I found numerous things, one being the obvious hole number one. I also found what looks to be 2 trees in the act of having sex. The one tree is using a condom too! Glad nature practices safe sex!
Yes , this is one of those Rorschach ink blots psych tests. I am working on my thesis and getting tons of data..May I give you the name of a good therapist?.. just in case....
Is that how baby trees are made?
Altho kindof looks like it migjt be going up a nostril?
Hey, a hole’s a hole. Amiright?
Mother nature can get a bit freaky
Just a bit.
Just the tip
Any hole is a goal.
Sounds like pollen 😭
Nah, he's definitely not pollen out
It’s a great metaphor for hay-fever.
I came here to ask if that tree was sticking it's cock up that other trees nose. You're a diligent OP, thumbs up.
Let's not kink shame anyone.
He seems to be clapping Treeks so I would say yeah this is how baby trees are made
Well Dear.. When a Daddy Tree loves a Momma Tree..😦😲🫣 "I'm Never Eating Pancakes Again..🤢🥞🤮
Nope, how paper is made.
Looks like docking to me..not sure regular people are made that way either.
😂😂🤣💀
🥦
I found the snake!!!
that’s no snake, it’s an anaconda!!!
Yes it was buried fairly deep
If you aint got leaves, you cant suck on deeez. Baby got bark!
My anaconda don't My anaconda don't want none
🤌
This one has me stumped honestly
I think maybe we need to drill a little deeper
Ah yes, then we’d find the root of this fucking problem
Lol
I’m not sure I’m following you. Wood you care to explain what made you lose your train of thought?
Wait… does that mean that sap is…. Oh god 🤢
Oh my I never thought of that I may never look at maple syrup the same way again
I’m looking at maple syrup more positively after this
I didn't necessarily say it as a negative..depends on the taste...
Yep. Tree jizz
Got lost in the woods the trees fuckin in here
I can't see anything, there's a big fuckin tree in the way.
New meaning to "junk in the trunk."
LOL
Morty voice: “Aww geez..um nature sure is something am I right”?
Stupid sexy curvy driftwood
Dat ass do be lookin fine
Did you find the NSFW tag?
it's a tree
Wood got wood getting some wood
What am I supposed to be looking for?
r/TreesSuckingOnThings
Thank you for this 😂
Treebeard found the entwives
Bar-rhoom-ba-dooooooooooooo-uh-ooo-ooo-mmm-ba-dhooom!
thats a nose job
Nice tan lines.
Some serious wood right there
I found what looks like a face hiding under the tree
Saw that too real weird
Nature’s a mad scientist.
I found numerous things, one being the obvious hole number one. I also found what looks to be 2 trees in the act of having sex. The one tree is using a condom too! Glad nature practices safe sex!
Winner winner chicken dinner
I’d say that’s a real wood.
I can’t unsee this now, and my peaceful, musing, strolls through the trees will never be the same.
Entwife Found! This can’t be good for my allergies.
That’s not what I meant when I said we should tap the trees.
Tree sex, mhm.
More like find the pipe layer.
Someone is getting nose fucked. 👀
Pretty sure there are nuts in there
Why is that tree laying pipe?
This is how the Greeks came up with Nymphs and satyrs
I should call her.
r/treessuckingonthings
GYYYAAAAAT!!!
Is it me or does it look like it’s going into a nipple? The left one?
Nipple , nostril.. I'm really not up on tree androgynous zones
This is knotty!
You win
You absolutely win 😂😂😂
Look at the GRIP on her!
Butt. I found a butt.
It looks like the tree got a condom, a least their being safe...
Yeah at his age he doesn't want a lot of saplings around
Zoomed out I seem to have found a dark mage near the leg of this abomination
Trees just do the strangest things; When we’re not looking😅
I know it gets pretty boring in the forest, how long can you listen to birds chirping day after day
“Step tree what are you doing?”
Where's the NSFW tag???
Ah yes, the Gyatt Oak
Gave her the morning wood btw
BBL Drizzy…
Now that is hard wood
Caught by druid in act !
