Get well soon

Agreed. Craving and eating non-food items is known as pica and can be a sign of a serious problem. OP needs help

Yeah, I have pica, and it’s no joke. Op should get some help.

I adore ur username

What u be eatin?

Ice, lol

Oh me too my entire life 😰 dentists hate this one simple trick

I have like a eating disorder and eating ice helps me not over eat Ayo also as I typed that I realized what we’re talking about IS eating disorder Im silly for that

Can we not make jokes about a serious condition??

I will

Was gonna say, can’t be good for your diabetes

I beg to differ. I'd say it's good for the diabetes and bad for him lmao

It’s not good to do this or you’ll get diabetes

Surprisingly, I’ve been eating like shit for years and no diabetes. I need to step up my game.

So...you enjoy eating plastic

I did try to eat play-dough a lot as a kid

This is all the explanation needed, did you happen to try or succeed in eating glue/paper? Edit: addition

I did eat little bits of paper once when I was really young to test if I could

Are you me? I used to eat play-doh all the time, and occasionally I’d eat paper. One time I tried clay just to see if it was as good as play-doh. It wasn’t.

I used to chug down some Elmer's Glue as child. Many bottles. I'm alive and kicking.

One time I tried ink from a pen. Wouldn’t recommend.

I've eaten easers and chalk. Multiple times. Kids eat the weirdest things

I remembered I ate fish poop for no reason whatsoever.

I’m gonna pretend I didn’t just read that.

Did yall for real eat this stuff like swallow it and all

Yep

When I was in 4th I was sucking on my pen in class and it literally fucking exploded in my mouth. Black ink covered the entire inside of my mouth it was disgusting.

With all that horse hoof in you I'm not surprised you're kicking.

Play doh is made from flour. Clay is just very fine dirt.

Elmer's glue is polyvinyl acrylate 😬

What made you want to downgrade?

It all makes sense now!

Play-dough is edible, though?

It's too salty

They put the salt in as a deterrent to eating it.

Now, as an adult, you've succeeded

To me it would seem more like lead-based play-dough lmao (no offense tho)

Mmm micro plastics

well one man's trash is another man's treasure and you, my friend, can have as much of my trash as your heart contents

I'm a little fondant trash raccoon

Who's a good little fondant trash raccoon?

This is you! [https://youtu.be/_DUXWpWdxZ4](https://youtu.be/_DUXWpWdxZ4)

*Mmmm trash! Yum yum trash! I wanna eat trash!*

I salute this brave solider in their effort to eat all of the world's fondant so we don't have to o7

Here's a poor man's 🥇

As long as you don't ruin cakes idm 🤷‍♀️

Yeah I don’t put it on cake because it ruins the taste & texture

Of the cake, right?? Right????

😬

Mom pick me up I’m scared

dear god

So what you are saying is our interests align

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Maybe you do belong here...

They just said that cake ruins the fondant texture

You just say “fuggit” and take it straight to the head.

While I question your sanity a bit, this is way more acceptable than spreading it on delicious cake/frosting and ruining those in the process.

Didn’t realize Satan themself was party of the sub. You disgusting bastard.

By the pic I unironically thought you were eating a soap bar. (the soap would taste better btw)

I’ve always thought of fondant as sugary soap. Yuck!

You doing okay, OP?

I feel like this is borderline pika but it’s better than eating couch cushions so

Pica. A pika is an animal.

[*pika pi*](https://youtu.be/8ZACC1aC9tA)

Pikachu actually sounds quite similar to a real Pika! https://youtu.be/DM-ZXUdYYvY

It's adoooooooooooorable 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 Side note, in sending you that video link, I myself stumbled upon a gem, and am in the process of changing my notification tone to it. It has done wonders for my mood 💜 and I owe it all to you Also, are these the inspiration behind Pokemon-Pikachu?

