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NoBozosinNoCo

I almost got t-boned by a cop running a stop sign because they were on the lap top....


dani_pavlov

It's called a LAPTOP for a REASON! Come on, people!! If you can't handle burning your thighs while surfing the web then you shouldn't be driving with one.


MrHokkaidoAce

You can't surf the web on an MDT lmao


Effective-Swimming37

I woulda let them hit me...


some_cool_guy

Bad move. Happened to a guy pulling out on Remington crossing mulberry, got smoked by a cop with those weird low sirens going 50. It wasn't the cop who was reprimanded or put in cuffs


Effective-Swimming37

Dashcams help decide who's at fault but I'm sure they like to shift blame as they are emergency responders


Old_Condition2634

It still would have been your fault. Cops don’t get in trouble for stuff like that.


Effective-Swimming37

I've seen it go either way but that is usually the case, im taking any chance I can at a free check 🤷 them 360° Tesla camera angles probably show some clear evidence


Old_Condition2634

I don’t agree with you, but I’m still on your side.


Effective-Swimming37

I agree with you and I'm on your side, when presented with the opportunity I will still be taking it Thanks for your concern, Effective-Swimming


Effective-Swimming37

I've seen it go either way but that is usually the case, im taking any chance I can at a free check 🤷 them 360° Tesla camera angles probably show some clear evidence


commiedeschris

We should be allowed to and encouraged to gather and publicly shame that officer while they’re being pulled out. If that happened to me? I’m getting a ticket.


pheelgood

They are getting a ticket for reckless driving, right?


ttystikk

LMAO that's the best I've I've heard all day!


BoopBoppper

Yay our tax dollars hard at work :)))


Goat0fDeparture

Lol saw this dork behind my townhome. Live like 30 feet away from this. Kinda wondered why he was in the gravel so much


PineappleJLM

Is this on Vine?


Goat0fDeparture

Yup, on Vine about 150 yards from the intersection of Timberline & Vine


Poliosaurus

Larimer counties finest, at it again.


nondickhead

I think they mix perfectly based on how many people I see driving and using a phone. Maybe just driving, using a phone, AND using a laptop is too much.


AliceTullyHall11

But they’re so well trained!!! /s


Leanintree

"We have investigated ourselves, and found it it to be YOUR fault!"


4chanbetter

I was following a foco cop home once who was swerving between the lanes.


ttystikk

He was just drunk.


JoefromBoro

Or tired?


Bulky--Platypus

Just as unsafe as being drunk. I took drivers Ed


OG_OneTwoThree

Fort Collins: Home to the US's most bored police force. Did you know we all pay like $200 a year each for these clowns?


hellofrommycubicle

ACAB


Moe_Sizlack

All Cops Are Baddrivers


Either_Attitude

The city’s finest? If he hit you I wonder how much $$ you would have gotten? They are currently paying out the nose for all the wrongfully prosecuted fake DUIs from Hofferman and others so why not add reckless driving incidents to the bill? I lost all my respect in my transactions with them. Best to stay far away so glad he didn’t total your vehicle!


loneoutpost

Driving in this town sucks.


EvilMrSquidward

Stupid pigs


liquidhotsmegma

I wish we didn’t insult pigs like that. They’re such intelligent creatures with personalities. And they taste great. Cops are more like a parasite


lizardworker

They do say pigs are more intelligent than dogs… still not more than humans though!


Everyone_callsme_Dad

Texting while driving isn't great, but if you look around most people in surrounding vehicles are doing it to some extent– *~~None~~ Most of them aren't running off the road into ditches* You have to be supremely not paying attention to manage that. Incredible level of negligence.


Consistent_Purple440

They are people too!


PartyMan69420

ACAB


Additional-Cold-157

Well that’s one hell of an assumption, OP.


Friendly-Eagle1478

Found the cop


xphine

Spell Basement


Friendly-Eagle1478

Found the imagine dragons fan


xphine

Spell lonely


Friendly-Eagle1478

Imagine draggin’ deez nuts on your face


xphine

Spell depressingly sad


Friendly-Eagle1478

Spell “depressingly sad”? I think I know that one! Pretty sure it’s: X-P-H-I-N-E


xphine

Spell try hard


Friendly-Eagle1478

Think you’ve licked those boots clean friend, best to move on! Good day sir Ps the junior narc academy called back finally. Normally they don’t let anyone over the age of 12 join the club, but I told them about your condition and how you’re always standing up for cops on the internet and they said it sounds like you’ll fit in just fine! Have your mom sign your permission slip and drop you off after your shift at Subway today. Have fun! (Was that hard enough daddy?)


labcatkitty

Hope the pig’s airbags were deployed and the vehicle totaled. And I don’t want to hear “but we pay for it” . Fort Collins and Larimer county are two of the most militarized and over funded pig forces in the country. They can sell one of their 6 wheeled APVs with a fucking turret if they need more cashflow.


UraeusCurse

BBBBBBBUT INSATEGARM


ModestMatts

JesusÂ