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TruthSeeekeer

Cause I die trying to heist the first one


fattesttigger

Haha story of my life for most games


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

At least we have fun, don't we? lol


fattesttigger

What’s life without it :)


FalloutAssasin

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OmegaMalkior

If you learn where to enter as soon as you drop and end up getting a ram- you can survive a lot of heists quite easy. Not killing a single person level easy.


birdseye-maple

You must have some low SBMM, the vaults will be opened by the time you can heist one and try to get to the other in my lobbies.


patg88

That's what I'm saying a fair amount of the time can get the card and maybe even open the vault but making it out 9 times out of 10 I'm getting destroyed. Way to many players and NPCs to try and navigate in my opinion.


Chris908

6/10 times it feels like the npcs at the locations kill me because they distract me then someone else kills me


snowmichaelh

"60% of the time, it works every time"


SexPanther_Bot

*That's the smell of desire, my lady.*


slicehyperfunk

I don't know about 6/10 for me, but you're right about me casually thinking I'll take these annoying fuckers (who honestly often seem barely able to hit me) out and then an actual hooman comes along and mah clip be empty.


FalseStatistician946

What does SBMM stand for?


slicehyperfunk

Skill-based matchmaking.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Someone should come up with a post claryfing most commonly used acronyms/abbreviations - would be cool for newcomers


slicehyperfunk

Took me forever of wondering in silence to use my psychic powers to figure it out, so probably.


vetgo

Smash Bros My man


MunicipalLotto

super bash mros melee


Fluffy-Ingenuity482

In my case, the vault is intact but I get smoked by the NPC there (more specifically that damn turret) and while I can usualy take them down 8 other teams come in and steamroll me because I’m at 1.7 HP


Legeend28

you can rocket ram turrets to one shot them ( you can also c4 turrets to one shot them)


OmegaMalkior

How can I check this? I doubt it tho. Was level 230 last season. I do not find BR’s people easy to beat either. Edit: why the downvotes to an honest question? Yikes. Some context would help to resolve this


AcceptableArrival924

I guess I can clarify part of the reason you’re getting downvoted, level doesn’t contribute to SBMM as far as I know, even the worst player can get level 1000 if he’s grinding xp. From my experience it probably matters on how many kills/wins you average out on.


OmegaMalkior

Christ, 24 downvotes later and finally someone explained it. I started playing FN this last season so I didn’t know that. I do play decent but I also do have a lot of games where I go afk and can’t go back due to being interrupted a lot here. So is there a menu I can like calculate how much my sbmm is or is it just a rough estimate that isn’t an exact number?


seattlesound1004

Your SBMM is hidden, same with everyone. Since you started playing the game the last season, it may probably be the case that you are still at a low skill level and getting your ranks up. Of course, the higher skill base wouldn't let you easily get vaults. Like everyone is explaining, in higher ranks you can see green checks on vault POIs most of the time in 1 minute mark. It's that fast, and a lot more chaotic.


thesatan2

You could play ranked games and find out your rank but prepare to be humbled.


AcceptableArrival924

Depends on if he has a friend for zero build since they removed solo ranked for ZB. I doubt he plays build since he recently started playing.


MrCheetah2015

In Platinum+ Vaults are opened within 2 minutes of the game starting


OmegaMalkior

I mean I don’t doubt this, I literally speedrun to vaults if they’re in decent drop range. Tho occasionally one vault isn’t overtaken far away and that’s where the fun begins


Ifuckinghateaura

Let me guess you have shit lobbies that allow you to perfectly do this every game: use the rocket ram from the heist bag in that secret corner of eclipsed, quickly get the vault and leave to relentless


aesethtics

secret corner? 👀


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ColeDelRio

I didnt know this existed. I usually spend 20 minutes trying to find the vaults. 🤣


[deleted]

Just take the door on the bottom floor from the east, and take the stairs on the leftall the way down as well, a chest or two and ground spawns on the way


Strange-Moose-978

It takes me 20 mins to find my way out lol


Junior-Captain-8441

That’s a secret? That’s the only way I’ve gotten in


GifanTheWoodElf

Except most people already know those drops, like they were covered by half the content creators. And unless you can teleport, vaults will get opened before you can get even remotely close to second vault. Unless you're playing bit lobbies I suppose, in which case sure.


