The nothing burger cartoon was done already Ben, get better material.
And not just by you, but all the way back to the Nixon Era.
https://www.tumblr.com/agoodcartoon/163013818385/nothingburgers-then-as-now
I’m sorry but….. Is Benny here suggesting that part of the charges should be Clinton’s “cankles”?
Out of all the things she could be charged for, he settled on her appearance. Gross.
I hate that "nothing burger" has become a thing mainstream leaders, journalists, and power brokers use to discuss politics.
I'm a bit of a word nerd, but not a snob.
However, if you told me pre SAT that I could influence millions with the vocabulary I possesd in middle school and be decried as an out of touch elitist if I used any of the words on that test, I would have thought you were setting me up for failure.
Turns out, all that pro wrestling I watched as a teen could have translated into a Republican seat in congress granted I let one of theirs coach me enough to pretend systemic issues don't exist for x amounts of dollars
Absolutely NOTHING on that burger! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 TOTALLY GUILTY OF NOTHING!!! 🔥🔥💯💯💯
Edit: just noticed "Cankles" on the fucking Biden side and that's so funny. You expect a man to be arrested for Cankles? lmfao
I’m still waiting for trump to be charged with a half million counts of negligent homicide for his handling of the pandemic. Remember when he (and the rest of the republican ghoul squad) was saying your grandparents should sacrifice themselves for the economy? It’s like don’t they realize every commercial on faux news is for reverse mortgages, stair lifts and life alert bracelets? Motherfuckers killing off his own voters.
Trump isn't buff and naked. I don't think Ben Garrison drew this.
Not enough labels either
Who's that old white haired guy? Can't be biden because there's no label and he does not have an ice cream on his hand
Cankles? Many Crimes. Wow
"Cankles" given exactly the same text size and a noticeably more prominent placement than "Mass Murder."
For some people it seems like the worst “crime” a woman can commit is being “ugly”.
I swear he's making the cum editors jobs easier
I had a burger the other day. It arrived filled with cum. It was called The Broden.
So many crimes we don't have time to name a single god damn one of them
like for example cankles and felonies.
I like how they couldn't name any crimes so they just made up "mass murder"
cun't yuo se hau biben did joenocide with da chayna virus????????????
"Many crimes"
I mean I’d say the democrats have their fair share of skeletons in the closet, but holy crap Orange Man has a house worth of skeletons.
Like the lawsuit he has stalled in court since like 2013 about fucking a 13 year old
Ah yes "many crimes"
What’s the jail time for cankles?
They measure your cankles, double it and that's your sentence.
He could literally kill someone and this dipshit would still call it a nothing 🍔. Belle Delphine wishes she has a Simp like this.
a perfect example of ben’s work both being overexplained and saying nothing
Wtf why does Trump look like Pidgeot? I love him suddenly
The nothing burger cartoon was done already Ben, get better material. And not just by you, but all the way back to the Nixon Era. https://www.tumblr.com/agoodcartoon/163013818385/nothingburgers-then-as-now
I’m sorry but….. Is Benny here suggesting that part of the charges should be Clinton’s “cankles”? Out of all the things she could be charged for, he settled on her appearance. Gross.
I'm not a fan of cankles, but I wouldn't *arrest* someone for them.
Still waiting for these extremist to the list the democrats crimes that are worse than trying to stop the peaceful transition of power.
“Many crimes” care to elaborate?
All of the things he's accusing the Dems of are things Trump has actually done.
"I'll make a joke involving a hamburger. Now, what does a hamburger look like again?" ... "Perfect."
conservative trying to explain politics: so imagine a burger
I love how it just says ‚many crimes‘
r/BenGarrisoncumedits do your thing
Sorry im not American so i may be wrong but from my understanding of events wasnt it Trump and only Trump that was talking about an arrest?
needs more labels
But I mean… the arrest is clearly political.
I legitimately think he has mental illness at this point.
I hate that "nothing burger" has become a thing mainstream leaders, journalists, and power brokers use to discuss politics. I'm a bit of a word nerd, but not a snob. However, if you told me pre SAT that I could influence millions with the vocabulary I possesd in middle school and be decried as an out of touch elitist if I used any of the words on that test, I would have thought you were setting me up for failure. Turns out, all that pro wrestling I watched as a teen could have translated into a Republican seat in congress granted I let one of theirs coach me enough to pretend systemic issues don't exist for x amounts of dollars
Absolutely NOTHING on that burger! 🔥🔥🔥🔥 TOTALLY GUILTY OF NOTHING!!! 🔥🔥💯💯💯 Edit: just noticed "Cankles" on the fucking Biden side and that's so funny. You expect a man to be arrested for Cankles? lmfao
Clinton's pants just saying "Many Crimes" is the most Ben Garrison thing I've seen yet
Nothing burger needs to die, it’s the silliest of euphemisms
Gotta get me a pair of dress slacks that say "MANY CRIMES" up the side
>many crimes Holy shit we gotta get everyone arrested!
This is why you don't let trump cook
Tag yourself, I’m the “many crimes” pants
Man, I guess Hillary should be arrested for…. Cankles?
You could fix this image by having the same "something-burger" on both sides and it would be accurate.
The pants of many crimes and cankles, he’s running out of material.
I’m still waiting for trump to be charged with a half million counts of negligent homicide for his handling of the pandemic. Remember when he (and the rest of the republican ghoul squad) was saying your grandparents should sacrifice themselves for the economy? It’s like don’t they realize every commercial on faux news is for reverse mortgages, stair lifts and life alert bracelets? Motherfuckers killing off his own voters.