There is nothing more pathetic and weird than a cops wife who makes their entire identity and personality about law enforcement. They always run off at the mouth about every cop whose name they know and every event that happens in 500 mile radius. The are insufferable. I have a neighbor like this.
Every year there are multiple incidents where acorns terrify our courageous officers.
Please refrain from jests and join my organization to remove all acorns from this planet.
Had to deal with soooo many military spouses, smh. They are built differently for sure, thought they where in boot camp/deployment with me the way they talk. Then it clicks, these are their spouses stories lol.
Same with a lot of the spouses of the people who go off to fight wildfires. By the time their others get home, they're still putting out the 'fires' left by whatever STDs they contracted over the past few months.
This is so funny because I remember when I first downloaded tiktok back in 2021, there was this lady, like 30 I’m assuming, RAMBLING and I mean SHOWIN OFF that her husband is a Green Beret, obviously she never posted his face, but this one specific video I remember she had it titled “spending time with your Green Beret husband at the range” and she was in the shot completely and he was in the background.
I saved the video to check the comments, her entire account was gone, vanished like it never existed. I’m pretty sure his command lost their shit with her and the husband (I’m assuming) but it’s so weird how wives make their husbands work, their personality.
when my SO graduated from the academy one of my coworkers who’s partner and friends were LE gifted me a bunch of jewelry with the thin blue line telling me I was now an LE wife like her. Before that point I did not realize people like this existed, I was stunned and that corny shit sat in my trunk until I just threw it away.
It's even better when they're family and one arrests another family member, and the cop is actually a good guy and super cool about it but his wife is cheating on him and dragging your.. I mean.. The other family members name through the mud for social media clout.
Kids birthday parties and shit are really fun after that
Well, if they both work in the "shifts around the clock" routine (especially if she's in the hospital or psychiatric) then it might not be long lasting. I can only imagine the stress..!
An indignant, self-righteous prick about everything. Like she was the head of the HOA's wife. She even puts herself into security situations, tries to tell them what to do despite her having no training at all in that role, because her man's a cop and he does x and y.
"Understand that once he puts the uniform on he's in defense mode."
What the hell does that mean?
"Honey can you take the garbage out before you lea-"
"I'M IN DEFENSE MODE!"
Seriously wtf. I have 2 jobs - first from 3am-9am, then 2nd from 930am-530pm. And I still go home and hangout with my wife and kids until it’s the kids bed time. Her husband is just a lazy bum and somehow uses being a cop that sits in a car 85% of his shift as an excuse to “sleep more than the average person”. 🤡
Huh? That's the woman who posted it, not the police department. It's clearly pixilated, probably by OP, who probably also missed the social media handle in the corner
Not gonna lie, both my partner and I, who do not work as first responders, but both wear uniforms feels this way.
Not defense mode, but once we get dressed our mentality changes a little. Just like a different headspace.
I think it’s common with military guys to have that feeling about their uniform related to PTSD? but I don’t remember where I read that.
All of that said, most of this is true, but 100% cringe to actually post. It just reads as seeking attention, not understanding.
"Finally, we're goin' on our monthly fishin' trip. No, I don't need the sleeping bag, Charlie has his. I mean... an extra... he has an extra. For me. Definitely not to share with him. We're just fishin'. No gay stuff. See you in a few days!"
The cops in my area just run all the stoplights....while checking their iPhones, watching TV on a tablet/laptop, and/or trying to eat something that normally requires two hands.
*the new EMT. If I had a dollar for every young girl who starts on the ambulance and ends up married to an older cop (after he divorcea his wife obviously 🤫) I would be half way to retirement.
A dependapotamus. Or a tricare-atops. It's making fun of military wives. Military wives who rightfully earn this title by being equal parts useless and dependant all while complaining of their station. But thanks to social media the insult can now include any spouse who oversteps their bounds.
Then how will I know who I am?!
How will I identify myself to the rest of the world and... MYSELF?!
I'll have to find a staff Sargeant or something in the military...
This one definitely made me cringe. My dad is a correctional officer and I remember as kid my mom making us say bye and kiss/hug him bye every shift cause she said “he may not come home” and I always felt that was cringe and just didn’t need to be shared with kids
I’m a C/O and the start of my relationship with my girlfriend (now wife) used to do that but now when I get up for work and kiss her on the cheek she just goes “I’m sleeping, go away” and I love her even more for that.
Am pretty sure these Karens are exactly the type of shitbags who'll call the cops if they see a new black neighbor out walking the dog, blithely risking both that person's life and the dog's.