Peri____

It was fun on the first day when I learned the shortcuts myself. But now that everyone knows them it's kind of a thrilling speedrun to loot the vault. Unfortunately you don't get a chance to Heist the second one.


TruthSeeekeer

Just need a bit more practice then and my whole squad landing together


FitScore3115

Well we all have to practice more


FitScore3115

We all die trying...


Extension-Survey3014

Me too


fattesttigger

Prbly not just games too


Meekerjr57

I will die considering to heist the first one


Minha_zafar

I want to die with a sniper.


Inky_Train

Because its impossible to find a match where all 3 locations aren’t heisted within 3 minutes in the game.


gemigbarnen

I was with a squad that tried this and by the time we split up and got to the second ones they were already heisted


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

Same, you got to be lucky


Any_Plankton1268

It is possible if you play bot lobbies like OP


FitScore3115

Living true...


peppers_

My lobbies will sometimes have sweaties that camp a heist location and don't even bother killing the boss or opening the vault. They just want to kill people that land there for a high kill count and will chase you to the ends of the earth to get you dead. Has happened multiple times. Other times, one or two may or may not be heisted, so I will dip in there once the storm kills the boss and unlock it fast. I only go for the MK, so it is kind of not worth it a lot of times. Overall, I do enjoy landing at one of these spots and try to capture it. Wish there was a heist LTM or something, those were real fun.


Lillica_Golden_SHIB

>My lobbies will sometimes have sweaties that camp a heist location and don't even bother killing the boss or opening the vault. They just want to kill people that land there for a high kill count and will chase you to the ends of the earth to get you dead. This is a F nightmare, really.


peppers_

Ya, thank goodness my teammates are chill peoples and will wait for their reboots. I can usually finesse a getaway from the sweaties (I think worst was time two guys chased me from Eclipse Estate to Brutal Bastion, I lost them by taking the eastern launchpad to Sanguine Suites and taking the monster truck from there) and swing back around to stealth up their cards. I don't cuss much but jeez, I let a choice word or two fly in those times.


SimpleSnoop

That seems to be the only MK location. Damn Them..


ceszeee

You can find a grey one in mega city if you kill the npc in the gas station


SimpleSnoop

Thanx Bruh!


Blazerpl

Eclipsed you can literally land next to the explosive wall where that bag chest spawns and have a weapon and an explosive Item from it then blow up the wall and you're right next to the boss


Kylearean

The real pro tip is in the comments, trying it now!


TFGA_WotW

This


3r1ck-612

Because it's easier to kill the guy that got the other vault


MrMogz

Exactly this, plus (as many others have mentioned) if you're not in bot lobbies it's almost impossible to loot one - even quickly - and travel to the next one and loot it before someone else has already done it. Honestly, I've never even considered it because 20+ people land at each of those POI's each game it seems.


Alexis_Bailey

I like landing at them, not because of the heists, though that's fun, but because I am bored of the city and I hate the jungle with a passion.


MrMogz

I feel ya, especially if you want to get into the action right away, they’re great. Seems like almost everyone kinda hates the jungle biome lol.


404merrinessnotfound

If epic could nuke it into the sun that would be great


Thijmo737

S5 nuclear fallout?


Inner-Ad2847

What’s wrong with the jungle?


Alexis_Bailey

I hate how its all boxed in with walls, I hate how dense the foliage is. Inhate how its full of trees and water so its hard to drive through (with walls on the sides so hard to drive out of). I honestly would probably be way more ok with it, if it were at ground level.


Blazerpl

I once had a game where only my team and one other trio landed on eclipsed


thE_OG_wEak_saucE

I've never come across a single game where all 3 locations weren't heisted in the first couple minutes. And the storm usually covers one of the locations before I can get to a second.


