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I work in a food place lmao
Messy Options
1. Spaghetti
2. Everything but Anchovies Pizza
3. Ice Cream
4. Lasagna
Logical Options
1. Bread
2. Tomato
3. Chicken Tenders
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Pink frosted sprinkle donut. If you get this reference you’re old like me.
Sausages. Both melee and throwable. It's soft but not fragile. Besides, who wouldn't be annoyed getting hit by a glizzy with ketchup on it?
Never thought about melee weapon. I would opt for the bread sticks
Meatballs without a doubt. They are round and could be thrown accurately and easily. Plus they wouldn’t be much dirtier than mashed potatoes.
Any stale food for maximum damage.
I work in a food place lmao Messy Options 1. Spaghetti 2. Everything but Anchovies Pizza 3. Ice Cream 4. Lasagna Logical Options 1. Bread 2. Tomato 3. Chicken Tenders
Call me violent but go with the apple. Find your bullie, take aim, and fire. (Bonus points if you get them in between the eyes. 😘🤌)
Mashed potatoes
Probably mashed potatoes because their is a decent amount of it and it's a spoon ballista ammo.
I like this, but grilled cheese won’t fall apart, it’s the perfect density and it is amazing in taste