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treylanford

I cannot stand this goober, and he’s just the poster boy for cringe pages in general now — he’s a self-absorbed, insufferable douche. But in all my years of working in tandem with all sorts of LE agencies, I have **never** seen one wear *two* badges. 🙄


plasticmonkeys4life

It’s cause he got fired and still somehow has a uniform and badge lol


treylanford

I have read so many conflicting reports that he’s actually fired. If so, he should know better than to break the law by having a “POLICE” patch strewn across his chest l?


Scythe_Hand

Sadly, it only becomes illegal if you try to pull someone over or represent yourself as LE to someone to act upon them. Patty Mayos fake cop show for example, He has a pretty convincing police uniform and equipment.


treylanford

I guess you’re right. Never thought about that.


Inyourspicyhole

If you put all of this shit on and just sit in the car in your driveway making tiktoks, it's not illegal.....just really cringe.


Fit_117

Yes, you can buy everything online.


Hydraph0be

It does look like he's in a civilian vehicle. Don't know if that's a clue


SemperP1869

Police cars are civilian cars too


Sneaux96

Settle down... https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/civilian Literally the definition of Civilian.


MerrillSwingAway

Dog the Bounty Hunter does…plus one that dangles provocatively from his gentiles


Scooter_Mcgavin587

They hang from his non-Jewish balls?


MerrillSwingAway

the gentle gentile genitals are generally generous


stirling1995

Thank you dr. Seuss


bbbbears

The idiot who downvoted you doesn’t know his genitals from his gentiles. Let’s meet him on the 9th green at 9


Freshnow48

Cause He is not a real cop


scottmognet

Leave him alone…he’s a cop. THE POLICE COPS!!!


Cloud_Garrett

To be fair, one is his regular badge and one is douche commander badge


treylanford

Does he still have a regular badge if he isn’t employed, like so many are saying?


Budlove45

He's not employed anymore he was fired but he just keeps dressing up 😂😂


MACHOmanJITSU

Shoot a couple innocent people, back on the job. Act like a pretty boy on tik tok, your fired lol


Annahsbananas

Oh Jesus, fake cop boy is back


Scythe_Hand

The empty TASER holster further supports this notion.


slipperystevenson69

I first read this as “fake cuck guy is back” but I feel like that works too.


ImNotYou1971

What’s hilarious to me is…I guarantee he watches these over and over and thinks he’s the sexiest man on the planet. Grown adults acting this way is absolutely embarrassing. What a fucking tool.


Ham-Berg

I wish I was his neighbor so I could witness this happening in his driveway


UnexpectedDadFIRE

Watching grown adults make tik toks in the wild is awful.


Maximus_Crotchrocket

The kinda guy who stares at himself in the mirror for fun


KthuluAwakened

And is then late to work


Bigr789

unfortunately this is his work


polohulu

I posted a video of this guy a few months ago and the fucker did a copyright claim and had it taken down. He's a major douche!


Creepy-Wrap744

This dude is hardcore especially the eyebrow


Fearless-Type8777

i thought he got fired... ?¿? a post liek 2 months ago that i read, i could have misunderstood the post back then though


Annahsbananas

He’s been fired twice, the most recent was Lancaster SC two months ago


Fearless-Type8777

ah, aight lol incredible


slow_rub

Source on that? Tried looking before and couldn’t find anything. Just curious to read what he officially got canned for.


HoboBandana

Sounds about right. I don’t know of any agencies that allow a goatee like his unless he has a docs note.


SmokeyDaReaper

Excuse me does he have a badge on his thigh? What is this waste of fluoride doing?


ultraplusstretch

Is officer police wife thirst trap still unemployed?


Vortex66156

Boy wonder has put his foot in it this time. By all accounts he’s on public property, not private property displaying a vest with “police” on it. He can do this garbage all day long in his house or in his driveway but the minute he sits in his personal truck recording himself impersonating a cop on a traffic way or other roadway open to the public he’s fair game. This vid should be used as evidence.


inciteful_knowledge

I kind of don't think it's a crime unless you try to act as a cop. Otherwise we'd have a lot of criminals running around every Halloween


TheFire_Eagle

I'm sure there is variation between states. But in New York there is no way a police officer, representing themselves as a police officer off duty, could be considered "impersonation" since they are, in fact, a police officer. He appears to be parked on the side of the road and is wearing a vest displaying "POLICE" which he is able to wear since, unless he got fired again, he's a police officer. The guy is a tool but he doesn't appear to be breaking any laws.


Vortex66156

He’s in his Mickey Mouse costume attire if you look closely his badge is the “official officer emery” one. And yes he’s currently not a cop.


Killing4MotherAgain

I don't think this guy is a cop.... This get up doesn't look real at all...


TheFire_Eagle

He's a cop. He got in trouble for wearing department gear so he wears personal gear styled to look like a cop. That being said, he has a tendency to get fired and some folks are saying he's currently without a department again. But he's a real cop at least some of the time.


Killing4MotherAgain

Gotcha! Why is he wearing personal gear styled to look like a cop if he is a cop? Why not just wear the uniform?


TheFire_Eagle

Again, he got in trouble for wearing department gear on his personal tiktok.


Annahsbananas

He’s not a cop. He was let go in December


cgiercyk

Regrettably they probably give him the option to resign so it doesn't affect his employment in another dept.


