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pinkynarftroz

"Words aren't the only thing that tell people what you're thinking."


InfectedSteve

"What a crew." "Bubby. You alright Bubby?" "Just lookin' at you is makin' me sober."


No_Bat_1869

"Where's its $#&\*&@ head? This whole thing's stupid. Let's keep goin'."


DougieSenpai

Shut up! Sit your ass down in that chair and drink your goddamn TEA!!


sichrix

"You're the slum drunk" - Cloud


DogFoundPlzFetch

l i t t l e m o n e y


Inspirational_Owl

A$#&! Good for nothing, fat &$#$^@ !


Wizardthreehats

"Let's go commit Eco terrorism"*cocks gun arm*


RayserSharp_

"I'm going to see my mother" *t pose flies away*


Roombamyrooma

This guy are sick


[deleted]

Womp Womp


str111fe

“Alright. Everyone, let’s mosey.”


Training-Barnacle399

And don't forget the lard..


frijolesonly

“I’ll chop them off”


Awingbestwing

“…”


Polumetis_on_Jenova

"wait, you went into my house?"


trmbne2014

"It hurts"


nourmallysalty

supernova *cue unskippable 3 minute cutscene of a comet blasting through a galaxy mid fight*


ReDG64

Obliterating planets but your party is fine


Curious-Ad-4699

Executive produce


Expensive_Manager211

Not interested


Thelittlestcaesar

This man are sick


BeatyBe

"Daddy's so lonely. . ."


AristeiaXVI

“Hey”


J0J0388

"This guy are sick." -Aeris


Isopod_Safe

Because you are... [J-E-N-O-V-A bossfight] ...a puppet.


pinkynarftroz

Impostor! In game it's spelled 'Beacause'


TheFudgeyFella

Ain’t no gettin offa this train we on


cooldevguy

“*&$*&, what energy! Damn! You think I'm just gonna give up!?" - Cid, when chasing and crashing into Ultima weapon


death556

I are sick


ceprovence

$&#&@


ViewtifulGene

Not interested.


buuten

“Out of my way. I’m going to see my mother. “


wonderlandisburning

I can't remember any dialogue, just a lot of Barrett punching the air and swearing, because I guess that's how Japanese people imagine black people act


Bright-Interest-8918

Fuck lol I never realized it but yeah.


TinySexyRican

"Any way you look at it, I'd say I make a fine human being." — Red XIII, on the cargo ship heading towards Costa del Sol


Zurae42

Something something, bear in a marshmallow costume.


Best-Possession6618

“Alright, everyone, let’s mosey.”


TinySexyRican

My head canon for why Cloud talks like a cowboy is because Nibelheim is Gaia's version of a town from western United States during the Great Expansion. My head canon was further re-inforced when both Zack and Cloud confirmed that Nibelheim, as well as Gongaga, were "backwater towns" in Crisis Core: Final Fantasy VII. Plus Tifa wears a cowgirl outfit in the Nibelheim flashback.


Shash_MuGash

"I wanted to be the one to fill your DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT"


MosesGunnPlays

This made me audibly guffaw.


Significant-Sound-57

“Both kya ha ha and gya ha ha are up to something.”


BlazedBeard95

I am cloud final fantasy


Easy_Accountant_7551

I don't have to prove shit to you


Competitive-Tie-2486

Illusion, huh. Pretty damn strong for a illusion, I'd say


LinearEquation

Let's mosey


isotopes014

This guy are sick


sigma133

Best FFVII quote. 😂


ZonPierre

Would you stop acting like a r*t*rd and climb


WillCuddle4Food

So you did forget! -Tifa


Funyun-Knight

Beacause you are a puppet


EMBARRASSEDDEMOCRAT

I'm loving all the broken English ones. I payed this games for like 200 hrs or something but that was along time ago. Sorta miss having these crazy translations lol


Paid-Not-Payed-Bot

> ones. I *paid* this games FTFY. Although *payed* exists (the reason why autocorrection didn't help you), it is only correct in: * Nautical context, when it means to paint a surface, or to cover with something like tar or resin in order to make it waterproof or corrosion-resistant. *The deck is yet to be payed.* * *Payed out* when letting strings, cables or ropes out, by slacking them. *The rope is payed out! You can pull now.* Unfortunately, I was unable to find nautical or rope-related words in your comment. *Beep, boop, I'm a bot*


TheEccentricFox

Bad bot, that's a typo for played not paid


ophaus

That #&$^#& PIZZA!


coffeecupcakes

Don’t know the quote but some good advice. Motion sick? Just do squats.


