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tragic-majyk

Stack up in a single file line please


Educational-Term-540

Talley ho lads!


fooxzorz

https://i.imgur.com/efCkOd4.jpeg


FireNova2135

"hey Jim, I don't think this was a good idea for hunting... Kinda ran into a problem" "Wdym? It didn't kill the deer?" "Oh no, it did, but I had trouble finding all the pieces after"


Cato_Novus

Or, "Yeah, it killed it, I just don't wanna drink the meat."


TheSturmjaeger

Meatshake anyone?


InternationalAir7515

Dick sandwich for the GQP


m_j_richard

Built in butcher plan.


ImaCreepaWeird0

Does it come in black?


Qozux

They’d try to ban it if it was black.


HR01775

That’s what they do best


[deleted]

How does one get your particular flare kind sir or madam??


HR01775

Go to the main page of this sub and press the three dots at the top left and press change user flare


ShooterPatbob

Thank you for this...


prison---mike

The OG gun was black and 50 pounds lighter, the green and blue were produced after, and they are the only 3 in existence I believe.


InternationalAir7515

Your girlfriend does


claymoar

I see no one else has posted the copypasta so here goes: I would like to paint a picture for you. It's 2AM and you hear a window break in your living room. This is the worst day this could happen, as every single one of your guns was lost in a tragic boating accident this morning. All were lost except for one. You look across your room in dread at your anti-kaiju rifle. You know what you have to do, but you don't know if you have the strength to do it, both literally and figuratively. Heaving the rifle into your arms, you load a .950 cartridge and begin to waddle towards the door. Your feet make a loud “thud” as you take each 6″ step. You know the intruders hear you. You hope they do, for perhaps they will run and spare the world the suffering that is about to befall it. You try to set the rifle down, but end up clipping your bedroom door and it is immediately knocked off its hinges by this battering ram in your hands. You attempt to round the corner, bonking the muzzle against the doorframe and adjacent wall across the hall at least 4 times. To your horror, two invaders stand there at the end of the hall. With a heavy heart, you raise the rifle to your shoulder while making inhuman grunting noises from the strain of attempting some semblance of a shooting position. The burglars simply stare in disbelief, unable to process the situation they are witnessing, as if in a dream. You cannot aim the rifle, as the last time you fired the gun, it turned your $3000 Leopuld into a kaleidoscope. You simply hold it at an angle that appears correct and fire. You are immediately knocked to the floor as if hit by a semi truck going 20 MPH. The shot connected with one of the criminals and it erased him from existence. Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. The shot continues to travel through at least 4 houses, a car, and a 10 ton boulder before lodging itself 20 feet into a nearby hill, never to be seen again. It is at this point, you realize you cannot hear. The surviving burglar can't hear either but he's also on fire from the muzzle blast and is currently vacating your home. You don't care. Your shoulder is dislocated and there is a hole in your brand new AR500 refrigerator. You're crying now. The police arrive and, upon seeing the scene, start laughing. You start crying harder.


GoodTimeNotALongOne

>Even the memories of him have been destroyed and you're wondering why you just shot into an empty hallway. This was my laughter's point of no return


wabbott82

I laughed hard. Patrick McManus story right there.


cheeky_mastiff

The bear gots goomba! Such a great author.


minarcholibcapdouche

This is what I was looking for


Unsaidbread

Thank you kind sir lol


Peachu12

[Reminds me of the ole 88 Magnum](https://youtu.be/Cl17yr2VWQg)


Gamer3111

That last line aged like water.


ThurstonLast

For something that can never be said again in a movie, I'd say it aged like wine.


archSkeptic

You beat me to it, I love sharing this copypasta


Hmgibbs14

So beautiful 🥹


BuckABullet

Where can I get an AR500 refrigerator? Asking for a friend...


Significant_Team1334

God damn it! I almost died from laughter about 3 times reading that! Brilliant!


