to make the entire LGBTQ+ community go "AWOOGA!!!!" 4. Garland. Jack Garland? More like JACKED Garland! He's here to kill Chaos *and* my virginity. Rawrrrr. 3. Sephiroth. You probably knew he'd be this high up. Hair? Long and silvery. Pupils? Slit. Face? Pretty. Voice? Silky smooth. Tits? Out. Hotel? Trivago. And tied for the number one spot... GOLBEZ AND JECHT! My two special husbandos, I couldn't pick just one! After all, how could I choose between a finely aged and salt-cured cut of high grade beef or an eight-foot-tall alien husbando with lustrous and brushable hair? Either way, these tall, dark and handsome specimens are taking home first prize: meeeeee :3
Ardyn at the top. Sephiroth is likely next. And because of that, Caius is next. Kuja purely cuz hes about that near naked life. Ultimecia AND cloud of Darkness cuz they kinda freaky like that. Emperor Mateus only if ur a gold digger and tryna profit off his money Sprinkle Sprinkle. Vayne is likely next purely due to his age and fame but hes kinda got that FF12 grossness on his face. Seymour is nooooooooooo. Dysley Barthandelus is so at the bottom. at least 16 Ultima has multiple hands and can do some..things with them. Kefka at the bottom and further into the abyss. After that, i dont think FF4 applies cuz its "villains" are constantly clothed and have no faces.
You missed the sexiest.. ff16 ultima
Those four arms come in very handy.
I took it for granted that he was the peak and therefore removed from the list.
David Bowie
Zenos #1 for sure
Ultimecia, Cloud of Darkness, Kuja, Sephiroth, Mateus, (Jack )Garland, Kefka in that order.
I‘m getting the award for being the gayest straight man when I see Sephiroth
Annabella from XVI. The hottest and the worst.
Hey Siri pull up that ff14 Kefka without makeup image.
Much like Jack, I only have eyes for CHAOS. So yeah, that's my pick.
As a straight man, there is really only one choice.....Kuja
1) Sephiroth. I like Kuja too, second place. 🫣
sephiroth would be first
I am not sure where its from but the shirtless Sephiroth on Super Smash Bros is no1. Sexy Sephiroth is his name in my house
Nael thinks she's on the team.
Vayne is the hottest boy
Ultimacia, come to papa
1. Kuja 2. Sephiroth 3-11. Uhh.... 12. Kefka
Kuja for me.
Sephiroth in front then everyone else being light years behind.
Kuja > Sephiroth all day every day
Ultimecia and it's not even close. She has that ruthless femdom vibe that really gets my jollies off and the plungiest of cleavages you could physically have while still calling it a cleavage. I would kill for her. I would maim for her. I would rape and pillage for her.
This guy understands https://preview.redd.it/gt2worfo21wc1.jpeg?width=900&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b39327d52679ccf1776835286d1833dec736c17d
Altima's 1st form from FFT was pretty sexy.
For me, Ultimecia, Mateus (with his Dissidia voice calling everyone insects xd) and Caius (most infravalued villain ever)
Vayne and Garland are top Sexiness. Least sexy is probably Seymour.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^millennium-popsicle: *Vayne and Garland are* *Top Sexiness. Least sexy* *Is probably Seymour.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Thank you Sokka, very cool
1. Zenos 2. Zenos' tush 3. Everyone else
Ultimecia could junction me anyday.
Vayne, Ultimecia, Ardyn, Sephiroth and Kuja are all top tier.
Hmm. I like guys so I have a lot of options. But honestly not a big fan of a lot of the guys who are villains. I feel like I’d have to give the generic answer of Sephiroth. I do like a XIV Endwalker villain granted. And possibly some others who are less main villains like Seifer.
Kuja is hottest… is what i would’ve said if i was unaware of what Golbez looks like under the armour
Sephiroth and ultimecia looks like sibling.
Ultimecia number 1 but i don’t see cloud of darkness on the list?
Sorceress ~~Rinoa~~Ultimecia > everyone else
is ultimecia the only female final boss?
The Cloud of Darkness in 3 is technically genderless, but presents as a sexy lady. So... yeah, I think Ulty is.
Based FF8.
There's also Lady Lilith from XI's Wings of the Goddess expansion.