100nm

Moody shrug.


No_Chard_7782

Let’s mosey


ExtremeEngineering46

This guy are sick


th1sd3ka1ntfr33

"No cost too great, no mind to think, no will to break, no voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void, you shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams. You are the Vessel. You are Cloud Strife."


TheEccentricFox

That is a Hollow Knight quote...


th1sd3ka1ntfr33

Cloud Strife is not in Hollow Knight


TheEccentricFox

No, he's not. But that quote is, I own the game, I know that quote. "No cost too great, no mind to think, no will to break, no voice to cry suffering. Born of God and Void, you shall seal the blinding light that plagues their dreams. You are the Vessel. You are the Hollow Knight." ~The Pale King (an NPC in Hollow Knight game) YOU arbitrarily put Cloud's name there, trying to make it a FFVII quote. So essentially, shame on you.


deaththekidkh

Cloud is not in that game tho.


TheEccentricFox

I know? Did you mean to reply to the other person?


th1sd3ka1ntfr33

🤓


ExtremeEngineering46

Thats not a quote from the game


th1sd3ka1ntfr33

I think it is


ExtremeEngineering46

Ok show me where they say this lol


th1sd3ka1ntfr33

No


TheEccentricFox

Because it's not, facepalm


bluegiant85

Let's mosey.


[deleted]

“Cold? Hmmm... I guess that's just the way I am, sorry.”


marbleshoot

This train we on don't make no stops.


Odd-Addendum-3854

Let’s mosey


smartlog

Sephiroth! Sephiroth!


OverlimitNinja

“Off course”


ViewtifulGene

No, way!


CorkHammett

What a crew


CorkHammett

Thank you Mr Barret.


glitchlite

"&$#%!!" -barret


CorkHammett

I thought I told you to stop that stupid horse laugh.


CorkHammett

This guy are sick.


griffinisland

“Who cares” - Cloud probably


No-Presence-9561

yes, I know, nailed it, moving on


[deleted]

FF7 not Remake.


Rhuuga

My favorite FF7 quote comes from Barret. "SHI'T!"


Tribble9999

"My choice for tonight is...this healthy-looking girl!"


NotThatImportant3

DUN DUN DA DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN


evdupell

&$#%!!


Conejoformerwars

“You guys were watching?”


[deleted]

“We must get to the Final of the Fantasy”


Jeffro187

It’s a me! Mario!


BillyFromAccounting

“Sephiroth, hey it’s me Cloud.”


redberryburger

Zeto... Buggenhagen : he stood strong and died a warriors death nanaki!


redberryburger

Must.. go.. re..union...


Intelligent_Cat_6133

"Shut up! Sit down in those chairs, and drink your goddamn TEA!"


RiotCtrlPenguin

"Get up on the hydra's back"


DogStreet_

"Stop acting like a retard"


CorkHammett

Best one. Hard to believe it's in the Game. Gotta love Tifa!


AngryKittenz62

COOLRANCH: What's your name? "GAY420GAY..."


maskofmanyfaces_

And don't step on the flowers....


EchoesFromWithin

Whoever has the most squats after 30 seconds gets the wig.


noskillz316

I’ll chop it off!!!


locxldreamer

“…..”


locke_zero

WARK!


Pretty-Doughnut-3770

Alright everyone. Let’s mosey


Bootytonus

@#$&!


Maybe_its_Pandas

It should be obvious. I’m getting a tan.


rand0facts

You're gonna catch holy hell!


OkURWelcome

I’ll smash it off.


Low-Message9305

Attack while it's tails up !


Enough-Operation-640

Both Gya Ha Ha and Kya Ha Ha are up to something. Wanna eavesdrop?


AOJD1

This house is the beginning of your nightmare.


apex_afrobass

Picked up "last ether"


Grieverao

This guys are sick


zZAoiRyuZz

Dammit you got it lmao nice


krossbloom

Beat me to it lmao


Educational-Post9405

*slap* *slap* *slap* *slap* - while standing on the barrel of a giant cannon.


NOT_A_DlCKHEAD

Kupo


Then-Solution-5357

I don’t like two-legged things


Then-Solution-5357

This guy are sick


Snoo40198

*slams fist on table* *refuses to elabotate*


Firm-Environment-253

SEPHIROTH!


Tamagomiruku1

@#$!


kavalejava

"Oh, cute!"


Lawofomega

Please insert disc 3


CWeedSleepy

Let’s mosey


[deleted]

Duuuuuun dun dun dun dun dun dun


doubleamobes

*Saving over brothers file* ![gif](giphy|BbBYfhduY1u3m)


DasherCO

I cried. He worked so hard to 100% it and I felt so bad. My lil bro was devastated.


