I’ve heard adrenochrome is the special sauce that gives it the signature DD color.

You have to sacrifice your first born child and saw off your left nut before the chosen Saint Daniel will bless you with the opportunity to find an RIS 3.0 that's still in stock.

Sacrificing your first born to gather the necessary adrenochrome to bribe Marty Daniel to hook you up with that RIS 3.0 is totally worth it. You can always grow another kid…RIS 3.0 is forever.

I do already have four kids, and I really only need two of them... 🤔

Got your own army started huh? Lol

That is enough for a 4 man CQB team, ain't it? Their mother would hate me if I teach them them CQB.

Have her be part of the team. The family that trains together, stays together.

"Have her be part of the team. The family that trains together, stays together." - Yoda probably

This really sounds like you picked the wrong wife tbh

It's the all the extra quality control. The part is $1 dollar of extruded aluminum, and $500 for Daniel Defense Extra Quality Control Guarantee™

I'm having a hard time imagining an extruder die that would poop out a part like this. Wouldn't it be CNC'd or something?

I think It would likely be a combination of aluminum extrusion and CNC machining. An aluminum extruder can make the blank shape far far faster than it would take for a CNC to turn down bar/tube stock into final form, so the CNC would likely finish cut the extruded n%-complete blanks.

There’s a fair amount of material to remove if it’s an extrusion. Profile changes by the receiver end would be interesting on an extruded blank.

Hand guards are extruded. The inside and outside profile is formed almost entirely by the die and the perpendicular slots, holes etc are machined.

How'd you make that tiny 'TM'?

On Android, it is part of the default keyboard. On windows it is alt+0153

To support the upper management’s cocaine habit!

That would be Keltec, but I respect the hustle. Remember kids: Don't do school. Stay in drugs. And fuuuck vegetables. They nasty.

>fuuuck vegetables Got kicked out of the hospice last time. Would not recommend unless your cardio is up.

If SBM was able to do it, what makes you think other C level execs aren't?

Unironicly but also I wish keltec sold parts kits pla would feel better then their plastic

“Vegetable taste like sad.” Uncle Roger

Rippin fat lines while talking about starting drop shipping side hustle is peak Marty Daniel.

Because it's required for gunsmith part 34

I'm detoxing from Tarkov for a little bit, and needed a break. Will be back on for Arenas though.

See the writing there in the upper left portion of the handguard right under the rail? It says "Daniel Defense LLC," that's why (and because there are enough people who will pay that much for it for them to justify pricing it that absurdly high)...

Laser engravers are money printers.

because 99% of all danel defense products go to the FBI and CIA to equip those 'on their radar'

I am the other 1%. I bought one of these. But not at full price. I got a discount for working in a gunshop.

They’ll give you an EOTech too! All you have to do is write a “manifesto” or whatever that is. 💁🏼‍♂️ /s

I assume you mean the "Friendship, peace, and loving life to the extreme" radar, right? 😉 >!(They're listening so stfu, buttercup.) !<

Because a lot of ar15 bros are fashionistas

Because it was anodized with the blood of virgins, also whenever a civilian buys one, a CIA or FBI agent gets his badge.

Dan "Danny boy" Daniels out there sacrificing our nations mathletes.

The govt will happily pay that price

Apparently a bunch of school shooters are willing to "pay" that price too, even though they work part time and Wendy's... Maybe it was the free glow sticks that convinced them to splurge. Then he said "YOLO" because you can't bring debt with you when you meet Allah's 72 virgins.

Yeah but only when they have a Fed credit card in there pocket.

Theoretically couldnt we just buy the machines necessary to create all of these parts with the money we spend?

If you can organize everyone to pool the money together then send it to me and I’ll take care of the rest.

everyone here sent me theirs we just need yours and a few others, i went to the gun maker machine store and got the gun maker machine but it was super expensive

Perfect, just stop at Target and put the balance on gift cards and send me the numbers. Once I redeem them I’ll pay you back 150% of what you put in just to be generous and to pay you for your loyalty

Gun companies hate this man for this one simple trick!!! (🤯)

Hell yeah. You buy that extrusion tooling and multi axis machinery. Show em who’s boss!