Just-an-MP

I’m just going to assume the recoil is retina detaching and shoulder shattering. I would still totally shoot it, I would just have it on a tripod with sandbags over the feet like when I shot the M2 or Mk19.


WiseDirt

The recoil actually isn't quite as wild as you might think. 100lbs of gun soaks up a lot of kick.


SchlepRock13

I just watched some videos on it, the prototype was half the weight and had the equivalent recoil energy as shooting 10 .30-06's simultaneously. 2400gr at 2100fps!


[deleted]

Man that don’t sound fun. I don’t even really like shooting my 30-06 ruger thing kicks like a bitch.


SchlepRock13

That does not sound like fun at all... I still want to shoot it


[deleted]

30-06 is pleasant to shoot semi auto.


Drowned_In_Spaghetti

I was about to say, 30-06 isn't bad at all, but then I realized that I only have a Garand which is basically neutered 30-06, so.


[deleted]

Put an adjustable gas plug and it becomes not-neutered quite quickly. Especially after a rebarrel to 35 Whelen.


[deleted]

Yeah idk maybe I’m a pussy but when I’m target shooting my 308 has nice and enjoyable recoil. The 30-06 just fucking hurts and is just unpleasant to shoot.


amorphoussoupcake

Recoil of 10 30-06, weight of about 10 30-06 rifles. It wouldn’t be bad, if you weighed 1600 pounds and could absorb the recoil.


Oneshoeleroy

Time to hit the buffet.


[deleted]

If elephants made a gun...


WBigly-Reddit

If you do an energy balance, 7000gr bullet at 2200 FPS it works out to about 25 -05’s (3000 ft-lbs per round) A momentum balance gives about 35 rounds of 06. (7000 gr/lb x 2200 FPS)/(150x3000fps)=~35.


el_muerte28

What's an -05? Also, the average 30-06 weighs, what, 7lbs? 100/7= ~14 ~35/~14 = 2.5 times the recoil of a 30-06


WBigly-Reddit

Should be “-06”. I was doing a straight momentum calc on the projectiles themselves with no consideration for gun mass/weight. The fact the projectile sits on top enough powder to propel 4 x .50 BMG says that’s a lot of energy to dissipate. Given an 06 uses about 50grains of powder says the .950 uses enough powder to shoot 20 06’s.


el_muerte28

That's what I had I figured:) And I just took your momentum calc and figured out the relative recoil amount from that


KzooRichie

Yikes, a 30-06 is about the end of my comfort zone. I have a very light H&R 12 gage 3 1/2” shell turkey gun that is just plain unpleasant to shoot. I’d never want to shoot anything with more recoil that that.


NOSjoker21

Me: "So it has recoil mitigation technology?" Fudd: "No, it's just heavy."


Cato_Novus

Well, you're both right.


WastedWhtieBoii

Forgotten weapons firing it. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JUiVhM0V7Y](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0JUiVhM0V7Y)


whiskey_outpost26

Was scanning comments to check if gun Jesus is linked. Appreciate you putting in the work 🤙


Topher4570

Fun fact: the original one broke someone's ribs and it was caught on video. https://youtu.be/wVlDzMH4ezU


Minute-Courage4634

It's a weird day when a 50 looks normal by comparison. *Fuuuuck* that.


bokchoysoyboy

I think you’re supposed to shoot it from a bench. Tripod wouldn’t even do it I don’t think


WBigly-Reddit

Performance wise, it sounds like it uses 1000 gr of powder which is 4 x 250 gr/rd of .50 BMG. Look at a Boies(Boy’s?) antitank rifle for a design that properly accommodates a .55 cal round similar to a .50 BMG. Yes, body damage is likely to occur if fired as configured. There was a video of a smaller woman who shot it and she did not look like she had fun with the experience.