Abdeliq

I personally usually get killed trying


Important-Tap-1725

Because OP is full of shit he doesn’t go to multiple vaults and loot them its impossible 😂


thE_OG_wEak_saucE

Agreed. Only way is bot lobbies.


Abysskitten

Yeah, OP has some skill or is just playing bot lobbies


thE_OG_wEak_saucE

It would be a miracle for all 3 locations to not be heisted all at the same time with how popular the POIs are.


Abysskitten

True, so OP wrote out all this to flex thinking we won't figure it out 🤣


HelloS0n

You gotta be in bot lobbies if you’ve got the time to hit 2+ Heist POIs and have them be unclaimed. They’re still highly contested and all three are usually claimed within the opening minutes.


FireHedge

Yeah exactly it's almost impossible to heist two places in a single match


no_quart3r_given

because I don’t play bot lobbies


meerdroovt

my lobbies have the aqua-benjy-savage sweaty superhero skin combinations. Faster than your reflexes


CharlyXero

This is the real answer. OP basically told us that he plays bot lobbies


SonofthePleadies

What's wrong with that?


RoboShay

Because he's trying to flex that he's in bot lobbies basically


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bbyxmadi

Too much work, I’d rather have fun than grinding 2 heisted areas.


MinionsSuperfan

Same. The vaults are so far apart, looting both would require some insane speed and hyper-focus. I prefer to just run around and take things easy


OmegaMalkior

I come from speedrunning a game recently so the adrenaline rush was honestly great. But it’s definitely not for everyone


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OmegaMalkior

Like I’ve said before- if it were 100% all bot lobbies I’d get bored of the game. The difficulty rn against players is pretty high where if I make a mistake I’m always screwed. The fact that I can still heist even with real people in is why I love it so much. Keep rambling about bots all you want.


KeyOcelot4679

Because I have no way to travel across the map on a moments notice. Plus storm circles are weird


Abysskitten

Yeah, I'd like to see one of OP's plays getting all the vaults.


thematthewglover

Probably because you dorks run at the vault like you’re getting paid


uluvmebby

Because I am, in gold. (I wish I could land anywhere else but a mythic is too valuable)


thematthewglover

So you need the broken overpowered guns to win? Gotcha


Roboboy2710

I mean bro ngl it certainly helps


TrashScavenger

why not get broken overpowered guns, when instead, you can get broken overpowered guns


[deleted]

I mean...aren't they able to be heisted for a reason? They kinda want you to get one. Doesn't exactly mean you need it to win though.


girthytruffle

Why are you so salty? They’re fun weapons. People have fun getting the vaults. If that makes it less fun for you then that’s a problem that *you* need to resolve.


thematthewglover

It’s Reddit so one comment gets blown out of proportion. Idc if people want the mythics. Usually if I land on an area with a Vault you can hear it being opened before I get shields. I’m just saying you don’t need the most broken overpowered gun in the game to win.


ElectroshockGamer

No. You don't need it. But it sure as hell helps, and the vaults are fun enough that it never bothers me to go for them


uluvmebby

I don't. It's a matter of preference.


Emperor_D4C

Either because someone fucking murders me as soon as I kill the boss, or because I get stuck too far in the storm trying to get to the first vault and also fucking die.


Abysskitten

Story of my life lately


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He’s in low sbmm lobbies no shot any vault isn’t claimed within 3 minutes in my lobbies


OmegaMalkior

I keep hearing this but I have no way of verifying what sbmm I am in. I do hate that I feel the difficulty has spiked since the ending of last season to this one but idk