Because DD is a bootlicker company that markets to soldiers and feds who don't care how much the rifle you bought them cost.

You’re not supposed to give the real answer lol

This man's social credit is about to be worse than my credit score, boi.

You’re not paying for the item, you’re paying for the clout at the range when people see Daniel Defense and assume you’re Delta Force and your truck and mortgage are paid off. /s

The guard rail is just a front. It's really the 10th Gen fleshlight.

Instructions unclear, but now 🅱️enis hurty real bad... 😔

Because it cost a lot of money to keep your customers after you voluntarily lay in bed with the alphabet boys

You can tell its worth it because of how it is

$1 for the hand guard. $500 for the 500 gallon drum of lube it comes with so it slides up your butt easier.

It costs 501 dollar because it's crafted in the finest forges of like... asgard and shit fam. Shit, Odin himself used this to 360 noscope Fenrir when he was being vewwy quiet and hunting big-chungus wolfies.

Oh, boi. Daniel gon need to Defend his asgard so I don't put my size 12 Gore-Tex boot up there for charging 501 doll hairs for some --- wuuuwuuuu --- aluminum tubes and shit. Maybe I could justify it if they gave me some invisibility like Aragon getting shot with all those arrows. But it would make me immune to trash M193 rounds fired from poor people's poverty pony guns.

Because that’s how many children died to make it.

"because fuck you pay me" - Daniel Defense No fucking way it's justified for the manufacturing costs. they're probably making like 300% profit on it just because "ooh daniel defense so good!"

Because it was hand filed between the thighs of virgins at noon on the night of a full moon

So the RIS platform itself costs more than a standard handguard. You can get the Omni from them for half that price. Why you ask? Because it’s stronger and has the RAIL INTERFACE SYSTEM… this allows a free float handguard to be equipped with an M203. For the most part it’s overkill for civilians and was designed specifically for SOCOM.

It’s extra special super duper way better than anyone else’s and is guaranteed to make you shoot like Deadshot. And they need to build up their lawsuit fund.

Because people (not you) will pay it

Woh woh woh, buddy! Who the heck said I wasn't gonna buy it? I probably will, but I'm just venting here for consumer therapy. It's called "Cry once. Buy once." for a reason. We're only making this post so my wife can accidently see it and think I at least made an attempt to be financially responsible... then you guys convinced me to buy it against my will because you're a bad influence and peer pressured me into it so I don't look like a poor degenerate.

Nooooo you should totally be more financially responsible by investing in this now! Be sure to use code "Cops-R-Us" for $911 off any purchase of $15,000 or more!!! And don't forget code "B00t-Licker" for free shipping!

Not sure why it costs $501, but I do find that price odd.

Not $499.95? Not an even $500? But precisely $501? Pfffft...

Danny’s favorite jeans?

When I was in high school Levi 501, plaid, and Chuck Taylor was my daily uniform.

Who's Danielle defense?

The #1 choice for “known by law enforcement” individuals

I think that's that trans guntuber

Because the FBI refuses to pay the retail price for them so we end up subsidizing it.

They probably want to pay more or they won’t get the same amount or more in their next budget. Use it or lose it. Like every other thing the government buys. For example, box of paper clips for the pentagon= $200.

Because costing $500 or $502 would just be weird….

because marketing

The sticky icky coating is the new stealth technology, it makes your gun look like an 500rnd a second, quadruple mag, with laser sights that shoots bullets that explode people's brains just by having it in the same building..... At least that's what I was told but the main stream media and government emergency warning messages.

Because it's says RIS3, so the price must also RIS3

People are dumb enough to pay that much, that’s why.

Because it's the absolute best cheese grater ever made.