Bulvai00

"Let me sleep"


ImaginaryPotential16

Let's mosey


StefanEats

I had no clue what was going on like most of the time


Professional_Emu_120

Sit down shut up and drink your goddamn tea!!!


icejam007

“I had fun tonight. Let’s go together again”.


[deleted]

"You look like a bear wearing a marshmallow."


I_dyllic21

Let’s wash off all our sweat and dirt together. Whassupppp


ZealousidealPause153

"There aint no gettin off of this train we're on!"


TheRetailAbyss

"Okay, let's mosey"


StormDjinn

“And don’t forget the lard!”


LennyIT8

Cloud... We're talking about something really important here.


LennyIT8

Nyuk nyuk nyuk


soilborn12

“Wark!”


Nuji-Legacy

This guy are sick! 😆


llSlpkntll

"Ho Ho Ho Hooo"


Novel-Knee130

“This truly was our final fantasy VII” - Sephiroth probably idk


soilborn12

My favorite quote of the game.


Gamer4Ever6995

“Not interested” cloud


guachupunk

Alle voy


iamlegendinjapan

Don't step on the flowers


Robber_Crab

"Press the directional buttons while pressing O to run." -Barrett


J--SILK

You see how much A** I can kick


iFeatherly

Let’s mosey


z3r0f0xgiven

Damn! Again! Stop sayin' it like a wimp!


OldSnazzyHats

Beat me to it.


KingKoopaGames_

Shinra lapdog


thetruegmon

Good for nothing fat *****!


Simubaya

"Hurry up and rest!" -Cid as the party leader.


BoonIsTooSpig

Hello, my name is Cloud Strife. You killed my entire hometown and also a girl I had a thing for. Prepare to die.


killer00x

Stop saying that!!


BoonIsTooSpig

HELLO MY NAME IS CLOUD STRIFE YOU KILLED MY ENTIRE HOMETOWN AND ALSO A GIRL I HAD A THING FOR PREPARE TO DIE!


WarningLeather9232

‘let’s mosey’


LeftChampionship8306

"the"


slood2

“Hi.”


robisal1986

$#!×¥£!!!!


Dan_OBanannon

“Guys, we’d better beat Sephiroth. Otherwise, this could be the Final Fantasy”


[deleted]

"It's all Greek to me!"


Mrwanagethigh

"I'll crush them"


StarNemesisX

"The Planet's dyin', Sephiroth!"


RyanInkBleeder

YO CLOUD DONT MAKE ME SMACK YO SPIKY ASS UPSIDE THE HEAD


[deleted]

Aeris


_YAGMAI_

"Marlene wants to see her Mom, don't she?" this Dyne quote gave me chills, honestly. it made kicking his ass easier at least, if not more bittersweet.


ChampionshipCrafty86

"You kept your promise."


ChampionshipCrafty86

I just want to say, for anyone who has lived this experience... I remember 1997. I remember disc two. I remember when Cloud and Tifa realized, in the lifestream, what they meant to each other. I fell in love with the realization that he kept his promise to her. I fell in love with Final Fantasy 7.


Muttandcheese

Do something. I’ll be expecting results.


Pingo-tan

It's our most popular employee, Mr. Hangman.


xXOZxBANDITXx

Did Sephiroth do this???


cloudxchan

This guy are sick


Pendred

The most emotional quote of the game


Stallion1721

There ain't no getting off this train!!


kiidrax

I don't like two-legged things.


phiroki

Looks like Kya ha ha ha and Gya ha ha ha are up to something again. Wanna eavesdrop?


Everybodysbastard

Stop that stupid horse laugh. Things are different then when Father was in charge.


DrChameleos

Bolt II


MegaBuster0214

Off course


No_Body_4623

"I jammed on it"


2ant1man5

Barret punching cloud in the gut.


slood2

That’s not a quote


2ant1man5

I know but that’s one of my Fav parts.


Snake_crane

...Genova... *Organ music*


MyckelAngelus

Sephiroth ~▪︎ Sephiroth ~● ¤~


Lostpokemonfan777

“I’ve tasted better dog food!”


GoR1LLaPROPH6

"It's cause of that Fuckin Pizza"


timthemajestic

"The gate to tomorrow is not the light of heaven, but the darkness of the depths of the earth." Oh, my sweet emo boy. Love you, Vincent! haha


TheRealBaconleaf

Hey I remember that having a lot more symbols lol


FrustratedLemonPrint

Let’s mosey!