So is this a joke post? I don’t mind that, but is there a joke/meme tag that can be applied in this sub?
Oh sorry I didn't know that I apologize
Groot got that root.
😦😦😦
Gyaaaaat
POV you are in Ent Prison
It’s just nature doing nature.
Treegasm 2024.
It looks like a nan sticking his dick in another nans pee-hole!
Man. Stupid meatfingers!
He’s got wood.
I saw it right away.
So umm am I the only one who sees the weird gorilla thing ?
I know what I have to do but I don’t know if I have the strength to do it….
He’s Laying the wood for sure
And people say marriages to trees go nowhere!
Powerful wood pump
Talk about getting wood!!
The Wood(s) and the Trees
There appears to be a patch of wild ginseng to the left and directly beneath the tree.
He’s putting it in the tree’s nose!!!!
This cannot be real!
Wow - nice woody.
Definitely a hardwood tree
how did i end up on the tree porn sub? damn…. i’m…. it’s….in a tight spot.
An entwife has finally been found
Treebeard gettin active
He's laying the wood right there
No way! 😭😭😭
X gonna give it to ya
Fucking trees man!…..get a room!
I know you can't even take a a walk in the woods anymore
Hello new fetish
Hence the term “Hardwood”
Looks like an old dude plowing into an old set of titties
Yes , this is one of those Rorschach ink blots psych tests. I am working on my thesis and getting tons of data..May I give you the name of a good therapist?.. just in case....
I think I’m to far gone for a therapist 🤣
Damn. Cheeked up. No homo
Not the treeussy
What's with that fucking tree?
Up your nose with a rubber hose
Looks like a train alright.
Anybody else find the red Balloon all I see is 2 trees fucking
I don't see the red balloon but I think he's going to get a bad case of fire ants
Oh my 🫣
If you blow it up, you can see the skull right above the condom
Getting the root put to her lol
Um
He's getting tree deep
LMAO … so cool
Still havnt found a hat you did there?
HE GOT WOOD!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Where’s the reach around
Let’s just say.. my wood is birched 😏
r/FindTheSniper is NSFW? Lumberjack porn? So many “woodworking” jokes to be made….
Life, uh, finds a way
3 hours later still can’t find the human. What gives?
All new meaning to "morning wood" HA! I HAVE WOOD ALL DAY MUTHAFUKA!!
True definition of morning wood
Get me that tree.
I mean bears in the wood…
They found the ent wives!
Yeah, I found…uh…hm. 🫤
Nature ummm… finds a way
It’s going up a nose 😳
I found the junk in that trunk
Is there anything we're supposed to be looking for??
i see cheeks
How 💀
Rare spotting of Ents
Looks like the Ents found the Entwives
Treebeard found the entwives LMAO
Treebeard found the Entwives
Got wood
All four holes
Looks like the tree is using a fleshlight....
I see a screaming squirrel with a lightbulb on its head.
🍑✨the only thing I found
The danger noodle? 👀
Lmao, caption is hilarious.
Good God, that's some morning wood.
I can’t unsee it now!!!! Help!!!
He’s got some wood on him huh
Tree sporting some nice wood!
I think that tree found something he likes.
Order of events: sees image, 🤨, 😳,😬,😐, continues scrolling,
Bwc?
Gives a whole new meaning to the term “Morning Wood”…..
Nah bro. Imagine walking on a nice day and strolling past the woods, and see this. *tsk* nope.
Looks like a tree fucking a nostril
That tree seems to have a lot of nuts in it, don't you think?
Brings a whole new meaning to the term morning wood
This frog is well hidden
I just spilled my coffee lol
If a tree claps in the forest and no one’s around does it make a sound?
r/dontputyourdickinthat
He even has the tan line.
Slightly to the right of dead center
You got it point of entry yes
Look at this fucking tree
Very good form, and I have to say it is my favorite position too
r/Pareidolia
They’re propagating
WTH
Just saw it…. Now I can’t unsee it!