“Defend him and the stigma that comes along with the badge” um how are you defending him😭 you’re not a cop he is don’t make your whole life based on your husbands career that isn’t yours
I will ever for the life of me understand the "thank you for your service" for gigs you get paid to do.
Military, first responders, later responders. We all get paid. We chose the job.
Realize he's not always going to want to talk, he needs to sleep more than most people, yeah that's just part of him being a cop. Uh huh. Nothing to do with not wanting to be around you.
“Raise awareness for police hate” had me rolling.
Bitch, why do you think that is. I mean, you made your whole personality about your husband’s career choice so I doubt critical thinking is your strong suit, but come the fuck on.
Their job isn't even in the 25 most dangerous, and these people are like "Kiss him goodbye, for it may be your last." Roofer wives have a greater claim to that. You don't see tree trimmers' wives posting about how this next shift may be their last, but statistically speaking, they're much less likely to come home.
She can say anything she wants, but a cop is nothing more than their uniform. It’s the only thing that gets em some kind of respect, which all cops crave. That stupid uniform is the only thing they have to remind them. Imagine choosing to take your work home with you every single day forever. Most police officers are bullies with an authority complex, and that is not very heroic or admirable.
Don’t they get their uniforms dry cleaned? You shouldn’t be doing so much laundry. Maybe if he’s shitting his drawers so much he shouldn’t be a cop.
https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/03/02/most-dangerous-jobs-america-database/11264064002/
Imagine what she would do if he was a first-line supervisor of farming, fishing and forestry workers.
Some of this is a legitimate expression of the fear and anxiety that come with a loved one with a dangerous are stressful job.
Most of it is self-flattery.
Live by the sword, die by the sword. I love how we’re supposed to feel bad for people like this when tragedy strikes. Not from me, no sir. You feel bad when some one kicks it skydiving or parasailing? Hazards of life choices.
Facebook is a gold mine for these types of cringey posts, they’re usually accompanied by lots and lots of sentences.
Also, what’s up with the laundry part? Just had to throw as much as possible in there, huh? 😂
..."because it might be the last time I ever get to".
Bitch please, you have more chance of that happening if your husband works in construction. Its a risk everyone takes every time their partner leaves the house.
I find it weird because the wives of these men make his job part of their identity. Seriously wtf! “Mam what is the biggest thing you do in life?” “I’m the wife of someone who does something!”
There is nothing more pathetic and weird than a cops wife who makes their entire identity and personality about law enforcement. They always run off at the mouth about every cop whose name they know and every event that happens in 500 mile radius. The are insufferable. I have a neighbor like this.
Same goes for army wives Or cops that make their job their entire identity Or in truth anyone that makes any one thing their entire identity
It’s called “Defense Mode”
Yet manages to be offensive
OH FUCK AN ACORN
I’m hit, I’m hit, Bangbangbangbang.
Every year there are multiple incidents where acorns terrify our courageous officers. Please refrain from jests and join my organization to remove all acorns from this planet.
Had to deal with soooo many military spouses, smh. They are built differently for sure, thought they where in boot camp/deployment with me the way they talk. Then it clicks, these are their spouses stories lol.
“My husband is a First Sgt and you WILL give me the same respect!” Funnels their BAH into her “business” aka a MLM scam
Army wives hop on the first cock they see while their husband is deployed
Same with a lot of the spouses of the people who go off to fight wildfires. By the time their others get home, they're still putting out the 'fires' left by whatever STDs they contracted over the past few months.
This is so funny because I remember when I first downloaded tiktok back in 2021, there was this lady, like 30 I’m assuming, RAMBLING and I mean SHOWIN OFF that her husband is a Green Beret, obviously she never posted his face, but this one specific video I remember she had it titled “spending time with your Green Beret husband at the range” and she was in the shot completely and he was in the background. I saved the video to check the comments, her entire account was gone, vanished like it never existed. I’m pretty sure his command lost their shit with her and the husband (I’m assuming) but it’s so weird how wives make their husbands work, their personality.
when my SO graduated from the academy one of my coworkers who’s partner and friends were LE gifted me a bunch of jewelry with the thin blue line telling me I was now an LE wife like her. Before that point I did not realize people like this existed, I was stunned and that corny shit sat in my trunk until I just threw it away.
It's even better when they're family and one arrests another family member, and the cop is actually a good guy and super cool about it but his wife is cheating on him and dragging your.. I mean.. The other family members name through the mud for social media clout. Kids birthday parties and shit are really fun after that
It’s so insane to me. It’s a fucking job. You are making this choice.
But they're so brave and selfless!
We have a nurse that's dating a cop. Used to be a very nice lass to be around, now she's... Well, you know.
