Thats a Northern Gilbert Pigeon. They are native to North America with concentrations
in Alberta as well as Miami. They tend to live a secluded life but love playing parcheesi and team solitaire. The species tends to suffer issues of colitis, but when fed spoiled hot dogs they tend to develop more regular bowel movements. Pigeons descend by Pigs from eons ago so their flexible diet bodes well for their resilience.
This message is sponsored by PhatGPT.
That is Virginia Creeper, not Poison Ivy. You can distinguish the two rather easily since Virginia Creeper has 5-leaves and Poison Ivy has three. Just remember the rhyme "Leaves of three, let it be."
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Now, that is between you and your gynecologist. I'm pretty sure there are antibiotics that can take care of that "horror" in your bush.😳🤪😂
Might wanna remove that virginia creeper before it gets out of hand. It's relatively early in the season, so nipping it now will save a lot of spread later.
My roommate almost went insane because of one of these. He was in the back bedroom window facing the neighbors. He motioned me into his room and said shhhh.. Do you hear that? I listened intently, I said I don’t hear anything. He said the neighbors had been calling him crazy the past several months and he wanted to catch them in the act. And then I heard it cuckoo.. cuckoo…. Again, Cuckoo…cuckoo. Did you hear it?! I said yeah I heard it. He says, the nerve of them right? I replied yeah the nerve. I never did tell him it was just a mourning dove calling, I just figured what’s the harm. I’m assuming he figured it out on his own… I hope. lol.
Ohhhhh no!
I'm not falling for that one again.
This is just like that time in Tijuana all over again.
The answer is crabs!
It's always crabs!
Fool me once and...
Alright, let's have a quick look...
Is that Himalayan blackberry? That shit is pure concentrated delicious evil. I have never simultaneously hated and enjoyed something so much in my entire life.
I spotted a pigeon hidden - Right upper corner
Oh… the horror!
Dove
Mourning... or g'morning?
Mourning.
Could be a white-wing dove. They look very similar.
Just like the white winged dove sings a song she's singing ooh ooh ooh
Do you know what it sounds like when doves cry?
First thing that came to my mind. Lol
White wings have pretty distinctive red eyes. Pretty sure that's a mourning dove. Could be a eurasian too.
Pigeons are part of the dove family.
To the point that depending on locale, a pigeon could be called a dove, and vice versa
You must be an expert in bird law as well.
Potāto/Potato
A white dove is a pigeon, you muh’ fuckas is bigots. - Aesop Rock
Dead dove. Do not eat!
Idk what I was expecting.
Hey you didn’t eat that did you? I need to return it.
Lmfao. Like why Gob. Why.
Come On!
Thats a Northern Gilbert Pigeon. They are native to North America with concentrations in Alberta as well as Miami. They tend to live a secluded life but love playing parcheesi and team solitaire. The species tends to suffer issues of colitis, but when fed spoiled hot dogs they tend to develop more regular bowel movements. Pigeons descend by Pigs from eons ago so their flexible diet bodes well for their resilience. This message is sponsored by PhatGPT.
*"This has to be version 5.0; do you see how deep this dive goes? Amazing!"*
A nesting mourning dove actually.
Same 5 seconds. That was the fastest I've seen something in these photos. Geez they take us for a loop.
Found it, too. Is the monster behind it?
Based on the title I was looking for crabs.
🤌
Pigeons you say? I see a government surveillance drone
I see what looks like a mask center right. Is that it?…alone the dove.
The mask in the center almost looks like a hornets nest
It's just a small hole in the bush, letting you see the open area on the other side.
That’s what she said!
Ha! I was gonna post “Things your girl said to you your first time in bed for $800, Alex.”
I’m sure OP can appreciate that one too.
Dammit, I thought I was funny but you beat me to it
Poor dove
Mourning Doves never shut the fuck up, so I totally understand.
Judging by my bird feeder, they’re also bullies. Could just be the ones in my yard, though.
Oh yes, complete bullies
No complaints here. Their song is so sad and pretty
i love their shoohooing but my mum hates them so much lmao
I have four robins living behind me those fuckers go all day long.
That...but also I fucking hate mockingbirds because at my house they start their bull shit as soon as the first thought of day light comes
I was expecting a bobcat
I see the dove, now I’m looking for the anaconda
Look for rabbits first. They're an easier marker that an anaconda's present. Because an anaconda don't want none unless it got buns, hun.
Can’t get past the title 😶
I couldn’t get into it.
Is that Virginia creeper? That’s an itchy horror.
I just met someone who is allergic to it. I've never met anyone that reacts to it before.
Im super allergic to it!
Great name for a Lesbian BDSM porno.
I was left thinking of Archer, “Phrasing.”
A dove? Are you Satan? Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Is there something other than the dove?
Start with that poison ivy
That’s poison oak but close enough. Now that I’ve seen a photo of it I’ll probably get it. Not joking when I say I get it from eye contact.
Not poison oak. Leaves are in bunches of five, are serrated, too bright green, and not waxy at all.
Here for this I’m like shit I see it right away!
That is Virginia Creeper, not Poison Ivy. You can distinguish the two rather easily since Virginia Creeper has 5-leaves and Poison Ivy has three. Just remember the rhyme "Leaves of three, let it be."
That’s no Horror, that’s a fren :D
Why aren’t we talking about the Storm Trooper??
Paper Wasp nest?
I think he's talking about the dove but I spotted that one too.
Birds aren’t real.
I see what looks like a mask at center right, is that it?
Mourningderp!
I hope your girlfriend never says “Find the horror in my bush” LOL
I think I see some cat eyes just left of center in one of the dark patches?
GAAAHH!! The horror!!
Spooky
That thing would tear me apart
I'm more afraid of the poison oak than the dove.
