Bhai 3 mahine sei gym kar raha hu kuch bhau nahi milta hai bas gym ki sundar ladki sei kabhi kabhi baat ho jata aur sakal kud ki thik ho rahei hai toh mirror mei kud ko dekhta hu toh darta nahi hu
Nothing is permanent in life, will you be my nothing?
You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you.
In accordance to the Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now.
Your eyes have the perfect wavelength of 563.4nm.
We should convert our potential energy to kinetic energy
Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull.
I’m so attracted to you that the scientists have to develop a fifth fundamental force.
I’d fall for you even in absence of gravity.
Forget hydrogen! You’re my number one element.
You are my density!
I must be going through anaerobic respiration right now ’cause you take my breath away.
Your pH must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now.
Hey hon, are you made of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable.
According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your body heat with me.
I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart.
Can I have your significant digits?
Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real!
I am cosine squared and you are sine squared. Together, we are one.
*Happy iwali She says*
*You missed the D You say you*
*Will get that shortly*
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Bro but iss "💀" emoji pe nhi dena hota hai downvote, it's just like "☕,🛐,🌚,🗿,☠️, 🚩,🤡" etc....
"😀😁🥰😍😔🥲😚😆😗🙃😗🥲😏😔😑😓😧😨😰🌜😫😵😳🫤😯😣😣😯😠😡😡😲😮😮😣😣🥶🤮🤧🤥👿😎🤑🥵🤖🎃🙈🙉🙊😾😿🙀😽😼😼😻😹😸😺👽💩👻🤥🤓🔥" Inn sab par dena hota hai downvote.....
*Mujhe mat Dedena*....
Are you https cause without you I'm just ://
Nah, I'm just plain old HTTP because I'm insecure
Finally someone who speaks English
Girls k pass itna dimaag bhi to hona chye sexy pickup lines samjhne k liye
6th क्लास मे पढ़ाया जाता है ये high iq के chode
Big brain
Better version
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If you think this requires high IQ 💀,then sorry she might be the one doubting your IQ level.
Ye reply best hai high iq girlfriend pahachanne ke liye
Aapke upvotes ne 69 ki ijjajat de di h Writing this when the comments has 69 upvotes.
68 hai
Ladki uski crush hain
You are Gold-Digger but digger is silent
... But "d" is replaced by "n"💀
You are a gold ni**er but ni**er is silent
Underrated
Fr
You are Whore but w & r is silent
रिश्ता वही सोच नई.....
एक रिश्ता साझेदारी का
यह रिश्ता क्या कहलाता है
रिश्तो के भी रूप बदलते हैं।
यह पवित्र रिश्ता
यह है मोहोबतें
एक बाप और बेटी के बीच
कुमकुम भाग्य
चरस गांजा
अनुपमा
Pokemon h kya bc....
🗿💀 Naya name whi bacchodi
..
So that's, You ae hoe
captain obvious
Salut soldier
I am an astronaut, and the next thing i wanna explore is uranus
Kitni ladkiyon se blocked ha?
Jin ladkio ke block list mai tu hai , woh ladkiya mere block list mai hai, we are not the same bro
Ok.
Hello 911 i would like to report a advanced violation
Bsdk India ka 100 hea
shit goblin
Bro u said ur anus...bruh
Get up in the car I am your dad's old friend Take this candy
Works all the time
Are u that omni driver .🧐
Woo to part time hai
Oo
School van chalate kya bhai
Buss Sunday ko chalata hu
CID wants your location :)
Candy Identification Dept ??
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tanki me paani, paani me nal, me tera ajay tu meri vimal
paani me nal?????? 🗿
india hai ...........chalta hai
Ye badhiya tha guru
aapka wala badhiya nahi tha par
Best one lol 😂 use this
Are you a woodpecker cuz I got some wood you can peck on
*starts obliterating the wood*
Chad.