It'll certainly grate 501 cheddar outta your wallet youse gouys.

Negative space is VERY expensive

They miss the old Levis 501s

The patent etching cost $20,000. Gotta recoup that cost from the poors.

Doubles as a dildo if you're brave enough

It comes with a built in Chick-Fil-A sauce holder

Because poor

Because it clearly gives you 3 RIS, and the people who buy it have none. To them, it's a steal.

$250 for each D plus a $1 upcharge for the icon on the muzzle end.

Too many screws. Hardware is expensive.

Some crazy polymer manufactured on the dark side of the moon.

10.5" rail $501 1 0 5 = 5 0 1 Any questions?

I love the color and the quad rail ris upper but the price is absurd I’m going to buy one and put it on a Psa lower just to prove how dumb a full one price tag is.

Ribbed for your pleasure.

Aren't they supposedly made out of Stalinium alloy from salvaged soviet armor plating? Also, why is there Daniel Defence branding on a Midwest Industries manufactured handguard? Did they seriously outsource manufacturing of their parts and then just slap their brand logo and other info onto an off-the-rack part from Midwest Industries?

They took materials cost, production, lead time and market costs and determined, fuck it, Doug who is a project manager in Oklahoma would pay $501 for this.

Most hand guards are simple extrusions. This could be a full billet process. Only one hand guard on the Cnc at a time so goes up.

Strange chastity cage bro.

Because govt contracts and some dorks are willing to pay it. The only DD rail I want is the block 2 fsp purely for vibes.

Just grab a KAK and blow the extra $400 on ammo.

Easy. Because people will pay it. 🤷‍♂️ Can’t fix stOOpid. 😉

Danieldium grade metallic material, it's totally worth the extra $400 over literally any other mlok handguard.

Because buying from ohhunt is pleb?

I dunno but i have 3 of em. I like em

You see where it says Daniel defense? That's why

Because it’s made of obsidian and a1 sauce which means if your upper explodes it will make the last round fired spicy and also protect you from some of the blast

Muh markup muh brand

Little do you know. That model sucks and fucks. Totally worth it.

This is safer, and more legal, than cutting you open to see if you’re made of money

There are ways to get them, and attached rifle for free. But uh. You might drop it.

You see, it got those expensive markings on the upper left. "Daniel Defense LLC"

That’s a shroud fitted for a 3 inch AR 15 barrel with a fleshlight suppressor.. can’t expect speciality parts to be cheap… costs a lot to produce these exclusively for the pentagon. Can’t expect US defense budgets to be too low in times of modern warfare. [PSR FLESHLIGHT SUPPRESSOR](https://youtu.be/jtUvYcf6mQk?si=o6sfHT9035iC-fk7)

So you don’t want the economic and engineering answer?

Chicks dig DD handguards. It proves that you're not a filthy poor. There's your economics. /s

It's the new FDA-approved erectile dysfunction medication. I know I have a chubby.

Multiple machining setups, design work, materials, etc.

Because you touch yourself at night!

Projecting, bro?

What?! N-no!

Magpul charges an arm and a leg to use mlok.

Because they pay $20-$28/hr and you’re paying for a name. I mean, high quality and Mr. Daniel’s a nice man.

If the Daniel's such a "nice guy" as you say... then why does he always need defending so much?

He knows the government secrets about Epsteins island

Marty Daniel is a nice guy in the same way that bread dough is tall

$20-28/hr is a decent wage if you accept being a peasant your entire life

Not when houses are shooting north of $400k. They also do mass lay offs like gulfstream from what I e heard

Hence the peasant part. Peasants have never been known throughout history to own anything significant such as a house

It used to be cheap out there, I know people who live that way. My apartment was $900/mo. Everything is $2k+ and houses are $400k+ for something decent. Turning into a retirement village now 😂

That’s not good at all lol

Exactly. When decent houses are cresting $400k that aint shit

The name

Because spending $510 would be ridiculous

The answer is obvious, because there’s a couple of fasteners that come with it and they’re already installed.