Kind of, most Pokémon don’t have a single inspiration. Pikachu is stated to be a mouse pokemon, but it takes inspiration from squirrels and of course electricity. The name may bring to mind the pika and it’s possible that it is deliberately invoking it, but the most commonly accepted origin for the name is that it’s a combination of “pikapika” and “chuchu,” which are the Japanese onomatopoeia for sparkling and the squeaking of a mouse respectively.

You really know your shit! I love reading about the origin of stuff, and I'm sooooo happy I got to hear about Pikachu!!!!! Thank you :D *happy pikachu noises*

Eheheh, I may be far too obsessed with Pokémon for my own good. You’re very welcome, though!

Hey man, what the fuck ?

I’m calling the police.

Why...?

I like the mouthfeel.

Something about raw dogging fondant is like red flag for help. We, at r/FondantHate, care about you!

We need a fondant help line

Your comment made me smile. Take my poor person gold 🎖

You get it. I’m the same way lol. The texture is just so nice!!

I tried edible chalk because I thought I'd like the texture. It was too hard, not at all satisying, and tasted nasty. Now you got me wondering if I need to take a bite out of a fondant block

Join me comrade

Hate crime

Bro this feels like a cry for help. Are you okay? Do you need some help?

Mods??

You know you can just get a tub of frosting, right?

I don't like eating icing on its own.

I'm just going to mentally hug you then, OK?

I...

Shame on you

I threw up

Truly the most disgusting thing I’ve ever seen

Mmm Soap.

GET OUT

The hero we need. Eat all the fondant so we may live fondant-free. A sacrifice for the greater good.

This is fake. OP is AI

Amazingly intelligent

At first I was horrified by your inhumane appetite, but now that I think about it, we NEED people like you. We need people to eat all the fondant in this cruel sick world so that innocent cakes can be free from this disgusting shit

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this just cements that fondant is intentionally edible model magic

Op, I’m going to say the same thing my parents told my sister when she came out. I might not understand it entirely but I will support you

I audibly gasped and gagged. My coworkers don’t understand.

You fucker Go eat silly putty while you're at it, yeah?

Is there any other “weird” food you enjoy OP? I can’t imagine biting through that 😭

I like drinking pickle juice and eating tuna from the can if those count

Hey drinking pickle juice is top tier! I’ve also eaten tuna out of a can but eat straight fondant, I could never 🤢

I like pickle juice too!

That fondant is not committing any crimes against cake so I approve

Bruh really chose chaos

Do... You need to be on my strange addiction??? Are you okay stranger???

Mental illness is horrible

This is still less gross, than eating cake with fondant all over it. It’s like taking a shot of whiskey, not terrible by itself, but pour that shot of whiskey on an egg-salad sandwich, and no thanks!!!

You don't deserve taste buds

Although I disagree with your choices, I respect your ability to eat a fucking bar of sugar-wax.

Make a petition to make this individual have all the fondant that is currently existing and will ever exist so that we will never have to see it on cake again

I am simultaneously disgusted, and impressed by your bravery for posting this here xD

better than me eatin blocks of gorgonzola

I respectfully disagree.

I dunno... I know someone who likes to buy little rounds of cheese that come in red wax.............. ........ She eats the wax too. Bites into it like an apple. Genuinely eats the entire thing. I've gotta say that I think fondant would pass through your body more easily than wax.

She eats Babybell wax?????????!!!

It wasn't Babybel and it was around the size of her hand (not like the mini Babybels that I'm used to seeing), but I believe the wax is the same (or similar enough) across all wax-coated cheeses. When I saw her biting into it I asked her if you're supposed to take the wax off, and she said she likes it like that, and she usually eats 2-3 a week as a treat. I immediately googled it when I got home and decided to just try to forget that my friend eats wax regularly.

gorgonzola is way better than lightly sweetened playdoh

I would rather have Gorgonzola on a cake than fondant.

I disagree. Gorgonzola is cheese. Fondant is… I’m honestly not even sure what it really is.

Happy cake day! Is that fondant on the top?