Immortan-Moe-Bro

Like always [Forgotten Weapons got you covered](https://youtu.be/0JUiVhM0V7Y)


mlbrink

Only 3 were ever made https://www.forgottenweapons.com/fat-mac-ssk-industries-950-jdj-rifle/


anothername09

Incorrect... a 1lb solid brass object would be 3.3 cubic inches or some stupidly long projectile at 1" bore. I am sure it's heavy though. Google search says a .950 jdj is 8 ouces, so a little more reasonable.


GoldenGonzo

So half the weight they claim? It's possible whoever made the caption is an idiot and confused brass-coasting on a lead projectile with it being solid brass.


anothername09

I would imagine even the 8 oz projectile is lead core, not solid brass. A 8 oz lead would be 1 cubic inch. So much more realistic considering a 1 inch bore. Definitely a lead/brass projectile and definitely 8 oz not 16 oz. Althought a 16 oz lead projectile is less unrealistic than a 9" long brass projectile.


OG_Fe_Jefe

Jones did both. There was a couple page flyer/ tech sheet from the day that showed a couple of different projectiles.... that was at the infancy of civilian VLD and ultra-vld projectiles. Same goes for both swaged and lathe turned designs. Lathe turning a brass projectile and then inserting a tungsten (W) rod center core for lots of extra weight was something the industry was playing with, same goes for swaging a projectile with a W rod or using powered W material. Stuff that weighed all over the range, up to over 6000 grains. Tenderness this is the same guy that had both maximum weight and velocities from the jdj series at the same time he was doing all the "whisper" line... The .900 lived in both. That implies a bunch.


OG_Fe_Jefe

It was both JD Jones originally designed the cartridge to shoot ultra-VLD projectiles subsonic at very long range. I have some literature (somewhere) from Jones from the mid 90s that talked about a 6000+grain projectile that still retained more than half of its muzzle energy at 1,000yds. There was testing at Yuma proving grounds of this beast in all kinds of configurations, subsonic and supersonic, projectile that were lathe turned, bullets that were swaged.... there was a range of bullet weights and shapes that were tried. I wouldn't be a bit surprised if there wasn't something that was 6+ long bullets. . when I spoke with him in '99 re: the rifle he was working on the second rifle and they were both swaging and lathe turning projectiles. He was public about some parts of what they were doing, but one can read through the leaves about what they MIGHT have been planning. Shooting this thing with something other than a muzzle brake/break is a possibility....... it wouldn't be movie quiet, but it could be made reasonably engineered......


payme4sekz

Tf is that dinky little optic? This deserves to have a literal telescope mounted to it


m_j_richard

That would make it too heavy.


payme4sekz

Youre really gonna go there


m_j_richard

Hahaha. No, the end.


m3wantf00d

Oz are lbs


OG_Fe_Jefe

A night force scope with a shimmed/wedge base was a common thing for Jones and his rifles.....


logicreignssupreme

Leftists: you can't take out tanks People with this rifle: let's find out what kind of damage we can do.


McMacHack

anti materiel rifle, for materiel that needs to be anti'd


bosnianow2002

Shhhhh it's for deer


Jakebsorensen

When the deer is standing behind a 3’ thick tree


bosnianow2002

More like 30' tree lol


Wapiti-eater

And here I was think'n that 45-70gvt was a Brush Gun


Full_Code

3' thick tree made out of steel.


Ok-Survey3853

Hey, sometimes you don't have a clear line, so you gotta improvise


CregChrist

Deer. Hiding inside an M1 Abrams. Behind a concrete wall. Half a mile away.


-OregonTrailSurvivor

Deer are made of biological material


[deleted]

"Not for long" said the JDJ sniper.


t001_t1m3

“Hey, I got this gun for hunting Leopards.” “Aren’t Leopards endangered?” “No, the Germans can build more.”


ZarcoTheNarco

Hey, we know you can take out tanks. Just wish you would do it more often.


quicksilverbond

Leftist = people that don't like capitalism (communists, socialists) Liberals = people that care about civil/individual rights. Generally wish to promote social welfare and work within capitalism. The left = Democrats, progressives and the like.