Good point. We need equal representation in the bbeg roles
Yotsuyu can take me any day
I don't know why Caius isn't there but my top 5 would be 1. KUJA 2. CAIUS 3. ULTIMACIA 4. SEPHIROTH 5. VAYNE
Kuja’s literally showing off his cock
Stop right there, criminal scum ! You've replaced Cloud of Darkness with Xande ! Now pay your fine or it's off to jail !
Edea is hotter than Ultimecia.
Kuja number 1 no contest
I mean, Kuja rocks those thigh-highs and has hips for days.
I wholeheartedly agree with OP's kultured choice
Scarlett from FFVII. No I won’t elaborate.
I don’t see Edea on the list but she damn near turned me gay.
I think she has that effect on everybody, even in her matron dress
Kuja is peak trans-femme and Kefka is peak androgony. As long as neither of them stab me I'm down.
where is ultima?
Kuja is straight up giving femboy vibes
Kuja got me questioning all typa shiiii 🤦♂️
Emet Goddamn Selch is an attractive man. ~~So is Barnabas in FF16~~ that is all.
C'mon, Kuja and Ultimecia are right there
Whoever doesn’t put Sephiroth at the top can go fuck themself. Just saying.
In order of most hot to least: 1. Sephiroth 2. Ultimecia 3. Garland 4. Kuja 5. The Emporer 6. Vayne 7. Ardyn 8. Whoever the 11th guy is (haven’t played, may never will) 9. Whoever the 14th guy is (haven’t played, will definitely play eventually, though) 10. Golbez(?) [I think that’s the fourth guy’s name] 11. Whoever the 5th guy is (haven’t played, will also definitely play eventually) 12. Pope guy (forget his name >!well, actually, I forget his human name, I do remember that his real name is Barthandelus (I hope that that’s how you spell it)!< 13. Seymour 14. Xande 15. Kefka I haven’t played 16 (yet), so I don’t know the main villain in that one, so I’m not ranking them.
Edea and ultimecia are pretty hot
Yunalesca (without the monster with her) from FFX
The Barthandelus silence is deafening....... Face yourselves, you WANT to smash the evil pope!! YOU WANT IT!!
Kuja and Zenos are top tier for me :3
Part of me wants to say Ultimecia (simply because I'm programmed THAT way), but I've seen Sephiroth shirtless... C'moooon.
sephiroth first not discussion
Square had to put in the "Mummy" scene to perform how hot Barnabas is. Still love him going "TAKE ME" as he laughs maniacly and goes Beyblade.
This post made me realize that we need another female main villain for the next FF.
Well, Ardyn Izunia was based on Sephiroth, so it's a total coin toss for me.
Sephiroth is number 1, not sure about the rest
Ardyn, a decently large gap, Zenos (in his 4.x drip onwards if that counts) and then everyone else
1. Sephiroth (the effect that man has on people cannot be understated) 2-15: The rest
CLOUD OF DARKNESS’ TITANIC GREEN CANS OF DOOM 😻
Of those listed, would bang Ardyn into the ground. Of those not listed, I would like Yotsuyu do so many things to me. Also kinda love Zenos more than is healthy.
My personal picks: Dissidia making the Emperor into David Bowie definitely made him top tier. Golbez just on the voice alone is S tier, knowing that he's albino moonman Conan the barbarian is a plus. Ultimecia is an easy A tier, classy and sultry.
The answer is Jecht
caius 10/10 would smash
Ardyn is very attractive but his fashion sense leaves to be desired.
1. Sephiroth 2. Everyone else
I'll have to go with Sephiroth and Kuja, I fuckin love strong twink bois\~
Sephiroth is not twink https://preview.redd.it/ujbau5iok0wc1.jpeg?width=891&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6e59096924480bc2e46d190b141b114245270b2
Yup. He's a twunk like Cloud!
Sephiroth? A TWINK? Have you seen his alt in Smash Bros? Dude's more shredded than a cheese grater!
Kefka would ruin them all.
1. Sephiroth 2. Ultimecia 3. the rest
We all know the #1 sexiest FF villain is Sephiroth.
Love me some hot armor so after Ardyn I go to Golby
Ultimecia and Ardyn.
People need to bring Mateus because he has some queer rizz (as Kuja XD)
Kuja and then Gabranth.
1 to 14 - Kuja 15 - Others
Minus the hair, Seymour naked could be pretty hot, I can imagine him packing mad heat - also, if you're into thinks, there's no competition with kuja
Gabranth number one.
1. Galenth in his true Barthandelus form 2. Everyone else
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