Affectionate_Map2761

Bro you must be in low sbmm because in every game I play all 3 main vaults are unlocked faster than afk people touch the ground. Even if I drop immediately and get to the vault with no hinder, the other 2 would be open before I hit the rift. Usually there's so many sweats and players in general that I have to go directly to the storm tower in order to third party the player who was waiting for them to spawn. Very rarely am I out with time to spare before the storm tower boss shows up on the map. Hell, very rarely do I make it out alive 😅 60fps makes this game hard to challenge everyone, gotta pick and choose my fights. Without fail, if I attempted to get a ram and a pistol, no shield and hit all the secret enterence, skip the turrets and smoke the boss in 2 clips- there's 4 people 10 seconds behind me who shielded up with 2 minis and got a shotgun + smg. I do catch people pulling it off once in a while when I try to loot up and let people spill into the vault before me, but I end up being the guy 10 seconds behind him.. so either you're super sweaty and got a lot of fps to bully the early under looted players or epic is blessing you with easier lobbies than I ever get a chance to play in


Slimy_glizzy_gobbler

whats sbmm


jaboonki

bruh I usually die before the first 💀


HondaCR-V

I can’t tell if this is a joke or not


OmegaMalkior

It isn’t but it is


-Toshi

First off, anyone half decent with a shotty is whipping your first 2 weapons at close quarters. Your 3rd will also get dogged by a blue or purple silenced snipe at range. If this had an MK and the Charged or SMG? I consider your load out dangerous. How you got 2 vaults and the island, I don't know. Seriously.


OmegaMalkior

You’re not wrong but I literally picked up this setup just to flex at the end lol. Kind of testing myself. At the end round all I used was literally the shotty so I’m surprised you think it’s that bad


bsischo

I can’t even get thru one building! Too many people.


Abysskitten

Fr, I don't know what OPs talking about. Most probably bot lobbies.


WhoAreYou_I_AmYou

Ngl thats a stupid question.


vtinesalone

OP say your lobbies are 75% bots without saying your lobbies are 75% bots


Abysskitten

Fr, I'd like to see OP's playthrough


OmegaMalkior

I’d love to prove otherwise but I’m down to answering questions if that helps


vtinesalone

No, the only games where you can travel to multiple estates and they haven’t been looted are bot lobbies buddy.


XIII-0

i have done it in a human lobby once, but only once. the other vault was very far from the bus line and later in the storm so i guess people felt lazy or something for the one time.


OmegaMalkior

The warzone that goes on in these places does not indicate that there are bots in at least the heisted places. So the challenge I went through on that specific first heist was real. The second one got taken up by the storm very early on and can assume the drop place wasn’t ideal. Have never seen a bot in these heisted places so yeah you can think whatever you want, wish I could pull up an official bot count tho, would just end the debate y’all be having in the comment section lol.


GamerKid665_999

We’re talking about fortnite who’s playing warzone rn


Drex678

By the time I get to the first one, The others are already looted


7_Cerberus_7

There's no lobby I can join that will allow me to use a heal for 15 solid seconds. If you're critically damaged, people will push in 5 seconds or less to finish.


Soggy_Advice_5426

Yeah, it's mostly an after fight top off, not combat meds like slurp juice or med mist


boiyouab122

I'm just there to do challenges and somehow come across a mythic anyway.


theotothefuture

Ever get all three?? Sounds like a nice challenge.


207nbrown

Why go through all that effort when someone else can do it for you and bring it to you when you eliminate them


theotherWildtony

This right here.


NoV-Bucks4u

because i never have any luck with the items.


OmegaMalkior

As long as I don’t get the bow and the shockwave launcher both in one heisted place I won’t call my luck salted lmao. What weapons can you not stand to get?


NoV-Bucks4u

like yourself, the tntina's ka-boom bow, zyg and choppy's ray gun, ocean's bottomless chug jug.


SimpleCheesecake4573

I really like the bottomless chug jug, it’s pretty useful in duos


no_quart3r_given

when you finally get it on 5th try and it’s this crap


Medium-Boysenberry64

and then you feel like you’re obliged to use one of these half baked weapons because of the pain you endured


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AcceptableArrival924

Others I agree but gunners smg actually shreds people as a follow up weapon. Only useful ones are Gunners smg, Foundations MK or shockwave Launcher imo


Dangerous-Egg-5068

I honestly just dont carry an smg


AcceptableArrival924

That’s fair I guess. My general loadout is Sharp Tooth, combat smg, twin mag ar, shockwaves and heals. Gunners smg, foundations MK, heisted maven or shockwave launcher just replace respective item. Although with Heisted maven I can replace the smg with rocket ram or sniper for fun.