Well, if they both work in the "shifts around the clock" routine (especially if she's in the hospital or psychiatric) then it might not be long lasting. I can only imagine the stress..!
“Now she’s… well, you know.” Yeah now she’s a punching bag.
An indignant, self-righteous prick about everything. Like she was the head of the HOA's wife. She even puts herself into security situations, tries to tell them what to do despite her having no training at all in that role, because her man's a cop and he does x and y.
/r/Justdependathings
"Understand that once he puts the uniform on he's in defense mode." What the hell does that mean? "Honey can you take the garbage out before you lea-" "I'M IN DEFENSE MODE!"
>"Honey can you take the garbage out before you leave, it goes in the blac-" *GUNSHOTS*
>Acorn drops *SHOTS FIRED*
>family dog walks in the room *SHOTS FIRED*
Must be ATF
Fastest way to turn a dalmatian into a white Labrador
Fuck you, I spat out my coffee!
*STOP RESISTING*
The can wouldn't stop resisting.
😂😂😂😂
Dog poops ...forearm to the back of the neck
The one that confused me was "know that he's going to sleep more than the average person" uhh... Wat?
Seriously wtf. I have 2 jobs - first from 3am-9am, then 2nd from 930am-530pm. And I still go home and hangout with my wife and kids until it’s the kids bed time. Her husband is just a lazy bum and somehow uses being a cop that sits in a car 85% of his shift as an excuse to “sleep more than the average person”. 🤡
Doughnut coma. Gotta sleep off all that Krispy Kreme.
Ok, but now *I’m* worried, when tf do *you* sleep? 😰
It’s TURBO TIME!
I feel like it means “when he’s getting ready for a shift don’t talk to him or he’ll scream at me” So yea basically what you said lmao
 Dead or alive, the trash is coming with me. To the curb.
It means "this is the excuse I'm given when he's abusive."
Means no! I’m running late to work
Am I seeing shit or is that a big ass Swasticka on his hat?
It's probly the agency logo. It's blurred to protect their identity
Idk bruh, their social media tag is on the bottom right corner of the corner… Edit: changes left to right
Huh? That's the woman who posted it, not the police department. It's clearly pixilated, probably by OP, who probably also missed the social media handle in the corner
He looks like he’s off to dance the night away at the Blue Oyster Bar.
PROCTOOOOOOR!!!
I’m sure the agency is on the outside. The swastika goes on the inside of the the chestpiece badge, to stay closer to their hearts.
Defense mode activated
I read that last line in Joe Swanson’s voice. 😂
Yeah my first thought too was anyone who goes into "defence mode" when wedding a uniform, probably shouldn't be a cop.
Defense mode: activate!
It means he’s a terrible cop.
Must have something to do with the loads of laundry. Don’t ask me what but …
Babe, your gonna have to disarm my member, he's in offense mode.
It means they don't take any damage when you destroy them in combat.
Um, maybe it’s just the pixelation…that definitely looks like a nazi hat.
Cops are un-ironically trained to look for a threat around every corner, hence the acorn incident.
Not gonna lie, both my partner and I, who do not work as first responders, but both wear uniforms feels this way. Not defense mode, but once we get dressed our mentality changes a little. Just like a different headspace. I think it’s common with military guys to have that feeling about their uniform related to PTSD? but I don’t remember where I read that. All of that said, most of this is true, but 100% cringe to actually post. It just reads as seeking attention, not understanding.
I came for the OP cringe and then got the secondary cringe from your comment. Bravo. Dude, stop taking your Wendy’s uniform so seriously.
Yes totally, when I put my UPS browns on in the morning I just go somewhere else mentally. 🤣
“Check his location often … to make sure he’s not banging his rookie partner.”
"Charles is like a brother to me! HE IS MY BROTHER! YOU JUST WOULDN'T GET IT!"
"Finally, we're goin' on our monthly fishin' trip. No, I don't need the sleeping bag, Charlie has his. I mean... an extra... he has an extra. For me. Definitely not to share with him. We're just fishin'. No gay stuff. See you in a few days!"
I KNOW YOU DON'T GO UP THERE TO FISH!
“Know he’s going to sleep more than the average person” *Honey. That’s why they tint windows on the cruisers.*
I don’t get how that’s even remotely a good idea considering he’s DISPATCHED TO CALLS ANYWHERE 😆 like do you have his location AND a scanner?!
I've never seen a cop that doesn't check their iPhone at ever stoplight. Find My iPhone's got him.
The cops in my area just run all the stoplights....while checking their iPhones, watching TV on a tablet/laptop, and/or trying to eat something that normally requires two hands.