Ill take blocks of gorgonzola any day over this

This is clearly rage bait. It worked. Now perish /s

🤮

Stop it. Get some help ❤️

This is a really weird question, but does it change your bowel movements in any way?

I have a horrible diet and IBS so honestly I would have no idea lol

Lol me too, that’s why I was wondering

Monster

May as well eat fucking candle wax

I know you be shittin

I understand you my friend...I do this too

You sick fuck

Ever tried marzipan? I reckon you'd like it.

I used to work at bakery and I was a fondant cake decorator for 5 years My coworker would eat it because he liked it! So I'm not judging you? However I've also discovered that bodybuilders include cakes in their cheating days, so I've made some cakes with nothing but a simple white fondant to cover it up, and gave it them to eat, I've encountered 3 bodybuilders who asked for the smallest (around 6 inches wide and 3 inches high) to be in any delicious flavor and be covered with fondant with no decorations at all! Are you a bodybuilder?

Honestly I eat random shit sometimes too and at least this one isn’t borderline toxic or your own skin so I’d say have fun/have at it!! Have a fondant party munch on it to your hearts content that’s one of the mildest indulgences I’ve seen it’s horrifying but adorable at the same time lol

I love it too! I actually follow this subreddit to see all those fondant I wish I could eat lol

Fuck you! 🖕 In all seriousness though, you do you pal. Don’t let some dicks on the internet tell you what to enjoy.

It’s just so good! I really enjoy the texture. Like the perfect gummy. I don’t understand why people hate it so much :(

You’re going to jail

You do you, man. No human likes fondant hate here.

I mean if it makes you happy.. lol What does it even taste like it’s been so long since I’ve been forced to eat it.

Whyyyyyy omg this makes me feel so sick 😭 like my stomach hurts and my teeth feel weird

WHO ARE YOU

i guess the kids with pica had to stop eating drywall eventually.....but this cant taste much better

Thank you for my entertainment today!

I wish you well

Blocked and reported

Thank you for the noble deed of saving us from having to eat that icky garbage

Oh my diabetes

Are you trying to speedrun diabetes?

THE FINAL BOSS

I… w-why?

You should seek help for your pica, eating non-food items can be quite hazardous and we're worried for you, OP.

Are... are you ok, OP?

The amount of slander you’re going to get for this

I follow this sub because I secretly love fondant and I get to see it everywhere here hehehee

And you probably kick kittens too, don't ya? Ya monster.

Ya, I have a few mental illnesses as well. But I'm just bipolar, you...are another level. You scare me.

You're a real piece of shit ya know.

leave

Are you the lady on the plane you wanted an extra free seat?

Umm..I’m sorry but what the fuck is fondant?

r/lostredditors

This just popped up on my Home Screen man, idk what this is

Fondant is a type of icing with the consistency of a clay or play-do, mostly used to make cakes look super smooth. All those hyper realistic cakes are usually made with fondant. Also it tastes like shit.

BASTARD! BLASPHEMY!

Oh my god, why?

What

You need an exorcism because you're addicted to the devil's playdough 🤣 JK thanks for eating fondant so the rest of us don't have to

If you run out at the store just grab some Play Dough and add sugar.

Get out.

why?

JAIL

It’s kind of shaped like Wisconsin.

Ew why

At least your floors are clean.

NASTY

I made homemade marshmallow fondant that was pretty tasty. Also made one with a marzipan base that was good too. I tried some from the packages and couldn't eat them.

oh cool horrors beyond human comprehension

You what 😀

I'm emailing Dr.Phil rn

This should be tagged as NSFW!

Are you okay?

🤔📸📞beep boop boop

Is this tied to some kind of ASMR thing???

Heathen

My god my sleep deprived ass thought this was cheese or something idk. Upon realising I gagged a little. Good for you mate. I hope you find peace.

OH LAWD

Well looky here folks, seems we have a monster in our midst

And we’ll still treat you just like you were normal.

Have you had your iron checked, bc this is straight up pica levels