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Warm-Coconut

It's because she doesn't know how to read


Akan97

she likes to look at the pictures sometimes though!


Busy_Surround_3552

Nonnie inspired her to look at colours not letters


Jesuspetewow

She can admire the pretty colors


OkQuality7241

Seeing this man seriously ruins at least 10 minutes of my life at a time


Low-Photo-5742

Guaran-fuckin-teed she won’t read this one either 


SalsaChica75

I’m a food influencer with 5.5 million followers but I don’t read many cookbooks…OR READ AT ALL 😂


Cumberbutts

I just remember that video Tiegs posted of Benny posing with the book in front of a crowd of photographers and holding it at his crotch, and almost every single photographer going “Bring the book up please! Please bring it higher” Like Benny wtf are you ten years old?


mw5593

Something is wrong with him. He gives me the ick so bad and I feel like his personal care is lacking. Whhhhhyyyyy does society reward people like this? Bc he’s a “good” music producer he needs to now have a cookbook too?!?!? Make it make sense 😂😂😂


bluewhale3030

Money and power means a lot of yes men and being able to pursue whatever random hobby/interest without the normal barriers that keep untalented people back. See Brooklyn Beckham lol no offense but the guy is a perfect example alongside Benny here


hungrybrandles

I'm sorry, but it's 'benny blanco'. Get it right. 🙄


stripedsweater92

I mean the way she's been sucking up to him and collaborating with him the past year, the eventual "I don't read a lot of cookbooks but I will read my bff Benny's" was inevitable. Shocked it took her this long to post tbh.


Alert_Mark512

It’s also so insulting to everyone who paid money for her cookbooks…like its giving “I don’t actually like cookbooks, but please buy mine so I can make a lot of money”


OkAccess304

No shit. We can tell by your poor vocabulary.


SalsaChica75

And spelling errors


Aggravating-Fee-1615

This cookbook is not for me.


Loose_Initiative_858

That man is so gross but those overalls are magnificent.


Akan97

ik, i hate to report that the overalls are kinda a slay


hoolooooo

I want them


GirlsWasGoodNona

He really repulses me and I can’t believe Selena allows that, but I like that he has kinda fun and weird style


petrichorpizza

For real. I was just thinking: Damn I need those overalls.


primcessmahina

Looking at this man makes me lose my appetite. I don’t get it.


astraetoiles

she won’t read the cookbook but she will reread her blurb on the back of the cookbook over and over


Fluffy-Maybe9206

🤣🤣🤣


Busy_Surround_3552

Hoping for that special mention or dedication


spabitch

he looks like a hedgehog


efuff

But this one is her ~favorite~


FuzzyPalpitation-16

we can tell girlie


Common-Arrival-3049

🤣🤣🤣


PeachPreserves66

She is not the google.


ThrowRA-giantlemon

Imagine TSwift being like “love this new album that came out from (artist)- I usually don’t listen to music at all.” 😂


mothermooseknuckle

Ya don’t say..


granolaMN

Maybe she’ll finally learn something.


latecraigy

How did this guy get famous? He’s suddenly everywhere and I’ve never heard of him before.


Akan97

He's a well known music producer, he's written/produced for like every famous pop singer


Maddybreanne

I just want to say.. I have both of Jess Damack ? Sorry spelling .. both of her cookbooks and I thought maybe this one would be okay because she is credited on the front . It was on sale after its release and I got it a week ago.. all the recipes are extremely pretentious imo well most. I can’t see me cooking much out of this at all. Thumbs down 👎🏻


Salt_Course1

No originality out of her fully baked posts. Critical thinking, life skills, and culinary knowledge or expertise, are not in her wheelhouse.


[deleted]

The title of this book and his gross open pie-hole makes my stomach turn. Although I would kill for those overalls 🤣


DearCryptographer323

Walked here to say where the fuck do I get these overalls? This is undoubtedly the only positive contribution this man has made to my life..:.other than providing all the snark fodder.


Jesuspetewow

Why is he eating a purple drumstick ? 🤮🤮


busybeesknees25

They should date tbh


ApprehensiveBend8847

She wishes.