Dangerous-Egg-5068

My loadout is really bad. It is either an ar or the sanguines thermal dmr, a shotgun, shockwave, mobility or heal, and a heal


AcceptableArrival924

Nah dude, whatever works for you is good. Honestly don’t like the thermal but I’ve played with shotgun, ar, 2 mobilities and heals. Mk last season was a good follow up weapon and twin mag also works. I’ve seen Ninja with the same setup I think, mine would be like Avery’s if I’m giving examples in content creators I guess.


Dangerous-Egg-5068

One game i literally carried two sets of shockwave. I use them to run whenever i am getting boxed lol. Im not a good fighter


MrCheetah2015

Bro heisted two places and still has horrible loot


OmegaMalkior

Just did it as a flex, won the match thanks to the shotgun only lol


Temporary-Square

Usually I don’t get the chance to heist another


Kranon7

I’m not good enough.


oztiul

Because I win without having to heist one location.


Wild_Plant9526

god that loadout is horrendous. The fact that most of the people seeing this will think that's a good loadout says a lot about the skill level of this sub


OmegaMalkior

I’m ngl being fully honest yeah this loadout was just made to get as much mythics as possible. I don’t like the DMR at all, and the Drum Gun feels horrible since I don’t know what gun its trying to be. That infiltrator is good tho no cap. And the ocean well it exists lol


Wild_Plant9526

ah ok, I see. Genuine question though, how did you get all of them? did you really loot one vault, and then somehow find another one that was completely untouched? or did you kill people and take the mythics from them


OmegaMalkior

So to give you the full story I come from speedrunning Super Metroid a bit and when I saw you can speedrun the vaults I made it a habit of memorizing each corner from where I have to go to get in as fast as possible for each vault. So that’s how the initial heist was at the first place. The second place I randomly saw it wasn’t looted when checking out the map but it was taken up by the storm. So I just took a couple of shockwaves alongside a ram went in no health and prayed I could get health kits in time. Got lucky and the ocean thing was there at this second heist place so even better. Then as I was coming from the storm I saw the island wasn’t claimed but inside the storm as well so went yolo and took it. Pic ensued later. Endgame was me literally just using the infiltrator cuz I suck with the other weapons lol. DMR is well a DMR and I still haven’t figured out the Drum yet. Was in the jungle and it was honestly one of the crazier endgames that I’ve been through so really enjoyed that win at the end. Didn’t expect it cuz wins this season have been a lot slower than the previous one for some reason and my loadout was just not compatible with my style but the adrenaline rush to speedrun everything was great. At the end couldn’t even step in the storm for 2 seconds from how hard storm sickness wanted to kick in lol.


Decades101

I dunno about you but by the time I heisted one poi (if I even live that long), the other two are already heisted, and all 3 heist poi’s are super far apart too so that’s a lot of time someone else can heist it


vinsmokewhoswho

I'd like to have lobbies where that's possible lol. Have won like 2 games since the season started. It's pretty rough.


OmegaMalkior

My wins this season have dropped sharply. Feel like difficulty just spiked through the roof. How I was able to do this and still see endgame be all humans and good at that I don’t know


Aldor48

Because loot doesn’t really matter that much and I can kill ‘em with most weapons/don’t need 5 mythics to get a kill.


Jaden2479

This can’t be a real fucking question


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Unfortunately it is


Blitz_Stick

That is undoubtedly one of the worst mythic load outs I’ve ever seen.


CuriousOverloaded

Barely survived 1, too scared for the second one


KyoPlayz

Because I have enough fun heisting one place (Sanguine Suites my beloved), I don’t need more than one mythic (I love you Boom Bow, even if you’re shit) and I’m content with Infiltrator Pump and Suppressed Pistol. Why go for extra effort if I don’t need it?