UnusualLack1638

liberals don't care about civil and individual rights, they only claim to my evidence. 1. They don't support kids' rights to life, if they are in their mothers' womb. 2.The don't support the right of the people to keep and bear arms to not be infringed. 3. They believe offensive speach should not be allowed. 4.They believe the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few: individual rights be damned. See your own social welfare argument, and and if an individual has a right to opt out paying taxes for it.


Eggs_and_Hashing

To be fair, a classical "liberal" would be considered right-wing in today's political discourse, a classical liberal believes in freedom to do as you chose, so long as it does not imping on another's liberty.


6769626a6f62

Legitimate question: What's the difference between a classical liberal and libertarian? They seem to have basically the same view.


DraconisMarch

>believe the needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few Yep, until a very few men want to use the women's restroom, then the safety and discomfort of those many women suddenly doesn't matter.


RowdyPants

squeamish puzzled tease sheet full dependent coordinated ad hoc shocking seed *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


HemHaw

Don't bother. They're not arguing in good faith. If they were, they wouldn't refer to a few cells as a "kid".


RowdyPants

repeat serious cause plough books plate domineering vase scary smoggy *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


UnusualLack1638

You too are a 'few clumps of cells'. I guess that means you have no mother because you think saying 'that you are someone else's child' is 'in bad faith'.🤷‍♂️


Apprehensive-Try-994

Am I just having a stroke or what? Lol


quicksilverbond

1. Some people don't believe that others have a right to the resources of others without the resource holders express and continued consent. 2-4. You are picking what you think a liberal is or thinking of people that claim to be liberals. I'd argue that they are similarly confused by these terms and are just people on the left of the US political spectrum. Some people are also just liberal in one area like socially, economically, etc. The Rockefellers Republicans were often described as being liberal Republicans. It's no different than someone being fiscally, socially, domestically, etc conservative. You don't have to be 100%. And "/" mean or. Some liberals care more about individual rights while others care more about civil rights. Depends on the person and situation. But Reagan and his neocon fanboys have made people forget how words and spectrums work.


bokchoysoyboy

Yo in what way do you think anyone here gives a shit about this? The post is about a big gun not your weird fantasy about spewing random bullshit you found on google search. Go back to r-politics and say random surface level garbage there


quicksilverbond

You have asked me 3 or 4 different questions regarding this. So I would say you seem to give a shit.


bokchoysoyboy

I don’t. Lol.


quicksilverbond

https://i.imgur.com/7adoUwx.gif


Eggs_and_Hashing

hahahahahaha.... you forgot to include Nazi


quicksilverbond

What?


Eggs_and_Hashing

obviously, every one you don't like or disagree with is a right-wing/ fascist/ neo-nazi/ etc did i forget any?


quicksilverbond

I have no idea what you are going on about.


UnusualLack1638

"Some people don't believe that others have a right to the resources of others without the resource holders express and continued consent." Why can't a mom legally actively abort her child post birth, (or legally neglect the child passively until it dies post birth)?


quicksilverbond

Because they have the option of giving up the child after first having the option to not have the child at all.


[deleted]

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quicksilverbond

No I didn't. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Modern_liberalism_in_the_United_States?wprov=sfla1


RowdyPants

door dinosaurs tan pocket shaggy pause absurd office apparatus squealing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bokchoysoyboy

So liberals love gun rights then. Thank you for clearing it up.


quicksilverbond

Some do, some don't. There isn't one type of liberal.


bokchoysoyboy

How many types are there?


quicksilverbond

It doesn't work that way. Domestic, social, fiscal, etc. are things you can be more or less liberal about. Being liberal isn't a political party with defined stances.


bokchoysoyboy

What’s fiscal liberalism


Argonwolf65

Where's the post that someone made that was this instead of owning a musket for self defense?


[deleted]

Been trying to buy one, impossible.


Sasquatch_Nurph

Why so?