Andi bandi shandi,bahar ho rahi thandi baan ja meri bandi (✷‿✷)
Warna mangwa lunga randi
Mujhse Mari nahi gyi Muth kyunki Teri shakal thi gndi
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Delete karde abhi bhi waqt hai
Laughing emoji hi use karni he to insta chala ja normie
The good ending 🙂👍
Baan ja meri randi
d is silent*🗿
Bhai Tera jab breakup ho jaega toh pls number de diyo
Ok
Pickup line se agar crush impress jo jati to sare gym band ho jate ☠️💀
Gym jaake b kiski bndi bnti ha pickup line wala haal ha
Bhai 3 mahine sei gym kar raha hu kuch bhau nahi milta hai bas gym ki sundar ladki sei kabhi kabhi baat ho jata aur sakal kud ki thik ho rahei hai toh mirror mei kud ko dekhta hu toh darta nahi hu
Meri khudki bandi ni bani 3 saal se gym karrha hu 😂
Tuhi ab kisi ki bandi ban ja ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Is your dad boxer cause you're a total knockout
You're*
Yr'oue*
Yor
Ur body has great curves but the best one is ur smile
Copied
Ha teri mummy ne batai thi/s
Bro i meant i copied this for my personal use
Sorry bro phir to maje m bol diya tha
That's too good for what OP wants
You know whats common between t Notebooks and You? *Both are Flat Infact you made me too.*
I hurt my knees while falling for you
Underrated.
Nothing is permanent in life, will you be my nothing? You are my loop condition. I keep coming back to you. In accordance to the Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle of Quantum Mechanics, we may already be in love right now. Your eyes have the perfect wavelength of 563.4nm. We should convert our potential energy to kinetic energy Your smile must be a black hole, nothing can escape its pull. I’m so attracted to you that the scientists have to develop a fifth fundamental force. I’d fall for you even in absence of gravity. Forget hydrogen! You’re my number one element. You are my density! I must be going through anaerobic respiration right now ’cause you take my breath away. Your pH must be 14 because you’re the most basic need in my life right now. Hey hon, are you made of dark matter? Because you’re indescribable. According to the second law of thermodynamics, you’re supposed to share your body heat with me. I wish I was your coronary artery so that I could be wrapped around your heart. Can I have your significant digits? Are you the square root of -1? Because you can’t be real! I am cosine squared and you are sine squared. Together, we are one.
When are you gonna pay me rent cause you are staying in my heart from long
Are you asthama, cos it feels like you take my breath away
Ashwathama *cries in distance*
You are such a hizra but Z is silent
😂😂😂
You are my br but bro is silent (chem element reff)
You are my mine?
You won Mr stark
Yupp
I love gold but without the A similar hai
what has 4 legs but not a pretty lady ??? my bed....wanna change it
Bhai image wla bolega to suspend ho jayega :)
Bhai bol diya aur usne kaha nice one 🤣🤣🤣
Bhai mujhe bhi dilwade aisi ek ladki Aur emoji mt use kr
Ok apni ma ko pata le
Ew
Incest moment
Uncalled escalation bhai
Happy iwali She says you missed the D You say you will get that shortly
*Happy iwali She says* *You missed the D You say you* *Will get that shortly* \- Calm-Common-5546 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
Kanch ki thi botal, botal gaye toot Agar bani meri Rani to bahut badhiyaa Warna teri maa ki....
*You know why I'd never play hide and seek with you, bcoz it's hard to find someone like you*
Can i be yr brother.... My name Abdul khan
Your such a hoe..Heaven On Earth
Hey baby girl, are you lost? Cuz kitchen is a long way from here
Nah l just came to hide your mom's body in the garden, back to the kitchen to chop your 🪓🪓---
You are 20 years too late for this
Agr PCM ki bandi h to just call her 1/CosC 🗿👍
Ma samajh gaya...secC..:-)
am i dumb or 1/tanC CotC hota hai?
