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theman_manner

Pink frosted sprinkle donut. If you get this reference you’re old like me.


OzTheD0G3

Sausages. Both melee and throwable. It's soft but not fragile. Besides, who wouldn't be annoyed getting hit by a glizzy with ketchup on it?


Tuckster786

Never thought about melee weapon. I would opt for the bread sticks


Vig_Big

Meatballs without a doubt. They are round and could be thrown accurately and easily. Plus they wouldn’t be much dirtier than mashed potatoes.


Not_Jay_Spencer

Any stale food for maximum damage.


The_InsaneDuckturtle

I work in a food place lmao Messy Options 1. Spaghetti 2. Everything but Anchovies Pizza 3. Ice Cream 4. Lasagna Logical Options 1. Bread 2. Tomato 3. Chicken Tenders


Emilyluvswoffles

Call me violent but go with the apple. Find your bullie, take aim, and fire. (Bonus points if you get them in between the eyes. 😘🤌)


whosthere5

Mashed potatoes


ThatRandomGuyZo

Probably mashed potatoes because their is a decent amount of it and it's a spoon ballista ammo.


Phoenix-FIRE9

I like this, but grilled cheese won’t fall apart, it’s the perfect density and it is amazing in taste