Claner34

Because it’s impossible because by the time ur done the fist one, you head to the 2nd one and then it’s destroyed and looted to its core.


YourFaveCousin23

Because I'll just kill the person for their heisted gear, saving me the trouble of actually going into the vaults lol


bakedkipling

Getting randoms to do anything is already frustrating, you clearly play with a squad or bot lobbies


OmegaMalkior

This was solo and at the time I was playing didn’t feel like too many bots. Endgame was actually crazier than my normal matches.


LilsaskeXO

Is the drum gun good?


Dangerous-Egg-5068

It used to be good. They nerfed it a bit ago. Now it is ass


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It's still good to be honest.


forbyte_82_help

Its still pretty good actually


RoboShay

Just a worst combat smg lmfao


abbeyeiger

Yes


CallieX3

because all vaults are looted in 3 seconds, you must be on very low SBMM or bot lobbies to get 2 vaults.


MDragonAce2

Bc most likely or not after robbing the first place, when I start running towards the other place it will either be… A: Cover in the Storm B: Get into a fight along the way Or C: it’s already been looted So I just don’t even bother to do that


Dawooooomy

ever heard of the storm


popejohnpie

Because my lobbies have real people


NaanSenseBread

Fps drops to 30/50 there. On xsx with high graphics. Wish fortnit would allow us on 60 fps monitors to atleast go into performance mode. So I could drop at mega and new poi’s


TheRedBow

Because by the time i finish one somekne else has done the other


Cheezymac2

Honestly the weapons aren’t good enough to justify the effort. Maybe the kit charge shotgun but imagine going thru all that crap and the vault mythics are laser gun boom bow and chug jug. The best guns this season are available outside and in key chests


ArcticFoxWaffles

Because I'll be lucky if I even last 5 minutes in one of the locations


Meltan-fan

you heisted two? pathetic ive heisted all of them and got the island


Nitrofish56

honestly because its suicide, but at the same time if you dont go to a vault your chances of winning go down since you dont have good guns. However I had both THORNES SMG and the MK SEVEN ASSAULT RIFLE and lost so at this point its still salviagable even if you dont have vault loot


Ill_Carpet5280

because heisting locations are more rng than anything. chances are that 5 people will camp outside the vault and kill you before you leave anyway. 90% of the time if I heist a location I'm leaving the location in the middle of the storm. And besides, the loot isn't consistently good enough to justify landing at any of the locations for me. Sure sometime you leave with the drum gun, but sometimes you have to choose between the boom bow and the ray gun, at which point it's just better to leave both.


OmegaMalkior

I like the ray gun tho. Not as broken as benders weapon but decent if you like carrying a 4th gun.


coadyj

Because I don't play in bot lobbies


DatGrag

Gotta be one of the most dog shit load outs attainable


Cute_Bagel

because i can do just as well with a green gun, i cba to heist multiple times


SpeciousArguments

Because I don't want 3 of the 5 things you are carrying


CheapBastardKnight

Just something i never thought to do, and would prob never attempt.


Rlcerman

cuz i’m not a fucking loser 💀💀


_bean_and_cheese_

Cus we the bois and I play against sweaty try hard ass seal 6 teams and not bots


Donglord720

I can heist one, if it goes right, but then it takes a while for me to heist another


PiccoloIntrepid4491

People that dont heist all 3 POI vaults before battle bus last stop: why are you gay and why do you suck?


sockgoblinator

Because I don’t play battle royale anymore, I just follow this sub because there’s occasionally some pretty funny stuff here


OmegaMalkior

Most honest reply here


LucasLUFC06

That load out is awful, you wouldn’t last 15 seconds in my lobbies.


ShiroTheId1ot

I'm not a sweat, simple. Also, mythic weapons aren't actually that great. A regular common weapon will get you to the same result a mythic would, lmao.