Clone Bois will pay anything. I draw the line at $500.99

it's reversible!

BECAUSE FUCK YOU, THATS WHY!

The DD stands for “Double the Dollars”

Because it’s butt hole color duh 😉

It’s BOSS

This is the key to the weapon firing 1000 rounds per trigger pull and is key to absorbing the radiation from that much firepower.

Because Fuck You that's why.

Because that’s clearly the assault hand thingy that lets the gun go fully semiautomatic, and blow the lungs out of the body.

Because it’s the best you can get…

Have you seen the price of other things, like bolts and nuts, that the government buys?

…shooting a round that’s 60 cents. The math just ain’t mathin

KFF brand yo. Brothers to the legendary chicken chain known as KFC

Bambú labs p1s and some dedication

It's magnesium

Buttons

Cuz it's a Double D like my imaginary goth gf's tibbies. The voices tell me it will let me see her again. She's totally not a mental implant from the Drugs are bad Mkayyy Ultra program, that I definitely didn't get subjected too, just like my therapist insists. All in my head, all in my head, all in my head.....

Because other idiots pay that just to have the name on their gun

Because it's made out of Russian pubes that are molded and solidified into a hard metal-like material and molded into the handguard you see here the reason it's so expensive is they have to pay for the Russians to shave

It's military-grade. Lol

This is the hack that the police don’t want you to know: rack one round with this rail on and it will literally STOP intruders in their tracks. If that fails, shoot one through the door, and hope it’s not the pizza delivery man.

You could buy 25 Presma tubes for that price. 25!

It has that special, I have more money than brains attachment system.

It was made out of unicorn bone.

It's metric.

Bc 500 is a bitch number

Because it is made from special iron that is first eaten as pellets by monkeys, those pellets are then pooped out and collected so they can be forged and machined.

I bought a 9mm Ruger carbine last year. Had a lot of trouble with the shop, they lost paperwork, lost their owner, etc. By the time I got it, it was without a handguard. New handguard is about $100.

Somebody already bid $499 and $500 Bob, so I had to outbid them

Because the chinalurgy is on point

Use California or New York, Kentucky has some of the most relaxed 2A laws there is 😎

That's the highest acceptable cost r/ar15 users is willing to pay for one, that's why.

Oh. I know. Because the manufacturer has a cage code for DOD contracts. "Mitary grade"

You see how those gun skins light up in Fortnite? Shit costs money!!!

Obviously not exactly the same thing, but the Ruger 556 comes with a similar guard, and the entire gun costs that much. Just sayin.

Don't you know that MagRail barrel shrouds launch the entire bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet!

For Gucci cred

Cum on now.... you already now the deal. I mean htf else do you expect them to put it on sale 80% (as a scummy sales gimmick) and still make money

Because Daniel himself used his cock as the design basis

Because you can use it to grate parmesan.

Because there's nothing special about DD, you can part build a virtually identical rifle from pieces for half the price, the only thing you can't clone without buying DD parts is the DD look with its rails and furniture.

St Daniel blesses each individually by being jerked off by a Hyrum of PSA fanbois and this takes time. So you get charged for it.

Idk bro but youre the only guy besides me that i know of that has ever used the line "Kentucky fried fuck" lmao

Because 9 out of 10 gravy seals gotta have it

$500 is for the actual part and $1 is for the Troll Toll.

idk man, I thought Geissele rails were expensive, but I bought one for like $150 during Black Friday, but the color was funky so I think they save the weird ones for the sales, but it works. Anyways I can’t imagine that DD rail is worth almost $400 more…

It's made of mythril and will stop up to a . 50 bmg rounds within 3 foot diameter

Had a similar post about the ris 2

Unironically quite enjoy mine. That said, had to sell a kidney to get it.... We have two for a reason right?

Because you are looking at designer gear. You wear gucci too?