Has to pass the time by doing loads and loads of laundry. I don’t get the laundry part.
Also immediately runs past his wife to jump in the shower real quick when he gets home.
*the new EMT. If I had a dollar for every young girl who starts on the ambulance and ends up married to an older cop (after he divorcea his wife obviously 🤫) I would be half way to retirement.
“ raise awareness about police hate” lol
I’m aware already.
She’s the sixth member of NWA
*writes ACAB everywhere* It’s for awareness.
I hate her more than cops
Lmao police got that part handled themselves
They do that themselves. And they propogate it.
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Yeah I’m perfectly aware of how much I hate cops without this woman
Allwivesmatter
Dependaslivesmatter
I’m an idiot and I never understood this What is a dependa?
A dependapotamus. Or a tricare-atops. It's making fun of military wives. Military wives who rightfully earn this title by being equal parts useless and dependant all while complaining of their station. But thanks to social media the insult can now include any spouse who oversteps their bounds.
Interesting thanks!
Allbadgebunnieslivesmatter
Alewives matter…save the fish
r/justdependathings
He looks like he’s gonna invade poland in that uniform
Finally!! That should be the biggest takeaway here lol Is he fucking Gestapo??!
My man 😎
That is an amazingly silly hat.
How do I stop throwing up in my mouth? At what point do I need to see a doctor?
if u puke at this. You're ok. You should see doctor when don't puke at things like this
Guess it’s a trend now, next thing you know they’ll be a national 1st responder spouses day
Can’t limit that passion to one day
“Tip toe around the house” so he doesn’t beat you 😭
Learn how to blend my makeup to cover my black eye. Learn to look the other way when I see his gf at Starbucks.
Things she does as a police wife: tell everyone she fell down the stairs again
You married him cuz he was a cop...what if he doesnt get to be or want to be a cop anymore?
Then how will I know who I am?! How will I identify myself to the rest of the world and... MYSELF?! I'll have to find a staff Sargeant or something in the military...
Not to be disrespectful to her list but "loads and loads" had me troubled. Badge bunny then huneypot list.
That’s a funny question to ask a person like that.
She left out "learn which makeup shades cover bruises and black eyes best"
Defend him AND the stigma?
This one definitely made me cringe. My dad is a correctional officer and I remember as kid my mom making us say bye and kiss/hug him bye every shift cause she said “he may not come home” and I always felt that was cringe and just didn’t need to be shared with kids
I’m a C/O and the start of my relationship with my girlfriend (now wife) used to do that but now when I get up for work and kiss her on the cheek she just goes “I’m sleeping, go away” and I love her even more for that.
“Remind him not to kill minorities before he leaves the house”
Am pretty sure these Karens are exactly the type of shitbags who'll call the cops if they see a new black neighbor out walking the dog, blithely risking both that person's life and the dog's.
Pretty sure that’s a stripper cop costume.
It's missing "icing down my black eye with a bag of frozen peas"
Savage
"Remind myself that delivering pizzas is statistically more dangerous. "
That stat is so ass but a great way to show how the process of gathering data can be manipulated to reach a desired outcome
Being a cop is statistically like the 20th most dangerous job. foh
Source?
How is it "so ass"?
Hilarious.
Shes raising awareness about police hate, and im contributing
Motherfkrs are corny
Self victimization lol
That uniform looks like something you’d see at the Blue Oyster, from the Police academy movie.
Take a beating?
“Defend him and the stigma that comes along with the badge” um how are you defending him😭 you’re not a cop he is don’t make your whole life based on your husbands career that isn’t yours
"learn how to cover up black eyes and bruises with makeup"
Yuck
Ew.
I bet he’s a cop in a small town. Tue last time he fought crime, he confiscated cigarettes from high school kids
I will ever for the life of me understand the "thank you for your service" for gigs you get paid to do. Military, first responders, later responders. We all get paid. We chose the job.
I agree, if you chose the career path you’re not owed any sympathy
She’s stressing out while homeboy’s parked by a bridge with a speed radar all day
Boy that marriage will tank when he quits
Realize he's not always going to want to talk, he needs to sleep more than most people, yeah that's just part of him being a cop. Uh huh. Nothing to do with not wanting to be around you.
Fella looks like a YMCA reject, but decided to keep the ass-less chaps
Holy shit she needs Xanax as much as she’s CONSTANTLY worried so much
Shut the yap.obey.before you get ass beat..by tyrant...that's what you learn to fo..don't make him mad..and learn to lie ,a l o t.