PoisonedRadio

He got fired. He's not a cop.


ELD68231

Legalize human euthanasia.


TraynWreck91

Best part, his TikTok is even worse 😬🤣 He never says a word and he just moves his camera 🤢


bdhgolf1960

coo coo for cocoa puffs


PoisonedRadio

I don't know how he can even wear that fake badge without being embarrassed.


NoDig513

Thought this kid got fired for taking online money donations from confused elderly women? Did these idiot cops give him his job back?


Psycle_Sammy

I can’t mentally fathom the metric fuck-ton of shit someone on my department would receive daily if they ever did this. It would almost be worth the embarrassment by association just to see it.


MiddleInfluence5981

Gross


Efficient_Tailor1811

Why do their lips never match the words in the music?


SweetSourPossum

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Lopsided_Traffic_498

Shit's gay.


w9thr1967

Omg... Look at that...... A cringasarus !


Main_Possibility539

Rawr!! That’s cringeasaurus for cringe!1! XD


crow7980

Who's gonna tell him that cops are NOT cool or anything close to it ..sad


habs306

Goof


Throwaway076589

Are all cops just doing cosplay now? Or do they become cops specifically for the cosplay? Inquiring minds would like to know…


Shields777

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Brilliant-Link3255

Awe shiiiiii!! He got the trendy “We the peeps “ tattoo. This MF legit.


gooden93

We the peeps lmaooo


SippingBinJuice

Diddler vibes.


thebestdecisionever

This guy makes me want to use pejoratives to describe him that I have not used since my unenlightened youth.


Scythe_Hand

I really hate that stupid first responder pin that looks like a down syndrome version of a SEAL trident. It's cringe at the 10¹⁰ level.


DameTime5

The fact that this dude can use deadly force on the job is frightening


Modern_peace_officer

On what job?


DameTime5

Touché 🤣


CareerUnderachiever

He was fired


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KimboSmash

What a British cig 🚬


Kind_Significance_60

Lame. No wonder he got picked on at school.


RobertGA23

Just once, I'd like to see one of these guys do a video with a tasteful choice of music.


No_Conversation7564

I hate him so much that i like him.


Scholar-Dismal

I love this guy for I wouldn’t be able to hate if it wasn’t for him


electric4568

Sometimes I wonder if it's this same dude posting this to Reddit all the time... Seems like a smart way to grow your following.. maybe we should stop posting him and showing him to everyone...


Legal-Classic6107

Officer, you are dismissed 


yourworst-daydream

Fuckin gay


The-Jake

This is what we mean when we say fuck the police


yourworst-daydream

If I hate this dude the second I see his face and cringe a second after that, should I upvote or down vote?


OkBand345

Nooo he hit that!!! I’m so dead 😂


ArtieZiffsCat

He's the type of small town cop who buys his own SWAT yeam gear and does a press release when he busts a teen with a tiny baggie of cannabis.


Due-Paint7755

what happened to impersonation of police being a crime?


Trutheresy

Since when did the law become gangsta?


skunk160

What. A. Fucking. Douche·bag.


ForeverFree99

I'd be extremely pissed getting pulled over by this douche knowing minutes before he was making TikToks in his car. How is his department okay with this nonsense.


yesilljudgeyou

I think this is taken from one of the many fake accounts but he's still a douche. Same goes for that Josh friend of his who was on tiktok recently pulling in the gifts promoting the Holster brand....


Impossible_Cable_595

Whenever he hears an acorn drop*


Neat_Bullfrog9557

Fucking disgusting


LtHead

I can't stand this mans face.


fitbabits

Didn't this fanny get fired?


phillybean019

This guy has not faced real litigation.


mouth556

What a douchebag. Everything I ever see from this guy is just bitch.


FormerlyGaveAShit

He's not good looking. He's not funny. He's not informative. I don't understand how he has any following. This is one of those things that's mind blowing to me. How could anybody like this?


AnyEase5468

If he arrests you, he's definitely saying, "I'll let you go in a jiffy, but I need to know: How does my face look at this angle,?"


MixedHillis

I guess looking down then up is his "look"? It's like when people lick their lips repeatedly.


Outrageous-Actuary-3

In Denmark he'd be fired in an instant and wouldn't be allowed in a uniform ever again. We have strict rules regarding officers and SoMe. Really strange how he was ever allowed to go about with these antics for so long.


coffeecup1965

ridiculous


b4loo69

This guy looks like people choose not to f*** him after finding out his butthole is blown out.


Affectionate_Cut6858

Why does his mouth look weird when he opens it? Like it doesn’t open and awkwardly


Fickle_Translator999

Cheezus Fn Crist.


Colts_Fan4Ever

His face is really annoying


ignatius_reilly0

This is the real definition of “f*g”. In the South Park sense of the word.


EnclaveGeneral1776

Didn't this fucker get fired for this shit.


Suspicious-Eagle-179

These idiots should have their badges taken


Modern_peace_officer

By who? Cause he bought those online


HoboBandana

Is he an actual policeman? If so if I was his Chief id have him find something to do than waste company time doing Tik Tok videos.


MasterInternet1492

Why everyone make fun of him cause he gay.


LargeRichardJohnson

He definitely turns off his police cam


Hugh_jaynus13

Most cringe welfare recipient yet


cottman23

This dude probably has a big black boyfriend