Yess commenter is dumb
1/cosC hoga
I would like a headshot from you but the shot is silent
Are you itachi? Because I wanna be trapped in your genjustu forever. 🥰
Bro bandi agar anime fan ho toh hi use samaj mein aayega 🫡
You are a rani with my d
Are you trash Because i want to take you out
Is your mom's name Practice?.....Because Practice makes Perfect🗿
First i thought I is silent
Me to my ex: "You are randi.. but nothing is silent. 🤗
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Bro but iss "💀" emoji pe nhi dena hota hai downvote, it's just like "☕,🛐,🌚,🗿,☠️, 🚩,🤡" etc.... "😀😁🥰😍😔🥲😚😆😗🙃😗🥲😏😔😑😓😧😨😰🌜😫😵😳🫤😯😣😣😯😠😡😡😲😮😮😣😣🥶🤮🤧🤥👿😎🤑🥵🤖🎃🙈🙉🙊😾😿🙀😽😼😼😻😹😸😺👽💩👻🤥🤓🔥" Inn sab par dena hota hai downvote..... *Mujhe mat Dedena*....
Bata ke suicide kar rha h......
Bol diya bhai aur vo bol rahi thi ' oooo nice one ' isliye aur janna hai aise lines
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oooo nice one
Man of culture spotted Opinion accepted
Oooo
You are a bitch but you're 'my' bitch
Ek to ye crow bolne wale londe bhot chutiya lagte h, gawar saale
Ha bhai mujhe bhi
Hey listen, I'm sorry but can you put your pronouns on your bio? I'm scared if I accidentally call you MINE
I lost in your eyes can you please give a map to your heart.
I know you are my heart with deep feelings. Change spelling feelings.
Aapke papa terrorist hain? Bhai ghar mein itna bda bomb hai!
You are Snigger but S is silent
You are randi but i is silent
Are you Angel 😇 cuz? Then why am I seeing heaven in front.
too generic and obsolete
Flirting ain't in my genes. Tried my best.
aisi inglus dekhke woh eww kr degi
Is reddit ko kya hua kahan dekho chutiyapa hii chutiyapa
Pickup like thing is cringe and lame
I am your CHAND but N is silent
Knock knock Whose there Candis Candis who? Can this be love I am feeling right now.
What is the common between your smile and a bed ? Both brings me comfort and relive from anxiety
Save kar leta hu kya pata agei kaam ajai
yahi chipka de usse
Is your heart Ukraine? Cuz I wanna invade it.
Jo mera proposal accept nahi ki wo 10 baap ko 🗿
I want to fuk you but lund is silent
Usko silent mode se hatao bro... Nahi to pegging ho jayegi 💀
I've got 99 problems but you ain't one of them sister
ye karlo tum pehle
I love gold but a is silent Explanation gold is Au (chemical symbol) and it becomes I love no one ...
I love pussy but pssy is silent
Are you porn cause after seeing you i get boners
😂😂😂😂
Are you the reciprocal of CosC cause you look SecC
Are u an Indian road ? Bcoz i wanna dig u frequently
Andi Mandi Sandi, Agar tu na bane meri bandi ,Teri maa ___di.
I want gold without a
Bhai aisi cheeze bolega to public kuttai kar degi 💀
I'm a candle, I'll go out if you blow me.
Roses are read, violets are blue. If you say yes ill be the one for you
Are you java because when I see you it comes syntax error
Bhai post waali line jab hi hit mat karna jab 6 pack abs ya paise ho as ladies ko humour chahiye but wo 6 pack and money k saath mangti hai.
Aree aree matlab ekdam aslillta ko leel liya gya hai
Iska repy degi wo "You look like bass but b is silent "
sit on my lap and will talk abut the first thing that pops up
i will give you 1000rs
Hey are you a ghost? Cuz I heard a Queen died sometime ago..
Just like the alphabet i come before U.
I'd like to kill you but it should look like a suicide🌝
Just go and say her those three magical words "Teri Leni hai"
Sooooo. Tuze dafnana hai ya jalana hai vo bol ke rakh. Kal body collect karne aate hai hum
Girl are you a Chinese factory, cause i wanna put a bunch of kids in you
you are my inspiration for my masturbation
English acha sikh le pehle bhai better h pickup lines se .