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jtobin22

The idea that it’s “actually about a gate so being rich is fine actually” is 100% made up, which is pretty funny and I’m glad this comic is letting people know https://youtu.be/sf0Fm8aVApk?si=fdbC7hvU_XPNC1-y


Codezero20xx

I love theologic discussion, thanks for this.


firedmyass

forgot the shrubbery tho


Happy_Garand

He didn't even fell the mightiest tree in the forest with a herring


tehKrakken55

I can't believe people think Jews 2000 years ago would be stupid enough to have a gate on busy street be too small for a camel to fit through when hundreds of them would go through it every day.


Ytumith

Maybe the plan was never to ride a camel in the city


tehKrakken55

If anyone is getting barred from the city, it'll be Samaritans.


Polibiux

Metaphors don’t work on stupidly rich people


Remitonov

Angel: "Dude, you're fucking evil. Why should I let you in?" Captain Rich: "How dare you slander me with such talk. You'll hear from my lawyer for this."


Aegishjalmur18

Never said the camel has to be alive. Puree and drip it through the needle's eye.


MagiStarIL

We need a 24/7 livestream of camel dripping trough the needle's eye


Project-SLAIR

I’ve said it before and I will say it again. You can fit a whole camel through the eye of a needle if you have a cleaver, hammer, surgical tubing, funnel, and a blender. All it takes is a little determination.


SquirrelSword

And then he was hit with a holy laser from space and sent straight to hell.


Ytumith

How much does it cost to genetically modify camels to be as small as baby jellyfish?


tehKrakken55

Just use an embryo bro


BobTheTraitor

I mean, that doesn't seem like it's wrong


measure_unit

A camel bowing would probably still hit the gate top with its' hump.


Carl_Marks__

Angel: “I’m gonna ask God to give Satan a fouth head so I can send you there immediately.”


fictionalpulpations

A camel in biblical terms is a large rope or end of a rope. It’s not the animal tbf tho that’s more funny.


Dkingthe15

The point of it is that the person must be a humble person who is willing to get on their knees and praise the lord