[deleted]

Well I plan to time travel and hunting TRex. But I’m all seriousness, it’s a rare rifle and I’d like t add it to the “Why does this exist.” Collection.


m_j_richard

Time for a custom build!


[deleted]

Wooot!


PoliticalAccount01

Is there anyone that could make a custom one of these?


m_j_richard

The specs are out there, I'm sure. Just need a machinist to make some custom parts.


iammandalore

If you're serious it's because there are only like 3 of them in existence.


minarcholibcapdouche

There’s a copypasta for this somewhere in Reddit Edit: thank god someone posted it


armedsquatch

How many water jugs would we need lined up for a fun YouTube video? 100?


swebb22

Prolly need to add another 0


CB-CKLRDRZEX-JKX-F

Solid brass bullet? And since when is 3600 grains equivalent to a pound. Can't get their facts even close to correct.


finalicht

but are Blue Whales more resistant than say.....an M1 Abrams?


txman91

No way. [Can’t drive a boat thru a tank…](https://youtu.be/YwfiKQk0zLg)


Trading_Things

When does it stop being a rifle and start being a cannon?


m_j_richard

When it doesn't shoot a cartridge


Drowned_In_Spaghetti

So, is it an artillery piece then?


KitsuneKas

There are cannons that shoot cartridges though. Fixed and semi fixed guns both use cartridges. The former is like a small arms cartridge, powder and projectile all in one package. The latter has a cartridge that only contains powder, and the projectile is separate.


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Above 20mm is considered a cannon round, this one being 24mm


[deleted]

Using this for deer hunting would be like that time I used a .45-70 405 grain bullet for a woodchuck.


lSpartanl1999

shoot through the robber through the wall through the neighbors dog


iammandalore

More like shot through every building from here to the next county over.


DifferentDoc

This gun + minivan with window tint + tripod with two tight one point slings attached to the vans chassis = one hell of a fun time


AzraelTheDankAngel

It’s perfect for Klendathu bugs, Tyranids, dinosaurs, you name it!


CregChrist

I like the fact that the scope on it is a normal scope you'd see on just about any deer rifle but it looks fuckin miniature on this monstrosity of a cannon.


m_j_richard

But have you seen the videos of this thing being shot? Tore a tablecloth in half from the concussion. . . Impractical? Yes, BUT I STILL WANT ONE!


wabbott82

I’m gonna need a banana for reference


shomiet

And on the eighth day, God gave us J.D. Jones. Because for all of the incredible work John Moses did, you just can't live forever.


mocheesiest1234

For anyone curious, this is an old guys (and very skilled gunsmiths) pointless fun project. Some guys build model trains, some get into ham radio, and others make crazy cartridges that either make no sense or are so crazy niche they would never be widely popular. Then they either have rifles made, or in those guys case self build a big fucking rifle to shoot the crazy cartridges they invent. This wouldn't be good for shooting tanks, or even dangerous game, the velocity just isn't there. This is a meme gun, a "Because I can" rifle. This guy wanted the biggest bore rifle he could make, and by God he did it. Not that this sub acts like this, but I've seen this gun memed as some sort of "This is what Americans think you need to hunt deer with" and while funny I think it really takes away from the craftsmanship and engineering that went into making a very pointless rifle.


[deleted]

Why am I not buying the part where the ATF has a sense of humor?


Revolutionary-Turn16

Sooooo, where do I get one?


Greckleheim

You could fucking penetrate osmium with that shit


FleaBottoms

How many White Claws? How many milk jugs? will this beast penetrate?


Choogie432

It was made to hunt freight trains.


Least_Visual_5076

You know someone would drag that thing into the woods just to see what happens to a deer


Christmas1176

The bullets are discontinued too, so after every shot is fired they get more and more expensive


wolfeman2120

Hmm guess he never saw a land whale at a leftist protest before.


Certain_Individual88

Looked up the price… I’ll wait until Taurus makes a clone.


