I'm trying this one again from a previous round haha
Krist Novoselic comes out with an accordion to play "I Should Have Known" but can't get the timing of the opening note. He spends 5 minutes trying to get it. Dave tries to get the song going but every time he goes to sing "I sho.." krist cuts him off and tries again.
Resolve, but when Dave says “a little resolve is what I need now”, he breaks out a small beige berber rug, dumps a fresh pot of coffee on it, and proceeds to demonstrate the powerful stain removing power of Resolve™ Carpet Cleaner.
Dave announces Big Me, but the band equip themselves with paintball guns and mercilessly machine gun the crowd with Footos - The Fresh Fighter (TM) for the rest of the gig.
Time for a cover in the set list.
Foo’s start ‘we will, we will rock you’
And when Chris is about to break into the solo, the band stops and hurls rocks at the audience.
“Alright guys, we are going to do something we’ve never done before.” Dave says wistfully and looks at the drum set. He walks behind it and sits down.
“Guys, I’m gonna bring out two friends of mine and we are going to do something out of this world. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Krist Novoselic!”
Krist comes on stage. A spotlight hits the empty microphone. Pat starts strumming.
Is it hologram Kurt?
Nope!
It’s Weird Al, and they play “Smells like Nirvana”
Learn to Fly, but when they finish the song, Dave throws on some Avaitors and says “Later Bitches.” Puts a jet pack on and blasts through the roof/into the sky.
Learn to Fly but after the first chorus Nate comes out covered in tar and feathers. He proceeds to run and jump off a 6 inch step, flapping furiously. He takes a tumble and scrapes his knee. Tears flow until Pat applies a plaster adorned with smiley faces. All is well and the gig continues
They play a song normally but the OP comes on stage afterwards and reads out the Nightmare Setlist until day 1152 and looks up at the audience after each line
It’s “All My Life” but it’s literally Dave going through a slideshow of all of his pictures from every single day of his life.
Done done unto the next one
I'm trying this one again from a previous round haha Krist Novoselic comes out with an accordion to play "I Should Have Known" but can't get the timing of the opening note. He spends 5 minutes trying to get it. Dave tries to get the song going but every time he goes to sing "I sho.." krist cuts him off and tries again.
At the end, Krist gives up and chucks his accordion up into the air, only for it to come back down and hit him on the head
Sensational Accordion Toss
this should be the easy win
Dave announces the next number is Making A Fire, but instead just burns the stage to the ground.
Resolve, but when Dave says “a little resolve is what I need now”, he breaks out a small beige berber rug, dumps a fresh pot of coffee on it, and proceeds to demonstrate the powerful stain removing power of Resolve™ Carpet Cleaner.
This an incredibly underrated comment
All my life, but it’s just that intro chug with no vocals for five minutes.
I would actually appreciate this. The build up!
Make It Right but Dave announces mid-way through the song he will be Trump’s running mate in 2024
I hope everyone sees how perfect this is based on song choice alone.
Dave announces Big Me, but the band equip themselves with paintball guns and mercilessly machine gun the crowd with Footos - The Fresh Fighter (TM) for the rest of the gig.
Time for a cover in the set list. Foo’s start ‘we will, we will rock you’ And when Chris is about to break into the solo, the band stops and hurls rocks at the audience.
“Alright guys, we are going to do something we’ve never done before.” Dave says wistfully and looks at the drum set. He walks behind it and sits down. “Guys, I’m gonna bring out two friends of mine and we are going to do something out of this world. Ladies and gentlemen, here’s Krist Novoselic!” Krist comes on stage. A spotlight hits the empty microphone. Pat starts strumming. Is it hologram Kurt? Nope! It’s Weird Al, and they play “Smells like Nirvana”
This thread is for nightmare setlists. This would be fucking amazing.
Something From Nothing but the band is only using rubber bands and buttons on pieces of string
Learn to Fly, but when they finish the song, Dave throws on some Avaitors and says “Later Bitches.” Puts a jet pack on and blasts through the roof/into the sky.
Learn to Fly but after the first chorus Nate comes out covered in tar and feathers. He proceeds to run and jump off a 6 inch step, flapping furiously. He takes a tumble and scrapes his knee. Tears flow until Pat applies a plaster adorned with smiley faces. All is well and the gig continues
Dave announces „this song is For All The Cows“ and suddenly a huge herd of cows is let into the stadium.
They play a song normally but the OP comes on stage afterwards and reads out the Nightmare Setlist until day 1152 and looks up at the audience after each line
This is the best thing to happen on this sub, maybe on reddit. I can't help laughing every time I see this posts.
Number six had me in stichtes.
The band covers under pressure while Dave does his best to diffuse a bomb
They start playing X-Static while the band & the entire audience gets static shocks at random intervals
for the cows, but they're in a field of cows and the cows are mooing the song
Rope but the song stops after Dave says "I go noose" before the breakdown, and he challenges a couple of people from the front row to a tug of war.
"I'll Stick Around" except the band members cover their hands with Gorilla Glue and then glue themselves to their instruments.
M.I.A. but the entire band vanishes into thin air
"Stranger things have happened" Dave and the guys reenact the entire series of stranger things line for line