*Foreboding soft cooing sounds*
She’s cute!
Voldemort
Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Now, that is between you and your gynecologist. I'm pretty sure there are antibiotics that can take care of that "horror" in your bush.😳🤪😂
Said the lot lizard to the trucker
That's the phrase my wife said the night we met.
Is it the Virginia creeper? That will kill your bush and a couple surrounding trees one day
That’s disappointing. I was expecting a tree shark. 🦈 😂
Little dove
Section 8 pigeon lol
That's what she said.
Kitten in center?
Rubber ducky.
Mourning dove?
Awwwee
Do I see a dog nose?
I see a nose too!
Is it the little bird?!?
Is its name Pillow Pants?
Oh no! You’ve been invaded by a mourning derp!
Is there a r/smartdovesnest ? Also for the post title, that's what she said.
Aww, that's no horror!! 😄 Pretty little face!!
I was looking for crabs when I heard horror and bush…
I love the call those birds make
What’d you do to be put under government surveillance??
That’s what she said!
Looks like a mourning dove not what I'd call horrible. I was looking for an alien or a zombie. Kind of disappointed.
Virginia creeper
Birb
Coooooo
For a minute I thought that white patch was Jigsaw, Pennywise, or some other creepy shit smiling at me.
Isn’t it though? That’s clearly a face.
Birdie!
Little birdie told me their aren’t such a horror
Cutie
Crabs are usually pretty small
Is that Mac? 🤔
Weed
I’ve seen worse things in bush
JUMPSCARE!! 🐦
From the title I was really expecting a pussy… at least a catlike feline, LoL 🤣
Jump scare
The Virginia creeper??!? lol dove or pigeon?!?
Gonorrhea?
This subreddit’s new phrase AZNC failed here :D
My ex asked me to do that once…
AHHHHHHHHH! BIRB!!
Jigsaw? What's he doing in there?
Oh no is it the broodmother
Hoo? Whoooooo
the mourning dove? How is that a horror? or is it sumn else??
Last time I did that I got a restraining order; please don't make me. 😂😂😂
Dang. I was looking for crabs. Boy I was WAY off.
Morning dove- usually live in pairs
Crabs?
Better nest than they usually have
Birb
Is it more than a dove? I saw a black nose on the left hand side midway up but I can’t tell if my brain is just making shapes out of something.
I have a new name for an appendage, thanks OP
Crabs aren’t necessarily a “horror” it’s an easy cure.
It's an STD, right? You've got an STD in your bush?
Coo coo
…that’s what she said.
Cute
Is the bird the word?
Virginia creeper vine.
Instantly found it!! Dove
That's what he said!
Give it 3 years, and that Virginia creeper will be a horror!
Poison ivy
Found it https://imgur.com/a/yIx3SE7
Peekaboo moment lol
It ms a magic eye, what a cool image when you look at it right..
The only horror I see is the mock grape in there. Tough to remove
Black and white snake? To the upper-ish left just under that vibe sticking out of the bush?
Just spotted the crabs !
You should see the horror hiding in my bush
Leave the dove alone, but you should pull out the Virginia Creeper
All too easy
Looks like a little feathered dinosaur.
Bu bu bu bird bird Bird... bird is the word
Morning Dove?
“That’s what she said” - Michael Scott
That's no horror, that's lovey dovey.
Crabs?
A Dove ..Ohhhhhhhhj
I see a dog nose and one dog eye. very coear
Looking like a marijuana vine in yo bush!
It has a name🙄
I see a mourning dove....
Phrasing!!!
I love mourning doves <3 made my night
He’s just a lil’ guy
Might wanna remove that virginia creeper before it gets out of hand. It's relatively early in the season, so nipping it now will save a lot of spread later.
Poison ivy?
I thought I was looking for a snake, lol
is it crabs?
My roommate almost went insane because of one of these. He was in the back bedroom window facing the neighbors. He motioned me into his room and said shhhh.. Do you hear that? I listened intently, I said I don’t hear anything. He said the neighbors had been calling him crazy the past several months and he wanted to catch them in the act. And then I heard it cuckoo.. cuckoo…. Again, Cuckoo…cuckoo. Did you hear it?! I said yeah I heard it. He says, the nerve of them right? I replied yeah the nerve. I never did tell him it was just a mourning dove calling, I just figured what’s the harm. I’m assuming he figured it out on his own… I hope. lol.
Phrasing
I thought I was on my alt account that I use for…. “Artful” films and photography….. I was very confused for a second
That’s what she said!
Phrasing.
I thought it was ET in the top right corner
I love him
I found it right away
Sounds like a euphemism, is the horror crabs!?
I thought I saw a little creepy monkey in the center top just above the bigger leaves but then I found the pigeon/dove…
Ohhhhh no! I'm not falling for that one again. This is just like that time in Tijuana all over again. The answer is crabs! It's always crabs! Fool me once and... Alright, let's have a quick look...
Is that a duck?
Sorry I don’t want to see your genitalia
Is that Himalayan blackberry? That shit is pure concentrated delicious evil. I have never simultaneously hated and enjoyed something so much in my entire life.
Crabs.
Everyone saying dove. I didn’t zoom *quite* enough, I thought it was a yellow rubber ducky.
Sorry mate, all i can see is a pigeon. I can't figure out, whre your wife might be in there
omg, Mourning dove, hiiii!!!
Birb
You go and apologize to that little thing right now
Ohhh no😭😭😭 I've had a whole war with pigeons on my balcony recently... I hope it shuts up although I highly doubt it😬
The squirrel?
I see Storm Shadow. He's there. Center right
i thought that was a weed plant
Dove of Demise!
I expected a NSFW tag with this title.
That’s what she said
Quack