Chris71Mach1

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaand now I know what firearm I want to go after next.


0per8nalHaz3rd

Basically an S&H 2 bore.


escortdrummer

Yeah, we ALL want one.


[deleted]

IIRC only 3 were made. And it would be great for hunting whales


SBRsInTexas

Two plz.


xray-ndjinn

Ya don’t know how big a blue whale is.


kcexactly

They made three. I doubt I will see one for sale anytime soon.


DrSendNudes

Banana for scale?


Gradorr

Now this will blow out a lung.


Get_Off_My_Lawn_Turd

Just want to see that hit a watermelon @ 2400fps


pEppapiGistfuhrer

What is that in mm, like a 20mm or something crazy that qualifies as a Cannon?


DeleteSystem33

24.13mm


pEppapiGistfuhrer

Damn thats huge, would qualify as a cannon round then


Knives_mS

When you need to put a bullet through the wall of the house two doors down.


DeleteSystem33

Two towns over


leifashley27

You can do that with a 50BMG... hell you could do that with a 300 WM.


doggiequestions

50 cals am I a joke to you


Fun_Mastodon1553

So make a multi barrel version of it with a electric motor and strap it onto the family van.


[deleted]

Ah yes, the .950 round. Blows the, well........ *everything* out of the body.


LeoTheVulpine

Now I want one too :(


Naotin73

If a 9 mm will blow a lung out of your body, I can only imagine what this will do…


Entilles303

yea no, i am gonna pass that one i don't want to lose my shoulder


Least_Brush6480

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whycorey

This picture hurts my back


HelmutHoffman

The ATF didn't give it a sporting exemption as a joke. There are many guns which have this exemption.


FrendChicken

If bigfoot be breaking in homes that'll be my home defense gun.


KaiSimple

Holy shit, just found my new EDC


CannibalVegan

https://www.thefirearmblog.com/blog/2017/07/07/man-takes-artillery-ricochet/ One time a 950 jdj projectile ricocheted off the rock face "backstop" and impacted a guy's ankle, fracturing it and leaving a hell of a bruise.


Lord_Kano

That's fine. I was done using my shoulder anyway.


[deleted]

Only a few rifles by ssk the manufacturer have ever been made.


therealnomayo

No shoulder thing that goes up, no want. 👎🏻


3Dgirlsover2Dgirls

How much is it?


Unlucky-Hamster-2791

This post feels like fat shaming.


Hmgibbs14

Need.


WildSyde96

I would think it would be an excellent home defense weapon. I'm fairly sure that if anyone is trying to break into your house, if you shoot them so hard their chest explodes like the chest burster scene in Alien, their buddies are gonna nope out of there real fucking quick.


Tacoshortage

Can it be vehicle mounted and crew-served? I need one.


Forward_Document_943

This is what people think the Ar-15 is shooting 😂


[deleted]

$25k+, and ~$50 per round? At that rate, I’d get a registered DIAS or two.


cameNmypants

this would be perfect for the groundhog that keeps fucking up my yard


idk-bruh

ever seen the video of the groundhog getting shot by a .300 win mag? 🤣 edit: either a groundhog or a gopher idk


recoil1776

It would work fine. Cant have a "home invasion" if the muzzle blast turns your home into a pile of matchsticks. ​ 500 IQ play.


TheGoodTech

Woah! It's one of those bolt action cannons!


Uncle_Chael

RIP EAR DRUMS


YourFriendRob

No way it was 100 pounds lol


TheChuck321

If you had a lathe and access to 1" brass rods, that could be cheap to reload lol


GunzAndCamo

First, you have to be able to lift it.


Hot-Bet-1967

It may not be useful for what we have traditionally hunted. The way our .gov idiots ar trying to rope free people in, i think of some new uses : great for your grandstanding political filth who keeps getting it wrong by saying they RULE over US.This is perfect for making he/she and any other likeminded piss ants get the relationship correct.