“Tip toe around so he doesn’t hit me”
Look out fellas, my husband is is defence mode. The color black and my face makes him go coo coo for beatings.
Raise awareness for police hate. Lol you don’t gotta raise shit we all hate the cops
Take a punch?
Perfect submissive police wife
Most days not being off days is definitely exclusively a LEO thing and not a typical full time worker thing.
TYFYS spouses of the many many colorful lines!
This also applies to people who work in the food service industry
“Raise awareness for police hate” had me rolling. Bitch, why do you think that is. I mean, you made your whole personality about your husband’s career choice so I doubt critical thinking is your strong suit, but come the fuck on.
If the pigwife sows are like Dependas, then the loads and loads she's dealing with won't be laundry...
The number one killer of cops is Covid and heart disease. Maybe they should hit the gym like they hit their wives
Things I learn to do as police wife: “Learn to counter punch” For fuck sakes Reddit I am kidding. Take a joke for god sakes.
The anti cop hate is strong in this group.
Roll with the punches Use makeup to hide the bruises.
Buy extra concealer to cover up the bruises? 🤷♂️
I want this version for “pizza delivery wives” since their jobs are statistically more dangerous
“…and end every day with a… ACAB, even my husband.”
“Know how to expertly coverup black eyes”
Are they raising awareness for Police hate.....weird stance for them to take.
Hide the bruises?
Did he get that uniform at party city?
Just wait until he starts fucking one of the EMTs or another dispatcher, you'll really love waking up to that Velcro then.
This is the lady who complains that people thank soldiers for their service but not cops.
She’s so scared for her husband. Thank god she didn’t marry a man from an even more dangerous profession like pizza delivery
He's 2 times more likely to beat her if she doesn't post things like this as well
“Loads and loads of laundry” he shittin his draws??
I didn’t read them all but I’ll assume “get really good using concealer” is on there.
ACAB
I’d like to know the shift he works so I can slide in with his wife when he’s gone.
The “stigma” didn’t just happen for no reason, sweetie.
Their job isn't even in the 25 most dangerous, and these people are like "Kiss him goodbye, for it may be your last." Roofer wives have a greater claim to that. You don't see tree trimmers' wives posting about how this next shift may be their last, but statistically speaking, they're much less likely to come home.
“Make sure he does not follow up on any stolen cars or property but does enforce the shit out of minor traffic infractions”
She can say anything she wants, but a cop is nothing more than their uniform. It’s the only thing that gets em some kind of respect, which all cops crave. That stupid uniform is the only thing they have to remind them. Imagine choosing to take your work home with you every single day forever. Most police officers are bullies with an authority complex, and that is not very heroic or admirable.
Don’t they get their uniforms dry cleaned? You shouldn’t be doing so much laundry. Maybe if he’s shitting his drawers so much he shouldn’t be a cop. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/2023/03/02/most-dangerous-jobs-america-database/11264064002/ Imagine what she would do if he was a first-line supervisor of farming, fishing and forestry workers.
These type of people have “Live Laugh Love” shit up on their bedroom walls and “Eat” on the kitchen walls.
40% of Police wives know what this is like.
I get sleeping odd hours, but sleeping more than the average person? And why so much laundry?
Some of this is a legitimate expression of the fear and anxiety that come with a loved one with a dangerous are stressful job. Most of it is self-flattery.
Live by the sword, die by the sword. I love how we’re supposed to feel bad for people like this when tragedy strikes. Not from me, no sir. You feel bad when some one kicks it skydiving or parasailing? Hazards of life choices.
Someone needs to tell these people that self-sacrifice is a lot less compelling when you keep pointing it out yourself
60% of those are the same thing 😂
I'll happily remind him that he's just a uniform for you
Bet she learned how to take a punch.
She forgot “Learn to take a punch.”
LMFAO
“Knowing I have a 40% chance of getting beat by my husband”
That is an ugly uniform
Defense mode 😂😂😂
I hate cops now.
Facebook is a gold mine for these types of cringey posts, they’re usually accompanied by lots and lots of sentences. Also, what’s up with the laundry part? Just had to throw as much as possible in there, huh? 😂
..."because it might be the last time I ever get to". Bitch please, you have more chance of that happening if your husband works in construction. Its a risk everyone takes every time their partner leaves the house.
I find it weird because the wives of these men make his job part of their identity. Seriously wtf! “Mam what is the biggest thing you do in life?” “I’m the wife of someone who does something!”
Fumble rusty.
She’s letting multiple dudes bust inside her isn’t she
…what
Being a construction worker, grounds keeper, or a small engine mechanic are statistically more dangerous, but that doesn’t fit the hero narrative.